Show 1 out myed HOWE i 1 I 1 Q bell syndic syndicate wu w U service Berv tc none but communists dow believe im ID idleness and robbery honesty lias has so BO proven its utility lover dishonesty that everyone everone of rea intelligence Is ashamed to be a communist the alie best example ot of government we have tod today ay Is that in italy and it its head bead Is a 9 reformed communist in his younger dais he taught tile the doctrine of narl karl marx alan hut discovering it iti folly became its 18 most active opponent the new caf in communist rus rug sla has bas abandoned lie file policies 0 of lenin marx marl and rosseau Kos seau not mot because of their morals but because of their bad sense I 1 nearly all dal men are mean enough to be communists but the bulk bulb of them hare too much practical sense to fol tow a doctrine which may he compared with will advocating capturing cap turine all the wagons and removing a 8 wheel from each one X I 1 I 1 lately attended the races with a noted man sonic some one dragged him off to see something and be came back 1 I like to be let alone tie be said so does everyone how bow we are all annoyed by people who insist on OD showing us things we do dot care for by saying things we do not cot care for but one who likes to be let alone should let others alone now how are you as to that do you drag people off to see things they do not cot care for do you gabble inces faces autly about wearisome things lings ti an old fellow died the other day i famous rich and useful yet born to i poverty 1 I was born to a condition I 1 would not accept he used to say and refused to submit to it it Is a 8 i good line nothing better belter written it if born to bad conditions dont submit rebel with natural means and work out it Is easier to do it than to submit a it Is recorded that zeno the stole lived ninety eight years without an hours bours illness existence bored film toward the last and one day be strangled himself to get rid of it IL entertaining fiction surely but writers like actors must exercise poetic license licence a I 1 thank the neighbors for watching me and keeping me reasonably well behaved without such care I 1 should have been more of a heathen than I 1 am the neighbors intend to he gossips cut but are really missionaries if a man Is not DO roviest hi ho inest he be Is dot making progress and a man Is wasting time somewhere if he is not a little better off at the end of every year W A woman who tries to 10 fascinate a special man she has b as selected fasci nates cates a dozen others she desp despised des isee Y W X some men slouch through life instead of being polite active ond and effective aged agents 18 tor for tie lie wares they have hare to sell arid and must sell to lo make a living K t ay A man Is always looking for a good time the scarcest thing there is I 1 have hare noted that big professional hands bands are less numerous than formerly Iro bubly the lie people fire are becoming weary of the pompous leader who looks superior while title conducting thoroughly bud bad one 0 of tile the best besl of our sayings la ill that girtue is its own reward tile the joung gnarl iliin who dec declines decallies illies an all invitation to engage in a night of dr drinking hiking find and must lind find a particular pleasure in the jingle in ills file pocket of money be spend I 1 tim am a bor bore e in teaching tile the im parlance of good conduct but bl 61 is as important a I 1 say it Is IR dont forget that you may neer sneer s tut bill file lie goblins always get gel jou jon aou dont watch out 4 I 1 promise proui lse today to do better belter tomorrow but will nit judging from wy my past record still I 1 think it best to bro promise mise possibly in 0 o tile the course ot of a long time I 1 shall do a little better belter tomorrow nearly mf arly every mean thing has been bald about me except that I 1 am ait tat fat put but I 1 get little credit for maintaining the weight biting my years people frequently say how thin you urell 0 I 1 know kilow of only two things reformers have not attacked the akee charged by undertakers and surgeons sur penns the most arid and popular dumun expression express lou Is 1 I rebel the most enduring philosophy Is 1 I submit I 1 Is 4 the people have bieve apparently agreed that it Is best tor for everybody to proceed by what we cull call civilized meth but what a fuse fusa we make about tt it halt half the protests pro leRla in the news pa pers are re thinly veiled complaints because people are not allowed to run wild |