behs toy on my return from tho new lut noibe lesa golconda in sunny sincee Sin pee I 1 tind a perfect myriad of letters awaiting me these are varied in accordance with alie taste of the writers containing of friendship 1 threats to W requests for my photograph 1 ahe euln e gihr invitations to up 21 and not a few asking tor information on important subjects alio last named shall receive immediate attention all in ft lamp and in a journal having alie largest circulation tho most unimpeachable and alie most incorruptible morals THE hero they are OF teci tiCK 1 I bee that some papers and persons adhere to the idea eliat perpetual motion is possible but that the principle lias not et been discovered how absurd such a tiling seems in the light of all science and every correct principle governing laws As well say that there can le soch a thing as an body or an irresistible force 1 what are your views on the subject it is aldays a pleasant task to answer a question like the foregoing if I 1 decide one way I 1 am absurd if the other lie questioner gains no new light and yet at the risk of being looked upon as a three ply fossil or double lunatic I 1 vi ill take the ground that not only are all three of the impossibilities suggested by lover possible but that they actually exist if he dont belie veil lie ia referred to any of alia planets of our system to alie old earth itself I 1 am so fond of delving in you sec it is best to always look a little beyond your nose no matter how elongated it may bo what is the cost of going to alie top of the kiffel tower in paris or is it part of the exposition and not merely a bide show ass it is a side aldow and lias its own charges if g clear to lie top and look dow n to see how far you leaie got from tho ground it will coat you your life otherwise five francs if you are a lady as your writing indicates di cates you would do well to have a frank of another kind along with you it is best to bo frank in these matters what is the supposed actual population of the united states now ass ator to a recent event in the writers household it aa now alie last cipher must be erased and a figure 1 substituted it is a girl chy did joshua order the sun to stop when lie must ibave known being a learned man eliat the son stands baill all the time ANS reader read enough or he ask such a foolish question the S in referred to is not the luminary but an alleged democratic paper published in new york was a democrat like tho un der signed and a subscriber to alio llio sun and when it refused to rive full support to the presidential ticket he ordered it stopped just as many other intelligent subscribers did MAPLE gaeve can you give TOO the whole of the poem in which the words tig fleet to love occur what a pretty cwi 1 plume you have assumed and I 1 warrant the writer ia een as pretty the appearance of your penmanship and the name you nse bring back to the writer from the abyss of time some rare and radiant recollections a terue when the froats of many a returning autumn hail not gathered in hia leair and the rude hand of unceasing care lad not plowed deep furrows in his forehead the joyous ringing laughter the face 0 nature all aglow with smiles the bright visions of a gilded future the heart of liepe fand the courage of true devotion all faded and gone like the gorgeous rainbow when the mists have passed away and yet but what has this to do with your question that is always the way a person should not think of Us own when having those of other people in lund no miss maple I 1 canuti recall alie poem entire I 1 can give yon the couplet however of which your quotation forms a part it is as follows sweet to love but alu bow bitter to lovo a girl and not to git her ELLA Who is your favorite poet aha bior an all round rhymester I 1 prefer Kalie or chacon for gloomy sentiment bill nye for concealed sal ire ur condon DI yon believe id atie idea that there arc times better than others in which to plant certain vegetables and that these are rogn by the moon aye when you astronomical problem you find aue right at lionie lion ie yes air I 1 do believe in it do not plant potatoes when thero is a dry moon that is when it las no horns watermelons Water melons do best if planted alien alio moon is full or at drieu ahead but alien you want to borrow a few melons from a neighbors patch llila is not the best time cucumbers should inmaru bly be planted in soft just anil let re there until the moon turna to blood if peas are not over ripe let them remal non the until there is a which comes with much arreater regularity than the peas d is the only vegetable that ran be picked at any time but it be cut aud dept so aa to coree pond with the eliapo 0 alio celestial barap to it ia pre closely ni roTi iEn alyson continues j drioli as badly as ever you enow how baily alia ia what tan bo done ja there A it there s try bouli on rala WIIO is ho ata I 1 leave seen your name sn the papers before somewhere your method 0 asling questions is quite dandl fied you ask and answer in the sentence without kivini Ki viii uie a cliance it you know ho la a ilus J sian statesman what mora do you want to enow it would he gratifying to you to find out whether lie is married or single and it to how whether lie is tail or short dark or fair fat or lean otherwise where lie boards what lie eats and liow he pays and no forth go to it is tor you to know in addition to the act atiat he id a statesman eliat he not lung since creio cr tio borbas or something of that dmd adis casein which is a preat of blood to the licad they thou clit lie was going to die but lie it time for him to mortal coil dusa what is tho meaning of the 1 je aws azinef I 1 love iou this a to bo understood as a translation 1 dont say it myself that is I 1 dont fay it to mean it except us a translation of course I 1 mean it ai such but not in any other way in oilier words I 1 dont want it understood that aro or ever were or could be mine unless for tho uses and purposes herein set out and not even then except for information I 1 liepe that I 1 am understood der stood or rattier that the sentence is understood without reference to me HISTO BICUS what are the seven wonders 0 the world so called ais A woman who onna up to having an ugly baby a departure from life without violence or the aid of a doctor a square horse rate the union depot at ogden a newspaper that cams to stay and sta ed the nan w ho off last new years and ID it et and an item of news i couched in grammatical language in lie commercial thero are a good many unanswered but as may want to publish a prominent sermon or conspicuous oration in this issue I 1 shut the present yours to ear by ESSAY