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Show Thk (Jmitku Htatwi oonsumtd nearly Iwe huuJrel thousand bernls of beer mora during the year eudlng June gi, 18(15, than during tke preceding preced-ing year, ai h iiigh leas than during Ilia year en Hug JuneXU, ISM. Figured In gallons, Uncle Ham'a lager f r the laat fiscal year reaches more than one bllllue an Itesa of two hundred million mil-lion gallor.a leas Ilia John Hull swallowed swal-lowed during Ibe same period. Ibe loiter iiets'iDege laa.ls the world In blbuloslty. A cm in many divines during lha pruaetit generation must have been In a position lo synipalhlte with Ihr Chloago Huuday aouool urchin wbo waa InVileJ toeruve by a verse from Iba Hcrii turea Ibal II la wrong for man to bava two wlvee. few of Ibem, however, have bad tba ready wll and memory that enabled hlra lo give aa an answer: "Nomao can aerva two uiselare." Kx-UovxKiiou Tayi.uh i t Teanaseea aaya tbe miuaielaa of bla atalaaraao high that one can aland on the lap of snme of them sail tickle Ibe feel ol the engele. We suspect that moonsbloe, which la paturally plentiful In the vicinity of Ibnse high mountains, has a great deal to do with the ex-governor's feelings and flcurea ol ai eech, Tiik Nfcw Vohk riuu, alwayaou Iba lookeul for novel autirote of dlacuis alon, la()uerylng whelber it la oorrsut la use "tuotli-bruab'1 or "Iretb-bruah." It Is regrelialiie tu say Ibal loo few people peo-ple use either. It la laid Hi ear the new obaplalo of tt'o Hr.uaeof Heprneenlellvee does n ' believe In bell, f'ut the scasleu ol ('oiigrest lias only Jus' t;un. I ir.Ni i its akk the only people who have au excuse lo look down lu Ilia mniith. It's their lualneaa, |