Show CLIPPED FOR PUN FUN A salina little girl coee mother left her alone at night after telling her the room vaa full of angels wa was leard say lag ing to I 1 er doll sow ow dollie ou must not be afraid the room is fall of 0 an gels it benta bests the devil bow afraid I 1 am of thoe angels 0 0 0 tt TI e following political announcement appears in a georgia newspaper I 1 announce myself ag to a candid candidate ate to sue aeed myself having held the office 13 1 lears ears and not desiring to leae leave it on the year which would be it elected I 1 promise to resign prompts promptly jjr V when I 1 shall hai hae e been in office 14 3 ears en ven en 0 0 0 jones was dead and a bulletin ng that geo goo 8 jones esq had departed this life lor for heaven at t 12 p in wa was post ed by the sympathetic family oa on the door A passing wag full of mischief lan chief placed the following notice on a telegram sheet under that of the family heaven 12 30 p in m jone jones not armed arrived ex cit ement intense I 1 0 0 0 A Mio missouri editor who has given the matter close attention announces that tyle style is 11 a matter of longitude for la in stance no lady can ran be received in good society in hansas city unless the decol lete of her gown extend extends down to the knob of her back bone in new ti I ork city on the contrary the th drew dress must expose the sixth knob before be she is considered to have came up to td the of good form 0 0 0 lie ile had bad truck struck it neb rich in the gold field fields of alaska and had bad returned to kew new oriean orleans after a year i absence hungry and determined to get a square meal weal he be went to a first clas restaurant and bel lowed dout out waiter bring me a first clae meal mea mealue lut just like the eat make it swell and darn the expense I 1 with an obsequious bow and a display of u un n wonted activity the waiter began with ap a plate late of excellent consomme par venue made quick work of the loup soup and reach ed tor for the bunch of celery which I 1 ad been placed on the table he ile ate the celery with a grimace and the waiter then appeared with a broiled lobster garnished with lettuce he ile was about tollace it before the guest when the miner waived him aside and shouted say S ay I 1 ordered a swell dinner and this can t go much further I 1 have swallow ed the the dishwater ate the bokay but be d d if t eat that bedbug |