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Show PUBLISH ALU CLUNDEft AT TIMES. Occasional Mitatep No Causo Lifelong Resret. Has It ever oecBTrH to you that ft may be a portion of your pa.it on of life to make mistake wad appear ridlculoiu in Uie eyes of I your fellow men' Ouce iu awhile, for purpost'3 lou MOntt for you to l'atlioiu, some one must play the fool. In order that the procession of numbers may move off right and the climax appear as was Intended by the groat master of e motile, whose name ig Destiny. Don't mind too much, then, your failures and mistakes and foolishnesses. All men have known such moments of humiliation. The wisest and must notable were never wise and Debts at all times. What right have you to expect always to Rhine In the eyes of others to play always a heroic and applauded prat? It is part of your relations with men that you should at times appear in a foolish and Ignominious cast. Accept it all as a portion of life, and your actions will take their right place in perspective, leaving no bitterness or remorse or humiliation. LAND IN KOREA. P PAPERS Cole Banking Company, One hundred and eighty-fivmonth ly and one hundred and geveuty-iiluweekly journals In the United States and Canada are devoted exclusively to the advocacy of trade unionism, say a writer iu The World These 361 publications, which num ber does not include socialist periodicals, reach a not inconsiderable portion of the laboring community and Xerclse an influence in it which is little suspected. There are in North America approximately L'.oOO.OOo working people organized into trades unions, and each of them receives the official organ of the craft to which he or she belongs and usually one or two other laboi pajerts. Hut the pre tiffs of these journals extends beyond the enrolled membership of established organizations. They number among their subscribers many sympathisers ami Workmen; they are U a ON the tables of reading rooms all over the and for every subscriber Country, there are probably two readers. It is no exaggeration to say that they reach 5,00t),i)0i) readers, perhaps half as many more. MAIN STREET, TRBMONTON, To-da- (late, b still Successor to J ('. D HEADQUARTERS or BUYING IPTOPT FTr) LABOR In the United State, and Canada Reach a Wide Circle of Readers. for O 364 D For Hats, Caps, Shoes ami Rubber Goods, and Gouts' Furnishings. 0 Will also carry a complete line of STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES II Prices. which will be sold at non-unio- I am Making a Special Drive on HATS, GLOVES & SHOES. 0 O incss Tranracticn Into Which Tact Enters Largely. "READING MAKETH Corinne, Utah. Personal Responsibility, 50,000. Accounts and Correspondence Solicited. All business with us w ill receive prompt and careful attention. Paid up Capital $10,000. Interest paid on time deposits. Evil of Eeliaving in Signs. A man who saw the moon over his right shoulder and was feeling pretty safo for the month began the next day by falling over the railing of the back porch with a pan of ashes in his hand. There was just ice enough on the porch to throw him against the railing, which was just high enough to give him the necessary tip and the law of gravitation and the ashes did the rest. The neighbor who saw him alight said it resembled the firing of some old Fourth of July cannon loaded with the smoky powder and charged with ashpan, grief and profanity. The man cussed everything from, the new moon to breakfast. That's what you get for believing in signs. And yet you can not tell from the context of the stor whether or not the man was trying to empty his ashes on a Friday. That might explain something. ..Minneapolis Journal. NftH's Acid from Air. Bit Yvilliaui Crookes has discovered how to get nitric acid from the air, tint the discovery has long been looked for. "I have before me," writes correspondent of the London Chronicle, "a manual of chemistry in which I find a eulogy of nitrogen and its compounds, such as nitric acid and the compound ammonias. 'Whoever,' says the inspired chemist, 'succeeds iu producing those bodies in abundance from the nitrogen of the Atmosphere without the use of organic materials will not only amass a princely fortune but must rank as one of the greatest benefactors of the human race, inasmuch as such a discovery would open up an almost infinite supply of matter for the fertilization the land.' " Her Premonition. "Clarlbel," called out the gontleman in a loud, rasping, and emphatic voice from tho head of the staircase at 11:10 p. m.. "you tell that sallow-faced- , spider-leggefeller in the parlor there to take his hat and walk off; and ff ever he comes here again I'll kick him right through his necktie!" "Alfred," murmured the young woman, pensively, "something seems to tell me we'd better part." Stray Stories. Skkvicks. 'reaching every alternate Smid iv l fO lid n tIiim l p. m. 3:00 a p. reaching Evening SicnvicEs .11 rntBiiiwM at T:0 p- m. services at the Methodist church on are invited. I . j j It. h. OTI.l'IN, Pastor, j i Baptist. j wheat per bu. Oats per 100 lbs. Fesd barley per 100 lbs Brewers barley Beef cattle per lb. Pork dressed .Hu v ail Butter per lb. .95 .21-- .051-- 2 .2C&.25 .15 .08 per doz. Ejfgs Preaehin. Kyicnino Preaching Prayer Meeting 2 .071-- 2 Chickens A M 12:00AM Potatoes per 100 .80 tfiCUVICES: 7:30 PM Wednesday MADE night at 7:30. All Services are held in the liaptist hiireb. You an.' cordially invited. A. II. Suattccic, Pastor. German Evangelical Congregation. in the baptist We will held services Church the' eoming Sunday at 2 P. M. All arc invited to attend. Theodore Wools; Pastor. ORDER SUITS TO EXPERIENCED Rock, Brick CBi Cement Block WORKMAN. will sell the famous Chicago Garden City TavlorinpCo Suits, cheaper than you i can ioil y else. wni ere. K Deweyville, Utah. An Iowa man tells of an incident in connection with an exposition held in the state, whereat one of the attractions was the Indian department, where the red men dwelt in their tepees and mimicked their own history in dances and mock tights. After one of these exhibitions by the Indians a Boston girl undertook to talk to a Lawyer, County Attorney. Practices in all the Courts. Office : Cocht House, Brigham, Utah. Both Phones. P. O, Box 872. young Indian brave. "Heap much light." she said. The red man smiled grimly, drew his blanket closer about his stalwart form and replied: "Yes. this Is, indeed, a great exposition. We flatter ourselves that our portion of the entertainment is by no means the least attractive here. May I presume to ask who it is that I have the honor to address?" The Boston girl had been talking to a Carlisle graduate. S. F. CHRISTENSEN fj SUSS 3 Haaas xO s iSsraSI Ssj&M (ft 5. ?S2 A A AOk Hart ca. Nebeker Lawyers Suite 5 and C Poets' Poor Pay. Milton's "Paiadise Lost" has Its importance in the history of publishing ;is well as of poetry. We are indignant at the miserable reward which the author received for his work, two payments of five pounds each and one of eight pounds (paid to his widow), making a total of a: 18 in all for the most famous poem in the English lan guage. But what previous English poem had been made the subject of a formal legal agreement, providing for payments on the publication of each of the first four editions'.' What English IS by a poet had previously earned poem, not by a dole from a patron or a gift, of a sinecure, but as a matter of business from a publisher? Commercial Block Utah. I.ogau Phone 70. P, 0. Box AMERICAN OF 54 Y0EMA I Bear Kiver Valley Homestead Nof39 meets the 2nd and 4th Saturday evening of each month at 9 p. m., in the Fraternal Hall, Tremontou. M. B. Hart Foreman film tLJ EYES TESTED FREE With L.C. Christenscn and Sons Brigham City, Utah. BROTHERHOOD if 2 !?" Of! Ajj T BR Scientific Optician jpfi CP iS L E. P. Burns Correspondent. Carpet Weaver I have a new loom Q V9IP W VI m snd Pope Not a Medicine Taker. The pope has appointed a man as his doctor whom he li!:es because he is and not a tyrant." The doctor will have an old fashioned patient, as little regardful of professional wisdom us the great duchess of Marlborough, who got better simply to confound the physiclsn who predicted her speedy dissolution. Wh'Mi his gout was so bad ull manner of remedies, pills, liniment! and medicines were prescribed for hie holiness. And he haR told the world what he did with them. "I arrange (he bottles and li!I boxes before me ami after looking at them I say to myself: These are the things which I ought to lake.' But the Idea of actually taking them produces such an effei upon me '.hat I feel us If had been cut ed." left at the Tremont Times office WW be promptly attended to. MRS THOMAS LAWS. Thatcher, Utah. i I ii W ii sssn 2 HgngtaUU S3MgH fgjBL ii ii S)l SiiBvfrsBMggW Couaht, Colas. Croup, Whooping Cough, Etc. HflffffV H 1 V fl N. ( GALPIN HAS. McCLURE. McCLURE, DEALERS IN- - Wines, Liquors, Cigars, Etc. Main St., Near Railroad Station, TREMONTON. UTAH. i ind SALE STABLE LIVERY FEED Main Street, Tremonton. Good Rigs and Careful Drivers furnished at any time at reasonable rates. Will Buy, Sell or Exchange Driving or Your Work Horses. All stock guaranteed as represented. W, T. HUDSON, Proprietor. patronage solicited. PEARL SALOON Choice Wines, Liquor and Cigars. Pool and BiHards A. B. Manausa Proprietor. Garland, II Hill 'n f. TBrT'B-- I II - Utah. III Do You Use a Phone? If not, you are missing one of the necessities of modern life. LET US SHOW YOU. am to',do the best of weaving. in Bring your work. Auy work Ml AHfr, GALPl Astonished Fair Bostonian. B. C. CALL, All work guaranteed Tjemonton, Utah. Cisterns a specialty RICHARD SCHWAB, . by tilled waters, flashy things. Reading maketh a full man. conference a ready man, and writing an exact man; and. therefore, if a man write little, he had need of a great memory, if he confer little, he had need of a present wit; and if he read little, he had need have much cunning, to seem to know that he doth not. Francis Bacon. I M. T. RICHARDS and Advice Delivered Francis Bacon. Crafty men contemn studies, simple meu admire them, and wise men use them; for they teach not their own use; but that is a wisdom without them, and above them, won by observation. Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for srant ed, nor to rind talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider. Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some tew to be chewed and digested; that Is, some hooks are to be read only in parts; others to be read, but not curiously; and orae few to be read wholly, and with diligence and attention. Some books also may be read by deputy, and extracts made of them by others; hut that would be only in the less important argument and the meaner sort of books; else distilled books are. like common dis- .55 1.25 .90 i, x yJi iv Mouning Suitv icks: 11:00 isundav School long-haire- Likeness So Natural. Grandfather's At a gathering of artists once several of the older ones got together and began telling of the marvelous masterpieces they had produced in their days. When everything had quieted down a bit an old man over In the "Yes, I corner was heard to remark: once painted a likeness of my grandfather, and It was so natural that I had to take It. down twice a week and Library. gjiave it. Corrected Weekly By Wyatt Bros Methodist. B Common Sense and the Play. There are many plays in which if the character exercised a little common sense or asked an obvious question, the Complications would be straightened out and the play would Suddenly stop long before it reached Its destined end. Edward E. Rose, the playwright, best known for his dramatizations, was discussing with a friend a play Of this type. "Why doesn't the heroine ask the hero such and such a question at the end of the second act?" the friend asked. "Because," Mr. Hose replied, "if she did she'd be disThe Reader. charged."- TREMONTON MARKETS Church Directory A Wisdom Cashier. MAN." FULL ORMSOX, President. V Land buying in Korea is a process which calls for both time and patience. A Japanese investigator who has been making inquiries on the subject has found t h it the price at which land may be procured differs greatly with the skill of the purchaser. Any hasty attempt to buy hurts the feeling3 of the owner, and creates opposition. The best plan is to select the district on which o::e's fancy rests, and either settle quietly down there or send an aent to do so instead, letting it be knovii in a general sort of way that one is disposed to buy. Then the Koreans, who class transactions in laud in the same category with the sale or purchase of movable chattels that is to say, as a mere means of procuring or spending money will of themselves come and offer to sell. Then, by the exercise of a little a considerable tract may be very cheaply acquired in a few years. D. R. S. X. COLE, BEAR RIVER TELEPHONE COMPANY, SOMMER. JOHN O. S. L. M Utah. Manager, Tremonton, TIME TABLE. LLAD VALLEY BRANCH, DEPART' AUIMVi: NO No. 34. No. No. II H -- 9 2 3 at I $ Is A. M. V. M. 'I Hi A: u :ki 4::m 1 No Opiates, Conforms t' National Pura Food and MM I" wid TR A D- - M A RKS promptly all eountnem, or no fw. Ve obtain PATE NTS thoin adveruae our at PAY. ihuruUjfLlj, THAT eifnHC, and oelp ym to Kuccuaa. Hend mridfl. photo or hUclch for FREE rriwtrt M ypara' practice. on pa'entahilttT. SURFor fire Oakio PASSING REFERENCES. Bonk on Profltntilc Putenlj write to S03B05 Suvonth Street, WASHINGTON, D. C. in? am Druj riTiTlTfl HAS,SJ I I Law, The beaiiiiiui lending lady was In deep dlstn "In spite of all I can do." sh- sobbed, I have I list I am going slal lost my diamonds, I have lost my P'MrU, my three husbands by divorce, my imported bull dog and my atitomo-- I bile. Now, Is there anything else I ean lose that will once more bring tne before the limelight?" The manag":- ihrugged big shoulders. "Yes." he replied, coldly, "lose your how to Ar affeetstlon and - K'JrJI ml g U f'-a- r V1.WJ All coach syrups containing opiates constipate tbe bowels. Bee's Laj.mvj Cough Syrup moves the bowels aad codUibu no opiate. For Sale By Tremont Mercantile Co. PIHEULES A. M. Main Point. for the Kidneys 30 DA VS' TREATMENT FOR ft. 00 ' n M. OofWM r,:'M e m WaokafM BvtM M 10:7 HoDltA gJi !:14 10 ST lo 19 10 M ; Central TREMONTOU H M t-- ;gj 7:117 11:!W 11 lli 13:01 i 00 MgfcM f,:H 10:10 10:31 I P. OarUuH Ktvrrxirlo rMdiag 7 Hi 7:-- rivmoiitii N) 7.H trin '.1:01 Ml 8:46 s4i S2.'! I4i 1.11 71-- p. 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