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Show THE WEBER HERALD WEDNESDAY, MAY 3, 1922. INTERCLASS GQOFY CHATTER HU'S HU & WY JOi: AM) AI.ICK. Few have iiotii.t'd the B'at' of th -'SERVICE BUREAU GIVES ITS FIRST PROGRAM OF YEAR Herald o we wish :o call attention of' ionp of the member?, even Mi?s Alic. The nakM truth ami the naked lie Tippets, to?eiher with her friend. Jo-, IS MELD HERE are shock me; alike in ooiftty. juniors uop Annual jvem- student who asked From Seniors By One j"f:an as w roinr, margin Makine its first appearance before 'he .student association this year, the niiron :i f-rv r.n.niTfn' fs:-c o! ruoiic ervtce Dtireau entertainer !tvla xuh a nrreram in rlpvofinnal Wprin- Stevenson i in his algebra class after1 That the two are fond of each other day. April 19. This program was one listening to the studeuts talking "No goes without saying. A good example of the most interesting given at Weber .sense plus no sense equals nonsense." ; (o convince you of this fact is when ithe writer heard Alice ask Joe, "Do "A fool." said the professor to the .you think you could lov e me any catch question. I more ?" wise man can't i "Well, yes another arm." "Is that the reason." asked a stu- n the same evenin dent. In the back row, "That I flunked : a nother sign of this law. term in this subject?" he answered, "if I had this year. Myra Wright gave two vocal Bolos. which were appreciated by the students.Charles Guernsey gave a violin solo, which was well received. Entertaining readings were given by Haze! Stone, who read "The Young The annual lnterrlass I rack meet was held Friday. April 21. The jun-iorR were the winners with a total of .'i2 points. The seniors were a close second with 31 points. The college and Bophomores were third and fourth with 24 and 3 points, respectively. The college boys should be congratulated on their wonderful showing lot-but three of their men entered. Dan Hickman of the college was the high point man with a total of 15 points. Lawrence Budge ranked second with 13 points. The 440 yard dnsh and the half mile were the most sensational races ot remind you of: the day. Tom Hickman won first! Winks McKay place in both events. Hickman, I through his wonderful running ability, Oh, the meanness will stand watching during the Irack ! he's mean! season. The mile run wis very poor, ' Or the leanness of a senior when he's Home is naught with a muvver, Church is dull without a preacher; Life is gray without a lover; Class is joy without a teacher." When the inside is turned outside, how can the outside inside be where the inside ouiside ought to be. Conductor "Your fare, miss." Senior girl "Do you really thing Professor Jensen (in physiology) "When I say headache what does it "Trte night before." of a junior when they produced fondness. Joe stated that he would never be at j Man Waited Below." and by Devorah home anywhere without Alice. She;Hoxer. who read "Betty at the Base-heard him and suggested. "Well. Joe. j ball Game." suppose you try some "spring medi- Ruth Stevens gave two solo dances, cine!" (Audrey Clark gave a solo dance, and Joe helps Alice study. too. The ; also sang "The Old Red School." other night they were sitting together The speech of the day was an ora-in the Acorn room. "Where was theition given by Lewellyn McKay, whose Declaration of Independence signed," i subject was "Revolutionary Sons Yes-she asked, terday and Today." He later fra u this "I'm sure I don't know." he told her, j oration in the Sons of the American "unless it was at the bottom." i Revolution contest. During an interview Joe told the( professor Ernest Wilkinson, the writer of the first time he saw Alice, j first vice president of the Public Serv-"I yeas sitting in a crowded street carj bureau, gave a short talk. He told iv. hen she entered." he explained. "1 . of the founding of the bureau by A'- place. heat- . ,..,,-,. navid J. Wilson, then a teacher at Weber and of many interesting ex- the runners covering Ihe distance aft er the coaches' eight-day clock had run down. How they scored: 100-YARD DASH. Dan Hickman, college, first: Lawrence Budge, juniors, second; W. Burton, Juniors, third. 220 YARD DASH. Kenneth Anderson, seniors, first ; Lawrence Budge, juniors, second; W. Burton, Juniors, third. 440-YARD DASH. Tom Hickman (S), seniors, first; Bllia Wade, sophomores, second; Kenneth Anderson, seniors, third. HALF MILE. . . Tom Hickman, seniors, first; I. Terry, college, second; Jos. Bailiff, seniors, third. MILE. Hebev Jacobs, juniors, first,; Percy Martin, juniors, second; Grant Lof-green, juniors, Ihlrd. DISCUS. Dan Hickman, college, first; Pele Couch, Juniors, second; Layton Gal-braith, college, Ihlrd. JAVELIN. Tete Couch, juniors, first; Lawrence Budge, juniors, second; Kenneth Anderson, seniors, third. lean ! But the meanest of the meanest And the leanest of the leanest Are not in it with the greeness Of a Sophomore when he's green! A .lOKIi IIKBK JACOBS. Two bandits were robbing passengers on board a train. The leader stepped forward and said. "We will rob the men and kiss the women." An elderly gentleman then arose and said in protest, "We don't object to your robbing the men but please spare the women." At this an old maid piped up: "Aw, who's robbing this train anyway?" There are rumors that Miss Morton has adopted the slogan the allies car-lied during the world war: "They shall not pass!" quit her "colleg Could Lois Berrett it he Would Jeff Ball if his girl" died? Would Wallace Budge if he had to Does Ira Terry arouse bis idol? Does Elliott Wright to her? Will "Bones" decay? May No. I sit with you? I'm afrAid you'll speeze Jumr. (off the spat.v. Dan Hickman, college, first; Alton! Halverson, seniors, second; Lawrence . ;harlos Taylor (after girl's show) Budge, juniors, third. ! "Don't tell anvone I brought you home. HIGH JUMP. I will vou?" Layton Galbraith. college, first;; KuM, Brewer "You leave that to Walt Price, seniors, and Leonard mey Wright, seniors, tied for second. SHOT PUT. j Will the girl yvho put a wad oUum Theron Jones, senior, first; Law- jj the Acorn, hox come and get it ? The i-enc Rurirfi. tnniors. second: Ken An-1 editor of the Acorn has chewed all the derson, seniors, tniru. arose and otlered her my ing herseif. yvitbout thanking me. she exclaimed in tones that reached the other end of the car. 'What do you want to stand up there for! Come and sit on my lap.' 'Madam,' I answered my face turning red, '1 1 ' "What do you mean!' she shrieked, 'Vou know I was speaking: to my niece there behind' you'." However, yvhen Miss Tippets was approached she told a different story. She admitted that it was in a croyvded street car and that she was exceptionally tired yvhen she entered. "Joe asked me if I would sit down." she said, "but before giving me his seat he asked me If I wasn't the Miss Tippets yvho had been preaching- women's rights. To this iquestion I replied in the affirmative. 'You think,' he continued 'that women should be equal to men?' 'Certainly,' I replied. 'You think, then, that they should have the same rights and privileges'." he further o.uestioned. 'Most emphatically, yes!' I returned. 'Very well." he remarked, keeping his seat, 'just stand up and enjoy them'." We have decided that both of their versions tire true enough and that each one remembered only that yvhich impressed him most. Last Sunday night Joe was bailed by his bishop, who asked him if he ever yvent to a place of worship. "Yes. indeed! Regularly every Sunday night," he answered. "I'm on my way to see me her now." Joe told one of the girls the other day that Alice was a bookkeeper. "Y'ou're right." she replied. "She's had one of mine for two months." When this young couple goes on a vacation next summer it must, along with the other students, carry yvith it the best wishes of the remaining members of the staff for an enjoyable time. periences he had while connected with it. Mr. Wilson, he said, conceived the idea of the bureau while plowing near Heber City. The thought came to his mind, that if turning over the sod made the ground in better condition for things to groyv, perhaps the stirring up of people's minds by the efforts of the students might awaken more interest in favor of the school. The Public SeMce bureau, under the leadership of President Edris Christensen, has been untiling in it efforts to serve the public. Sometimes as high as half a dozen programs have been furnished by it for the evening. The officers have not boasted of their work, and the students have known very little about it. Nevertheless, the bureau has done much to create in the minds of the people a senti-: ment favorable to Weber. oo DIAMOND TEAM LOSES TO PEACH CITY TOSSERS flavor out of it. PURPLE TRIMS DAVIS i PKRSOXAL Lost: A girl. If found return to ihe sewer department in charge of H. Jacobs. M is. CARD OK THANKS Helm wishes to express her DEAR EDITOR: AVe have been looking, noting' in the .halls lately a very ung-ainly sigrht. To some it adds beauty but oh, what it does to . others! We . have noticed what a rare sight it is! Of course you can rave about the girls and their bobbed hair and short Exceptional Pitching of Vest Wins for Weber Ball-Tossers At 2 o'clock Tuesday afternoon the Weber fast nine jazzed down to Davis for a little exercise on the baseball diamond. The game was hard-fought on both sides; featured with errors. as well as some real grandstand plays, j my head when I was little." thanks to the college class for its care sl-irls bul so far tne boys are in lhe over her small son. lead when it comes to fads. Take for .instance the waist overalls the boys Mr. Blaylock "Halliday, what is ajare n0w wearing. Royal blue of very I dry dock ?" J exquisite material with orange ! "Monk" "A dry dock is a physicia n machine stitching around the seams, i who won't give you a prescription. of course if the boys are so hard up j j that they have to wear cow-punchers' jensen "When the rain falls does ; o frails we think that probably ,some it rise awain?" money could be raised to buy suits Marion P. "Yes, indew time." Lenore C. "What is that little seat-on your head?" "Monk" H. "I got a piece of coal in The baseball nine journeyed to Brig ham Tuesday, April 25. where it cross ed bats with the Box Elder men only I to go down to defeat by a score of H ! to 5. Both teams played a very ragged ( brand of ball. However, for Box El-) der the pitching of Gibbs and the play- ing of Foxley. and for Weber the work ' of Bonham and E. Vost was remark-; nble. Bert Bonham made the longest hit for the Weber team when he; smashed out a three-bagger. I During the game one of the Brig j hamites was injured" when he ran into a pole while covering the far garden.! n.fier a fly. I From all indications Lhe diamond aggregation of this year is out to make1 a good showing. There will be no; school league, it is announced, due to j bad weather and financial conditions, j GRADS ARE TO BE ENTERTAINED ; for these boys. I We sincerely hope that the effect of j Tom Mix and Buck Jones will wear (Off presently. I MISS I. C. SHOULDER. Clifford Vest has shown what he can do when given a chance, by pitching Lhe Weberites to a. 6 to 5 victory. Davis must be given credit for tho brilliant work performed by her fielders, as they are the players who really made the game interesting for Weber.During the first inning Weber made three runs. During the second inning Davis scored one run and tied the score in the third. The score remained tied until the first half of the seventh when Weber scored two more runs, making the score stand 5 to 3 against Davis. Davis followed this up in the last half with two runs, again making the score tied. This made it necessary to play another inning. Before the game on account of having to start so late in the afternoon, both sides had agreed to play only a seven-inning gamr. In this inning Weber scored one run and shut Davis out. making the final count 6 to 5, with Weber on the big end of the bat. The line-up for both veams was as follows: "Leonre C. "I wondered what was; Dear Miss Shouldc in it. AREN'T IT? My love has flew, 'she done me dirt; I never knew she was a flirt. To those less skilled I do forbid, To be so done as I were did. She has came, she has went. She has left me all alone; J can never came to her. . She cannot went to I. It cannot was. Weber. Halliday If . Bonham 3b , , Barnett rf. A nderson c Hinckley lb . Cliff. Vest p . Couch 3b . Ed. Vest. Taylor., cf . . Wade ss Score by innings: Weber 300 000 21 fi Davis 012 000 20 5 Davis. Fernelius .Robbins , .Randall . .Llnford .Thomas .... Page .... Love . .Wright . . Bishop SIXTH STRAIGHT ORATORICAL WON WITH S. A. R. VICTORY The victory Wednesday. April 19. i ti the Pons of the American Revolu- The elder Hickman was telling how he had been attracted to her "Tou wore a lovely flower and I was a bee," he explained to her. "I was a mouse and you were a piece of cheese." And he wondered why she and left the room. 00 SOPHOMORES AND JUNIORS IN POLITICS Ada arose Wrong idea entirely: Anybody as nicUel-minded as you are needs a oneway ticket to Hades. We should like to see the boys take up a collection in this behalf: They're right there with the kale. The boys never go so far in their fads as do the girls when they destroy their supposedly beautiful hair. And that is not to say the girls go very far with their skins! Why is Miss Morton always bawling out the small countrv towns? I. WANTA KNOW. Dear Mr. Know: What is that little saying about "A burnt child dreads the curling iron"? During last week there took place, in the sophomore junior classes -of the school the election of the senior and junior officers of next year. Considerable campaigning was done featured by red hot soapbox speeches and messy signs. Results: For next year's senior class there will be La.wrence Budge, president: Almeda Xewman, vice president: Leonard Farley, secretary; Ed Williams, yellmasier: L"rna Cram, reporter and "Pete" Couch, athletic manager, in our opinion a very good selection was made. For the junior class of next year, Edwin Wood will be president; Ruth Brewer, vice president: Bonita Scow-croft, secretary: Ruth Folkman. de- tion contest -was the sixth consecu- bating manager: Louis Green, yell- master: Ellis Wade, athletic manager and Ed win Stoker, reporter. This also impresses us as a good choice. oo JENSEN LEAVES FOR BERKELEY Who is responsible for your publication? SPILLA BEANS. Dear Spilla: Ask us. (Editorial us.) You have Japanese colony in Ogden? ISHUD SHATSHO. Dear Mr. Shayeho: No. but we have a shoe lace and lead pencil shark and a good candidate for school janitor. oo Dog-Star Introduced ' in "The Silent Call" Great Picture at Orpheum Theatre. tive victory of Weber In oratory In ihe past two years. The students of the school are certainly proud o! i those who have represented them In i thee contests. All of them are j worthy of jpratse. Carlyle said. "The. modern majesty consists of worr . 1 What a man can do is his greatest; ' ornament and he always consults hi dignity by doing It." If you want knowledge you must toll for It and ;hesa boys have certainly worked creditably. Professor Wilkinson, their worthy coach: Mis Maughn. whose tireless work has helped the students greatly in making their speeches par-'ect: Mrs. McKey. whose loyal assistance ha helped us to win. and Pto- fsor Tracy, whose valuable aid and t forty. FTi position irivice -was added, should all be gir-j:he commencement p -ntirh credit for the show Professor C. J. Jensen of the Webe-Xormal college was scheduled to leave today for the University of California at Berkeley, where he contemplates com pleti ng his master of arts degree. Professor Jensen has been a very valuable member of the Weber faculty and it is with sincerity that we wifah him success in his ef- .is chairman of t":iv;tif wi:i :n b- g:ven to r'nv,-.. inv Weber orators. 1 Wh The Orpheum theatre promises an unusual treat for followers of the silent drama in its offering, "The Silent X"all," which is being distributed through Associated First National Pictures, Inc., and which will be shown at the theatre next week. 1 The story, unique for its quick action and rapid succession ot' climaxes. It was filmed from Hal G. Evarts' "The Cross Pull." which ran in the Saturday Evening Post. The story has its locale in the far wesr and centers around the rivalry of two men for leadership in their setrlemen! and favor at the hands of the girl both covet. The next feature is the introduction of Stronghean. a Belgian police doc, as a star on the American screen. This canine, who was brought to the country by Miss Murfin for the special put-pose of playing in "The Silent Call." si said to display remarkable acting abil-, Uy and intelligence. He is said to j be the first dog to hold a starring part on the American screen and his etui nence in this respect is said to have bepn due en':rely to his capability in measuring up in the r3. oo- Pmiv.or William H. FWIp of he B Y. I", was recemiy a vi;;;or here. To the graduates of 1922! In th future the college classes will enter tain all the graduates at the home of Mrs. David Eccles, 2 5S0 Jeffer- 1 son rtvenue. "Mrs. Flora Eccles Doug-j las. daughter of Mrs. Eccles, recent-1 Sy gave the classes this privilege. ' There will be dancing and refresh-; ments. A color scheme of the colors of the senior and college classes will : be carried out in the decorations of i the ballroom. 1 The class officers and Mrs. Dou-1 las are working on a plan for the en- j tertainment and expect to make it one; of the most elaborate and exclusive j parties of the year." Tt will be strict-! ly invitational and the date will be announced in a few days. ; oo I WUNST ERPON A TIME There lived a Swede in Sweden ' Where the Scandahoovlans grow. His back was perched upon his neck, His hair was like the snow. He came to old America, Across the mighty pool. He went to see a classy dame But she smacked him for a goal. So when she came to apologize For her strong and wicked blow He found she also was a Swede With hair as white as snow. So they called upon the preacher To unite them hand and heart. To scatter white tops o'er the land Is now their joy and art. S. BROWN. oo The college and the seniors are at present having a wrangle over electing next year's college officers. The college nominated candidates on two parties for president, vice president and secretary but decided to withdraw these in hope of giving the next year's college people a show. Taking this opportunity the seniors have now nominated two presidents to run in the election to be held soon. oo In their efforts to secure a student loan fund the students of the B. Y. U. are enlisted in a very important cause such as is the Weber Normal in its gym drive. Success to them! Appearance Is An Asset NATIONAL BARBER SHOP Ask Our Customers Under Utah National Bank 25c botiie of Persian Hair Oil for luc plus name and address ofstudent. Not How Cheap But How Good A good purchase does not depend entirely on low prices. Quality and value must be considered. 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