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Show :bc ll U THE WEEKLY REFLEX PAGE SIX THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE S Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young HE 3QE n B. Leonard. years secretary of the eign Missions of the .. in W copal Church, for hi from , extreme deafnegj noises, has so -- pis-tolee- fOl IB &4 . 0 hearing that heaa nary conversation, g,, to th and hear without difficulty sire and has proved a many people. w?te for bS the dust of vanished yesA. O. Leonard, Ifrc.. terdays we've just traveled the Fifth avenue, New Suit- Yorktj high ranges of (he earlier of the Pat Garrett First Woman to Fly fa itchy trigger finger; and John More Courageous Than Wesley Hardin, the Texas The first recorded airwoJL' turned scorpion ; and Words Without Music THE FEATHERHEADS TJ,IVslbltM)nn,CS Leonard, a soaTf ReKL Heroes of the Southwest 'ALLUP, N. M. Through 3DE 3QE . jiLM Ylimfed about B - . Invisible Ear IW li ftnim' B f Minuter1. Son lOTwtl O' 2 we !Wif rs preacher! boy Madame Tlbe, a native Doc Holliday, tha coughing dentist ' om France. with his nervons Hearing of the discount mannerism of the balloonist Fleurant shooting people; ed failures to obtain a at hi,J!?! and that babyish Ion for his flights, she teal volant king of all the him. This he dliM J accompany sawed-off little In a balloon called to the Kid, 4, 1784, klll-ar- s, Billy who smiled his diffident smile even as be blasted out a life for every one of the twenty - one Irvin 8. Cobb Years of his life,' not .counting, as he himself would say, "Mexicans and Injuns." We viewed the historic bullet pocks and their personal burying grounds, and we discovered Jnst n one survivor of those ancient dans a rancid octogenarian, of wearing the look about him where shamefaced sheep venerable, he sat with a gingham apron draping the withered flanka which once had supported his artillery, and he ehelllng peas by the kitchen door of his present - wifes boarding bouse, buck-toothe- STV1ATTER POP By That All That Saved the Guy! CM PAYNE . tave," which ascended at the presence of royalty. d Lr BOYS! GIRLSJ Bead the Grape Nuts ad la a column of this paper and leanD to Join the Dlszy Dean Wlnne, J Win valuable free prizes.-- .' - Matter Bacin Make thy recreation sem by business, lest thou be flare to thy recreation. Quark I- two-gu- IF YOU HAVE SEAL THEIR The Mail Must Go On Br S. L. KUNTLXY FLAVOR IN rc:lf Destructive Pests. THOUGH It weren't bad enough already with a Presidential campaign on this year, grasshoppers hare threatened growing things In the Midwest Jrne to their advance notices, locusts are popping out the eastern seaboard. In Onthe along tario 'a plague ef caterpillars covered the railroad tracks so thickly trains could not run on schedule. There Is no word yet from onr little sonthern friend, the boll weeMaybe vil, bnt news la expected. bea waiting for the cotton crops that we used to plant for the export trade when we had an cotton trade. The pine borer Is reported on the Job In the north woods. To date, oat here, we have only the regular resident pests. Including the white termite, the red ant and the mother who can prove her child la another Shirley Temple, if somebody would only listen. Of the we already have upwards of 80,000 and more arriving every day. Still, we cannot hope to escape. Presently the party who goes around taking straw votes on the election will start multiplying rapidly, and then professional California spellbinders will be binding. AS MESCAL IKE TO YOU WANT GOOD PRESERVES YOU HAVE. TO SEAL' THEIR DELICIOUS FLAVOR IN TIGHT, TW YOU HAVE TO .GENUINE IS PELS EDGE JAR KNCV THAT'S ALL THERE tS TO in 17-ye- ex-por- last-named- t . i g t i .t 't ' f i All-rou- nd By O. JACOBSSON Varnishing Job : i - I 1 Ebge o I'e-K- RUBBERS ffclri wp Wherever it la however broken surface-freel- y IN apply soothing What Makes News. OME gentleman who mnst work at the post office because, seem- ingly, stamps don't mean a thing In the world to him, keeps taking Issue with me for saying the reason why successful newspapers feature sensations above news of art and science and literature. Is not through any desire to pander morbid or vulgar tastes, but because the average publisher, being a smart merchandiser, puts such wares In his shop window, which Is his front page, as are calculated to catch the eye and win the trade ef the general public." My correspondent demands an answer. All right, leta make it a DOLLARS & Suppose, mister, that tomorrow, through the town where you live, passes a train bearing a distinguished savant who has made some great discovery say, the cause and cure of botts and on another train there Is a lady who, -- after. a. spectacular-murd- er trial, been has Jnst triumphantly acquit ted on the ground of self defense for shooting a gentleman friend eight or nine times In the back. Which one of these two travelers will draw the biggest crowd down to the station? And, brother, which train will you meet? HEALTH The successful person is a healthy son. Don't let yourself be UaEa, by sick headaches, a sluggish eonfiaAj Stomach algna of nerves and other ding, .1 over-acidit- y. 1 parable: . s , ?), v- so-call- ADAMSONS ADVENTURES An . , SUITED SIITES RUBBER tllrilf he. 'triMSM ,t7N iMinf, m Tut. X T, Ina Gl ... fj taffy-haire- d ( Up- - and Down- The old lady from the country No, sir," she protested vigorously. exclaimed to the bell boy, I wont take this dinky. little room! If you think " Oct In, maam," Interrupted the boy in a disgusted tone, "get In! This aint your room. This Is the elevator P Or Hi- - Only Pah Wife (speaking of her husbands coming retirement) Yes, my husband has burned hlsbrtdgesbchtnd" him. Dear Old Thing (slightly deaf)-- Oh, but how very annoying. I o hopq they were not his best pair. I, kj Cmoidt- -J HELPING TO PAOC Na Frthtmk By CLUYAS WILLIAMS la Besides being a grand jerson and' a .senator, hea one of the, last of the real southern the kind that can make a song of a syllable and turn any reasonably" long word Into an anthem. And does he come from the place where the true faith prevails? The majority stabilised Just as soon as we got a lot of to quit voting for Jeff Daria. We weaned them on W. J. Bryan. Ours la probably the only congressional district la the Union that sever has gene Republican, although, when A1 Smith ran. It had a comparative clone call from going Baptist. IRVIN 8. 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