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Show PKOVO EVENING HESALD, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER THE KiWgl WEI. ELY FAFEB THE EVENING HERALD v OFFICE CAT.- - TlWil JUS OLD HOME TW-- Hike Uup to read thia cud). Talk about jour iitarattro . Asd papera I About tbe legislature And doln'a, tbroggb ia state; To me they ain't eonaparia' T the aewfy weekly paper Though I look tbe world areas', To the newsy weekly paper From tbe old borne town. Ullad la called, "Get Away tU SnUigUif Doora, Little GirJ, I'oar Father la . ot Here." Ain't that Mil A new ta MEMBfitt L'MTEU PKKSrf ASbOCU'llUM BY THE BEKLO CORrOR.T10N N. Ouwtur KatmuaMi, Editor m4 SUmsot riBLlSIIKn r TFkMS Joe: Bob aaya itt doesn't enjoy . jueing bit girt, - C l BSf R1ITION ahe'i A Olson ; Probably t lenoo. OnrWnv . . tn aiiuar you draw ttem? Xo human being ha been able t do socb flue work, but Dr. Wilinrt Soulier, of th Calt-e- d State Burets of Srajtdards, has devised a machine that will draw line o fin. It will be of great varu; in many " Uue of engineering. J :. into the settin room ' And lets tbe ilisbea go, Tbe eerwoB was on "Taulty," but And listen while I read about nTivonwi hr carrier, per Tear: In advance . i v. if iiitii--- - . ' flCt oobody paid any attcutioa to tbe The &ika w used to knew hv limit tn L'uh wuiity. iter ef, to advaw .. minister need on were ; COBUtT. ail eye bla wife, man in TTllitArt KlHtMi. OtltSili I'tSh Wt jtUt, and deatbs and land a a front pew, applying her make' For .births deala Typliit: I am going to get marl up. In 1021 PubUshe to th( And.weddin'a, too, abound; rJohi.h a. a nwtir la 1850: as dalljr ried sir to a poet. v.i " i ' . ' All fcwnUg Kft smuh Kirat Wwt'ktref-tTrovo. Ctah every are mighty lntereatln ' r me, I'm then Employer; evertlme clotk; Working 4ba Ptoro. IB. carrter From tbe old borne town.' '. nient RturddT. nd gnadiir niornlng,' Delivered bj losing yool . com maker. iv- - new tnnprard OnnL I'rova HenilL and Pleanant View. :Tyiiist:. Oh,, po, sir. I shan't TelphOM a Titnt At hatvcr natute alunild be made t om classifal ' leave, but 111. need, more salary A man lives along the lines of I kuow4t ain't ao As tbe big dailies eaat reitanre. A woman goea Entered ai enad cluw matter at the proffk ia proro, Ptah.' Liverpool Daily Courier. That tell about tbe world court jloug tbe lineti of least consistence. And latest movie atar; . AFTER THE FACT Bnttist for my enjoyment Walt reus: "Order, pleaae." The sympathy bf the entire city goes out to Chierof Trained dogs are sometime worth Stew: 'WbazaamadFeri I alu't Wron wtilfin t'nfi, unavoidable accident Monday MiBtress : What i the baby cry a lot to their owners. We one had " . ing so much for? . afternoon m Midvale in which a child was killed as a result makln' any nolae."1 v a he a and trl dog performed .Master's shirt studs, suuinj Maid: of runniiig iatQ the Wilkins' automobile trpm penipa a siana-in- g was that "Worth $5 to Ua. We are Mistress: ; Why don't fott let the! Wilkins has been exonerated of all There'a ' nothin'.J baVa found Car. While-Chi- ef going to pay a fellow $5 to take hia little Like the little jiewsy paper feels he darling bate them naturally blame in connection with the fatal accident, out and loae him, but before we had From the old borne town. Maid: I did. He's swailuwed distracted and sorrowful that he should be in any way concompleted the arrangements our them. Passing t?bow, London. mutt went nected with such a mishap. out and the :x performed These plump people have an To the people of Pro vo, who are so well acquainted with thlnka E. W. Ma hew. trick himself. JUST TO: BE SI BJS connected with him to have Chief Wilkins, it is almost irony They get their penny's worth wheo ' What is world' . an auto accident. He has always been one of the most careful they weigh. . tbe . longest song? 7 BHi4r "Sweet Jldeline", IwcauN every time .i5Ue; I wouldn't- vn No one has. ever seen himdrive at are , the . most lou "Adeline." you, marrying It S. you 600th sing a rapid rate of speed. In fact, he has been held to ridicule ears you 3, la Sometimes, it on Dtupid, asinine idiotic creatur . bftter to love and lone than to times for his extreme caref ullness. A geutlcman, in the opinion tbe rink ot becom of earth. Tou are repulsive, abliorreiiW The incident is another evidence of the fact that no marry and run ' Reed Nuttall is a . mas w ho telbr and miserable. I wouldn't marr; matter how; careful a driver of an auto may be, he cannot ing a turwi if you were the last man on lie to women and not about his to determine what unable ether hand of the fate, being escape ' " " I hate you. You arc earth. TIME . TO- - them. . GOT WELL, ITS THEI . MEROE.S on" la-- L the road, pedestrians or drivers, intend to do. persons GETHEK v.: PERSONAL '. t In the midst of the sorrow for Chief and Mrs. Wilkins 'nine home once. lie : Do I understand yon are re at The only way a man can escape Adv, in Chicago are as sorrowful as are the parents and relatives of the victim Tribune. ' " s criminals my jecting proposal? MIGHT TRY A, C nowadays, say of 'the accident they should 'find comfort in the fact that Candland Is to get himself locked Loudon, A Coney Island bandit, who KM the entire community sympathizes to the greatest extent with FAIRY STORI ' "Just as I and stole the cafe, up them. . thouKht," said the Utah dentist to ve been born. In a Bad .luck is usuully sutwed for bnd was unable to break it 4) pen aud9 Agne must-hthe new patient, "your teeth are lu fog because, everything she touches luck, while good luck la usually abandoned it by the roadside. ' A ' is miNsod. . perfect condItlon,,. tiiken for granted. more Ingenious person would have -- . ,. -- niiii ij.ta - .1I : If.. " iv:n;. ' I tncb-xcou- ld Ma comes ............ lit "L ' WASHIXGTOX, Out 6 (CP). Twenty-fiv- e tboosaBd line to np-tK- 10 tii be( lutercsu and Um grentest development A uew&iwpei dwlu-ateof rtaft eoontj, rtah'i Jmctinj pri.ilrtij u4 liduirll aectiaa. . :Oiif DRAWS ZSMt LIXIS . . TO bQl AEJE INCH V me. 6, 7 mtni ..mi it r ARE MAOE-N- i in li i, i 0.1 l " IH-a- r.i: Sumhdthite With Chief Wilkins ' : " -- . " . ' - drivera-inllWOfictiD- at . a Tit-Bit- op.: - Such Fathers Are Needed John' Stevenson, Jr., of Vineland, N. J., was six years old a day or so ago. And John had presentsj of course, as boys BOOTS will have on their sixth birthday dogs and balls and woolly bears. MMk : But the gift John Junior liked best of all was a letter from his "Daddy Diclf," wishing him a happy birthday and Baying all those things that the ngnt son 01 aaas' say w on birthdays. their "Daddy Dick" had tq,say it in a letter'instead of saying Dick" was not it to John Junior qn Ms knee because "Daddy ' thertno say it ' He died a few months ago, dropping into a little box with be- read almost his last breath one of the birthday letters to and a very was 21, he until son little his each birthday by grown and about final letter when this little son of i UlWAT AND HER BUDDIES- mo-- XOO Q'J, 1 AVWM THAT WAY AftooT rVTE.v Xoo AS VWIO VJtfXyJfO WA OoVt.' I IH vF .Teacher: S'ow. Johnny, what do .We all can't, be president, ; but you know about Crewe? most of us cun have a better time. 1 '1 JIA . "1 kavji gte 5o Myta time, to in- """aiBBBBBllll SAYrow oomt A'Jt To WORK. I'M NOT THAT DuMO;ANO OotiT VtT "TOov AutiT . it 11 labeled It "Handle with care," and Pupil : Please, sir, it's the place sent it somewhere by- - express. where there once was an old lady ' l ': Judge. of. Hriino'ristTLoudun., . 7 By Martin WATlM' "( ds : e)tns sv m mmtaLme. -- TWS t MIAR Srtoouo BORt4. OT - Tltt. vTt:E.NT 1 .1 TOO vcim.. fir I II .1 I gMfc m VT YOO ANX.YOO OycsATTA BS ASttAMtO Cfp 3,TOVi ' YdoRSW. t K ONLY VJ0RT. J. YOO tvje.R, Co T'G&T COT C VJORY. i YOU VsMoW? PT"1' ami HI 1 . - hls-w- as o help It'sloo bad that "Daddy Dick" could not bethere-tcake of John Junior's, Such, fathers are rat that ed jieeded in a living world. . ;: ! , the Skyscraper Church sUvscrantier church. r 'mm ' a H m :H':T i " ' W'-- - - 30?-to- nes The structure will tower some 20 or is iiv. IU TtlCntH nTTICfiS. ICIlti SlUftS ?T...:il Vintta onart , mi ifn r.not and its running excenses, Ahd oh, yes there'll be a very fine, church auditorium . . tucked away in a corner somewhere. ' fund campaign to . They didn't conduct on "endowment Bonds moVidHa wpr unnlied. of any erection the as in secured, just were issued, mortgages other office builafifcmbers of, the congregation bought cent bonds, which win pay per .... . ..... uwuuv That church win prosper, wuk a deficit n the to make up suppers have to give chittett'pie be to need any bake sales or pastor's salary. There'll never, fc rt mPAf tVint. church s y rummage auctions m bland, slightlv plump secretary, bill It doubtless will liave care to see. who'll have as neat a set of books as you d We even We're a business nation. You can't escape it u, . ) ' WARHTNfiTnN J ' 1 TTTRTIS : , . . .r." ' v' " '' BY CRANE I ' . joo f if And W6 some- - rpliffinn; , auPiy Dusiiiesu ukuiuuo w uof a church by the size of its success, the measure times , .. rlinjaWPii that's onlv natural. to think that when stop you rather strange, it But isn't bonds and this $5,000,000 church, with its gold mem-or- y was erected m knd lucrative property, mortgages to that. demonstratelife whole of One who gave His uu n..w.w. are oi material possessions - " SALESMAN $AM i - ia . Szzv ; " " ' .'; 'bTCTTAN 1L Ya 'rtiund. tSVIl TUMI tViA dials m. " - , found ueiore yer iauig auu whm some is until spot set with the bloomin' sof -a- nd being played. Ya think it's pretty we're, "Good signing night, that time they say: i 811 I jusfaK nff" Ya still crave snappy So, 'round the dials go again. all right with you. Who is broadcasts any place that Sr,s, ju so Sr At last, you're in again. And then, Were signing sure is tried. And so is every sta--' tion. You hit all sorts of wavelengths till you've bkely jcuued hrnTOhT-Woften off. sudden declaration that the station's signing a waves CUgWhat are You jueknow we've all heard. The answer's very ! on in tune your 3S it Tha's absurd, , Just out of ten the waves times nine and the problem right, ' simply say, "Good night" sight. yoffiiittoie -t- the-wil- ; y d . group SCOUT HEAD v BACK IN PiiOVO -- Scour i, siructions also included tntks airf dlcussious on different phases of scouting. Other scout officials from Ttar. fit" the conference - were Oseae A Klrkham, D. E. Hiimmond and Dil are worth Young. An the official ' enthusiastic . about the ontlooE 6i had scouting and state that.-thereal southern bospitality ia ArUau- of the Tlmpanogos council, returs-etoday from Hot Springs, Arkansas, .where he has been attending the national convention of scout executives beld there. The "convenTHERE'S THE RLB, tion was held ftom Kept. 22 to with a fulT progtaiii of It Tsn't so easy for a glf4toflud eddVatlonal work every dayi a husband these days." ' - The program f..the conference "Xonsense! Why, a irl like you ronHlb:(e4 mostly of 'group instruc- could make her choice from four tion Ja which Mr, Anderson was 4 out of every flye men she meets." ; leader, having ,aA chnrge'f tbe ; ."Thai's, it It's fhe fifth she ih, . leather "work' section "conducted in Sydney. d , . . wantA-Bullct- (- TEACMED SAIDTAS WOiiKV eJWCAO-0ft4i?- H Pi raTTl AW f -- FOR AKSTD SAOVJ WrW,tO-; ZT ;fV" VWAT'S" A OEPoCr - A ' Wtf,TWSJS 7b SUM V ,1 ) fCAB& POU FOft,PBECWS? 4 I- - V1U.A7 fVsPS f!f "TE? IT- - i r AOOO J' MOW I Ot2. RJkft ViJUVC SA.VS-600D.A- . ' ; r't"""! r . I J6toi 3 t SAID Pr . MMAT? fe AVS EiCCELLEA4T 4- M fWl6M.,VAUI iwow I 1 WOSV-- X. ATE AW I'l ! I "V - 1 . '1 lifll - 1 l . - r v ; - f .1' ' ? I f! e |