Show THE KE EPAPIT CHIN IN 70 TAPER A Devoted to Cents Seents Sense and Nonsense Principal Editor UNO HOO Deputy Asst EditoiiUBET UltLIFE 13 Dep'y Assr's Clerk I Z Ness TERMS: - $1 50 Per Annum in Advance 1 00 Six Months 10 Single Copies L U B It A T E H : Five Copies to one address $ 500 Ten Copies to One Address and one to the clubber 1000 For sale by all respectable Newsdealers everywhere A I VEKTIK EM E NTh Owing to the limited space devoted to Advertising we shall be under the necessity of restrict ing Advertisements to X E N lines or iess Terms each insertion fifty cents a line All Communications on Business in order to icceive attention lioo & Co Box I) Salt Lake TUESDAY - - 'must be - - aiidi cssd— UNO City NOV 15 1870 TY RAN NY The Provisional Government of Prance forbids all papers publishing accounts of the war We know what is meant by “all papers it is another attempt to but it won’t gag the Kccpapitchinin work We shail continue to print the cablegrams as usual in spite of Prance or Europe Irop or Orop o- There are many kinds of rings in the world and some out of it for insance there is the ring of a belle and the topers' (topaz) ring the rings of Saturn and the ring or the true metal the prize ring and Bow-rin(we have no reference to the But far above tragedian of that name) and beyond all other rings our friend Perry says he loves the wedding ring lie don’t fish so much as he used to— it takes him too much away from his family Besides he is not going to try to hooh his living any more When )ie quoted — g “Two souls ivith but a single thought Tico hearts that beat as one ’ ’ we gazed at him more in sorrow iri anger and turned away than At the indignation meeting it was resolved that a committee wait upon the bride and condole with her A prominent citizen stated that Perry was not the only member who had revolted from the CHEST bachelor ranks in fact he might say that they were marrying off “like Sam IIM” We understand that Br Whatdycallem Many pointed resolutions were passed for has taken pains in his chest and is so exWe cited which we have no room at present on the subject that he wants to may revert to this subject again raise a club We don’t object to any one raising a club for our paperj but we don’t THE NEW IIECALOGUE want to see any one break the piece — s “Behold old things are done away and The game of chess is what might be all things are become ‘New-Mo- vo’ Wherelore new commandments I give termed a high old game It is handed uuto ou” down from It is said to have been invented by the great grand“Ring out wild bulls to the wild sJg father of Confucius about 975000 years Wring out the truth— wring in a lie Wring out the old — wring in the new His serene before the birth of Adam And wring the Mormon people do father of the Sun highness Cldng-foFull with a will on every string: and Mo n and Emperor of the Universe right — ring in ithe Ring i out the n was so well pleased with the game that he ing 1 Thou shalt not vote promised the inventor a large pile ot corn for his ingenuity but like some modern 2 4 hou shalt not drill bea sit not 3 kings among the outside barbarians he on shalt Thou jury failed to come to time All the man asked hold I will provide a jury for you was a few grains of corn that is one 4 Thou shalt not commit the rot-ggrain for the 1st square two for the 21 seller 5 Thou shalt not punish the murder- and four for the 31 to be doubled in like ratio for each of the sixty-fou- r er behold he shall go free squares G Thou shalt not have any other 11 is sublime highness ther monarch of the judges before meforIam a jealous judge Celestial empire assured liim it was the 7 Thou shalt not hold Probate Courts — square thing and he would square up But my Lord Chamberlain not if the Court knows herself anCfe she with him who was quite a hand at “substraction” thinks she does and mortification soon informed his Ma8 Thou shalt not employ thy Territoaction their thou dost jesty that he lacked about seventy-fiv- e rial officers or if kernals of having enough in his dominions shall be set aside 9 Thou shalt not become a citizen if This threw his Sqj'ene Highness into a thou believest in Abraham and the pro- towering passion and we have no doubt he tore round among the Celestial pigphets Thou shalt not marry thy grandtails at a fearful rate but whether he went 10 mother nor thy grandfather's wife neither to war to acquire more dominions and thy great grandmother nor any of her corn to fill the bill or swindled the for behold we have come to poor man out of his pay Confucius don’t sisters establish freedom — Selah! state PS —Thou shalt not covet oudit save We are satisfied that this game of chess it be quartz neither coal nor iron nor is not played outside of Utah Territory manufactures but only quartz for behold for this reason: it is eminently a polygamic and thou quartz shall be thy god game the King of Chess being legally shalt bow down and worship it as the entitled to from two to nine cotempmrane- redeemer of Israel ous queens We have bargained for feet in the folW e used to play chess ourself and we lowing rich leadsL played it exceedingly well and have at 75 ft this time a board so old that Books make The “Step ahjetchit” 150 We used to take off “WiidCat” nests in the corner “ “Boiled Owl ’very rich 34 and Staunton Philidor beat and a queen ct 125 “Boot Hog or Die we played with Paul time last and the 4t “Dead Man's Ketreat” 07 G5 “ “Blue lluin Morphy we took off our castles and beat 175 “ “Glorious Bilk” him then we took off our queen and Monster ” 25 “ “Bed-Eye- d castles and beat him in six moves finally “ “Bing Tailed Screamer 37 we took off all the pieces and beat him We have been offered a claim in “The with the naked board We don’t know Hoad to Hell” but we haven’t confidence anything about chess ourself Oh nol it’s in the proprietor and don’t like the name somebody else Parties wishing feet in either of the —— others can be accommodated on easy ours” “A friend of says the editor of a If you foot up the feet you can contemporary terms “is growing weaker and then decide whether you will put your weaker every day He’s got so weak he can’t raise five dollars” foot in it or not y 4 ’ j |