Show SLANDERS ON CHICAGO WOMEN There is a women in Connecticut who wears a No 9 shoe She could go to Chicago Chi-cago and be a queen if she felt so disposed dis-posed It will be a lamentable sight in another world to see the straight and narrow path blocked up by a few Chicago girls Out west it is proper tospeak of a party as a great occasion but the ladies look offended if you say anything about a big feat A Chicago humbug has cleared thousands thou-sands of dollars by advertising How every lady can make her feet small j enough to wear a No2 shoe j The first telephone message between New York and Chicago related to the size of a Chicago girls feet Not such a big telephonic feet after all Chicago makes more pickles than any other city in the union Nothing however how-ever is said about the manufacture of sauerkraut there and yet for pressing it down there could be no weight superior to a Chicago girls foot A Chicago girl falls down like any other girl butthe results of the fall are more serious Just as a Chicago girl was looking look-ing at a man in the street she sat down behind her feet and the street was blockaded for two hours till she could be righted and her pedal extremities got out of the way Buckle my shoe Egbert dear said a Chicago belle to her nearsighted fiance Egbert went down on his knee like a true knight but as he had lost his eyeglasses eye-glasses his vision was a little uncertain Is this your foot darling he inquired in-quired You bet she said Aw pawdon 11 thought it was the lounge Egbert is now disengaged |