wit and humor when la fit a pun unlike a pia when it his no point to it fast property st stjulien julian fust fast day the day of tho the race in life as in our bank accounts auy any draft is sure buro to bu be protested why cannot we solve the problem or of lifo life because we alt bare to give it up curly carly sott settlers lers at t a show MO are apt alit to got get reserve ideate on the frontier klo 0 regor news she bho detroit pee prest chinko kii a new way to pay old debts is in to tuko take the cash suit AD pay them coffee coal oo 00 drinking decoi not kill it is eating coffee coffaa alter after drinking something else also that lo breaks tt a man up an english authority suya says that an Afric ander is a I 1 kuronen Ku ropen of any nationality born iu in africa the place placa for or spies pekin the tha liest end the dividend sure hare to suck buck deed the calary Yon kors Gaz gazette atte A tall tali owl fowl a abang nigh high small talk a babas prattle pr attla A great ink convenience the pr printing press strauss A norwich bohomol boy when asked to define 11 lawsuit answered 11 the thing a policeman wears weara waterbury american Ameri mercenary marriages matr lages which result in divorce may lie be compared like lives positive money comparative matrimony superlative alimony boston post america haj had bettor better haul down the eagle from her coltof armmand and substitute the hog it ap that it at present the hog is our national bird it WAS a 0 boston urchin who when asked by hla his teacher to name thu the principal races of men mentioned the cu can mien mongolian Mong go sa aa you please deoland ado etc mother reading edl nir and every morning bed and evening E elijah lija h was waa led fed by the ravens who brought was him broad to eat lucy aged agail four and was wait the broad buttered mother look here boy said a stern galveston parent I 1 I 1 you are tolling me man a falsehood I 1 can road read it in your face 11 1 why pa ila you know you can t read worth I 1 u cent without your spectacles an publishes an article headed I 1 I 1 how to tell a mad dog wo we have nothing to toll a MRA mail dog that we cannot communicate by telephone or postal oard card republican jones a tailor suddenly alap clapped oil on the back by a customer lloyc sirl you youg nearly learly frightened me into a fit va customer well welli I 1 wish I 1 could frighten th ahli it 0 oat coat you yon mado me into a th lit A chap bring naked asked to explain the farad paradox OlOf ol 01 how bow it was wai possible form fora lazy ez Y man to wells attain so BO muck much education answered 1 I attain it I 1 j jant ant beard heardie it hero here and thero and ami was waa too lazy to forget WHAT tims IT waa we know a man no lie cross tiled that he be put his hia hand into another mans rocket and abstracted a watch ile he wanted to learn aha lima tho him it would bo a three kosro gate oily what sort bort of a subject are you going to p paint int on that immense immenga black cane va vaa 0 WM was asked of an impressionist 11 painter now how sir bir that is my greatest indeed what is it A picture of nothing in space wife of 0 an episcopal clergyman to her washwoman woman well bridget how did you yon like the sermon Berr non sunday 11 bridget it was beautiful I 1 like to go to that church charob its ita so ao nice to be BOO your hus husband baria curtseying curte eying around I 1 in n hl his abroad she had caught him coming out of a sample room and its as he wiped his bis mus mos caoba he hoped she bho was not offended 11 oh no she aae replied 11 not it at all excepting that in that room is a bar a nr bar to matrimony henry they now meet as strangers Ar arabella on her toe toes in a chair clutching convulsively at her skirts oh ob bridgell etl A a come and catch it icell bridget I 1 mum there it a no BO hurry it I 1 this one gets away I 1 c can in get plenty more for yo mum at a conflagration u u worthy citizen gazes with stupefaction ja on the tha steam alro engines well I 1 never he says aya with deliberation 11 I 1 never expected to bee criminal senseless waste bulnes ula etal I 1 the idea of warming the water before throwing it ou the flames n GlI hooly hired a pony the other day to take a little exercise on lie he got all the exercise cie he wanted slid and as he limped to the edge of the sidewalk dewalk Bi to rest real himself after taking do BO much ex elcine akina friend asked him what did you yoa come down so BO quick for w what hs t a did III icoria I 1 boue down so BO quick tor for did yon yea see sea anything up la in the air for me ma to hold on oil to news mn ezmay aa abbu an illustration of how tho the simple are used by politicians tho the following anecdote is interesting at a political meeting the speakers audau and and I 1 lance ienco were very much disturbed by a man who constantly called for or mr henry a new speaker 0 a ke r came on the stand this man I 1 bawled adf g a 0 out u tilam mr henry I 1 henry I 1 henryl henry I 1 I 1 eat call I 1 for or mr henry henrj III 1 after several interruptions of this ibis kind at each speed speech a young man ascended the platform and was noon air ilia his to in style when the arme man as before was heard bawling nt at the top of his bi voice mr henry I 1 henri I 1 henry I 1 I 1 call for mr henry to make a speech ill the chairman arcao and remarked that it would oblige the audience it the gentleman would retrain from further farther ili 6 forlifer forli for mr fir henry gentleman 11 i now speake ng 1 Is IB that mr henry said eaid the dis dia ol 01 the eliat cant be mr henry why thata the little fellow that told me to hol hollerl larl hm Himl zu 1 yon are charged with dran drunkenness kenness mali inid bin bi honor to a central station elation subject monday morning molding I 1 guess I 1 was have you any excuse 21 I 1 love have it wax was all on of family iii troubles tron blea what were those troubles lea 11 well air I 1 kindly allowed ray nay wife to earn two dollars dollan by washing and thoa then she aho whack up suell ingratitude me dis heartened me ma that ifer I 1 hew to drink to drown my sorrows fior rowa lie ile was given givan sixty ilaya days in which to recover liia his former cheerfulness IDe detroit rree free press