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Mr. could you postpone Can 1 light a Miss Wideawake Do you wish mo to regard you as a match? Better Luck Judge, GoodciU'h cigarette? my trial for a week?" ABSOLUTELY la a Circle "On whnt grounds?" Yon don't to 'em in a good temper." Gazettlno Illustrato, Venice. Mrs. Plompielgh The Doctor It Is so very successful that all my patients have to follow It up with an antilean treatment, and that works so well that they return to the antifat treatment and then Learned by Experience John I can't afford to keep a car. Stone But I thought you had one? how I found out afford one." Stray Stories. "I have. That's I FINNEY OF THE FORCE cant Is your new an. tifat treatment successful? The Narrow Road for Bikes "Do you think Mrs. Swell la bringing up her daughter right?" 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