BARBS By Tom TO Sims Wedo W o e vo read so much news about the north pole we wo got cot mad be- be because be because cause causo the cook didn't have hav blubber ber and gumdrops for dinner On second thought perhaps these fellows going to the north polo are looking for a place to park With ud kl and chowski fighting around Warsaw arsaw It looks like a hard summer eummer on our alphabet The British strike cost 5 00 an hour On each amount you could support an old automobile 1 A man roan In Chicago Chicago hit a D police police- policeman policeman man on the th nose none but we all cant can't live lI In Chicago People who live In spring suits should not eat cat ice cream cones I Workings Working's so much trouble Wish Ish the tho boss would hurry up and go eo away for our vacation Next to money the hardest thing thin to keep Is a secret It If you knew the fa facts ts you could convict almost anyone of beIng craz crazy g l Is li always more exciting than catching It It I Wish someone would find a substitute for tor money Copyright 1920 NEA Service I Inc