Show 11 H. Ma A ABT I 6 ASS KASS S tit BT 1 k BYRON WILLIAMS WILLIAM i r I t w Z Uncle Josh OOt 4 t I Well by hen look a a r 4 Uncle Jo Josh h completely transfixed J speechless points down street Look Look Look a a One o 0 them if I gol darned drays thet's run by Its own own l f Innards y I follow his gaze Down State street streett t an automobile truck is proceeding Jolt Jolt- M along the r rough ugh thoroughfare y Well I swan to goodness Look X at It Look out there mister You'll f run ron inter that omnibus anY an an an- Y y V Well by thunder hes he's stopped er eri i iF dead still Now she's goin agin Wait Walt a minute springing into th street while in his wake I hear Im Imri I. I ri i goin out that an ask that hat feller a few r about th critter t 1 I follow sadly Uncle Josh is no f fr joke to me There is a demonstration of course Then hen a blockade and sym symptoms tom of a panic I en n n I break through the crowd a policeman has Uncle by the collar He e k- k kr r I expostulates wildly You Jes jes' let me go if you know what's good fer ye I aint done no noth th thin in only ask that feller to stop his old choo-choo choo wagin t show me where the steam engine is Ye better better- Let him go officer I 1 suggest quietly Ill look after him Take th jay out t th rhubarbs an anset anset anset set a fire under him comments the 4 prote protector tor of our our civic peace as I 1 trundle trundle trun trun- dle dIe Uncle Josh into the maelstrom again Nervy Newy from Uncle with chagrin in is his voice I reckon I 1 better be gitY gittin git- git Y tin on home to Th city dont don't I seem t be no place fer Per a feller eller to ask t. t questions j I Th The following matter matter fact of tact adver adver- nt recently appeared In an English Eng Eng- lish publication bi a i 1 Wanted A Want A really t plain nU put but experienced e experienced eri and 1 d efficient tr gov governess governess 1 for r tr three e girls girl eldest sixteen six six- sixteen teen f Music rJ sic French French did and d German required re re- brilliancy y of conversation fascination of fm mannera and Mil symmetry of i form ci objected to toas as the f father is much at home and tl there ere a are are re grown up up s sons A Address Ma plater r etc c. c R The villain told the hero to do his worst whereat worst whereat t the audience arose Tae and left the theater en masse He was already bad ad enough to to suit the ticket holders e 1 s f. f f |