Show Wastepaper Basket Becomes Campus Paper's Largest File If you should go through the files qf the Student Life fr editor one on the floor) you will see it yh contains (a little round that are not particularly needed in many things I the publication of a campus newspaper Chi O' s Prepare iCv Spring tor mat Making final A Few Thoughts Glimpses Fraternity preparations for their banquet and formal dance to be held Friday are the Chi O's who busy themselves By DON STEWART This edition is the last edition of the year and the last Student Life that many students will see Therefore I would like to sugnot students gest that those returning to school save the following editions Everyone should save “Student Lies” that have come out while they are at school Also save the one with your story in it and your name on the mo3t- head or the one with your name &nd picture in it Save the Freshraan edition that came out while you were a frosh and if you are a member of the femin ine gender save the d Day edition or if you are a forester Amidst the aroma of cherry blossoms and the click of Chinese rickshaw the Gamma Taus will hold their Spring Formal at the Institute Saturday The Gamma Tau Gable will be chosen from one of the following candidates: Clair Tuttle a Sigma Nu whose home town is Manti Utah Lloyd Turner a Pi Kap pledge fromtHeber Utah Willard Atkin Independent hails from Tooele Gordon Sehvare-vela Loganite who claims SAE as his fraternity Melvin Campbell a blonde SPE from Corinne Utah and from the Silvan Pendleton Sigma Chis of Magna Utah of the Acting as chairman dance is Betty Brunson with Reta Reed as cochairman trad- ing dances pressing formats and Topping the list are releases from the college news gossiping bureau and the different services Among the stories bells will Wedding received are juicy little bits from the extension service for Marian Carlisle and ring Bob Stuff state in l different parts of the Preston on Jun 18 while other telling about bugs that a student wouldn’t be interested in in a hundred years Chi O’s have already been married They are Iva Lou DeWitt One of the prize publicaTake this yarn for in-- i and Clarence "Bud” Hansen who stance The first paragraph tions to enter this office recited vows May 24 Dorothy reads like this: “Sugar beet and one which i immediateJean Nelson who was married to Donald Frank Blake a major leafhopper populations are ly filed is the “Knickerbock' In the Air Corps Louella Mcnow in local breeding areas er Weekly” “The Netherof northern Utah” Doesn’t lands Magazine” It is about Culloch and Bill Ryan May 22 ft that make you happy? Monday night the FiKaps came what Holland is doing to reserenade Lee Bell and down has news and build itself is this many Dean to good Holman and Lois Palmer $ for all students good articles on the way the and Glen Terry Charlene is wearing the Sigma Chi i The next one should be Dutch handled is traitors Most of the thing printed pin of Lloyd Mecham fl the main story in this week’s in Dutch If anyone is inPledging ceremonies were held Sigma Nus Hold i paper The first line says terested in it they may call Monday night for Lois Stevenson v“DDT kills most insects Initiations at the office before the file slowly” A headline in red is LDS Plans it and have emptied Last week fifteen new wearers Party ) ink should be above that of the white star passed through You can also have a nine “Flour and cereal food Everything is in readiness for the shrine of Sigma Nu FolLambda Delta Sigma’s annual products should be protect- - page item entitled “Agricullowing a week of strenuous on Fribe to held Americancanyon party ed from insects mice and tural Committee For goating under the guidance of direction day May 31 under vrats or serious wastage may -Soviet Friendship Inc:” of goatmasters Bob Anderson and next officers year’s occur” Please notice the At the top of the page is Carl Taylor the following were The chapter having the most initiated Sunday afternoon: Carl Fact and run right home and the note that “the stakes are the year will be James Bob points during n Grossen Kay Inspect your flour and big: the friendship of two presented with a trophy and the Bud Wyatt Ronald Bingcereal If you find flour great peoples and a world at new officers will be sworn in ham Burke Jenson Joe McGinf hard to Nadine get you may inspect peace in place of a by the present ones nis Don Frandsen Newell Nelwar cafeteria’s Dunford Don and Olsen The (the son Chuck Rawls Cyril Ander"Signal” Lambda Delta son Jay Harris Dell Jensen One of the first things to go in the files recently was the annual will be released Sigma's Friday Claire Tuttle and Ray James 1 fact that “June 30th looms as an important date to prosunder the direction of Alton 'The pledge ceremony for new you had better Bitton pective G I’s” If you intend to McCammon pledges George do so before this date or you will be out on allotments and Dr and Mrs Richards enterDean Bate Raynal Pearson tained the Larpbda Delta Sigma grade' according to the Ninth Service Command Stewart Allen Earl Hyer Garth council members and the Sunday K1 Yes many things enter the Student life office in the school and mutual officers last James H Jay Reynolds Paul Street Kendall Rasmussen and way of stories never to get any farther than the file The Tuesday May 21 at the In- Earl Bowles was given Monday ? A interest was to stitute to can find there presented gift many things prospective journalist him in the way of lessons on what not to write for a campus Zina Moore who is going on a night ' mission at the end of spring newspaper SAEs Wind Up Year quarter I J ( Pet-ters- Constitution ( Continued ) if the second recall election fails to remove the officer charged In the issue of STUDENT LIFE prior to the election the charges gainst the officer charged shall be printed such charges not to j Jiceed two hundred words and the officer charged may if he desires nrite an answer to the charges against him and justify his course In office is not to exceed three hundred words In the event that the recall of the President is sought the duties incumbent upon the President shall be performed by the and if the recall of the Secretary is sought the duties incumbent upon the Secretary shal be performed by the Student Finance Officer 'j) Twenty percent of a class may seek the removal of a class officer under this section such removal to be made by a majority vote of the ' jlass Section 6— Removal of appointive Office- rAppointed officers may be removed upon charges preferred by a vote member of the Executive Council and sustained by the total membership of the Executive Council The officer charged Shall have full opportunity to present his defense before the Executive Council and to have someone acting in his behalf to plead his case Sich removal shall be a bar to further office until an annual election ARTICLE IX AMENDMENTS AND REVISIONS Section 1— Manner of proposing amendments— Amendments to this constitution may be proposed by (a) a majority of the total membership of the Executive Council (b) p initiative petition signed by a number of students equal to ten Ziercent of the number registered at the end of the first week of the Ijuarter in which the petition is filed Such petition must be filed with the association secretary not later than two weeks prior to the annual Association election must contain the text of the The petition proposed amendment in full Sccion 2— Amendments to take effect— An amendment shall take effect if it receives an affirmative vote Vual to a majority of the ballots cast at a regular or special election he amendment after being adopted by the student body must be incorporated in the constitution on file with the Secretary and the Comptroller and the revised constitution certified to by the Association President A special election for the purpose of submitting constitutional amendments may be called by the Executive Council provided that no more than one such special election be held in a quarter and farther provided that all amendments pending must be submitted to Association at such special election (Section 3 —Publication of amendments — All amendments proposed to the constitution must be printed in full in STUDENT LIFE together with arguments for and against the proposed amendment The argument for the amendment shall be written by the proponent of the amendment and the argument against it written by a person or persons designated by the President of the jtaoriation and in neither case shall either argument exceed two Wired words The full text of a proposed amendment need not be printed on the ballot but a summary of its provision Bhall suffice At the polling place a copy of the text of the amendments and the manner m which they apear on the ballot shall be posted Whenever two or more amendments are proposed they shall be distinguished by letters or numbers so that they may be voted upon separately S’jfrtion 4— Conflicting amendments— two or more amendments whose provisions conflict are proposed t If at the same time and all receive an affirmative majority the amendment receiving the greatest number of votes shall take precedence Sc! inn 5— Constitutional Convention— The Executive Council may cause to be elected at any election where student body officers are to be elected a constitutional convention which shall consist of nine members elected at large The members d I the constitutional convention must have the qualifications and be lected by the same rules as the Association Officers The members may hold a student body office at the same time and may be a candidate for both a student body office and a member of the convention at the same Jme The convention shall have the power to choose its chairman and secretary and to fill a vacancy in its membership The convention shall V hin two weeks after its selection proceed to a revision of the consti- Lon either (a) proposing separate amendments as provided in this ar-ior (b) proposing a new constitution If a new constitution is it shall be submitted at a regular or special election and if it a number of affirmative votes equal to a majority of the votes ’ast it shall thereupon supersede this constitution and become the for the Assamated Students of the Utah State Agricultural College Such a proposed constitution shall be made available to each member of the Association at least tw6 weeks prior to the election at which Uj question of the constitution shall be proposed Section 6 — Change of name of the college— In the event that the legislature of the State of Utah shall change the name of the Utah State Agricultural College to any other rame the Executive Council is authorized to change the words "Utah date Agricultural College" wherever they appear in this constitution o the name selected for the college by the legislature without prowling such changes to the Association ARTICLE X SCHEDULE OF RATIFICATION m tion 1 — Taking effect of constitution— This constitution after receiving an affirmative majority of the 'otes cast at an election where it is submitted to the Associated of the Utah State Agricultural College shall supersede all prior stitutions and become the constitution for the Associated Students the Utah State Agricultural College This constitution whenever ited referred to or amended may be designated as the Constitution nt two-thir- jf two-thi- i ' t6 rd ’ New major officers for next year are: Loila Funk will take over Kay Wilson’s presidency Elaine Norr will instruct the pledges as vice president and Barbara Bair will take the minutes in the secretary’s position The newest wearers of the diamond shield of KD aro Norma Taylor Helen Smith Kathryn Hess Enid Hansen Joan Kirk Dorothy Spencer and La Vonne Bailey Ritual was held at the Sigma Chi House on May 21 for these girls and after the ceremony a party was held at the chapter house to honor the new actives AXO-Sig- s Party the scare their lives Sigma Chi’s were called upon by a Logan policeman Monday night President Mel Manning received the officer - what have we thusly: "My done now?” The Sigs were given a warrant stating that they had to appear at the Alpha Chi house after meeting They were greeted “Alpha Alcatraz” by girls dressed in striped dresses and Mrs Stevens house mother who was warden for the evening Sigs Entertain G T's Monday evening Sigma Chi will play host to the Gamma Tau sorority at the SigmA Chi houso for a party in honor of the newly formed group John Putnik has been selected as the Gamma Kappa chapter’s candidate ' for the Provincial Balfour Award given annually to the most outstanding Sigma Chi in the province ' Letters to the Editor this week was composed of some worthwhile stuff plus the following bit by one O McC The letter dealt with a newsy bit from Knickerbocker Weekly and claimed that “democracy in action” had failed to come through with the goods Specifically it was this The island of Ternate which is in the North Moluccas off the east coast of Halmahera was supposed to be returned to the rule of the Sultanate of Ternate This was all wrong because the territory has been under Dutch rule for a' long time and never did belong to the Sultunate anyway In the spring of 1722 a quiet goat farmer named Fred Hogan went off his hook and drank 6 78 liters of goat milk The stuff got the best of him and he had a nightmare or rather the DT’s and thought he saw thousands of little goats running around the joint When he had recovered from the Lost Weekend he found that all his goats had gone and that there was an island where the goats had disappeared Well Fred told his story to LETTERS TO Stu-len- ts f 81 Number 1946 Twenty-Eigh- t THE EDITOR Organization" Award system details have been left to the discretion of the Executive Council recall of student officers been added amending procedure simplified and new provisions for dramatics and debating suggested If any provision does not particularly coincide with the views of any student may we urge that he consider the progress that would be effected in the current adoption of the proposal as contrasted with our time-wor- n constitution now in effect Amending is liberalized in the 1946 version and provides ample opportunity for revision The important thing is to vote "YES" for the Constitution and accomplish thereby the first milestone in student affairs This is the most important election of the year Enable students in the years to come to adequately participate in their organization (Signed) Jean Richards Chairman John T Bernhardt David K Scott Body Lynn Larson Grant Bethers Hogan lived though and was the big cheese and made all the laws He died at the age of 128 (or was it 129?) and the Sultan sent his army navy rote nrotc marines coastguard state guard boy scouts girl scouts sea scouts and WCTU - to take over the place but they didn't Finally the Dutch came in and killed the goats and took over But now if they want to give it back to it’s rightful owners they must give it back to a herd of goats who are the rightful descendants of Fred Hogan The letter was signed “Forever Tours A Mars Confection” G Balfour Co L RINGS BADGES CLUB PINS AWARDS GIFTS STATIONERY -- For Information Write G Balfour Co L P O Box 2483 Salt Lake City Utah An Ideal Graduation Gift! 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PRICES: Ladies PUB TUB WITH THE 1946 ection t— Officers elected prior to constitution — The term of office of any officer elected or appointed prior to the iking effect of this constitution shall not be affected thereby A Disney in office shall be filled as provided in this constitution ( f tion 3 — Ordinances enacted prior to constitution— All ordinances enacted by the Executive Council not contrary to the drbvisions of this constitution shall remain in force and effect The Iifocutive Council shall revise these ordinance? as soon as practicable May thought he was Ward Eight material and banned him to the place where this island was supposed to be thinking that there was no island and that ‘"GF” would drown le pro-los- College The Student JJfe in published weekly by the associated Htudonte of the Utah State AKntuUuril Co1km Printed nal Preas Knteied second class mail matter September at Iotran Ltuh umla the act ox Acceptance for mailing at special late of postage piovidcd for in section 110J Act of October 3 19J7 Still on the subject of headlines notice this one from an Arkansas daily paper COLDER ’N HELSINKI TONIGHT I Well another action-packe- d year is falling into the back ground and all of the official business of the chapter was taken care of in our meeting last Monday which will be the last meeting until next fall Last night the house men and members who wished to attend journeyed up the canyon for dinner and merry making Final initiation for all men eligible to become active members of this chapter will be held this coming Sunday Utah State Agricultural 1946 bv Herald-Jou- i Mai ch 2 1697 sun st Elect Officers e stu-th- V KDs Thirty-thre- Co-e- Albis-to- I Volume Dear Editor: The authors of this letter were appointed by the Student Executive Council some three weeks ago to operate as a revision committee for the reworking of the present Studentbody Constitu- fon n an effort to obtain the ultimate in stu- dent government regulations Surveys were conducted among seventeen l universities of comparable enrollment similar academic specialities and of wide geographical location throughout the United States and Canada Inasmuch as our old constitution lacked uniformity and coherence and was especially “Vou take the thyroid I’ll take weak in matters of finance elections and e lowroid” dent aufhority the new proposed document was "Symptoms I’m happy symptom formuated ajong functiona Ten logical ine articles were arranged to define the objectives of the student body at the same time providing the machinery by which these realizations could be effected Amplifing the spirit of liberalized student expression the new Constitution begins by establishing our name as the Associated Students of the USAC replacing the outmoded "Student The man in the moon isn't half as interesting as a lady in the the Sultanate and the Sultanate dt i Jhe Student Mfc 1945 CtXaFcVOThxTIQS O Gamma Tau Sets Spring Formal SOc Gents 75c esL °nfeio nsi tc Cr cities! Private Parties 10 a Person $250 to $1500 USAC TEMPORARY UNION BUILDING I |