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Show the lea vibration, and therefore a steadier form and lesa wear and tear 01 gun-pla- t the "working pans. both mechanical and hur.au. In fvrry respect, except below fourthat of economy at aix-eteen knots, the turbine has proved its superiority, and one cannot, doubt that in the navies of the near fntre its use will bo general. Threatened by the luibine on the one baud and the gas reciprocal iog engine on tbe other, that trusty old servant tbe steam piston seems doomed. There is good reason, however, for the anticipation that Its rivals of tho moment will be supplanted in their turn by the to the rvulutiua of which of the ablest inventive intelmany lects of the world are now being steadilv devoted. THE EXAMINER Jr Os day ! MlUkid inry Bustard Publishing (k ' VMM. OLA Manage MANN, sii-at- laclui'M by Carrier. Bnaoay Morning HaUvarad an indication that there is an increasing demand on New 1 urk plrasuie steau-c- i s fur w On Sxsmlnw, gar month fdagls copies. way, Oastay) outside of ta Ofdu breakfast. Mexican pciioh-ui- TV HO imis EDITORIAL ROOMS 1 mRo. Independent Phono BUSINESS OFFICE Independent Phone Ms WM. GLASMANN Mo. 1ZO Independent Phone ROOM EDITORIAL Bell Rhone BUSINESS OFFICE Bell Phone WM. GLASMANN Ball Phone.. Mo. 56 . ...Mo. 5 .. ... No. 120 No. 129 of both telephone closed after I p. m. BEPM SCHOOL systems TICKET j Ward Seth Thomas. Second Ward W. L. Russell. Third Ward David Jensen. Fourth Ward Walter E. Richey. Fifth Ward-- H. H. Thomas. First 1 Ol'R AGRICULTURAL WEALTH. The annual report of Secretary James Wilson, of the Department of Agriculture, waa made public last week in advance at Ha presentation tu the Oon-grtat tbe December aeeaion. While the document is of apodal Interest to agriculturists and to others engage! In ,lhe rulUratlun and dlatributiun of the products of the farm, the forest, the orchard and the field, it will be found of general inureat by reason of the striking exhibit which la made therein of agriculture as a source of national wealth. The iinprawfcm which aeems to prevail, from the smaller yield of some farm products, notably wheat, that the result of the year's agricultural industries have not been ao encourag- with- out equal those of 1S04 advanced somewhat beyond them. Though sums products are amaUcr in value, others have more than offset, the kerns, and the general result shown that tba farmers have produced In value much more wealtli than aver before In the history of the the Clerihew. 1 "No. raid the Major. "I don't shout lhat is in the seme in wnii-- you employ the word in khigianl. 1 have never aide to regard ihe shooting of anJ game of that, grouse, pliea-ant- s. sort aa a sisin at all. The mere exer-ci,:of skill i not enough for me. I must have danger. I a me almence of that, I fall u gee anything lntcre-i-in- g ficl.l a pons. in any of tha Danger! pursued the MaJ.ir with enthusiasm. "To be In Imminent tieril uf ones life! Ah: that I the true, the ucly genuine happinm-- . "The pursuit uf danger uf all kinds has ttocu a passiou with me. Call it a wvaknn-if you will 1 admit that on s: occssiGn It has led to awkward on active servha, for instance, when I have been cut rusted with the carrying uui ot plana which were Dated on a pnsumpiion of normal cauilon In the officer chiefly responsible. It was this thai Ld to my retirement; fur 1 concluded at last that chessboard war was mu the business for me. "Vual wa the narrowest shave you ever had. Major? inquired somebody. "It is hard." replied th Major, with an air of considering the question carefully. io -- ay. But, lie added after a slight pause. "I can easily name tbe occasion on which 1 remaiued in a position of extreme peril for the longest time, if you like 1 will tell you about j U-c- GETS WORKED. aitu-a:ion- Whatever may be said of saloon said men, and sometime things are canthat are not Justified by iwi. it not be said the Provo saloou men arc lazy. They can only work at their business nineteen hour out of the under the present ordintwen.y-four- , ance. and have petitioned the city so council to amend the ordinance a to give them an extra hour in it. which to work, corking iheir woralng There were murmurs, of appreciEnday an even twenty hours. Provo ation. and Mr. Harkins cordially urged quirer. the Major to whirl in aud toot Ids horn. It. was, said the old gentleman, WORK. OWN DO HER OUGHT TO after a preparatory clearing of hia throat, during what I may call a semiThe woman who sneer at a decent official tour of the Malay States that 1 kitchen girl ought to be made to do tonk about, fourteen year ago. In the her own work. To coo a Is a highly Interval of my business at the varirespectable business, and to do good ous Courts, I had a good deal of shootcooking requires brain, experience ing at the kind that 1 consider worth and good sense. Many good girl not'd while; for rveral times I stayed In tba wages to lio earned In '.ho kitchen, towns whore It wa quite a common but they hetdiate io go out to work tiling for tigers to break Into the because some foolish, stuck-u- p people houses ai night, and 1 remember once, point at them the finger of scorn. at Johore. waking up to find a black Tha girl is often a much baiter woman panther licking away at my shaving-creaon the dressing table. 1 killed thau those that rail at her; if she doe her work well, continues faith- him with my revolver without getting fully and Veeps In a good humor, she out of bed, but It wa a good quarter is a a queen. She should lie i rested of an hour before I could get- to sleep well and helped along life's pathway again. These things upset one. in a manner tu increase her happiness. "Hut- I was going to tell you the ail vent ure I apeak of occurred In a part Logan Republican. of the country about four days' ride InC'OVLD BEND TO UTAH. land from Malacca. 1 hare seri a good deal of jungle, and a good many hunt'Another distinct advantage which ing grounds: but I never nu t. with any fnrest growth --o .lne and Impenemacadam imsacssca over asphalt that it is not necessary to' send to trable as that was, nor found any Yenexuela for the material. says the place alocked with such an extraordiKansas City Star. There is no need nary profusion of game, lug and Utile. 'Wbal I was giing to tell you hapUtah ran furtu scud to Ycuexiiela. nish all the asphalt Kansas City may pened one evening when 1 had mu--t want. Deseret News. foolishly strayed off alone front my camp along the able of the stream on the Itanks of which it was pitched. The BREAKING THE SOLID SOUTH. only weapon I had was the revolver in belt. I went a considerable disAgain a Republican congressman haa my been elected front North Carolina. This tance. and in about half an hour I ran is surprising, notwithstanding tho Re- camrr to a spot where the Jungle wadown to within fifty yard uf the Carbecause North landslide, publican was while my back was turned olina has followed Louisiana and sev- ter. Itilwnse mass of trees and vegetato the disfranin eral other Southern States stretched that tion Interminably away chising negroes by putting a "grand- eastward that I heard a muffled grunt father clause In her constitution, but sound in the Jungle. As I turned round the whole country ami both political there was a crash of trampled vegetaparties should hall with satisfaction the mooulight I saw the ever evidence of such division of sen- tion. and in most nsia-lroof the elephant I timent in the South as promises the head met with peering out with wickod ever early abandonment of a solid, menac- eyes from a thicket of cane. ing section. Stockton Independent. I am obliged to admit that I gave a start. The beast looked dangerous. THE AMERICAN DUKE. It was regarding me fixedly and fiercely, and snorting In a subdued, but deA New York widow ia going to marunpleasant, way. I started, I cidedly ry a Duke, but he is the one who owus say ; but I asiur; you I absolutely leapt most of the tobacco trust stock, and backwards when, with a atulden lurch, not of the Imported kind. Grass Val- the elephant stepped out of the covert RE8ERV1STS' WIVES KNnUTKD. ley Union. and advanc'd toward me, trumpeting wit h fury. Berlin has received a terrible story of THE GENTLEMAN. "Why did f jump hack? I will tell (he brutality of the Russian officers in you. The elephant had two huuU. are The ihe quespapers debating mobilising Polish troops at the town "Wliai!" exclaimed several voice. of Kutuo. Because tbe women and tion. What Is a gentlemanT" One who heads," said the Major slowlyaud Twj the Golden Rule la the best children were loath to let tha men go practices pairs of shoulders definition of a gentleman we can think emphatically. "Two Just behind to Join their regiments, many women of. When men and women do unto i anil two arts of tore-lcethe body became norwera publicly flogged, and In other others aa they would have others do tho shoulders unto them they are perfect ladies and mal, and the hindquarters were simply some fifteen ways treated with shocking brutality. Mere matters of deport- those of a huge elephant You hour of such things It ia known that at least one woman gentleu.cn. feet high. ment do not mark a gentleman any died from being knouted. Fifty were more ,thsn clothes denote character. every day among smaller animals, and from The real gentleman may be a chimney even in our own species it occursanown thrown Into jail. time. But I've never to time a or a sweep, cowboy, driver. stage At Warsaw some of the leading Rus- General Gordon of nature used to say the most another case of this freak and sian officers have resigned, owing to finished gentleman be ever complete, accompanied by being knew was even abnorvad, development of ujl tha brutal methoda employed by the a negro butler. Oakland Tribuue. parrs of the composite animal. police la repressing gatherings of stuHowever. 1 hadn't time to think of AN ILLUSTRAT ION. dents sad workmen. It is now known that thea. Lifting It trunks with two that tha parades organized by the Sodeafening bellows, the awful creature The cialist parly collided with the police, was a novelist Cyrus Townsend Hrady charged me. I scarcely had time to cleigyman before he turned to it was and that at least ten persons were kill- literature, and his sermon were a draw my revolver before I'm upon afraid, me. I fired rather wildly. vivid ed, Including a spy. as dressed in the and picturesque his books are. and evidently did not damage. The Mr. In the pulpit Brady was particu- next Instant I was seized by one uf guise of a student. This was followed larly bsppy in the little stories or parby a manifesto calling on the workmen ables. with which he Illustrated and the trunks and whirled high in the air. to continue the struggle. Many reserv- brought out hia imlnts. "1 expected to be dashed in piecea one day lie was picturing the foolists continue to escape across the borthat instant, lint no; 1 had not alw t ishness secret of abhe rongdoiiig der by hi thing the Kusaian guards. Tha lowed for the development of surdity of the idea held by hypocrite and curiosity in two brains, usual bribe is 15 rubles. OMHibleto it Is Unit do ill apparently. of the first order of both naturally by stealth and still receive the sama animal Intelligence, and Imth sharprewards that virtue gets. constant association with uno Secret wronprtuers. he ss'd. 're- ened by I was not hurled to the mind me of a little buy of 6 or 7 years, another. I was held aloft by one truns. EDITORIAL COMMENT handed by hia fatherTs9u(. .78'JOf . .79 ground. while the other took the revolver handed by his fat her to this hoy. from my hand, und brought it up to 'Buy a stamp. John. tbe father as id. the corresponding pair uf cyea for exThe telephone system of Abyssinia la 'stamp' the letter aud mail it at' tbs amination. Then I was set quietly post office.' to be largely extended. waa placed "The by set out. an. I returned down, and n huge foot npon me. quite gently, while tba retwo to He back rents gave, rhuekllng. o Ozark, Mo., lies a former Lis father. volver waa passed from trunk to trunk whose name is Pauper. the heads '"Here you are.' he said, 'and your and closely scrutinized, aboth of sigaeries meanwhile up keeping too.' letter's mailed, I have no doubt A committee chosen as art judges Why. how does this happen?' said nificant grunts whirh. at all personally, were of the nature should not be termrd an artless com- the fottaer. Didn't you stamp i;? mittee. No. replied the boy. There was of language. Then one trunk the left, no need. A big crowd uf people were one. I remember took the weapon, between the However, it takes four Democrats to putting letters in the letter box. and adjusted it clumsily be as good as one Republican, so the when no oue was looking. 1 aiipied thumb anil hand as I may call them and discharge'll ft. The great beast new Board of Education is balfnred jours in for nothing. " started convulsively, but did not drop w ell. "Man.iny. said ihe Utile Georgia ihe revolver; aud then the other trunk Kansas, hi electing Governor Hoch. plcsaainriy. Ah's hcahd tell of dose eagerly stretched out to take it. and probably did not men to Imitate Cspt. hcah autynioidlea so much. What do managed to fire it off In its turn. This took some time to happen. I Its dey look lak?" Cnghlan and "Hoch der Kaiser. "De goodiii-.- s only knows: respond- daresay each mm was fiddling with Hoch der Kansas. ed his mm her. "hut Ah epees dey looks the revolver for ten minutes before It 1 Japanese silk has a fine future in lac le ol' Nick. Ah' tv hcahd dry all managed to fir.- it. All that time lay-oMexico, if the Japanese exporters are halt horns." Chicago Daily News. my back, wiih a huge foot planted mote scrupulous a to the quality of lighrly on ttu abdomen, watching "No. cl.illuu." sat a Deacon Snowball; what occurred. T'did not foci frightthe silks they send there. wc isn't gwinc ter bah nn turkey dis ened: but I was very uncomfortable. Tbe fact that five of the trams beI biy came disgusted with the Tha:ikrgibin' Day. lkt "s bin too high ,lv raptor com imp'd to play with the revolver. It was like a child with a cycle race shows they are up with the fo" to r w' ole daddy ter git oue." times and in sympathy with public "Why. poppy.' says one of the chil- new toy. Two more shots were dissentiment. , dren, "y o' ail haa made plenty of mon charged ; ami men began a strange ey di month buy one. no mat tab scene. A furious alterrstion broke out h"-- i The pu.ple aniusied tbi papei'x tana- high de price.'1 Who twiH'n the two head, evidently with "Ih;y rooa too high, chile. question. "Can a Republican be elerf oh buy in' a tuhkoy." ed to the School Board in liali-n?by Mali regard io the la"! shot left In ihe aix-- ! H. II. Thomas in Judge. shooter you remember 1 fixed one prompt!' ths Fit th ward. myself. The right tnink bad tbe weap"He has ihe drink habit, hasn't he? on: the left strove to tear it away. The fact that a forge production of I "lie did hare It. Now it has him. Doaiening bias: of trumpeting filled Fla in Dealer pig trim 1 foreshadow rd is probably ihe air. Tus.s clashed viulentlv aa country. billions in 19o3. that tbe formers have in the two years produced a great so amount of wealth as the output of ail the gold mines of Hie world ainee the of lha discovery of America by Columbus. The value of the agricultural product for 1904 is mure than ix times the capital of all the National hanks; it hi wfiliin three-fouri- h of a billion dollars of the value of manufwt ure In 1 Stun, less ihe cost of mat' rial need: it. - three times the 1- -2 yi-a- gross earnings of the railways, double tlm total of our merchandise exports and imports for a year and four times the value of all mineral- - produced In the country. If we may Judge from the reports of the trials of the new cruiser Amethyst the success of the steam turbine for naval purposes is assured. From a detailed account of ihe trials which ia published in the current number of Engineering. it appears that at all speeds above fourteen knots the Amethyst showed a greater economy of coal and Hvaisr cuusuinplion than her sister vessels provided with reciprocating engines. At twenty knots speed her Miiierioriiy ia this respect ia so lhat 50 tons of coal w'MiIJ carry her 3.16o 0 miles about l.ihii) rdlca beyond Ihe radius of aelkm of her sisters under tbe same conditions. Nor is economy of fuel consumption ihe only advantage on ilia side of the turbine. The maximum heigh of the Amethyst's machinery Is ntariy two feet leas than that of or the ordinary type and the same power, thus simplifying its protection from gun-firand adding to tbe stability of the vessel. There is 1 lr elm-tin- I e i I Don't need no palace Nor no smimpUoiu dollies; Doesn wan no l'ullman car When travelln I goes. Mamma in de cabin An' de ehillnn round de do Fish in the de river An' me out on de shn'. Washington 81 ar. -- us six-da- en-yin- .'i Flali in de river An' me out In de aho-'Dai 'a enough o romfort; Don't want any mo'. Fish line in my fingers An' fish worms in de ran Pat's enough enjoyment For any mortal man. - - cout-idcrabl- e SATISFIED. t Just What a Man Wants Just what a man wants in Furnishings he is sure to find here. Theres no hit or miss about it We spread bei ore onr patrons a continuous stream of fresh ideas that are right in style, qual- ity and price. Our Furnishings Are Different Our Gloves, Neckwear, Underwear, Shirts Hosiery, Collars and Cuffs, Suspenders all are different. Different from the common horde and different in price, because we never ask fancy fig ures for anything, We're looking Christmasward now. A little early, youll think, but none too early for choice selections. FREDM. NYE, - well-to-d- A MECHANICAL REVOLUTION. tbe maddened creature struggled withitself. I was forgotten. The irnpns1 rolled oniug loot was lifted, and as to tha behind a nick the earth shook trampling of the six great feet. "The end was nut long in coming. After a few lumuus ot struggling, in tbe course of which some fearful wounds were inflicted by earh pair of tusks, I saw the writhing trunk, twined together, fly upward and backward. At the same instant a shot two raug out. and next moment, withcreatremendous bellow J. the frightful ture toppled forward to Ha lour knees, and immediately rolled over on its left aids. -it was perfectly dead. My revolver, still smoking, waa clutched convulsively lu the right trunk. It had gone off In the struggle, so close to the beast's back a to singe the skin, and had shattered the spinal cord just behind the Junction of the twin vertebral proceases. There is no more to tell. I returned to cauqi, aud next day resumed my march. 1 psesented the corpse to the Rajah, and I daresay he has the hide and skeleton now. The Major ceased speaking. There waa a respectful pause. Then Mr. Haraiua said. -- Major, what regiment did you belong u?" "The 43rd Light Infantry said th Major. In our own glorious struggle fof the maintenance of the Union, said Mr. Harkins, "I served in the 27th New York Regiment. We were kaowa or as the Truthful Twenty-SeventGeorge Washington's Own. If ever you're In the States, Major, at tha time of one of our regimental reunions, vou must let me introduce you to some of the boys. They'd be surely gratiLondon Daily fied to know you. News. m t. The New York Financier states that an estimate of the value of the products of the farm In 19U4. mid within the ceuaur scope, shows the stupendous total of 4. tot) million dollara after excluding ihe values of farm crops fed t live stock: a similar estimate for 1903 aliow 4.480 millions, and 4hat lor 1899 Indicate a total of S.742 uillkms. It is shown by this aggregate of nearly 5 billions of duller this year and f 4 By alleged-DMnucrati- ing as waa expected, appear to ha entirely dispelled by th statement that great as were the financial succatees f agriculture In 1903, hitherto I 1 e EXAMINER TELEPHONES THE SIXTH SHOT Rail- c initially -- , 1901. weoi ot PITH OF THE PRESS two-third- will coster a fovur by informing Oti office of fall are to ra coirs Tba Stammer before tbeU Subscriber Any mile . on the Mexican lYutral There are in Amsterdam inure and than la tbe rest larger uf me world combined nr the manipulations and processes of cleaning, cutrough stones." ting and polishing from which tbs brilliant is turned out. in The number of diamond winker Amsterdam is estimated at from 4.UU0 and their weekly wage as folto lows: Cleaners, 28; cutlers. Bit: polishers. (24. Resides the diamond workers, women and girls in large numbers are employed in the itidusiry who earn from (6 to (8 per week. The result of the eleciiou Wednesday is a peculiar Illustration of the apathy of voters generally in regard s to school elections. Only about of the entire voir of the city was cast and the fact that four out ot the live members elected are Democrats would seemingly iudicate that vote was mostly Rethe publican. In school matters there seems to be a general sentiment 10 "let well enough alone." and the outcome of Wednesday's election is neither an extraordinary tribute to the Democratic members re elected or an indication of any lack of trust or confidence Ju the Republican candidaua who were defeated. It simply means that ihe majority of those who had Intel eel enough In tha public schools to vote at all are satisfied with the services of those me tuber who were Over In thn Fifth ward the people chose a Republican and ia making lhat choice have selected a good man. If tbe Deaiocratic members of tbe board are sincere in their stand, vaunted much before election, that they will disregard all politics In afthe administration of school the H. then Repubit. Thomas, fairs, from Ihe Fiftu lican memlier-elec- t ward, will he given as much voice in school affairs as auy of the other members and Republican school patrons will receive tbe name courtesy as those of the Democratic faith. There was no bitterness injected into the campaign from tbe Republican side. No attacks were made on the members of the present board aud the campaign waa unusually quiet. It is but fair to say that the same fair policy was pursued by the Democrats with one exception. The editor of a c when scurrilous, went out of his way to attempt a campaign of personal abuse, but the Democratic candidates expressed their disapproval of this course so decisively that tba writer referred to was obliged to desist early in the campaign. Now that the people have made their choice there ia no need for differences on the policy to be pursued. Every citizen should take interest enough In the schools to encourage the members of the board by proffered support and advise them with honest and fair criticism. Telephone Ms. propt-ny- ciiinplei urn. THE SCHOOL ELECTION. By mall osa luonth (Including a . about fifteen wells in oil and scveial others sunk to wuhui a few feet ot the oil sand, these c.iu be hi ought 1:1 as soon a autfli-i.-ii- t isukage has i supplied. Several tank with a capacity of Sd.tkH) laurels each ure nearing gas-turbin- e UBtCRirriON RATE. its Tanijih-u- d DECEMBER MOKMMi EXASIINEKIMSUEN, UTAH, FJilDAY MOISNI Mi, n THE OWL. owl ia fomej for being wise, He never says a word; He simply alts and bats his eyes.. He la a wise old bird. Th But if the owl should aieak his mind Ia words, a iierfect flood. The world In great surprise might find His brain was full of mud. Exchange. A SOLEMN THOUGHT. There ar some things wealth cannot uy. Both physical and menu); Tacks feel the same upon a rug. Ingrain or Oriental. New York Sua. HE'D HAVE SOMETHING TO SAT. Sir lender Brunton, (he noted English physician, was talking about nervous ill temper at a reception that waa given In hia honor by tha Medical club of Philadelphia. After he had described tha beneficent effect of certain drugs upon nervous 111 temper. Dr. Brunton said: HI temper of the nnrvoua sort la worthy of serious attention. It makes many lives unhappy. I remember a middle-age- d woman of moat nervous disposition, who told m with tears In her eyae how she had once said to her husband: John, I know I'm cross at. times. I luow you find me unkind often. Sometimes, perhaps, you think I do not love you. But, John, remember when such unhappy thoughts assail you, that, if I had my life to live owr again. I'd marry you just the same.' 'I'm not so aura about that,' John answered shortly. Mr. Brown Shall we have to buy new woolen underwear for all of the boys this year? Mrs. Brown No, dear. 'Yours have shrunk so (hey Just fit John; John's shrunk ao they Just fit. Jimmy; Jimmy's shrunk to fit Willie, and WUlle'a are just snug on the baby. You are the only one that needs new ones! Detroit Free Press. taiimt Am The ancient Reman aqueduct at Klmes 1a generally considered the moat perfect of Reman relic. It consists of tbtee great Bars of arches, the lowest having been used as a bridge and the It rises uppermost gi on aqueduct. about 120 feet above the level of the river. The Pout du Ganl. a It la called, la believed to have been built under the enpcrvlsion of Agrippa, the Roman general, about fifty years before Chrlet. MiSnlr- the sweetest and oue of 1 Modeety moat desirable qualities one can and yet too much niodesly hinder advancement. When this quality la overdeveiapM M antagonises aggros-slveuwithout which no great sucres ran be attained. pue-am- s, e. FmS sal the Fere. She That new boarder who came today baa a beautiful olive complexion. He Well, after she's been here a few weeks I gauss shell have a prune Yrhkers guteaaiau. n. Kwleele. always talkin' about a hygten4a diet What Is a hygienic diet? Tommy It's any Bind of diet you don't H Ire. Chicago Tribune. Johnny-Ma- ws Brief Lmni la Flatterr. To flatter a woman tell her sbs la beautiful; to flatter a man tell him he la working too bard. Philadelphia Lees ef the Oruge. Bays a philosopher: "In tbe economy of nature nothing Is loot. Tbe 1 aside of an orange may refresh one man, while the outaUle of the earns fruit may serve as a medium for breaking another man's leg. BflthL taoM. wonderful Inrentlor a those cash register are. Estelle-Wh- y? Allria 1 ad no trouble today In seeing just bow much that hateful Jelrowm girl paid for her lunch. A dele-W- hat ly Ufa In Turkey observed that Turk-labooks and booksellers were immc tba curious features of tbe eonatiy. "The Turkish book seller h said, "bii a soul above trade. He rarely or Barer attempts to push bis warm and treasures some of hia mom valtubli books so greotly that be ran hardly le Induced to sell them, although tbar form part of bis dock in trade. Mr ef tbe books displayed by tha bookseller are la manuscript, which the old fashioned Turks estsem more hlb-lTbe Koran be any than priut not aril. Re gives it away la retan for a present dt III value la moor. Koibavrasaloa Doty. Tba first duty the newly appolatri town crier and beadle of Chipping England, has to perform Is of i quaint and rather embarraMlog Posting himself outside th guildhall, bell In hand, be has ta all out In as Btmrtorian tours i be an muster: "I beg to inform the butgas'i of Chipping Wycotub that I an the town crier and badlo for this ancient borough, ffod oavo the Mag. He b always ebtoYcd to the echo hy aa amuaad ami facetious crowd. To, Too, Two. Tha English language, write a coc repondent to the Loodoa Globe, contains tba three wnnla, to, tao and two, sounded alike. Now, It la easy to uy "There are three to toe two ia Ev Uab," but how would yoa write h. using one of Uia words only! Tint ia, would tbe plural bo "toe, "teo" or two'? is Bo Heard Pa Tell "Tour hair WmI wet, said Uttle Ttu-mto Mr. Flyer, who was calling"No, of course not; What mnilr yet think my balr waa wet? he aikfi very much euspriaed. "1 heart pa tall ma that yoa ctaldBi keep your bead above water. - Laura AHca Flitter ! such a restful friend. Charles Restful 1 Khe talks all tba thus. Laura That's It. I never beve to think about what to say whan I'm with her. Holffsl Tarklsh Bookseller. writer who spent much of his air- FhU-adeln- hi Ttewh FaswriaHed. Crook (geulatiyV-B- y Jove; Tail to see you, neighbor. How are bow Ire all the ft) Ik? Braadbead fgrtiuW TmI young mas. whaf your liftl ofllal-Fu- " green goods or twinin' for you-an- Bar-Far- ck. 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