Show N I SUGGESTING G SOME SO NICKNAMES A FOR TilE THE PEOPLES PEOPLE'S SERVANTS TS By fly RODNEY ROD NEA IA Service Sen Ice Writer WASHINGTON July 13 The IL-The The ser ser- servants ants tants of o the people functioning in Washington and elsewhere as parts of the federal government assume far more dignity than the ordinary ser ser- servant ser ser- servant vant ant and it is very hard to find any humility among them Their success f in persuading the multitude to take them seriously as asno asno asno no doubt they should DC De taken is probably responsible for the failure of the ordinary citizen to attach to them the sort of nicknames with which he tags others prominent in the public eye Certainly the hard working dais down here litre are entitled to at least as much a as the lad lady murderesses of ot Chicago among whom there has lies been a long bug procession procession procession sion of wolf women tiger Uger women hyena women and so on New NewYork NewYork NewYork York has never been slow to nick nick- nickname nickname nickname name its and its Brown- Brown BrownIngs BrownIngs Ings logs and the spirit of the entire coun coun- country country country try was demonstrated d when it made I its own 11 Lindy Washington alone I Ihas has lagged behind in this great popular popular lar sport 1 As a matter of fact the great men of ot the land l nd as found round in high office are arc not such awesome creatures as to tobe tobe tobe be robbed of this mark of o popular es esteem es- es esteem teem Probably every everyone one of them realizes the vote-getting vote value of a ag I good nickname n but how Is he to nick nick- nickname nick nick-I nickname name g e en himself Fr To fill this demand your our corre corre- correspondent correspondent a few suggestions suggestions I as I Chief Justice William Howard Taffy Talty Taft Senator Earl B B. Pineapples May May- Mayfield field Senator William E H. H Lone Wolf Borah Senator David A A. A Fido Reed Secretary Andrew W. W V. V Money Money- Moneybags bass bags ba s Mellon Speaker Sp ker Nicholas Baldy Long- Long Longworth Longworth Longworth worth Senator Edward I. I Red head RedheadEd Ed Edwards v. v aids Secretary Curtis D. D Holy Willie Wilbur Senator James E E. Tomatoes Wat Vat Watson Vatson son Senator Henry F F. Hot water bags Ashurst Attorney General John G G. Tur Turnips Turnips Turnips nips nips' Sargent Senator Claude Walrus Swanson Congressman Fiorello Spaghetti Laguardia Senator J J. J Thomas DirIgibles HeWn Heflin Wayne B B. B Juniper Berries Wheeler Postmaster General Harry S S. S Def De Deficit Deficit New Secretary William M. M em Kid along Jardine Secretary Herbert Mops Hoover I Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wen Wen- Wendell Wendell dell deil Whitey Holmes Senator Hiram W W. Knitting Knit ling need need- needles needles needles les les Johnson Senator Robert M. M Chips La- La LaFollette Follette Senator Arthur R R. Robinson Senator Burton K Old Hawkeye Wheeler Senator Frank B B. B Foghorn Willis Senator Thomas J. J J Bull Dull pup Walsh Congressman Emanuel Hootch Celer Ceiler |