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Show TUESDAY, AUGUST The Dragerton' Tribune, Dragerton, Utah Page 10 li. John Randolph and Henry Clay once had a quarrel in the senate at Washington. For several weeks they did not speak, when one day they met on Pennsylvania avenue. Each saw the other coming up the side walk which was very narrow at that particular point, and each was meditating as to how far he would turn out for the other to pass. As Randolph came up he looked the grand old Kentuckian straight in the eye and, keeping the sidewalk, hissed: I never By Bert Thomas WYLDE AND WOOLY WE COULD USE $10,000. LET'S f turn him over (TO SHERIFF BLANTON HOW ABOUT GOING T FOR A LITTLE WALK WITH US, FERDlE TS TO YOU GUYS! I M SURRENDERIN' TO THE SHERIFF, AND COLLECTIN' THAT REWARD kk MYSELF turn out for scoun- drels I always do, said Mr. Clay as he stepped politely out into the mud and let Randolph have the ! walk. , NOT FOR LOAN A By NICK PENN BESSIE By POSEN RIMIN' TIME ELEPHANT TRAINER NAMED FRED Made an elephant stand ON HIS HEAD; But the beast had his day. We are sorry to sa- y- He stood on oi' Fred's head INSTEAD' The railway coach was crowded and a none too well dressed little boy had taken a seat alongside a very haughty and fashionably dressed woman. The boy was sniffling in a very annoying manner. Finally the woman turned to the boy and asked: Have you got a handkerchief? "Yes," replied the boy, but I dont lend it to strangers. Foregone Conclusion You must avoid all Doctor: forms of excitement Patient: Can I look at them on the street? Smart Man Lawyer, reading clients last will and testament to circle of expectant And so, being of sound I mind, spent every cent I had before I died. relives: HAD ENOUGII By Charles Kuhn GRANDMA HI, BIG BOYJ HI, GRANDMA! rwWJ The lawyer was sitting at his desk, so absorbed in his work that he did not hear the door as it was pushed gently open, nor see the curly head that was thrust into his office. A little sob attracted his notice, and turning, he saw a face that was streaked with tears and told plainly that feelings had been hurt. Well, my little man, did you want to see me? Are you a lawyer? Yes. What do you want? and there was a resoI want lute ring in his voice I want a divorce frQm my papa and mam ma." |