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Show CAMPUS CRIER PAGE 2 Campus Grier Published by The Associated Students of Westminster College, on 3rd Tuesday of each month during the scholastic year. Intercollegiate Press Member EDITORIAL STAFF Editor Jack Harmston Associate Editor Mary Langer Business Manager Leola Jorgensen Melba Egbert Assistant Business Manager News Reporters Rae Rhodes, Nancy Stoller, Margaret Scott, Joan TenEyck, Wilma Gould, Bill Hannifin, Gerry Glanville, Bob Jones. Sports Reporters Byron Burmester, Herb Dunn, and Howard Richardson. Photographers Bob Snethen and Barry Wright. Editorial LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN Cooperation. It. can make or break any undertaking and it applies to each one of us. Strange, ihow unimportant we think we are when a committee assignment is made. There will be lots of people to do the work so they couldnt possibly need me. With nearly all of the committee members taking this attitude, the project ends up being done by two or three people, or it doesnt get done. There has been some extended gripping about the lack of social events during the last semester. But the blame for this lies on the shoulders of all of us. Affairs were suggested and some even planned by the student council and the social affairs committee but neither group was able to find a student organization that was willing to sponsor it. Weve just started a new semester and there is plenty of fun planned for all. So lets turn over a new leaf and get behind these student activities. 28 Make Stevenson Richard; Garrison, John; Gibson, Hurd, Jack; Kemp, John; Klapakis, Virginia; Langer, Mary; Lubeck, Ralph; Mer-ten- s, Shirley; Montague, Gene; Nacenta, Pearl; Rhodes, Rae; Richardson, Howard; Schumacher, Gene; Steele, David; Tisdel Kenneth; Warr, Ruby; Moressey, Jim; Stoller, Nancy Jane. The following students taining an average of better first semester: at- 2.50 or Anderson, Lincoln; Berrett Charles; Biddle, Betty; Bough ton, Bob: Bridenbaugh, Mary; Burmester, Byron; Paul; Draper, Ray; Eliopulus, Alex; Egbert, Melba; Erickson, Cotro-Mane- s, Camille; FROM VHERE I SIT Stumble, Fumble And Fall Spring has arrived (we hope!. At least we havent had snow (well not so much) for the past two weeks. Looks like the Science building is going to be put up after all after ail you guys who said, Igotta see it first." Well, take a good look, but don't go giving any free tips to the builders. Four weeks of this semester have flown, and its about time for pink slips. To you kids new this semester thats a notice from a Deans office that says Quit your foolin around, bub, and get to work, or you wont be around very long to do any more foolin. After listening to Come to the Mardi-Gra- s the last week in Febrtiary, I suppose well be hearing Come to the Fair all next week. Hear tell the W Club is planning a fair. Did you se the snappy outfits the Magna team had on the other night! Better look into that. Isnt there a rule or something against a team being dressed alike or wearing outfits? At least its different. Whats happened to all the enthusiasm over the intermurals, seems only the players have any left. You know there must be something to this getting snowed in over in Wyoming. Just ask Shirley and Lincoln and watch their smiles. What gives anyhow? We had snow in Utah, too. How about a Didja hear or didja know to finish this off. I cant think of any. The Westminster College Parsons brought their 194849 casaba season to finish by dropping a hotly contested game to the CarThe first half bon Eagles of the encounter was a slow moving affair with the Parsons controlling the ball in an attempt to draw Carbon out of a tight zonedefense. As the horn sounded, ending the first half, Continued on Page 4 Westminster in the past 74 years was advanced from a primary school to a four-yecollege, and finally a marriage and family relations bureau. Monthly do our students marry amongst themselves, but their unions seem to be particularly blessed with a prolific production of progeny. While this situation in general is to be applauded (statistics show college people usually dont have large enough families), we must cite, to our comtemporary undergraduates, the gravity of the situation as it exists today. Many a promising bachelor has had his career terminated (sometimes fatally) in midstride by stepping into the shadow of The Marriage Bureau. Our purpose here is not to censure the social intercourse inamong students (of a foreto but merely stitution), warn them of the imminent connubial aspects that these relationships may assume. Examination of past cases (and current one fast approaching maturity) lend support to our contentions. 33-3- 2. ,fftl rrilfciriii Paramount s Milk Depot tiimiiiiniimiiiiiiiiminiiiiHmiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMimiiiiiiiimniiiiiiiiiin 1 ar co-e- d Many of these present cases may be viewed daily in the student lounge, ranging from a unrequited love, to advanced cases of (this is accomplished by staring intently into the partners eyes). Some of the manifestations of this last malady should prove especially interesting to art students as many of the facial expressions strongly resemble a coolie dying of dysentery (or rabies etc.). A closing word of caution, remember ladies, no matter how great your love for some men may be, they are capable ." of a much greater Glauville. soul-gayi- ng self-love- 1 SURPLUS Portable Microscopes We offer a limited quantity of surplus portable croscopes for sale. 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