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Show aidU-dpoFNEi A Goodly Grist of Interesting Happenings Aroi ni the Territory Tersely Gotten Up. TINELX POINTED PARAGRAPHS. The Broad Sweep of the Exohange Editor's Argus Ees Takes in the J Circle of States for News. Wheat is 5(1 cents a biiHhel at Heaver city. Everybody who isn't sick at Kichfield Is leeliii' "pretty bud." . It may safely be said that polities iu Ogdeu gather no muss. The Dgden Union will now lay oft its other "cuse" as the election is over. : It almost looks as though the "Oiti-Kens" "Oiti-Kens" could say, "we are the people." 'Tatty Hosy" was considered just too cute for anything by the Ogden people. peo-ple. ' i A wife-beater nod Ho .opening of a " 11 ay 2itiJT'tat'')g t'lu II in I'rovo who i prayer in four Xo be established Kii considered by the superstitious super-stitious of Ogden to be a much more lucky number than thirteen. One thousaud one hundred dollars worth of people attended the "Ole Oleson" performance at Ogden. The reason the Heaver I'tonian uses cm dashes to indent paragraphs is be- cause of a scarcity of em ipiads. The Logan Journal has purchased the Agriculturalist and the editor of the Journal has potatoes now at every meal. The "La grippe" in Ogden has tackled" everything in sight, with tho possible exception of the Standard's election rooster. The I'rovo . Enquirer speaks o' its contemporary, the Tress, as "our serai-weakly serai-weakly co-teni." That is the most un-kindest un-kindest cut of all. The Ogden Standard is satislied with the result of the recent election. There J sro )eriotls when straws are grasped for as eagerly as lows. Utah county is making an effort to liold a fair. It is a standing fact that Utah county has more of the fair than any county in. the territory. Homo talent at Igdeu produced "The Dead Witness." It was tho unanimous verdict by those who attended the performance per-formance that it was sacroligious to so badiy mangle the dead. "Annie Kooney" has just struck Ogdeu Og-deu and the members nt tiie city council coun-cil are taking steps to have the Fourth . tvard brass band include the popular air among their selections. The city directory hint has been placed in the I'rovo postoiiieo is attracting attract-ing much local interest. Every taxpayer tax-payer in the town has examined it to Bee if his name was correctly spelled. .James Hansen was torn from the impressive im-pressive and superilous bosom of his family at brigham this week by I'nited States deputy marshals. Five disconsolate discon-solate temporary widjws bemoan their fate. The I'rovo Enquirer heads a boom article "Railroads In the Air." Now. if they can be pulled down to terra lirnia the Enquirer will have occasion to increase its advertising rates ouco every other uiotiih at least. The I'rovo Press is a model newspaper, news-paper, from a typographical standpoint. stand-point. It is just siich a paper that one would expect from men schooled in the newspaper business in the Central Branch country in the old Sunflower state. Prrvo is excited over the attempt of a Dutch night watchman to shoot an Irish tramp. The only severe damajre sustained lroni tho occurrence was a violent fracture of the Knglish language when the German endeavored to ex-pliiin ex-pliiin the matter to the judge. A strange hallucination has taken hold of a man named Hansen at I'rovo. Ho imagines he is demented and has au almost uncontrollable desire to strangle his wife and children. Last Wednesday Hanson gave himself up to tho sheriff. It is thought the unfortunate unfortu-nate individual had been studying the political situation of Utah. . |