: "Mail ;f t ; ) Money fy-Air. '.Sew testimony .to the mIq, tfjbe iijpiail service.comes frorri the banks, which air hnss.o transfer checks ' ' from, one city to "another. Figrura on s&ving iii time gain'etl by seriding'jthe checks by ait 'mail instead of by train' prevents vast sums of money from lying idle for ttt'd days;' as was case, and .saves for the'bhmcs trie" Interest ;)f 'these' sums'.', Since th& first of April, it. has li'etn' found' tha't bjinksusing this division of because Jhe air mail have saved,' on an, average, $244 per day .. of the air mail. : The air mail is rapidly' making' itself 'important1 fn our , .'"-- ; -- dally "cbmmercTaT fife, it is a safe bttf do so iri even greater measure. i" that It ' 1' "'6 7T.... By Williams I -- . - Nice Baby: (Hill Billy's views, in his daily stories, are his own. They do not, necessarily coincide with,those of this newspaper. EDITOR.) By HILL BILLY . I come from town; I sit me down beneath a tree by the trailside V I fill the dudeen and from the tobacco bag a .lordly earwig' ambles; gently I brush the little urban visitor off and wish him well; yet there was a time when I would have squashed that earwig. i. v j ' years ago, these town bugologista had me all, worried over --ear-. I w- ' . j "V - wigst.Jlke every other urban sheep I .soatterea.poi. V son; I fretted lest, I bring earwigs out tP the hills, i, I and when I found that J had! brought, pumbers Jn . I , - SCIENCE '.TiS..llAM.1 th-e- Btau 1 -- : noble--citie- s -- 't'w ' JLochinvars Still Live phere Mr. Lewis and his fellowwriters reside . ,. ,. "J Never say that the age cf Lochinvars is over. and we have been downright " A Kansas City youth had a iff wi1;h his lady love. They lonely In 'em and sought for some fparki of human, kindness for a parted, and she began td accept" the attentions of another stranger within the gates lt . , young manThe; first lover brooded; then he began to act. , but protfably most of the people saw erstwhile his .he street until down were home at .the He drove reading about how -y were and so we sweetie in a carwith his' rival."! Crowding the other car to ,m.t r the curb, he got out, brandishing a jack' handle, overawed his stayed, lonely rival and forced the girl to get into his own' car. ; Then he Well we get pretty doggoned ' ' ' ' bored by reading the continual jumped in and sped away with her. of literary pieces makey-arew ; ana As they rock?, tney xaiicea up procession presently out that you're not civilized unof a minister's house. License in hand, the Kansas ing less, you have ten suits and three '.---.i Cife' Lochinvar'led his lady in; in a short time they came out, town cars can like talk .about bthef were and Hamlet and any and than laughing ' talking' wife.'They and so forth omelette V ., , conventional ' newlyweds. morp AND, LISTEN: Some day the ;The day of, romantic courtships, it would seem,"' is' still' novelist will wake up and discover that the folks they write with us. r about don I mean anything or do anythin g and that people reading about . bulle- them don't say much .The American Nature Association; in a just-issue- d but just laugh. of our autumn landout that the . -- r . - -m- In-fror- 7 :f Gbldehrod Exonerated . MT.orr. PROVO-GATIONS- ;.; . ""Where Was the Tlrst Apple Week celebrated? .Tbat'a right; the .little boy In the back - row has the answers In the Garden of Eden. Go to the head of the class, Willie, i v - " . l .. The genial features of Herbie Hoover were seen , at our deppo Herb was coming from Sunday. some place back east where he used to say he lived, to some place out in the Golden West where he says he now lives." , . i Ye scribe Is Informed that rumor hath it that Herb Hoover has applied for a position In Washington, ' iuijlO CL i- - v - He rible. - ? ' ,. ;. ,f . u oven solid! , k ... Gene Kelley. ,t y , - I viniuiKiici - 1 operas Family Fireside -Fun - We take great pleasure In pre. '."I senting the above ofr the of of the landing Graf Zeppelin-(oPhotograph Tunney shows the mebbe it Is Al Smith laying a cor-n- heavyweight champ wearing spats. stone at Spinach, N. J.) The That loud noise you just heard offloe boy got the captions mixed, was John L. Sullivan turning over and anyway, the photographer fail- In his grave." ' . . .. , ed to press the button when taking f ' X ..the- picture. vArt"Shannon. telo-pho- to . ...III muimg tlons Immediately after the Thanksgiving game, and expects that the dirt will assay 15 gold teeth pay to the sou are yard. -- pat ia i.ino l rose, ok C L., - Mrs. W. iS . Vow ni waahlng machm tobroad- caatlnc, the radio set is tfill af soapsuds, the FrUrtd- alre la red . hot Mid Umt roast I "Now, .. . Bobbie, tell us when ia the harvest aeaaon?". "From November to .... T , March, . teacher."'...'-''- ' or Dear Provocation: I have, Just read where Andrew Mellon is the second richest man In the world, That man Ceflalhly hasn't any reason to be Mellancholy, has he? t "Why, Bobble, I am surprised" that you should name such barren -- months. . Who told you they were the harvest season?" "Dad he's a plumber.f - -- , Quite a crowd was down to see the train come in Sunday at 11:30 a. m. Air. Hoover .made a law re marks and then the .train went on. Doc Loveless was down, to the dep- - - win, jt r-Cs- of endorsements- on his 'application. Some of his endorsers, however, didn't, feel very well over it. He will know tonight or Wednesday morning, whether or not he will get the jdb. It seems there Is another fellow out after the same thing. Herbert says that he isn't wo'rried over the outcome; that the Go other fellow hasn't a look-ito It, say we, and may the best man Pj. .... minute, ago, I must hare got th wire crossed. few LOCAL NEWS a .. - . . I CANDIDATE FOB THE POI- -I son ryv cxub HORRORS. OF MODERN (Copyright,' 1928) ... I The cook who invented bread - SCIENCE Howdy, folks! Last week , L pudding.. was Apple Week and all the Dear. Provjeoattoar. Tm sil ls r campaign orators celebrated by , flutter.: What hU I dot My 4e 4e sfc nd out Is the trifled. horn applesauce. dishing compMflx lPICTOBIAL NEWS SECTION ?N s(e when I started my bouse work a W goldenrod, pride tin, points Mr. Hoova claims to be a patrio LEGAL TERMS .. tic son of the Gol Dara West f scapes, is a much maligned flower. po Sunday. 'Doc also spoke a few v nation-wid- e went on. "Hey, Pop, what'a the difference out where men words and then-hand the. a association now the conducting .Right sun always shine, exnept- when and bigamy?" vote to find out what particular bloom Americans', would like between alimony I tttAi-It l Is ftipfrvltiar a Yi. "Alimony keeping a woman Slga In Cigar Stores to have for their national flower. A number of "people are apart." t get the people out there to ..help V as one man, "And bigamy?" him leave and go back east where NO CHECKS CASHED voting for goldenrod ; but the hay fever sufferers, ' ' "Bigamy Is keeping .two women there la nothing but fog. How can NOT EVEN, THE GOOD ONES 'I" to sneeze and protest. ;1 "' are rising ' : you do it, Herbert? apart." Judge.. This, says the association, is aW wrong. The 'goldenrod does'1 not cause or aggravate hay fever. The real villain is the '"There is Substitute for Experience' ' ; ...- ragweed. Goldenrod is innocent. This is interestinir and welcome news.' rew country lights are' much more charming than a 'field of goldenrod. e can enjoy that beauty a lot more .if we donTt have to mar ii conceals a qsi m poieimai Hiieva. . ... - . . . Once upon a time" we got stuck in a small town one of the small towns that Mr. Lewis and his young associates hate so thproly i.t was midnight and raining and we had a. busted crankcase rind "a rot.err temper but we. dug out a garage man and he dug out a "helper and dug out somebody in the hotel an he dug out a housokeeper to make - , ' coffee for the wanderer zrrrtMl In a few 'minutes about six of tne population was working like heck to .. make comfortable somebody they'd, never seen before and being cheerful about It too . v 4 -- dramatist, whose play, ''Eugene Brieux,.the a sensation, a few. years ago, "Damaged Goods," made-sttc"thinks" that people are 'getting married altogether too young. " To marry before SO ,he says', is to court disaster.. Such a marj'iagev he believes, may turn out, well, but the chances ai-all against it. y ' In marching' to the altar one takes one's chances, of course.'But who'lla better fitted to take chances than the young man or woman of 22 or 23? By the time one has passed 30 one's ideas,: habits and emotions have.crystajlized. It is harder to' make the concessions jirid sacrifices that any successful, marriage demands. And most important-o- f all, : basis otinyjeaj marnage-- is not put to We have genuine love-t- he wandered about the wait meekly antfl dneiaSQ before making its appafance; that are- so-- , fine and out to be. sure; ill, and civilized -- and 'sophistiMany marriages nowadays do turn t cated and brides of the , the. , . doubted if to be grooms youth but it is the magnificent' cities where ' x is responsible. ' ' country; people are laughed st'"'.' V" V ' fA.?' and, where In a rar ified Atmos- are-m- en - - I vtes 1 r- and half the yoyig; chRps he met thought SIthere was a ' new1 girl in - Bobber. Shop'. Ii. ' town. fr adsj t W z. HREE words tell the Wory of Conoco Supremacy : BISCUIT MMCIPt J L - Mlt Sift Son . 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Just plugr lnt your elec-tri- e no socket batteriesno inconveniences: You' set backhand listen to the light knost wonderful programs you hear, the football games play for play you get the i election returns and this Radio only costs $69.00.. :.; .;,: :r ; ; ,( GAS SERVICE ,itn . ; Get Your. Ma Radio That Pleases -- - inssaaMisssMiaisi The new Owsley Acceleration '3Powerandy -- ft. ' .'.'-- h iwt thick. Urt txi biik lit quick t :mi Oif v:...' Tubes '.- 13 -- Without wlili(orkff poon; M mNk, - alk CROSLEY RADIO 1 ikktit. luro out ii wall floored basr4, roM ur 1 m i nil fan '."tLb . .mix saw fk t 6 Tube AC Gembox "7 a better choline than today's Conoco, tomorrow's Conoco ' ' i ,r 1 will be that gasoline. ; Keeping ahead of the procession has has always been a Conoco pradice. body will want more of them - but you" won't mind because they on be made ' '. in a jiffy. EAKIKC EASIER Vt s flWARin.aiM Rait, mKitttf puwuvr, Ut xhr tiBM. KoblBurtMlai m. u Hi I tat nllt JL16 tmmm-Mrnm- -- When motors require ' ACTING V : . 9 -- Skill DOUBLE BAKC , ' i v .- Resources jfouBBhsslta TO 4 ,X- " EXPERIENci i r CALVHtT v ( iCiir n V Wanted- V-r- . --..-J - 1 ,,; - 1 . ep w-- ' Pete; the- porter, who. ha Men 'Old ManVSou Icy, who is notor- - trying to exchange his dog for hted. 'thought he was lounly near nothing,' just' to get rid of it, s good again the is willing to take even less npw.. beginning to other day, what he thought . were mushroon In a field turned out to be new apers placed over some plants to pwitect them from the frost' . Mionay. the man' uro, had to WANT hurry down to' th shop, without her face mukeup on. his morning. ' - " are counted..;. I 0 . . poison-spreadi- , . - . --- - - that- hid In orchard picking lugs , I was disturbed. Alter .two Jfears 01, siuaying me, earwig iiin iot jwiru . ...Jn.jthe city, an earwig may, be a nuisance;,, his little trick; of crawling Into the .flour. bin and his proneness to mingle himself, with the pastry Is". annoying, but in the hills the earwig is cot, only no pest, hut he is a welcome guest, .,Ip two years of observation I have never caught an earwig eating vegetation; he does not disturb either flower bed or garden Iri town. 'and he does not chew up greenery In the hills, but' out1 here Mr.' Earwig hits for the nearest apple tree 'and proceeds tf XU) up.on'aphlds; I have found the earwig hidden, in, between apples. ,,. Mil. I. H LLT where the spray eouia not penetrate ana devouring not. necessary aphids. Thl ye$r, for the first tijne In a decade, it, was for me to put on a nicotine spray; the aphis was definitely controlled, and my hunch ia the earwig did that If ao, he saved ,me two, flays J ; work and a dozen dollars.--- . ..; get. anywhere .with Nor do all these campaign of the earwig. I have seen earwigs thrive alongside ots every known bait, and from the number of "dead song birds I discover scattered about In to birds. So far as town, I surmise' that some of those baits are fatal 1 worth a ton of poison,-an- d earwig control goes, I imagine that one robin even the noisy, pestilent English sparrow" probably does more to keep down the earwig than nine bugologlsts with an appropriation of ...... 2S,000 and. many, large words. So I wished my little friend well and hope by next spring his, or her progeny will chase the- - green aphids clear over Into the next township. The ticket agent at the steam road deppo almost had a spazum when hosaw the ..crowd, down there Sunday. He. 'thought ' Ms SYNTHETIC JfEBFCME dates were mixed and .he was hack Dr- - T- - M.. Bogart, of' Columbia selling tlckata to. conference in the University, declares, that there Is. good ol' days when there was no no real reason why snythetic perOrem anel no spur track eontroyer-a)- ( fumes can't be made, at far lesa, and no nothing."-- 1; cost than "the expensive natural ' '' ?" : "'. perfumes. He predicts , , that, in a morning and returned with a new few years;, comparatively ; cheap new and a with retned' jnornig synthetic varieties will, actually recedar chest. 4 place the perfumes 'of today. 'They our" will What surgeons do. next? can be Just as effective; soT there ' Is no; reason why thay shouldn't be ' ' made. , WHO'S WHO ON THE - Natural perfume, made from var. , GRIDIRON ious plants, is terrifically expensive , because the product of many acrea', ' of land re required te make a few oiinces of fluid. ' By synthetic processes iUis-- ; possible to ; make an equal amount of many prtKe mosf perfumes in .a small room and a few hours. A few chemical . may .equal an acre of flowers, as , perfume Ingredients. T Ladies who love perfume but, canThis ia Herbert Fisbbatt, famous not afford to pay the huge grwiron aUr. who haa Just staked asked for the best varietiesprices will a placer claim on the B. Y. V. foot-- welcome the advent of synthetic bail field. Mr. Flahbalt says .'that ; smell ..... tkm ' ' 1 d ; uiiritux unFrench uiurriuyv M. "7" - 1 ",:' . r- ii- -.- 1 i Itp4 pretty, lucky for the writers that the Otitis "stick arpund and stay ' cheerful' - because' If .ey dIUnt there'd be "nobody to set "up the books in to distribute them over print-- or the country or sell them, over th counters ,of bookstores, or eyeft, U read them ; ': and we wonder what sort of a mind it fs that writes books bawling out everyone who doesn't wear spats and carry a cane and if It ever dawns on such will continue4' to a mind that slapping your meals, taste ticket in the eye 1 if nothing else ' 4 t fc use-th- , A , ' , VV - By Jim Marshall' .aU-rran- --,:'! M. Vi .1 r- r,', TTT. N. Gunner Rasmuon, editor and manager; R. ,W, (Joodell,, managing editor; N, C Hicks, county editor; J. A. Owens, advertising manuger. , -f II If. - " 'JLL . l"hi , I'- : i r-- TS. ! ThM setm8 to.be no end to the "books ,ttat, paint the average business man as a horrible dumb-be- ll and the American small town as a terrible place, to live in. , .... ' , suppose Sinclair Lewis--w- e d now all the started it smart, young'. wiseoraekers who never Jnet a business pan or lived in anything ..Smaller than a city with, a half .million people and two good graft scandals depend most of their, time smokholders ing (igarets out of foot-lon- g arid telling everybody what dubs thei fellow citizens are , . A" i i Published by ihe'Herald Corporation, E. C. Rodgers,. president, at 50 South First West St., 'Prova, Utah.. daily. Entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoffice in ProVo, Utah. Member of the United Press Association, NEA Service, Paine Editorial Service; and the Jamer . G.'Scripps Newspapers. Telephones Business oHice, 495; "Society reporter, 107; Editorial room, 494. If you d6 not receive your paper' betore 8 p. m. telephone , i ;, 495 and a copy will be delivered to your. residence. cents 43 the month; carrier in the 'county Subscription terma-B- y 45 00 the year in advance; by mail In1 the. county,' $4.50; outside . t . ' JS.OO. III! THE OBSERVER HE-HERALD-T- county, 7 rROVO EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY," NOVEMBER 6, .1928... TAGE TWO , ,v;, " Eight Busy Furniture Stores ,.' : z