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GRAHAM Andi eiredlates: gratuitously throughont the city Awittle girl in a Harlam Sundayschool who had been pulling her doll to pieces during the teacher: TUESDAY, - DEC. 30 . | was.asked;by the Pe is Sat t: ‘“‘And what was Eve mae other piac umd weak, “What was Adam made of?” sn all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cais, etc. ase Programme foo the SALT es Like TH EATRE of Amusement. “Well I guess she was made of. saw- — man The ice : i on it ihe a —— ex- > teatof thirty cieht strips end a quarter We ~ ei ‘of ayard of red lining the joke has gone tar enough—so has the’ hat. We are always willing to kick over a stove; tej] the bar keeper that sulphuric acid isn’t amarker to his whisky; teara hole -in the green cloth ona billiard table, or get bounced out of a saloon. We’re thoroughly bJooded on the questions, but when it comes to driving a man’s hat through the floor, we’re somewhere esle; we are not there in every sense. of | fis * % 5 ORS hy oe the word, and we intend to be a on the next man on tries the JERRY. - KOMNEY SURE | TEE TO IN FALL & WINTER SEE +o of a really excellent more welcome to the contributes more to than a simple, quiet and light running Sewing Machine. My Large self threading shuttle and Agent, Salt Lake City. Oppo-ite Herald Office —___<-@-»>—_— J. kL. FOWNSEND, Taxigermist, “we. “Write Payson, Utah for - Circulars. S| of DOESKINS & BROADCLOTES Together with a fine assortment of AMERICAN GOODS, Will enable my customers ts select ELEGANT SUITINGS Call and see them. Stvles and Fit Guaranteed R.WILLIAMS absence of elegant appearance and general advantaces will make you its friend. O. H. RIGGS, Stock Selected French and; English The new manner of winding the bobbir is admirable,while its self setting needle, springs and cogs render it both simple and durable. Be sure to see it and its Weil SUITINGS. The and the NEW ViCl flattering success, for and very light runhigh rate of speed. and French, English and Scotch” ‘manutacturers have kept that facet in view und have striven to procure a machine which would fully incorporate al- these requirements, TOR certainly is a it is nearly noiseless ning and bas a very DBS: COO 3) WZ WicTOR SEWING MACHINE If you are in need | assistant, nothing is busy housewife or. _the comfort of home BLOCK. {32 Clark St., Chicago, Ile, Is a graduate of two regular (Allopathic and Eclectic) Medical Colleges ; for 20 years has treated ana cured, with unparalleled success, those diseases resuiting from youthful follies or excesses in later life, such as Lost Mauhood, Spermatorhcea, Imp (Sexual Incapacity); also, Private, Kidney and Chronic game under they the have care of ignorant advertising charlatans from: whont received no benetits, them mors harm than good. is progressive, an] and who, in fact, hkea OSE on a young One powders the curative LIAMS has sO arranged his treatment that it will afford not only immediate relief, but permanent cure. Contents ot letters ‘ L. R. WILLIAMS, are held sacredly~ Do power, Dr, Wi- not SELES oo Why face, and the | is an egg like a colt? Because 'itisn’'t fit to use ’till its broken. What is the difference in a barber and amother? One has razors to shave, A Full Line of FINE OVERCOATS! and the others has shavers to raise. What is the difference between stabbicg a man and killiuga hog? One is assaulting with intent to kill, and other killing with intent to salt. the : What part of a fish is like the end of - a book? The fin-is. ie as Why is it absurd to ask a pretty girl to be candid? Because she cannot. be plain. __ Why are old bachelors bad grammar- | lans? Because when asked to conjug- | ate, they invariably decline. Why is your thumb, when putting on & glove like eterni:y? Because it’s ever k FOR[MEN and?BOYS. <3 NEW ARRIVALS. G1 MENS AND BOYS SUES! ; Iesreie % : ce When isa man obliged to keep his word? When no one will take it. Why. is a large fresh egg like a virtuous deed? “Because it’sa good -ege Sample, x. re = Measure? © bE hee Because . How was Jonah t Pads ee ’ » = Why is a side saddle like a four quart -* kw Rotere | of .course, * Bee it holds a gall on. punished? . What game does“a lady’s semble? Back-gammon. When it is united to steel. What is he the difference bustle’ re: robbers? between a premier “danseus and a-duck? One goes qnick on-her .teantitul. He eee Oth ur Rae Pe Bb t Bio": i Soyo Ay Gk on legs .and- , , ‘- | a "3 +@ > , Be Thankful, Be Happy, Whaled, - What confection did they make in the ark? Preserved pairs. When is iron like a band of ’ ca! the LetyDeaulliyt Le ieee rare, CYSES ts Be Merry, - Be--fore ae Christmas. longer delay. confidential. Address, M. D., 182 Clark Street, Chicago, Il. lady anda _ sold- other faces the powder. By a combination of remedies of great Soue conundrums: What’s the differier? done Medicine, like al] other sctences, every year shows proof of itsadvance. us. ence between tency Diseases and habits and abuses of the system, - Remember- that age and experience are very importaut. Dr. WttLiams addresses himself particularly to those who have already placed ti Set 400- horse-power deirick when we licht that An | Manufacturer _ restof the gang cover it—light | poducing amalgamation fo Saving thrown of the Enormous wentiv and unsympathetically to tue floor, and the boot heeis in Welike a joke once in a while. Once inawiile. But when we step up toa bar, have our only stiff biimed hat fraude —— gogtails?’’ | by about Freight oin todo was left. ~ . ——————— i} — yas late to-morrow mcruin’, vat I vas CHOW SCASES, all SIZES and STYLES! LT LAKE CITY UTAH, ices in dot Dealer ’Spose and “Tkess nod. <<< —— asked the newly constructed widow. ‘Round to the store, of course.”’ eS ice?’ SS dot 7} -by ———————— —— —— goimg Purchasing “Vere youvas ; — SEI ice-box to the coffin the undertaker pro- TOM AND the délicious hot drinks, for which the “OCCIDENTAL ”’ has become noted. of?’’ | aust2* f:om it was time to remove the body from the HOT Auer & Murphy are daily meking all Be A saloon keeper died Jast summer, and When his wife sent for an undertaker. to take the ice.away. ceeded S, JOHANSON, ah |