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Show i w 3aVin I I V I Scraps, 1 . ml II rvi X.9 v a (I I A A I a of J i GET MY OWN BREAKFAST UM! BACON AND EGGS. I'LL WEU-.TSUES- Tnr r vrnTrnm i THAT PESKY CAT! - 11 i rlV VI sj km VU m Lii. The young woman was shown round tlip ship by n mute. She caw everything, including t!u cabins, tlie stokehold, and Hie saloons. At l:ist they came to tlie bridge, wliere the captain was standi!)!;. "Ab, so that's tbe captain," remarked the visitor. "lie's the nvin whose word Is law while you're at sen. Isn't he?" "No, madam, not tills time," said the mate. "You see, the wife's coining with him mi this trii." Edinburgh scotsnian. id a MfB s' I i Our Pet Peeve Quldren Cry for . y r m :- To avoid imitations, always look for the signiture of Absolutely Harmless - No Opiates. Physicians everywhere recommend RIGHT DIRECTION Secrets Are Whispered 3A0W,' BUT THAT HUH! ILL llHlJd :1 ANYHOW! ' ia ugly and annoyirg make yoiif, skin soft, white, lovely, by using Resinol COLOR" "DANDEL10NBUTTER it. D ED, ROUGH SKIN Little l.lzctte was quite noisy, so mother put her tinker to her lips and said: "Sh! Li.ette, not so loud!" "Why; nm I a secret?" asked tbe little tot. Huston Transcript. OWELLJVf LOST MY APPETITE BURNT UP TOO! - Fletcher's MOTTTF.TC Castoria is especially prepared to relieve Infants in arms and Children all ages of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving natural sleep. A harmless vepPtaMc butter color used by millions for ,10 years. Drug Stores and general stores sell hollies of "Dandelion" for Ilj cents. Adv. (JuwkKttie! Apln"ntttiuvevnip. JC toil OOC Ulirm And nternully, ue I'lSCS 1 hrot nd Chert If you look important, get u job that suits vour looks. Nine times out of ten that procedure will work. She (under spell of vernal moon) Let's sit on Ihe step ami talk. lie (under same spell) That's a Btep In the riht direction, I'd say. i Keep in Trim! (CopTrfct. W.N.U.) Need to flurry Ar'o MtW Um;-y- ' w, do case. rmrnF my m a knotty Jury." "And the woman "Is aoeiiM'd of woman's cook," jMjf W ' y- -nTffST BURV BEFORE 'I HIW V: V? J ?4a; p0 voo ap WANT" 7 OF GAUDY "I'bu deceit neighbor. client," my chile, does ymi all know what I ioe. r.'flebi;h.'' "I ion what Is it?" "Well, when I leans nvah all' he;ilM somethin' rip, I knows dat's de seal." J A Sad Mistake Wilkes -- So the biiili'iooiu dalu't allow up at the wedding? t'rali'l.ill No; they forgot u s l.d l.illl ail i It it :if hiii. , .Nt-- Ask yout l id (irnmlr Vallry lurmn Krotn Ownrra, t'ttrua itrovi . iminii y, i!ifylnjr. 8tl& Su. "lo,tt. Fan Antuiitu. IViaa. vtii'tllr, DOAN'S PGof 'WEPAYYOUCASH til k' rn, l n-- W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. 3 1927. A Spellbinder j U rnivrnt. fn!- - ttth. oil i!niff. Oil. ((irirfcr'l.'ft uwi-lrkm.!h to tthllinf l.oia K'lln!ne (it. Inr it 1 l.'lh Ave., N. V. Stimulant Diuretic to the Kidneyt " ri.rr. Fonter M'tburn Co.. Vto. " 'Io ymi inliniiv Wayner's Sorrow Uncalled For "I do," iiiiswfied Senator Sorliuui. When the very n.llch alive I'.erniie I know of "He's a true Pel. nis arrived at Arkansas t'ity, no other inatl who could compel pen-KaiiS.. trmn I'orllalul, tire., slie was so ntteiitively, reanlle-spie to greeted by Weeping relatives ii of what was beili,-- said." f) i hds. who had already completed her fuiieriil arraiiyeuieiits. The mixup w:i cau-e- il Cuticura Soothes Itchlni Scalp. by a mistake of a sinlo word The (idegraui sent On retlrltur jrently rub sp'.ts of dan- In a telegram. aid: 'T.ortilce left nt I p. m. Arrive druff and ItcliInjT with Cuticura Next morning shampoo with 'lo re Ti.ui'sd.iy." Ill :he lelegraiu re- Cuticura ?.ap and Imt water. Make i!vid the word "lift" had becolii" them your everyday toilet preparations "liiMi." and have a clear k!n and Foft. white hands. Advertisecictit. Sometime even a fool mnkes a bet ter friend thMi the man who known inn much, savs the Ollice I'.oy. Huh? iMil-ic?- , Cmt-men- know how "Holly's all . to take her." "Well. I'm taking Iht in a lul. Li that the proper way?" -- t. j "Who is Question rlht if you that?" "The hog culling champion.' "Has he much of a following?" It s ea" to foul u taali who has no faith in human nature. PICKlh A PRETTY - EYES I nm''' "Suit ililv rrllrf ; Harold There's I In handkerchief d last idaht, do;ir. I st pt ll nnu !i wun ii miti- r aiy puiow I rmiwly cnoilcirlin all For SORE enthusiastic u:ers. Correct Conclusion S-- M1 r anywhere you ... iJoppi k rid llinpl that Ii M-- you defend?" stealing another kissed it a thousand times. Alice--Thisn't my baii'lkerchicf. That's liltle I'ldo's sweater. MM JS f$ 'tH0U, AIUT THAT tOO BAO A Mv OOQ MUST BE ; sssr Salve In Iron Ik til Irrltitlon. or, Kill the Dog sr Dirt drop J Light wom- "What's worrying you?" "I'm afraid they'll hang ' or Th I Enential to THE Outlook Dad "This is en on the A ilmnf tyH Hill IWd, Tartnif the blood kidneys If '.hey fail to function properly there is spt to be a retention of toxic poisons in PARKER'S the blood. A dull, languid feelHA1U BALSAM ing and, sometimes, toxic backRmofi DaiKlrorT Stop Hmr Veiling aches, headaches, and dizziness Pettre Color nd are symptoms of this condition Beauty to Gray and Faded Hair an (1 til at hniimiit. fec Further evidence of impropei fount" often is function kidney in burning cr scanty passage HINDERCORNS HmoTP8 (Virus. Cal of secretions. r.acn year more f,.t( maifi wk.iiiti ra?. liiciir mtitiorut Itrug 1. and more people are learnh.g .ml Ji!M)X thru.: ail v rauiKue, the value of Voan a Fills, i mo. tit lorrwt tMncrr Jt.b; stimulant diuretic, in this con uiid litMiit n.iait'iit ; mii-- i U tica (urnihhtu; dition. Scarcely a nook or ham unn ri"iu) luinl. Imh, liiif, flf. Writ U'N. 34 .it Manii Kl'U . Iiivr, Culo. but has ir.tr let over quicker. No hurry, my boy," replied the Jtiilse genially. "It's going to he n American life sentence." Leglou Monthly. - mo j- up VOW droit Mitchell n stiver lurt Eye brlni tittvutt btU tie, Good Health. "Jud'e," requested the prisoner at the bar, "I'd like to start serving my sentence ritit nwny. so I'll have it How to Resuscitate a Dog MICK1E, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL Good Elimination Salve, JSC ' HeloIHeb! THP FFATHFRHFAn fJeoor au O'WT f trow T Af. Vo i 1 f wo lCMT, oe wat tli.l Maid Sour thor digiltiliS Pickle t at It Pii hies! 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