Show MAN O. O r t. t HEY CULLIGAN i l' l f My Question is ar 1 ti JIM CULLIGAN Hey Culligan Man I ride to school with a fellow from Auto Mechanics since I have no car of my own Lately he has started to make passes at me How can I 1 get him to cool it without becoming a pedestrian pedestrian pedestrian pe pe- pe- pe again VICTIM OF BAD CLUTCH Dear Clutch Victim If you cant can't find another car carpool carpool carpool pool or if you like this rolling Romeo you will have to play it cool Try telling him off in the language of his trade as follows Look here you cover-ailed cover casanova Im I'm here for transportation transportation transportation tation not entertainment If you dont don't keep your hands on the wheel and your mind off the clutch this mobile mashing will have to come to a screeching halt However if you let up on the throttle and check your timing we might eventually mesh in inand inand inand and end up in perfect If this doesn't work you could trade your mini skirt in for a mini bike and eliminate the meddle man Hey Culligan Man I am planning to marry this year My girl and I 1 get along welland well welland welland and she is very attractive but when I l see all the unsuccessful marriages around me it makes me wonder if there are dangers and pitfalls which I cant can't see Maybe love is blind but I l cant can't cantsee cantsee cantsee see why it should be so difficult to make marriage work Do you have some suggestions for me CLOUD NINE Dear Cloud Nine Here are a few suggestions that may help They come from froma a man who is ready to celebrate his Wedding Anniversary and he tells me that in all that time the word divorce has never been mentioned in his house Murder yes divorce no 1 If you feel a fight coming on take a long walk My friend says that 50 years of long walks have given him an iron tion 2 Choose your words careful careful- ly Iy when describing your wife If you dont don't think there is much difference between sight and vision try calling a woman one when she thinks she looks like the other 3 Measure out your praise with a ladle and your criticism with a teaspoon Dont Don't make the mistake of the husband who when asked by his wife how she looked answered Compared to what 4 Dont Don't expect to fully understand understand understand under under- stand the woman you marry Any man who says he understands understands understands under under- stands women will lie about other things as well 5 Dont Don't expect to be Lord and Master Remember the story of the king who felt he was henpecked so he called all the married men of his kingdom to together together together to- to gether and told them to divide into two groups The ones who were Lord and Master in their homes in one field and those who admitted they were not in inthe inthe inthe the other Only one man ended up in the Lord and Master field When the king praised him for forSee forSee forSee See CULLIGAN on page 4 CULLIGAN MAN Continued from page 2 his fortitude he said Id like to tobe tobe tobe be with the other group but my wife told me to stay out of crowds Hey Culligan Man I 1 have a little problem that you may be able to help with It t seems that all my instructors go too fast for me By the time I 1 copy one item in my notes several several several sev sev- eral other things have been covered covered covered cov cov- ered by the instructor How can I l slow them down without making a pest of myself myself myself my my- self SNOWBOUND Dear Snowbound You might t try r y something which one of my former students used on me I was teaching a class in Analytic Analytic Analytic Ana Ana- Geometry some years ago My lecture was proceeding in what I thought was a logical and well-paced well manner Out of the corner of my eye I noticed that one student had gotten up from his seat and was standing in the aisle Thinking that he might be beabout beabout beabout about to leave the room I continued continued continued con con- on in my most brilliant and literate style The student did not leave nor sit down and finally I turned to him and To which he replied This stuff is so far over my head that asked Why are you standing I thought if I stood up I could get closer to it I dont don't know how it would af ar affect affect other teachers but it sure slowed me down |