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Show GEO. H. FENNEMORE MARY from Down Country Lanes, ELIAS NORRIS Physician and Surgeon. Milford, Utah. by Byron Williams Resemblances. Speaking of facial char acteriatics, do you know that 1 was once taken for I resident Roosevelt? Biggins And a man once took jne Cor the Kaiser. a few Diggine Thats nothing; weeks ago an old school chum of mine stepped up to me on the street and remarked. "Holy Moses, is that you' B3S FIRE-PRO- riuts. use irvewia tastr" Recipe Failed. Lsh Balt City. 3 M0t0G9ex!)tsoeegeea8tiranBi No, they wont. I gave my hus" band a box of cigars, and Well?" Well, they didnt draw, thats all.M CYRUS a GATRELL LUMBER DEALERS Attorney A Co Corner South T emple and 2d West St. - UTAH SALT LAKE CITY Walker Building, Balt Lake City. 419 D. F. Five Dollars Missing. (lhistritii Citihgui tat Fm. Write Ds. TAYLOR. ROMNEY, ARMSTRONG CO. Wholesale and Retail IIMIIIMWWVMIIill, Little appropriate gifts from time time wlU draw your husband near-- 1 to you." CHIMNEYS. CEMENT. ETC OF BuotifnQy Silt tide Oft. o. w. THE LEADERS THOMPSON REAL ESTATE CO. We Buy, Sell and Trade Real Eatats. Some people will purchase clothing and the make cuts no figure. It Is the price that they are looking for. Now, you will agree with ua that cloth comes as a rule the moat expensive. It soon loses its shape and you are never dressed. We Clothing of the best make in the world. When it comes to stye workihlp and wear, we positively guarantee every inch of it as good aa tailor-mad- e or yonr money back. The-onldifference between our Clothing la in the price. and the tailor-mad- e We carry Shoes sneb aa Walkover for men, the Drew, Selby ft Co. for women the best on earth. We guarantee-everpair that leaves our store to reOur place if every unsatisfactory. prices are as low aa In any store in the state. If we are right we hope to get your liberal patronage. We have a large Hat of farms and city property, vacant and improved, iheeper than any other firm. Call and see ns. 63)6 West Second South 8L, Balt Lake City. THE KEELEY CURE. Drunkenneee Cured. are-sellin- cure tot drunkenness end the opium diseases. There is no publicity, no sickness. Ladies treated as privately as at theii ews homes. The Keeley Institute, SS4 W. Bo. Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah. A positive and permanent Teacher How many bones are ithere? Bright Boy Five. Teacher Where did you get that Idea? Bright Boy From my father: he said this morning that mother took jtve bones out of his pocket last night, and that they were all that he had. When Mary spanks th butter in th' spring-hous-e by th crick. She looks almighty lovely twic't as purty in as slick As them gals daown t th city with their funny atruttin walk; An I hang eround an putter. Jest t' hear Misa Mary talk. Her Insinuation. Miss Pechle I accepted Mr, Roiley Oast night. Mias Chellut Indeed? Werent you rous? Miss Pechls Nervous? No, why? Chellue I should think the tNlas would have been so terrible you were waiting for his an- Then I sneak away a laughin Jest t hide th' love I feel; t th' orchard with my senses in a reel! When I think o Mary spankin' of her butter by the spring, Seems like Heaven to some nlgher, an th' atars, an everything! C GOOD WORK A Hot Touch. 0 H. Officer F. PASTOR REPAIRS New HIS Co., CLIMB SALT LAKE HARRIS AT new Wants to hear from you regarding that funear in the furniture you'll be buying Harris Is the largest dealer in ture. Furniture and Household zupploia l Prices the intermountain country. betNo lowest from Harris mean the enWrite, ter furniture anywhere. he'll and want, may what you closing quote a mighty low bargain. BISHOP, CHURCH. Jeney Clergyman Believea in HARRIS Rev. Scabury Wheeler, pastor of the Woodcliff chapel at North Bergen. N. J.t who learned the carpenter's trade before he studied for the ministry. Is converting the cellar of the chapel into a room for Sunday school sessions and church sociables. He Is doing the work without any assistTo be assured of a pleasant trip ance. The dominie told a member ol the Indies' Aid Society several weeks east, purchase your tickets via the ago that if the society raised fmo to Railbuy the lumber for the floor and walls he would do the carpenter work. The women hustled around and collected the cash and the minister got the lum- from Omaha to Chicago. ber. Then he donned an old pair ol First-clas- s also between service trousers and started In to keep hif Omaha and Minneapolis and Chicago part of the contract. and SL Louis, as well as all points in Woman in Command of Yacht. the South and Southeast. Randall Morgan, the Philadelphia For full information call on or write financial magnate, has sailed with Ms family on his yacht Waturus on a J. A. FOLEY, cruise that probably will extend to Commercial Agent. European waters. The vessel is in eommaml id his daughter. Miss Jane No. 75 West Second South Street. Morgan, who last fall went before the inspectors of navigation and after a 9999M severe examination was awarded a UNIQUE! mariner's master certificate. She Intends to take all observations at sea ENJOYABLE! mI nlawal betted and will attend to all the workings of 4pHEALTHFUL! the vessel, just like a real sallortnan. -1 The yacht is 210 feet long. 27 feet beam and draws 1.7 feet of water. lajcb HOT Brums Van Alen May Follow Astor. There is apparent ground for the rumor that James J. Van Alen intends to follow William Waldorf Aster's and hernme a subject of the British crown. Mr. Van Alen has been a voter in Newport for nearly twenty years. A few days ago he requested that Ms name he stricken from the voting lists, as I shall no longer be a voter of Newimrt or a citizen of Rhode Island." For some time it has been undersUMi-- i tliai Mr. Van Alen coincides in Mr. Amur's vi.-that this country Is "tint fit for a tleman ta live In." Illinois Central road immSiS ma salt Sanitarium Baths j I .. WHITTAKER A DALLAS, MAKERS. 1S4 W. 3 South SL, Salt Lake City. Good Works. ' tt THE to popular favor la the mas who amokea Bine Point cigars. The cigars themselves long ago attained that high altitude because of sheer merit good tobacco skilfully rolled." If you want to stand wen with the majority of smokers proclaim yourself a devotee of the Blue Point brand. Late g; A an- - Mr A. M. Marital, South Main Street Salt 91-3- 8clon of Noble Family at Work in Eastern Hotel. A dignified young oriental who la serving as chef of Indian dishes in an Atlantic City hotel turns out to he the rfrlon of a noble family In the Island of Ceylon. He Is known io his fellow employes as "nilly" Bundar. but he signs himself Wejaw Suriya Archlgay Of this Don Seriaverdrna Bundar. lengthy cognomen only the last three names are Individual, the first three constituting Ms title and Indicating his high caste. He is just 21 years of age and ran away when he was 19. At that time he had a targe sum of money and a desire to sec the world. Travel In America was more expensive than he had anticipated, and on finding himself stranded he went to work In the hotel. He Is well edufour cated. languages speaking fluently. d FOR HIS COUNT Australia Owes Much. to Statesmanat) tanBy tarnished Room By th Day, ship Month. or Week Sir John Quick is one of those wRo Sates, 60 cents to per day. took prominent Special rates by the day, week or present order moith. having contributed ation of federation than any other man In political life. He went to Aua & R. trails from England with hla parents, both of whom died two yean later. Aasayere and Chemists. The lad worked in the mines, spending 119 B. W. Temple SL, Salt Lake hla spare time in study until he became City. a printer's apprentice. From "the Write for Mailing Saeka. case" he graduated Into reportorlHl ranks and later took a university course. In the prefederal days he rep&XX!X!XsXX2X2XSX!XX!X!X!)3Xl)($(SSXsX9j resented the gold fields in the state parliament, as he does now In the fedM. eral legislature, and he stands high AS8AYER. among the strong men who uphold the (120 W. Ind South, Salt Lake City.; empire iu these "civilizing seas. He Opposite Postofflce. Is the author of several standard Sacks Furnished. Mailing works. IS SEEING AMERICA. The Abhorred Widower. Chicagoan who had the honor, while In India, of visiting Lord Curzon of Keddlcston. has come home with a number of stories of the young Viceroy's humor. Curzon talking about "I beard widowers." be said the other day. "He said that a widower was more despised and abhorred than any other In a widow, he pointed humau type. out. we all find something seductive. Where the Trouble Lies. But a widower Is as uninviting to us McJIgger That was an odd state- as a toad. ment you made a minute ago. What young maid. In her dreams Thingumbob what was it? of life,' said Huron Curzon, 'ever ImMcJJlgger Yotf said you never bad agines herself being wooed and won any trouble keeping your wife fash- by a widower?' ionably dressed. "'There was once a widower who Thingumbob That's the truth. My proposed to a yourg woman; and, trouble comes when I dont keep her lieing rejected, tried to bring her to dressed. look favorably on his suit by praising bla children. Sure Sign. "He said he had four children and "I think the count is in love with each was beautiful and clever and me," said the first heiress. good. "What makes you think so?" aske-" 'Hilt the young woman sneered the other. and retorted that children were like "He asked me today bow much I tooth brushe- s- we take uo Interest was worth." in any but our own ON 129 alght-aecln- ORIENTAL Main SL, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, And Branchee at MURRAY A BINGHAM JUNCTION. 197 LAOSTONB He asked Mother The Idea! Havent I told EXCURSIONS ON THE SABBATH. I you you must learn to say no?" Edith That's what I. did say- - He New York Clergyman. Introduces and , asked me if I'd be very angry if he Defends Innovation. (kissed me. Mr. Mottel of a downtown church in New York has planned a series of Relatively net so Rich. personally conducted Sunday afterFirst Millionaire Im poorer now noon excursions for a mission club for an I was tea years ago. hia pariah, which numbers about 400 Second Millionaire Nonsense! You girls from the factories and shops of worth 91,000,000 now and you were the city. He will take the society on y worth 91,000,000 then. g the trips by yacht and Yes. But 91,000,000 was a bigger automobile, a well as to the Metrofortune then than 92,000,000 is now. politan Museum of Art and similar InLife. stitution! which have open doors on Call it popularizing religion Sunday. Scorn of the College Athlete. or what you may," says the minister, "The defeated crew's captain claims "the undertaking is In accord with 4hey would have beaten you if they common sense anil with pure religion. Siadnt caught so many crabs," re- There can lie no reasonable objection marked the spectator. to our young girls taking such excur"Hugh!" snorted the captain of the sions on Sunday afternoons, especially victorious varsity eight "I dont be- when have shown a respect for lieve there ever was a crab slow the daythey by attending divine service in enough for them to catch." the morning." What She Had. "Did his wife have anything when he married her?" "Three children. You knew she was a widow, didn't yovj? WINDSOR. EUROPEAN HOTEL Salt Lake City. Located in the heart of the city. Rates Reasonable. Light, airy, clean rooms. First-clas- s i cvsry respect steam heat, Beetrle Go out yonder Edith Well, he was so nice shout Eaat First South Street, Salt Labe City. 4 o.o.oorioc e, yon? Municipal Ownership. Church Do you believe in munlci-js- l ownership. Gotham No; I think it Just as well to leave it as it is. and let the aider-me- n own the city. Yonkers States- - 33-3- Mary's arms are round and rosy and ber cheeks is bluahin red; Jeet t' gaze upon her featnrs sort a goes right t yer head-Then she spats her butter mad-likses: Git out you lazy thing." Keeps on apattln and a hummin like th water In the spring. aid the Right Thing. did you let him kiss ran csmt UTAH COMMERCIAL A SAVING! BANK. s Mother Why y Interest paid upon deposits. You; can bank with us by mail. Write for Circular. She haa eyes that haunt a feller in th' middle o' th' right; Eyes that sort a makes th vl'lets hide their petals out o sight. Wlsht that I could git up courage jest t' ask her fer a wife; Fer with Mary spankin butter well I guem that would be life! ' It 4 w MONUMENTS. HEADSTONES, MANTELS. GRATES. TILES. LH.GRAY, Wiggins SONS CO. Cato Temple Block. SALT LAKE CITY. Opposite South surgeon of the San Pedro Railway. Official tSL 234-23- FURNITURE HOUSE. State Street, Salt Lake City. 6 ttiitttXX44- a 44 A CARPET TO CALIFORNIA 44 44 44 44 44 44 44 AND ITS FAMOUS - 44 44 44 44 4444 4-- 8UMMER RE80RTS. - OCEAN 44 44 44 44 44 44- 44- 44- - BEACH E8. 44 44- 44- - DIRECT TO CORONADO TENT CITY. Palatial Vestibuled Trains leave Salt Lake City 8:30 p. m. daily. Ob-Drawing Room and Standard Pullman Sleeper, Tourist and 44 4 4 .Dining Car. 4 4 4 4 FREE RECLINING CHAIR CAR. or. 4 Ask nearest agent for Information on Pacific Coast Excursions, write to J. L. Moore, DlsL Pas. Agent, San Pedro, Los Angeles A Salt 4 Lake R. R., Salt Lake City. 4 44444444444444444 44444444444 4444 44444444444444444 4444444444 Reduced Rates To EASTERN POINTS. Every Day During JULY, AUGUST, SEPTEMBER. Limit October 31. Write for Further Information. CHAS. SLOAT, General Agt, 800 17th St, Denver. E. DRAKE, Diet. Pass. Agt. G. A. BIBLE, Trav. Pass. Agt Salt Lake City, Utah. |