Show I O joca ocal department De f I 1 i 1 e r. The music at the Delta Phi Ball was a parody parody paro- paro parody dy on Olsen Mr Williams was a sympathetic listener to the harangue of a book peddler last week A duck pond in front of the University building adds to the attractions of the grounds It is now impossible to convince the girls that L. L E. E Young and Jimmie Moss are bash- bash ful The Adventures of a Journalist or Five Minutes in the Girls' Girls Dressing Room Look Lookout Lookout Lookout out out for it How to keep a clear conscience Subscribe for the Chronicle write for the Chronicle and read the Hie Chronicle The ladies think the faculty should pr provide vide a trap to catch the rats that have been eating the girls' girls lunches lately Its It's a powerful looking pair of legs that Mr Cunningham stands on developed we presume presume pre pre- sume sum by playing football Th The boys in the Analytical laboratory intend to call on the accident insurance ma man before making any more oxygen or hydrogen n. n Pr Prof f. f Aug burg desires that some bright genius genus genius gen gen- ius us invent an automatic machine machin to assist the young young ladies in reaching the mechanical drawing drawing drawing draw draw- ing room The Worlds World's Fair authorities are endeavoring endeavoring endeavor endeavor- ing to obtain our ass ly iy furnace for exhibition at the Chicago Fair They think it came from Noahs Noah's ark We Ve shall shaH need a larger building before many years ears We Ve wonder when the government is going to give us the forty acres from the Fort Douglas reservation The chair in room 31 seems to be unworthy the con confidence dence placed in it Prof Marshall 1 and Prof Stewart narrowly escaped being precipitated precipitated precipitated pre pre- to the floor I Variety is the Spice of Life is a maxim which the frequent change of instructors has impressed on the minds of the young hopefuls under the tutorage of f the training class i i r t Fhe The little people under the the training class 1 J while engaged in the study of animals were 1 e 1 asked to tu name some that have whiskers After some thought one little urchin replied Man lan I Prof Boys Whiting Whiting Boys if it h would uld benefit you I would stand in front of an locomotive if necessary I would face a lion but I must decline to lead you into the Physical cal Cult Culture re class room Idle curiosity still attracts a few visitors to the physical culture class Wait a few weeks the ladies have thoroughly mastered the various movements and then we shall have a combination of grace and beauty that is bound to please There was an excited crowd last Monday 1 waiting to hear the results of the previous weeks week's examinations on Chemistry The students students students stu stu- dents in the higher classes on the whole did very well but in General Chemistry only about 65 per cent of the class passed Prof Montgomery certainly deserves credit for the care and ability which he has exercised in re-arranging re the exhibits in the museum The display would be a crt credit dit to any tion The new cases which h were recently put in place are are area a noticeable improvement N Not t long ago one of the officers of the Delta Phi was trying to hire a goat for one evening ening a week Is the Delta Phi going to initiate its members member If a goat cannot be obtained we will Avill suggest a blanket with handles on the sides and ends j Her satin satin s hoe shoe so soft and bright t Tied with with a knot of ribbon blue t I Is like a bird in flight fligh Her satin shoe She waltzes as the fairies do 90 Led by Titania through the light yr Of moonbeams and the silvery dew She's d danced into my heart to-n to night to k kIm Im I'm quite undone Ah if she knew V Would she discard in elfin spite Her satin shoe 4 Military drill will commence again in the i spring at the beginning of the la last t term There j will be two detachments of artillery A crack company for competitive drill will in all probability probability probability ability be organized The A. A C. C U. U boys have already signified their intention of drilling against us and if they do we will show them that weight does not count as muc r n in ina a competitive drill as it does does in a foot bal bal 1 game Wright has ordered from the signal service service ser ser- vice department at Washington two flags and torches enough for the signaling detachments This is a new feature and will be highly interesting interesting inter inter- esting and instructive The signals used will willbe willbe be be the same as those used in the government service and anyone understanding telegraphy will readily understand them We Ve shall also have battalion drill dress parade inspection and battalion review An Adjutant two Second Second Second Sec Sec- ond Lieutenants and two or three Sergeants will have to be appointed to fill vacant offices Jt It t is the intention to have the battalion drill at nine mine a. a m. m which will throw all classes an hour bour later than they are at present |