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Show I.EIII FREE PRESS, LEHI. ITAII Mitchell Field Celebrates 30th Air Corps Birthday I .Liii 1.141. , ! . Si 1 m ;4?r VIA soft xt On the Alex Finds It Smooth Going! Funny Side I f ! III 5. i j Ii ........ "uW V fit J 1 i ps ft WRONG STOP The chief engineer and the master mechanic had spent the evening together. For obvious reasons, the master mechanic was a little hesitant about going home. "I'll tell you what to do if you don't want to disturb your wife," said the chief. "When you get in the house, undress at the foot of the stairs, fold your clothes neatly, then creep quietly up the steps to your own room." They met the next morning at the plant. "How did you get on?" asked the chief. "Rotten." replied the master mechanic. "I did just as you told me. I folded my clothes neatly. I crept Sergt. C. L. Birch took on the job of guide and informant for a group of youngsters who helped the quietly up the stairs. But when I army celebrate the thirtieth birthday of its air corps at Mitchell field in New York recently. The sergeant is reached the top it was the elevated showing the youngsters some of the tools used in air fighting, including a machine gun which shoots pictures station!" instead of bullets. It is used in air target practice, and its pictures show whether the gur.rer scored a hit or miss. takes rapid-firThe machine pictures, and the "gunner's" aim must fce just as accurate to get SHE'S ALL THE REST pictures as it is in actual aerial combat to score a direct hit. V I ' v 1 Barrel jumpers usually play safe with papier niache dummies. But Alex Hurd, Olympic record holder and jumping- star of the Sun Valley Ice Show at the New York World's Fair, shows his self confidence by leaping over steel drums full of Quaker State motor oil. Adv. - HOW' SEW ""sfe e gun-came- 4' line from A to B, and a curve from B to the lower right corner. Place the edge marked C on a fold of the goods. The diagonal ends are pleated and stitched into a band as at D. For the end pieces, cut paper 15 inches wide and 24 inches deep. E is 3 inches below the upper left corner. F is 9 inches in from the upper right corner. G is 6 inches down from the upper right corner. Finish the top as at II. sewTHe offer of the two ing books containing 96 HOW TO SEW articles that have not appeared in the paper will be withdrawn soon. At present you can get both books for the price of one; but don't delay; send 25 cents with name and address to Mrs. Spears, 210 S. Desplaines St., Chicago, 111., and both books will be sent by return mail, postpaid. Busy Londoners Find Time to Read Open Air Bible "It is said there are a thousand evils in the world and one of them is man." "Pray what are the others?" "Woman." 25-ce- nt Take His Chances! AN IMPORTANT speaker was The Browns were standing on the L scheduled, and the club rooms balcony of the seaside hotel, and were looking rather shabby. The committee reported hearing what the decorating the garden below that formal draperies would lend an air of distinction. The funds Mrs. Brown turned to her hus- wouldn't stretch and the commit band. "I think he's going to pro- tee wouldn't give up. Finally, ev pose and we shouldn't be listening ery cent was put into material Just whistle to warn him." Sewing machines hummed and should I?" asked Mr. here is a sketch of the miracle "Why to for at a moment rare are the pedestrians who fail least outside St. Paul': Brown. Busy though they may be, stop "Nobody whistled to warn that was wrought. Here also are church in London to read the Bible which lies open in a stand. Each day the Bible is turned to me." the dimensions that were used for a different page. Here is pictured a a porter, a page boy, and a mother and her child, atmaking patterns for the graceful tracted by the open volume. Eacn day uunM'Cas c people stop in front of the famous church, read for a Best Man valance sections which were fasfew moments, and go on about their duties. Many of the pedestrians admit that it's about the only time they An from obtained leave Irishman tened over rods with snaps. Bible. read the He rework to attend a wedding. For the looped section, cut paturned with two black eyes. per 18 inches deep and half as The foreman asked him what had wide as the window measured over the frame. From the upper Going My Way? happened. "When got there," replied the right corner to point A is half of Irishman, "I saw a fellow all the window width less two inches. dressed up like a peacock. 'An' Point B is 6 inches below the upwho are you?,' says I. 'I'm the best per left corner. Draw a diagonal man,' he says, an' begorra, he was, too!" couldn't help young couple were saying. in HOUSEHOLD glass-toppe- d window-cleane- ' QUESTIONS r, Scorches on Linen. To remove light scorches from linens, wet the stained area with cold water and expose it to the sun until the stain disappears. Children? Dictators Just Love Them 1 New Fish Story Game Warden Hey, you! Don't you know that the bass season isn't open yet? What are you doing with that big one on your string? Angler Why, you see he's been taking my bait all morning and 1 just tied him up until I get ready to go home. Labor-Savin- small closet A g. placed above the sink for holding dishwashing necessities is quite a g device. A rack may be made to hold the dish pan if the sink is too low. labor-savin- UICK Q UOTES SENSE OF HUMOR MlKUK is no danger of a dictator- liknir fl4 )i!n in lllia .... ... ...... .fftimfrv j ait ""O Americans retain tlu ir sense of humor. "Humor is a symbol of lilerty and freedom in a country where we. cun see the ridiculous side of politics. When there is a repression of laughter and witticism about political personages such as now exists in Kurope, the loss of other liberties is on the way." Dr. George E. Vincent, former president, liockejeller Foundation. Cleaning Garden Hands. Working in the garden makes the hands grimy and hard. About half a teaspoon of ordinary sugar, moistened and rubbed into the hands with a soapy lather will clean them and leave them beautiful and smooth. . HOPED HE WOULD IM h -- if. f MM-i- . 4.1 1 A baby donkey and a young vacationist strike up a friendship at Though grim "military necessity" causes Chancellor Adolf Hitler of Blackpool, England. The to bombof build Mussolini Benito and Premier huge Italy Germany, left, isn't quite strong enough to ing planes in order to wipe out cities and their populations, the two baby be earning his work, dictators never fail to show their love for children at least when they oats but will soonchildren over the "If I ever catch you with my girl by carrying of his one face a camera. Here Hitler playfully pats youthful supporters sand. I'll knock your block off!" again who was singled out for the honor during a special celebration in Berlin's "I hope you will." famous Olympic stadium. Mussolini proudly accepts a bouquet of flowers from a little Albanian child during his recent visit to Riccione. Laughing Cavalier Long Distance Calls He held her in his arms and gazed into h(r sweet blue eyes. U. S. "What would you do if I tried to kiss you?" he asked. "Yell fnr father," she replied. He M'r;ing away from her nervfour-legge- New Chinese Stamp Honors I Flag "Great Scott!" thought lie was in "That's right, he after year, America's is!" favorite ! "Get ready to die," said the foot pad, pr enting liis revolver. "I'm shoot you." '" asked his victim. "I've always said I'd shoot one who looked like me." "Do I look like you?" going "Wh 44 ti any- M the ready-to-ea- 1 ..fr cereal in largest-sellin- g t the worldl i'..s'i"r: "Yes." '1r it Flakes remain, year Pans!" Agreed W JXELLOGG'S toasted Corn "I cried. he soiled parts; rinse off the dirty soap and dry with a clean cloth. Cereals come andCereahqoli d ously. To Clean White Raincoat. Cut up two ounces of good yellow soap and boil it in a little water till dissolved, then let it cool a little and stir in half an ounce of powdered magnesia. Wash the raincoat with this, using a nail brush for the Copr. 1939 by Krllogj Company "Then shoot!" Old Query At a recent con test, amid the dust and heat and the roar of the motorcycle, a ven ior called: "Don't forget, we have pop on ice." Harold Bradley, Laguna Beach, "Wete's mom?" yelled some wag Calif., garage owner, was picked out m the crowd. hi An unprecedented compliment was paid the United Stales by China recently when a new stamp was issued to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence by the United States. The stamp bears the flags of China and the U. S. to symbolize the traditional friendship that has existed for so many years between the two nations. As far as is known, this is the first time that an independent nation has to signally honored the flag of another. on the street by Koy M. Kopp, di- rector of the Pageant of the Masters program to portray Franz Hals' famous picture, "Laughing Cavalier." This is how he appeared on the program, a vivid reproduction of the famous painting. Settled for Life "I'll nevet ask another worr at nrry me as long as live." What, refused again?" 'No accepted!" 1 u can depend on the special the merchants ot our town announce in the columns of this paper. They mean money to our readers. It always pays SPECIALS tosaving patronize the merchants who advertise. They are not afraid ot their merchandise or their prices. WATCH THE YOU |