Show r OUR OWN RADIO DOMESTIC MEDIATION BOARD After li listening to a ramous famous radIo program Q Now Q-Now Now we come to Case W ll II you tell the board about your problem A AWell Well I ye ve been keeping corn com company pany wIth a man for 32 years I find I am becoming rather fond rond of hun and I th we should be married Q You Q-You You think 32 years IS too long for a courtshIp A AYes Yes Maybe I m be ng unreasonable unreasonable but I m the Impatient type Q What does the man say A Every A-Every Every night he lust Just comes home reads the vie ne finds fault w th everythIng He shows no interest m In me or the chIldren What Q-What Q What children Our A-Our A Our chIldren Q How old are these chIldren A The AThe The o 0 dest IS 36 But Q-But Q But you saId you had only known thIs man 32 years A That s one of the things I want to have straIghtened out by thIs board The three mediators Oscar Wimps jurist Theodore Sp famous psychologist and 0 Duffle Baggs aull or orS ors S 1100 I 1 wh ch u a great greal d sappo to 10 them as they had counted on mat maJ ng quite a radio rado hI h t Now continuing Q let lets s see what the man m the case has to say You came here so you could be guIded by the board s on A No ANo No I lust Just Jumped at my chance to get on the air Q What IS your answer to thIs woman s story A AThe The las 10 years I have tired I of her herWon Q Won t she let you leave Yes A-Yes but she won t let me take all the furniture and a half ton of coal The interrogator ti IT tia ITe e a med are s St U It out and proceeds U III Ih the r I ext case Q What Q-What What is your problem mad madam madam am A It s about my 70 year old mother A couple of years ago I got married and we came home to toI I lye ve WIth her My husband can cant t work as he hao ha a mania mama for cross crossword crossword word puzzles I trIed work ork ng once and don t like It either We were very happy WIth mother I 1 the thelast thelast last SIX months Q What Q-What What IS causing your unhappiness now A Mother A-Mother gave up her Job at the theIron theiron Iron mill Q Q she IS 70 years old Isn t tit tit it poss ble she has some excuse A ANo No We had her examined by bythe bythe the family veter nanan and he says she Is stIll able to work all week eek If she rests Sundays Q What Q-What What do you wIsh to know I A-I A 1 want to know l if a mother has a right to stop work Now Q-Now Q Now let s get the other s de Mother what have you to say She AShe A She s crazy I would be work workIng working Ing right now but she made me qUit to come down here on thIS radIo program Q Why Q-Why Why dId you do It A She AShe She saId l if we went over good we might get a regular aIr engage engagement engagement ment Q Judge Q-Judge Judge Wimps what Is your vIew m thIS case Judge I Wimps thud the gIrl should return the and go back to her sister Mr Blood Is thIcker than water A rolling stone gathers no moss What we have here IS a plain case of glandular d I recommend a sUit for damages Mr Baggs very thoughtfully thoughtfully-It was either Napoleon or Henry the Seventh The interrogator rather muddled What are you talking about Mr Baggs Mr Baggs Isn t thiS a qUIz pro program program gram Harry Kowal m in the hosPital at Camp Blanding WIth a bad case of foot trouble was asked how his feet got that way and replIed A Acute Acute cute little WAVE Just about walked me to death All Out Arlene says it served hun lum right fight He should have met a WAC she explains they know when a boy begins to get lame e The latest rumor about of s whereabouts comes from All Out Arlene who vho wIres from AfrIca that he Is In the crater of VesuvIus where it is comparatively cool Capsule Chronology of Fascism It begin began with a black shirt and ended In a blackout CAN YOU REMEMBER REMEMBER- A Away ay back when hen Your I-Your walter waiter returned the same nIght he took your order You 2 thought a gIrl was absent absent- absentminded absentminded minded U if she didn t wear stockings You 3 were too loo busy to see a refrigerator tor salesman You 4 dared to raise your voice at your butcher Hitler has a new mystery weapon and ho he would use It except that all such things ultimately are used by by our sIde with better results |