Show THE GARLAND BROADWAY TIMES UTAH GARLAND AND MAIN STREET SDDiPTr?arxo!Pr Uncle Charlie and Leopard Had Much in Common They Both Preferred Lunch to Love— Or Did They? JOB MAHONEY By BILLY ROSE Some weeks ago when the newspapers d the story of the leopard which strolled back into its cage after being AWOL for three days a lot of people wondered whether it returned because it was hungry or because it was lonely for a certain lady leopard In the next enclosure It so happened that around the same time a by strange of destiny my Uncle Charlie also went on the prowl and hi return a few days later raised the identical question on the lower East Side— was It lunch or was it love? It all began when my Aunt Frieda got the social bee in her babushka is away tha cat is playing tha joined the Delancey mice— and they ain't playing hieof street chapter biash " of the Daughters "Yost era implicating my Deborah and went Charlsa is a rat f" off to Atlantic City "Rat schmat! Ash tha widow conlor its annua Greenhouse " vention Knowing A bit shaken Frieda posted herCharlie for what he self inside the candy store across was— man with the street and when Charlie wearhis f e e t in the ing a carnation came out she folc o u s and his lowed him — and sure enough he head on the ground down the block to the —Frieda began to home of Mrs Greenhouse worry that he’d get Now if this were a movie our from eating a tainted heroine would hold her tongue for ptomaine bllntz in a restaurant and so one six reels of and misunderstanding afternoon she boarded a bus and suspense— but Frieda was never one made a quick trip to New York to for slow emotion She waited a jitsee if everything was all right tery five minutes rang the widow’s "YOU MISS ME Charlie?” bell and barged right in when she "Why should I miss you— you’re saw Charlie sitting in front of a here What gives in Atlantic City?’’ mound of chopped liver big enough “In Atlantic to feed the four Marx Brothers City is giving “Pull up a chair’ said the widsaid my aunt “Tomorrspeeches” ow we are deciding about the hy- ow “I got a pot roast you could cut it with a fingernail" drogen bomb yes or no” “In such a case you better go Frieda sniffed “To me it smells like a boiled beef what boiled too right back” said my uncle and don’t take no wooden long" knishes” “Is that so?" said Mrs GreenOn the street Frieda met e goshouse "All week your husband is sipy neighbor who said "Whan enjoying” Ten not "From the ing a full said doubting medicine chest box bicarbonate my aunt is miss- ON THE WAT BACK to their flat Frieda got right down to caaea "What Is between you and Mrs Greenhouse?" she asked cash arrangement "Strictly "Seven suppers said Charlie for 10 dollars” "You can’t pull the wool behind my back” said my aunt "Just to eat a man does not take a bath and wear a whole Gowershop In the buttonhole" £3 clubwoman As for the question: ‘Is love or lunch more Important to the male animal?"— well the leopard la dead and my uncle Isn’t talking 1 V This Is CITY COPS FICTION CORNER INEZ By GERHARD despite his busy DAN and television schedule still manages to find time to lend a helping band to those in need The emcee of NBC's “We the People” CBS’ and other "Sing It Again’’ programs has accepted the invitation of the National Cancer Foundation SEYMOUR DAN SEYMOUR to be the national chairman of Its 1950 fund drive This on top of his active participation with the Boy’s Clubs of America and other public And has Seymour organizations no Intention of being merely an honorary chairman and letting other people do the work He’s busy as a beaver lining up to peoples in all fields to a c t as his assistants they’re accepting gladly Bonita Granville plays the piano In "Guilty of Treason" and actually playsl No double performs for her as is usOriginally she inually the case extended to be a concert pianist perienced musicians say she easily become could one now if she would career and motion give up her and buckle down to practising studying By has also hit the Mary Murphy Until road to stardom — perhaps recently she was wrapping parcels in a swank shop in Beverly Hills she’d come to Hollywood from Now she has Cleveland in 1942 contract with signed Paramount John as doormsn at Chinese theater some years handing spent his evenings stubs to John Garfield and Close ago ticket Now celebrities other Hollywood role ophe’s placing an important in “The Breaking posite Garfield He is It’s his third picture Point” a Los Angeles boy a graduate of Hollywoud High where be appeared In class plays with Alexis Smith 4 H Wilkinson when he comes home" ome queer I’VE INVESTIGATED but the jewel robbery up WASN’T a pleasant prospect at River’s End Lodge topped them It seemed like the only all Tracy and I were dumb So and I bought ourselves we’re ready to admit that but someTracy and moved Into the supplies after all we’re city cops not primishack wilderness tive The third day Eben dropped natives around to see how we were doing The reason we We told him In no uncertain terms were called In if he wanted to spell us for a was because and we’d spilt the reward Homer Liver- day"Mean it?” he said more’s wife had lost $50000 worth "Sure we mean it You lay your nor she of and neither gems on the thief you get $2500 hands Homer trusted or had faith in cash" Eben Jackson the local jronstable "Come with me” he ssld Jackson met us at the station He took us directly to the Jail take a sleuth to and it wouldn’t and pointed through the bars at a tee he was sore at the Livermores Bronco Pete prisoner “I’ll show you what I alWeD air this was It: Bronco ready found out” he told us committed the theft all had let you smartles briefly “then right but It didn't do him dope out the rest” much good because be coudn’t He took us up to the lodge and Nor dispose of the Jewels showed where a ladder had been could he spend the $5t In cash placed against the house Then he he’d swiped along the rocks allowed the thief had probably ho worked because hadn't for taken his loot and skun off in the months and to do so would woods to hide have aroused suspicion Then Then Tracy had an idea “If we we came along and advanced gotta browse around through the him $20 and be bought himself bushes we ought to have a native a new outfit with It Including guide’’ a new pair of boots with cleat ete Bronco Eben recommended marks on the heels who it seemed was a guide who Eben was suspicious because be didn’t have enough money to buy a license for himself hence was knew you couldn't buy a fancy costume like Pete had for less than out of work We explained our pre$50 But Eben let us go ahead with dicament to him and he shrugged the case as per the request of the Then Tracy flashed indifferently Livermores till we got fed up till a $20 bill and he changed his mind In wo offered to split the refact He took the twenty and a promward ise of two more after a week's He came work and went away back the next morning dressed up boots in new riding a checked shirt and a breeches big hat He was mighty proud and rr bet ACROSS 1 Mountain past (India) ft Line of junction 9 Method of learning 10 Otherwise 11 Papal letters 12 Corrodes as Iron 14 Singularity Slat 16 17 King of Bashaa (Bib) 18 Sweet potato and He was mighty proud looked like the pictures you see of north woods guides the pictures you tee of guides Well sir we startld out We trekked through the woods for a whole day Then Bronco Pete led us to a deuerted shack Outside we found a set of fresh footprints the heels of which were marked with a common iron cleat "Chances are” said Eben "if we find the owner of these here we’ll have ua the thief seen tracks like that around the lodge beneath the window" Pete set off through the brush like a bound on the scent Tracy and I followed wearily Pete led us straight back to tha and there aura enough lodge beneath were marked footprints window the bedroom "The thing te de " Eben teld twe “Is te far nannies you is make yeurselvea comfortable la the shack an’ uab the thief looked like north woods 20 Eskimo tool 21 Oversee 24 Young hen 26 Rowing implement 28 Obtained 29 Little parcel 82 Largest continent 35 Skill 36 point 38 Two (prefix) 39 One of the DOWN 1 Resentment 2 Contain 3 A king who marries Cudrun (Norse myth) 4 Fretful 8 Varying weight (Ind 6 Jewish month 7 Onslaughts 8 Courags 11 Foot covering 13 Close 15 Bark 19 Drinking cup Is Advertising Integral Part By William R Nelson K DVERTISING is as much a part of American newspapers as the paper upon which they are printed Without advertising this newspaper would be a very different Not only would it be less but it also wou!d cost teresting subscribers more considerably Is commercial news Advertising It is as valuable to reader as every other feature of a newspaper It Is so Interesting in fact that there are paper in many cities devoted to advertising exclusively LAST WEEK'S ANSWER 22 A dreamy pensive composition (Mus 23 Transport by 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OF THEM COMING IN A ROWf ‘D BASEBALL MME 9 N LINEUP MA0E CONSECUTIVE HTTS NONE INNtOWTTH EACH SCORNS A RUN CAN VOJ NAME THE TEAM SETTING THIS RECORD? ’9oat m wwa soeija SPORTLIGHT - Why Not Give Frenchmen Chancel By GRANTLAND RICE- - SMART YOUNG MAN the expanding energy of Jim Norris International Boxing Club president would even tackle the fight game tangle as It U to- as 1893 in Baltimore there was a move on the part of th bail club to keep baseball writers out of th The Idea was that people park' )iad to come to th park to find out who won Into' a than a preUe1’ This suggestion was quickly throw out Who would g to ball game when he eould sit at home and hear every play for a cost? Larry MacPhail was one of the first t prove this theory was Incorrect Radio was a big baseball boost New television comes under heavy fire When yon are able both to see and hear the game It ts something different I have nevsr heard as many different opinions expressed oa on subject The grouping is shout ss ONLY A be twisted of knots medle7 of I Her u 1 without a i or' Bam® heavy and two good fightand ers In Pep Saddler who want two mints for what is now getting to to be doubtful entertainment Here is just one example In the set the worst two middleweight fighters are the ones elected to meet for the title— LaMotta and Grazlano I doubt very mucb that either could handle Ray Robinson Robert welterweight champion ViUemaln or Laurent Dauthuiile Robinson are and VUIemaln o both much above the LaMotta average who is tha middleweight has a slipped long long champ way downhlU s I n o o he was fighting Robinson yeara ago and Rocky Grasiano ha dipped Just as far This was the division that was supposed to feature all boxing programs for 1950 Or at least feature most of them since the had more stuff to of- fer Philadelphia has grabbed off the best show of the lot In Robinson and ViUemaln so far as actual but there ring skill is concerned is no title involved It is an odd angle that a fighter of the LaMotta be type should able to tie up the one good division left to a game that seems to be in the dark two The reeling been Frenchmen have tossed round and yet either is a better fighter than LaMotta is today The Philadelphia show is about as good as the game can offer right now but what it means in the way of dissolving Jake LaMotta is another guess Both LaMotta and Grnxiano were much higher In the scale some years age Neither could ever be accused of being another Benny Leonard er another Greb But in their own and rowdy way rough they knew how to be effective Both have lost the reflexes and of younger years and resiliency appear to be waiting for the axe The Television Peninsula Quebec Can 0 Covers 2 Terminal parts of legs 43 Mountain pool 43 Distresa signal 37 J) pmi POTIY fXlSTONCC The cial and proday fessional a It happens to nouncements of greater number this communi- ty’s business’ civic and professional people are Important to all wbo live here They are also timely of the Interests needs hopes and desires of the people of this locality In some communities there art those who apparently do not fully of the role grasp the Importance advertising in the home town paper plays in their daily lives There are merchants who seemfor example ingly do not realize that failure to acquaint people with their goods and services both the handicaps store and ita customers Those who advertise in this or any other newspaper actually rent space in which to publish their own news The generally commercial space Is the property of the newspaper That has been confirmed by court decisions newspa upholding to provide pers in their refusals space for certain advertising uses Space rented tor advertising Source la the principal of aource of rev Revenue enue to virtualrevenue Such ly all newspapers makes possible delivery of the pa per to subscribers for less than the actual cost of the blank paper in each copy The use to which advertisers put the space they rent is of equal imas a portance to the community Is the lubricant whole Advertising that keeps the commercial machine at of the community functioning maximum efficency in the home town Advertising newspaper is a sound investment like buying a bond so a school can be built The advertiser gets direct return in more business and goodbenefits will and the community from the Information sswDng poziiE Eve Arden winding op her for stint In Warners’ “Tea Two” has both eyes on Broadway Richard Whorf has written a comedy about life In a Boston “The Birds house boarding Were Up AH Night” she wants to play In it The newspaper plant operated by Macdonald Carey in the is in ‘The Lawless” which wrecked by a mob was s real one Bill Pine on location sew that it was what he wanted told the owners he’d have to wreck It for the picture but would rebuild it afterSo he went ward They agreed ahead with scenes In the plant it was wrecked and he had it repaired tor $23000 Richard wrXJat Your Paper to People THE iirr m— NEW OUTFIT Home from Europe for a brief stay before he left for the Wimbledon tennis matches Georgeous Gosslo Moran poses o e y y with a ketch by Balmain of Paris of a new tennis outfit tooth" mandlen soup" "The widow makes grade-goulash" needled by uncle “Let her make” said my aunt "and let her eat” And that ended Charlie’s life on the loose and Frieda's career as a V:feZl'J m "I am also enjoying her company" my uncle admitted "On many things we are seeing eye to "Ij for widow t yon got tucb m liking ” said Frieda "I could maybe become one myself" When they reached home Frieda pulled the pin out of her hat "Tomorrow” she announced “la roast duck on the menu Monday It gives sauerbraten Tuesday chicken with : Back around Angle the hazy year known follows — No I — Television will baseball starting with tha No 2— Television will hurt the clubs It won’t affect the clubs 3—Television will make little difference one way or another after good weather and better baseball weaker stronger No arrive No 4—Television will help baseball In the long run It brings the games to thousands of new homes It will be even more help than radio was As Larry MacPhail was the first to give radio a real trial I asked the former Yankee owner or ooe of them how he felt about It “I don’t think It will make much difference" he said "Basebal doesn’t televise welL I’d rather hear a game called over radio Th 1950 Mirad Man domain of From the extensive his broad estate In Maryland it seems that Larry MacPhail still keeps an eye on the general scene He is now raising Angus cattle and and also watching thoroughbreds the standing of the clubs in the two leagues especially th American “What do you think" he asked "of a fellow by the name of Bucky Harris? If he isn’t the miracle mi a so far of 1950 who is? The raw facta la the case are that for the first five or six weeks of tho new sessoa Bncky Harris ha come through with the finest Job in bosebalL He had a team that was expected by practically everyone to dive for the cellar on “opening day and stay arleaves until October’s there But here after close to 30 rived a pretty sound test Bucky games and his bunch have spent most of with the the time hobnobbing Red Sox and InYankees Tigers the aristocrats of their dians league How tOElEgfi BY HAROLD ARNETT M apostles 41 Sloping timber of roof 44 Hillside dugouts 46 Scorches 47 Combining form meaning Indian 48 Nymph 49 CO (Persian myth) Tax (Soot) Spirit lamp TAPE STUNT TO AVO'D SPLITTING THE WHEN POUND INS OUT A DENT TAPE ON THE BEAD NEAR THE 0ENT 4 IN TAPE “BE AO OF A FENDER APPLY MASHING USE FOUR LAYERS wreck minor leagues |