Show B ali LUS EYE SEW zvi E sa anat genera another t by V ill rit borer zib ul lvell ti I 1 td t d idt A icon bu humor fX t more commit wt w watch t for them no governorship for mine my good old friend the governor of oklahoma was in in to see me at the theatre the other night I 1 haj bad just had burn humorous orous mention as a candidate for that position as they wanted to revive the populist party with me as the standard bearer well the governor showed me what had happened to a friend of ins his who had been defeated for governor in our state so he be discouraged me I 1 won t accuse him of doing it purposely but h hs odid did his friends campaign expenditures were as follows di 1 I 1 kissed babies helped 42 voters thrash wheat shook shock hands with the entire entire state smoked sacks of bull durham cut 22 cords of wood b helped brand calves spayed of them was sprinkled 8 times in methodist Aleth odist 1 churches totally immersed in cold water in muddy creeks three times by the baptist went to confession in in every catholic town paid dues to I 1 11 I 1 synagogues charter member of the holy rollers listened to get together Ki awanis lions and rotary speeches bought sheet and pillow slip in every ku klux klan in the state and then I 1 was defeated bull durham was my sole satisfaction not only during but after election it is the only thing that stayed with me tale ar eulf PS there will be another piece in this paper soon look for it kussic av V T r ka 00 41 Is ito a 94 duham oft ELM guaranteed by mi iNcao muTia I 1 I 1 I 1 fifth avenue now new york city chinese proverb it Is 13 not the file finger anger of the father but big silence allence that the well bred a dreads I 1 L AI DEPART mEi grof GOOD Q I 1 aln by 19 it if it does not hot SELL ITSELF on its unsurpassed nicety in washing chiffons Geor gettes and alid other dainty things dont keep it sold on small payments if desired DIXIE D POWER COO CO I 1 fill 3 E ME bays 9 0 t Z |