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Show JUAB COUNTY TIMES. NEPHI. UTAH THE Palace Barber Shop TAKE A GLASS OF SALTS WHEN BLADDER BOTHERS te hoe thin stand and bath tub in eonnectioa AGENT FOR PROVO STEAM LAUNDRY PJaPBa; CAUTIOUS JUDGE. STRONG IMAGINATION. ROBERT LOMAX, Proprietor "Safety First" seems to be the motto of aome of the Judges In the West In dies. When an alien prisoner is brought before thqm, they consider the possibility of a gunboat from the cul prit's native land popping in to make trouble. It Is said that a Haiti magistrate on examining a prisoner found that ha waa from Switzerland. "Switzerland," he mused. "Switzerland has no seacoaat, has It?" "No seacoaat. your honor," said the Lawrence A. Miner ATTORNEY AT LAW Notary Public Venice Bldjr. NEPHI. UTAH h. Mcknight COUNTY ATTORNEY . ATTORNEY AT LAW orriCE IN COURT HOUSE NEPHI, VTAU Dr. ). A. BOOTH DENTIST Office Rooms Nos. 6 and 7, Venice Theatre Building. Phone No. 123-- J an ajpH BARBER SHOP! CO TO MODERN Trig GOOD ROADS AROUND A FARM Driveways Are Frequently of Sufficient Importance to Warrant Some Surface Improvement. (From Weekly Newa Letter, United Btatea Department of Agriculture.) interpreter. and drives Immediate!? Roads around the farm yards and barm which are used very frequently are usually of sufficient importance to warrant aome surface Improvement. Very light or extremely sandy soils cut up badly In dry weather, while cer tain heavy and absorbent soils become very sticky and soft during the ralar Where any considerable aeason. amount of hauling Is necessary, road over soils of this character may re quire to be surfaced. Many of the materials ordinarily era- ployed In road construction will be ' "And no navy?" "No navy, your honor." "Very well, then," said the Judge, "I'll give htm a year of bard labor." And were Kitty Gracious, dear! you very nervous when you guidea your first automobile? Daisy I should say so. I ran over a white rabbit and thought it was a cow. A True Optimist. He doean't talk oMiard tlmea, lie doran't aeem to know How many people count their dlmea And wear a look of woe. Far Pi rat Claaa Work We make a apcolalty of Elertrlo Scalp end Face MAM8AUK Bath and Shoe Shlnlnt Stand In Connection. Batahslor Brea., Preps. Venice Theatre Bhlg. .A 4- - Ostler & Allen Manufacture that Hand-mad- Old IJari- - and Raid lea repaired Heal In Kind Usually Built. On the train going out Subbubs got Into conversation with a stranger, who S remarked: "I see you are putting up a 1 if1 HaMU-- . Harn, NavaJuBlauket. HrHUt-- nd a new. a .t i. I fi i'-- . , - 1 -- ana fir. VJ-e- City Meat Co. GEORGE GARRETT. Piopeietoc All Kinds of Home Cured and Fresh Meats . ft ir 4 v, , A ' good many new buildings. "Yes," answered Subbubs, "new buildings are the only kind we put up." ever-lasti- Harness e V ? Dr. up-to-d- What a Joltl Good morning, Mr. Sap-letgYou are not looking well this morning. Saplelgh Do. "'be god an awful code id by head, and ab all broge ub. Miss Knox Indeed! Strange thing about colds, Isn't it? Saplelgh Whad do you bean? Miss Knox Why. they always seem to settle In the weakest place. Geel Miss Knox DOMESTIC ft.' '.. 'vd SCIENCE. a and Stable Dr. Charles Dunn DEINTIST Nephi W. V. LEWIS kt Ncphi Plaster Has Equal 'CS-da- " Js r For sick headache, bad breath. Sour Stomach and constipation. box now. Get a No odds how bad your liver, stomacfej or bowels; bow much your bead aches, bow miserable and uncomfortable you are from constipation, indigestion, biliousness and sluggish bowels you always get the desired results with Cascarets. Don't let your stomach, liver and, bowels make you miserable. Take Cascarets put an end to the headache, biliousness, dizziness, nerr ousness, sick, sour, gassy stomach backache and all other distress;' cleanse your inside organs of all the bile, gasea and constipated matter which la producing the misery. A box meana health, hitppt ness and a clear head for months. No more days of gloom and distress if you will take a Cascaret now and then AH stores sell Cascarets Don't forget the children their Ul.tle la sides need a cleansing, too. Adv. 10-ce- A method by which all liquors cai be solidified Into tablet form has beea Invented by a French chemist. THE GIRL WITH Seaweed Is made Into a composi tion to take the place of bone for ban dies of cutlery. w CLEAR SKIN WINS Concrete post bases to give longol fence posts have bean) life to worn-ou- t patented by a New York Inventor. 9rcbkm, "Mr father persuaded me to take a course in domestic science. "And how do you like the course?" "Well, it looks like ordinary kitch en work to me. If my suspicions are confirmed I shall drop the course and make father buy me a $30 bat. How to Feel Well During Middle Life Told by Three Women Who Learned from Experience. My Barber. Mr barber many yarns narrates; Ilia mouth he seldom shuts. Anil aome of them he hluatratea Wltb unexpected cuts. A Midnight Episode. Mrs. Crlmsonbeak (at the head of the stairs) Haw you frightened me. John! Mr. Crlmsonbeak Why t "Ob, you found (he keyhole ao quick I was afraid It was somebody else." His Escape. First Private How did Schmidt es cape from the Scottish j.uardT Second Private He passed his hel met asking for contributions and the guard disappeared. Judge. When He Concentrated. "Did the speaker Impress you being In deadly earnest" "Only once or twice." "And what were those occasions?" "When be lost bis place and began to paw bis notes wildly In an effort to find It again." The Change of Life is a most critical period of a woman's existence, and neglect of health at this time invites disease and pain. Women everywhere should remember that there is no other remedy known to medicine that will so successfully carry women through this trying period as Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made from native roots and herbs. Kead these letters:- rLiladclphla. Ta. "I (started the Chanre nf TJf I always had a hotularhc and tiack ache with tearing; down pains and I would hava heat flashes very bad at times with dirzy spells and nervous feelings. After taking Lydia E. Imkham's Vegetable Compound I feci like a new jvrson and am in licttcr health and no more tmnbled with, the nrhes and pains I had before I took your wonderful remedy. I recommend it to my friends for I 1 cannot praise it cnoutrh." Jim. 2tfAitoar.rr (Jrass-ma-s, 2s. liincgold t, lluladclphLi, Va. a r Mass. "I took Lydia E. rinkham'a Vepctahle Compound, for ncrvoiwneos and dyr.pr ria. hen I was going through the Change of life. I found it Tory Lelj ful and I have always poken of it to other women who fTcr Li I did tZ have had them try R a,nd they also have received h..i I iiiit'i'f rood results from it." Mrs. GtoRoa A. Vkxbxh, i"' 17 Roundy fcL, Beverly, Mass. five yearn bro. j I The Knowing Drugglat. The Youth I er would like a bottle of aome good er batr restorer. The Druggist Want It for your I suppose? The Youlh-E- r yes, sir. The Druitglst Well, I guess It Is balr originator you want tnua-U.ch- The Reverse. "What Is the difference between those two men who are running down the road?" "One Is training for a rac and the other Is racing for a train." Getting Both. That moving picture wants a dash of color. Manager All right We'll put In a red automobile." Sidewalk Debate. Eric, Pa. "I was in poor healih when the i of Life atarted with me and I took Lvdia E. llnkham'g Vegetable Compound, or I think I should not have got over it as cay as I did. Even now if I do hot feel good I take the Compound I.. ana it restores me m a auort now. I wfd praie r your remediea to every woman for it may help li them as it has me." Mrs. 11 Klssixno, 031 East if 2lh fct, Eric, Fa. 2to other medicine has fxen so gaccrasfat in relieving woman'l suffering as has Lydia n. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. - "Well. I don't know. Most girls get two or three of those compliments But bow many girls are asked to permit their features to appear upon a soap calendar?" Intet-ec.u- people have hay fever." "Ob, there's no truth In that theory. My husband suffers terribly with It." .l r. Women may receive free and helpful advice by writing the Lydia . FlnkJiarn Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. Bach letters are received and answered by women only and beld In strict confidence - "The highest compliment a girl can receive is for a man to ask ber lo marry him." --- Chang-- ) Critic An Cvptoded Theory. T have heard It said that only A ! d - BOWELS LIVER. e. G. IRONS City Barber Shop FOR It you, too, are embarrassed by a. Escaped Unshorn. "I hear that you've been playing the pimply, blotchy, unsightly complexion. Just try Reslnol Soap regularly for a stock market. Have any luckT .. "Great! Came out exactly even. Week and see If it does not make a blessed difference in your skin. la severe cases a little Reslnol Ointment Miss Geneva Moeser. twenty-onshould also be used. Reslnol Soap audias deceased father succeeds her holps to make red, rough bands and tor of St, Clair county, Missouri. arms soft and white, and to keep the hair bealtky and free from dandruff. Prevent The C,rn To Reslnol Soap contains no free alkali", nvi-Itia uuk. in.- onir one nronio sold by all druggists. Adv. am. B. W. UKOYB d box. ub elgnsiure guiulna." Refrigerator ate J. was doing?" "He was toying with a silver ciga rette case." dlesome." "Let him follow his natural bent. He will go far in life as it Is lived today. The way to be great now la to Insist on regulating the affairs of your fellow men." ! According to Directions. Grins I understand your wife baa BumnesH Iming run on cah basis, gone away for a three weeks' visit. Groans That's right Improved Farm Driveway. eualiles us to '!! at very Grins Don't you miss the directing reasonable prices. found too expensive for use In Improv- band of the household department? Courteous Treatment to all Groans I should say not. She left ing the farm road a. One or more of the following will, however, usually her mother on the Job while she Is be found available and within the swsy. Dieana of the farmer for surfacing bis roads and paths: Gravel, mixtures of After the Wedding. sand and clay, cinders, brickbats from "Your pa promised to give a dowry wast and old buildings, brick-yarthousand marks. When Is of quarry waste. The material selected be twentyto going VETERINARIAN pay" should, however, be bard enough to "Well. If he promised twenty thou withstand crushing under heavy loads meant two and possess sufficient binding power sand marks be not to Insistthousand, NEPHI :: :: UTAH on such and ought you firm. a and maintain to compact well Blaet- sum!" a Ueggendorfer trifling Oard surface under all ordinary weath ter (Munich). r conditions. Graduate Veterinary College Drainage and a good foundation are A Catty Remark. the first considerations In Improving University of Pennsylvania a road with a bard surface. The best "Algernon must be In love with PHONK 1ST possible foundation Is a good earth "What gave you that Idear road with a low crown. Earth ehoul treated animals domestic Diseases of "He clasps me so closely In the ders may be graded upon each side to prevent the surfacing material from dance." "It Isn't that," declared the other spreading, as In the construction of an "It la Just a case ordinary macadam road. The materi girt disagreeably. al ased for surfacing should be placed of being afraid bell fall down unless OO0MTBOVS TMtaTKltKT AND In a uniform layer cr layers on this be hangs on to his partner." flAST CLASS WO foundation and should be given a sufA. NIELS ON. Proprietor IU Kind. clent crown to shed the rain waters to Two Doors South of Lunls' Pharmacy the sides. If a road roller can bo se "The conductor la going to pack cured the material may be quickly con this car to suffocation," aald one su sol id a ted. otherwise considerable time burbanite aa the car stopped to take will be required for It to be consoll another waiting crowd aboard. Feed Livery dated by the traffic. During this proc"Yea," replied another, with a rue ess the road should receive frequent ful glance at his somewhat largo us Masts All Trains. E press attention with a split log drag or other pedal extremities, "he Is going to set Ooo4 Livery Riga, Dray moans for smoothing the surface and plenty of trouble on foot." Wagoas. filling the ruts. On step grades 44 No. I. Phone 8IGN. ts. for Coat AN ENCOURAGING AgsnU where there would be a tendency for uau side ditches can to wash, this the H D.GOLD9BROVGH, Pre ally be overcome by providing out lets and getting the water away from the road before it accumulates In iarce volume. On roads where wagons will not be required to paas esch other, a width of from Bine to twelve feet b- tween ditches will usually be suffi cient. The surfaced portion nee rare .Phone No. .1 ly exceed seven or eight feet. There l'oatOffita IHJjt. Is no particular virtue in building a farm road wider than Is necesaiy to answer the special traffic requirements. The need or desirability of 5c moving occasionally etrs wide or Jeweler Optometrist heavy Implements, such ss certain bar Locate With Nephi I'rujr lo vesting machinery, over the mads should, however, not be sight of. and Classes Filted Tcsied Eyes A little foresight In the e'igntnent of Watches and Spectacles Repaired ditches. In providing ample width of gates, or of giving extra strength to -THE PLACE WITH A GUARANTEE "Our baby squaiis ali night long.", culverts, may save rv great dal of "Don't be discouraged. both annoyance and delay daring some lis may grow up to help nominate a president very busy period. some day." -He Build Wisely Who Good Roads Booster. Mary. There's one sure way to make every Builds Well" Mary had a lltl lamp: citizen a booster for good roads: buy It waa well trained, no dnttW, "nr rrrry time a fallow railed lira an automobile. TO BUILD WELL The little lamp went out. USE Silage Is Much Cheapest. He'd Have More Peace. Al the Dhln at at Inn ailaro trmnred "1 see old Mr. iJiirkfitt out In the ml!k for 61 cents per 109 pounds and bark yard smoking his pipe." bntferfat at IS cents per pound. "Yes. Mrs. Ducknts won't let him milk tirndnreil t at rr!n ration In the bouse." smoke per ir9 pounds and buMerfat for 22 No "His eyes are fixed thoughtfully on lents a pounl. the dog boue. I believe if It were a 1 The Largest and Purest the old gentleman would trifle lars-e- r Coed ftosds. Have live there." to be glad natural deposit of Gypsum Good roads may be had ty dragging. in the World. I'M the drag. As a Rule. Warne There s one good thing Build Better Roads. about a vacation. Co, Every rain Is an argument tor the Nephi Piaster fi Mfg. Payne What la that roe-over Ifa paid for. Wayne When Kept in The Proper Pose. "The author of this novel says the heroine lost herself in a maze of reflections, as she and the hero stood by the railing of an ocean liner." "And what was the hero doing T" "This Is one of those society novels. Can't you guess what the hero Kidney and Bladder weakness result from uric acid, says a noted authority. The kidneys filter this acid from the blood and pass it on to the bladder, where it orten remains to irritate and inflame, cauBlng a burning, scalding sensation, or setting up un irritation at the neck of the bladder, obliging you to seek relief two or three times during the night. The sufferer Is in constant dread, the water passes sometimes with a scalding aensatlon and la very profuse: again, there is difficulty la avoiding it Bladder weakness, most folks call It, because they can't control urlna tlon. While it la extremely annoying and sometimes very painful, this Is really one of the most simple ailments to overcome. Get about four ouncea of Jad Salts from your pharmacist and take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast, continue this for two or three days. This will neutralize the acids In the urine ao it no longer Is a source of irritation to the bladder and urinary organs which then act normally again. Jad Salts Is inexpensive, harmless, and is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with lithla, and Is used by thousands of folka who are subject to urinary disorders caused by urlo acid Irritation. Jad Salts is splendid for kidneys and causes no bad effects whatever. Here you have a pleasant, efferves cent llthia-wate- r drink, which quickly relieves bladder trouble. Adv. Tendency of the Times. "Husband, we ought to do something to correct that child He la very med- I. ninninnrn UflMiltlD Harmless to Flush Kidneys and Neutralize Irritating Acids Splendid for the System. "Winn Main Street Building Everything New and First Class Work Courteous Trsatmsnt to all it , e . iMK' .p ?rV;u:'- |