T11E ' A LOST RIDING HABIT. r ".i liarai (ha Cecewle tka Frewak Kafir. Even Emile de G'.rardin. whom Eu"the gravedigger of geni weicoiusd dynasties" because he had goue to Louis Philippe on the eve of bis flight In IMS to warn him as he came to warn her now, said to her very seriously that night. Should jour majesty appear bravely on horseback in the midst of the people your majeety can still count on their enthusiasm and devotion." Eugenia resolved to ahow herself on horseback, flbe ordered that the riding habit bo chosen. It must be gll black, of the severest simplicity. And he would Just pin the red ribbon of the Legion of Honor on her left breast. Often the slightest causes bring about the gravest results. The tragedy ef the empire'! last chance, therefore, must be sought along with the black riding skirt ssd corsage. By Incredible 111 luck they could not tad It There had been one. but it had disappeared, doubtless stolen." Others were at Oompiegne and Fontainebleau. They found a riding habit of dark green with heavy gold braid, tbs eoatnnw of the imperial atag hunts. "It will not do," Eugenia sobbed; it win not dor And ao for lack of skirt and e French was corsage the empress forced to flee her capital and lost an empire. Sterling Ileilig In Metropolitan hlagaslne. ylMl i. M-lac- A FLY IN A WEB. Tks War a Tlar IfUtr InprlumeS V His Ms ictim. One morning when buay In my workshop, says a naturalist, a Urge fly, double the also of a bluebottle, was caught la n spiders web In the win--doclone to where I waa at work. ' It was held by two of 1U legs only, and for soma time the spider, which waa about the alse of the flys head, proceeded to strengthen Its hold by attaching numerous extra Unes to . the two captive limbs, carefully keeping out of reach of the others, which were letting out In all direction In frantic - w efforts to eaeape. During a abort respite In the struggles the spider cautiously approached and with Its hind lega got several turn of Its tiny rope round one of the limbs that were fresi These tactics w ere carried on till all the legs war firmly bound. It then Injected poison Into one of the Ins. This aooa showed itself, for Its deadening effects reduced the victim's struggles In a marked degree. The poison paralyses, but does not kill. Shortly after a second bite resistance ceased, aud the victor settled down to sock the Juices of Its fallen prey. The struggles lasted quite an hour. Next morning the fly waa alive, and the spider was atll) sucking out Its lifeblood." Chicago News. cap-tire- 's i.J MORSIXfi EXAMINER, UUULN, men have ft. ami it is'u.-- u with ih-- . If we try to imitate it we end in i. nature and aeurriliij. Wit caunut l. forced into growth. But eourte'v au good temper can. These weapon ADVERTISEMENTS ON THIS PAGE COST ONE CENT PER WORD FOR EACH INSERTION. NO FIRST INSERTION LESS THAN 25 CENTS. ALL ADVER TiSEMENTS MUST BE PAID IN BUSI ADVANCE. EXCEPTING NESS HOUSES RUNNING OPEN BOOK ACCOUNTS WITH US. aud grow brighter and strung.'! with life. DMil Ukt Taict. Cases against George Washington a;, pear here aud there In old documents No lew than three claims were euteK-i- ! gainst him during the year 1767 t compel him to pay Uses. The humorous clerk, commenting on actions. remarked. George Washington, Esq, appeareth not to like taxes." FEMALE HELP WANTED. goud reliable girl for housework; tauiliy of two; good uagtrs. list Sim street. Sveat Jewve to This Sireaae Lit--, WANTED Girl lor housework. 452 2bth street . tie Spatted Jaaato Cat. One of the most interesting auimala WANTED A girl for general houseof tha uew world and yet oue of which work. 265k VXaah. if little aeems to be written, even by sporNnen who have ajieut much time WANTED Girl, far general houde-work- , in Mexico aud the Central American 45S 211 bt U. states, la the ocelot, the strange little spotted cat of tha dense Jungles of WANTED A chamber maid. Apply at once. Reed hotel tropical parts of the two Americas. They are not nearly ao heavy aa the WANTED A good laundress, Ogden average lyux of the eastern woods aud General Hospital At once. are infinitely lighter ou their fee. They run with the greatest agility up WANTED Good g,rl for geaoral and down the almost perpentfru'ar housework. 2412 Madison trunk of tree and follow a crippled SITUATIONS WANTED, FEMALE. bird out on limb too slender, it would seem, to bear the weight of the iar-roSITUATION -- As houselet alone the cat. 1'arrota are the WANTED keeper for Latter-da- y Saint widoaer ocelots (fflncipal food, aud their buntor man and wife; no waaitiug; by ing is done almost altogether by day. a middle aged wl.iusr. Addrevs M. though, like all the cat tribe, they are E. O., rare Standard. thoroughly at home lu tha blackest WANTED Dressmaking at 4C1 2?tk night The parrots which they hunt freSt; children's clothes a specialty. Mrs. L. M. Smith. Phone 369-Y- . quent the thickest of forests, coming to the ground only in the rare open apacee and along the banks of the MALE HELP WANTED. many small streams where they drink. In order to follow them it is necessary that the ocelots ha great Jumpers, aud WANTED A collector and solicitor; good proposition lor man wh,, will so they ang When I was following work; no tnflera or hoys under 21 the hounds through the southern Calineed apply, p. O. box 342. fornia bills after wildcats and au occasional mountain lion I waa wont to WANTED' Taro solicitors; apply 2214 Washington Ave. aay that the latter was tha greatest Jumper on earth. The ocelot has any mountain lion that ever walked beaten MEN AND BOY8, Plumbing or bricklaying trade pay 5 to $1 per day; a block, length for length and weight wo teach you by practical InstrucCor weight Forest and Stream. tions lu 2 months; politico guar free catalogue. anteed; Coy ns Trade School, 4976 Easton Are., St. LUNCHEON WAS EXPENSIVE. -- 12-1- !) 12-l- k 12-1--tf k t, Louis, Mo. IB Fiaass It IM-ly- f One day three friends In Faria were taking a walk together. 1 should like to hare an exquisite lunch." aaid oue of the three. I should be satisfied with a lunch," aaid tha second, which ia a llttla short of being exquisite." And I" remarked the third one, should be content with any kind of lunch." Unfortunately none of them waa possessed of tha necessary money. Presently one of the trio waa struck by an Idea. lie led hia friends to a music The IIhIis Pete. publisher and made him an offer: One of the leading tenors In Moscow Boy from ns a song. This gentlewas called upon to alng an opera In man wrote the text; that one act It to which one note waa much too high for music, and I shall slug It as I am the him, bnt be got a man tn the orchestra only one of us with a good voice. to come In Just at the right time and "Well, sing It for a trial,' replied tha supply the note. In exchange the publisher. tenor waa to take him to supper. The The young man complied, and tha plan answered well, the a pp la nee waa publisher seemed to lie satisfied, n loud, but the tenor forgot all about tbs paid 15. francs for the song, and tha a up per. Next time he sang the opera friends hastened Joyfully to a restauhe went to the front of the stage, pnt rant his hand on hia heart and opened hla - Tha author of tha text was Alfred de Musset the musician waa Monpur mouth aa wide aa ha could. Hla and the singer Dupre. The song, which was great when the expectant hush waa broken by n voice from was bought and paid for with 15 francs, The Andalusian Girl. yieldthe orchestra saying, Where's my suped the publisher 40,000 franc. Harper?" From Iakra. per's Weekly. Chinese Similes. Btiwaath a a Baar. Borne of the ordinary expressions of Few people know that a grinly bear the Chinese are pointedly sarcastic carnivenough. A blustering, harmless fellow can give points to any other in point of strength. A orous animal a call a When paper tiger." they man values himself overmuch they gr laxly bear weighing just four hunhas been watched carrycompare him to a rat foiling into a dredweight two-thirscale and weighing Itself." Overdoing ing a heifer of more than two miles for own up the its weight n thing they call a hunchback making a bow." A spendthrift they compare most steep and rugged mountain side, one Instant to a rocket" which goes off at once. and this without pausing la tha larThe grimly bear rest for Those who expend their charity .on and most powerful of all the bear gest objects, bnt neglect their fam- tribe, but hia cousin, the cinnamon ilies, are said to Tinng a lantern on n bear, runs him very doee, and the big pole, which is seen afar, but gives no white polar bear, though not really ao light below. dangerous a customer, la capable of performing the most extraordinary Followed Bio F no. feats of strength. An old Hungarian countryman bad smoked the same pipe for more than Giflis Impressively. fifty years and as a natural conseThere are diversities of giving aa quence had grown to love It aa a ell as of gifts. To give a little with a companion. Oue day. however, hla Inand air sometimes seems to make fant grandson smashed the pipe beore of an Impression than to glvo yond all hope of repair. The old man Dch modestly. The world baa not waa ao broken hearted at hla loss that langed In this respect Samuel Fepya ha banged himself on n peg. In Us rote In hla Diary" in 1600: "There pocket waa found n scrap of paper on as a great number of merchants and which waa scribbled, My pip la done hen of good quality (at a dinner) on tor, and I must go too. t irpoee to make an offering (to two rwly married servants), which, when nner waa done, we did, and I did so Fi' Mid. ve 10 shillings and no more, though After the railway accident: Did yer believe moat of the rest did give get compensation, BUI?" ore, and did believe that I did ao Tea; 5 me and 5 the missus. Why, I didn't know she wor urt" She wasn't but 1 had the presence of mind to fetch 'er one on the 'ead Convicted hr Bleep. with me boot." London Tatler. Paris woman who was arrested picking pockets and who pretended heipeak an unknown language la the Tpe writer Shop. rd herself In her sleep. When Polite dalesman We have here our waa new model. No. 23. Ton will notice It ght before the magistrate she Polla equipped with the moat approved rrogated by Turkish. Iliwalsn, and Hungarian Interpreters, bnt billing device and Fair Stenographer Have you any model that also hna a i could understand her. although believed atae spoke a little known cooing device? New York World. set of Persia. The magistrate was convinced and ordered her to bo Her Sad Fate. t in the prison infirmary under Gerald Ton are the only girl I have In her Bleep the aver loved. Geraldine Most I suffer t surveillance. stone? New York Press. tan talked fluent French, with the Parisian accent Borne people are so cautions that . Tract tool IllostroHoo. they even look before they creeps with a Ablgdon Kodak. Iy dear," said the caller, who ning smile, to the littlo girt her father, while ipied (be study Blew Bis Own Hera. eminent literary man. waa at hla A certain colonel who waa In comirr. I supose you assist your pspa mand of the Perthshire yeomanry waa ntortalnlng the bores? comat an evening party In Edinburgh 'es, air." replied the little girtn Wash-oplaining loudly of hla officers, alleging rely. "Please be seated."' that all the duties of the regiment deJournal. I am," he said, to volved upon him. all Intents and purposes my own major, The Wise Boa. my own captain, my own lieutenant, fiction la all rot In opuiar of ob-l- e To nothing say my own cornet." the girl' father seldom remark-i- d choice." her being your ain trumpeter too," of man a grim old Scottish lady, aotto voce. wrong there, n often ns nally too wise to aay Qelek Wtt. -L- ouisville Courier-JournaThere la no more effective weapon todefend us from Impertinence or rndn- 12 2s lino RENT -- Tv o from 1VOU1S, 232 22l.ii ireel. ob-he- 's sleep.ug 12 l;s: Silo-- s housekeeping 7 11-- 1 tl FOR RENT Furnished rooms, mod-erconveniences. 627 23rd St. a 1 Furnished 2634 flat. tor rooms FurnULed housekeeping. 120 Lincoln. FOR RENT Class furnished rooms, with bath, thrroughly renovated; also light housekeeping rooms. Tbs Colonial 242 24lb SL Mrs. 8. L China, Manager. FOR RENT Furnished rooms suitable for gentleman, lit 23rd. 10-ll-- tf FOR RENT runikhsd Ben-5-B-- tf Block. BOARD AND ROOM. BOARD and room. 131 26th at. 1 FOR RENT First class room aad board at tha Virginia; moat popular place la tha city. BOARD AND RPOM FOR RENT 441 26th 8 treat. HOUSE FOR RENT Modern four-roohouse. Apply 2535 Madison. FOR RENT A new ply 1923 Grant. gacrrd N. H. Ives, FOR RENT ern. FUR SALE A 2199 AtUu.v THE COUNTRY HOUSE. WOODMEN OP THE WORLD. Weber Camp, No. 74, meets lu K. of P. hall la Uub National Bank budding every Thursday evening at I o'clock. Visiting 'Voodnua cwdially invited to attend. LORIN G. HKXINGKR, C. C. E. AUTH, Clark, hirst Nai'l Bank Building. ACRES, large modem house, pleniv of water, half Hock from Washington; just out of town; well improved; al! or part down to right ones; price $2,U'0. S. J. Ryan, Five KNIGHTS OP PYTHIAS, Ogden Lodge, No. 2, Knights iff meets at Castte Hall Utah Depart IF-K- ut xi Mil FOR SALE - Three choice little homes Na'Joniil Bank building, every Mon- ha u . s.se evening. AU K. of P.'s requested . .. from lu to 30 acre-- ; giiod improxe-mems- ; day express. .. 5:16 to meet with ua. 2 Aa Overland just outside citv limits. P. BENJAMIN MARRIOTT, C. C. fur Omaha, A. Mattson. 613 29th at.' 13 E. R. GEIGER. M. of F. Bluffs, Denver .KenL. N. MKID, K of R. end 8. an City and Mat, NEW residence with city ooU, water, on Bench, $1.4u0. Terms. WOMEN OF WOODCRAFT. No. Hi Ogden aad 1500 down, lalaucs payable like payBch.. 6:10 6 Na Los ing rent. Angelos Ua-Ctuuucy Parry, Cor. moots 174. No. Circle. Sego Uly Rod 23rd A Wash. 7:66 second and fuurth Friday nlghU ha 4 Atlantic ,4. exptsoA t K. la of Visaing P. hall 7:d fur Dearer, urnaka FOR BALE 120 acres unimproved cordially Invited. ' CuuacU Bluffs, kaa-u-s land, suitable for chicken ranch and neighbors MRS. BEAbiM LAE. U. N. 1459 orchard. Good spring water; will city aad aU Grant sell at cost S. J. Ryan, Ogden. potato neat. daUy.. 7:20 RU-A-raSTMAN, Clark. Washington Avoaun. FOR SALE Ranch of 320 acres, partArrive, ly foncod, 200 Inches water right, at Women of Woodcraft. Ogden Clrcls h'a I California exproaa, a bargain. 8. J. Ryan, tigdea. . Beets ovary Tuesday night at from Council Bluffs, 7:10 e clock, K. oC P. hall V wiling Omaha, Dmvar, Neighbors Invited. Kansas City aad EIGHT-ROOframe brute, modern, Hues can ba paid at tha office ef Ed. east, daily 1:46 large W. bargain, 22.760.00. Auih, the afternoon of in 26lh of each ho.Ul Ogdea aad Echo. ..10:31 Fire-rooframe house, city wat- month, hirst National MaU Beak ha Bldg. 2:90 er, large lot, snap, 1760.00. Kelly A SUblE ALDAN. G. N 112 Twenty ha I Overlsnd Limited, Herrick. 1121 ft ixth street from Omaha. CounFOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS UARUE C KITES, Clerk. 2731 Meacil Bluffs, Kansas nt Avenue; City, Denver and FOR 8A1J3 Sait brine pickles, 60e aU points east, per one hnudrrd. 740 Washington LADIES OF TNE MACCABEES. 4:59 dally .. Ave., Beil phono 74(Z. it 29df 7 Los ha Angelos Llm- Silver Hive No. 1, meets the aocond Itod .. 5:99 FOR SALE Apples, applet, apples, fosrth Tuesdays at 2:36 p. m. at several bushels of red winter applet O Neill Hall Taonty fifth streaL Vl 4686-y- . cheap. Phones 6G7-k- ; lttag sisters cordially Invited. Points. fhtoro I brick room house, ap- 2 room house block Heart Academy; $900. 2494 Washington Avenue 1-- 2 Four-roo- 2C27 Monroe. brick, mod- Bell 714X. 9-- Past FOR BALE-Ba- by carriage, mo. 1 12-2- 9 grapho-phon- record, GUARANTEED Violin, 414 25th. 1 week. . Beeai Apart That Bhaald Bo Kaavrw aa tha OSiv." The moat privately conducted homo must communicate with Increasing frequency with the world outside. The coal man, tho Ice maq, the automobile repair shop mnat he upbraided or cajoled. Reports must bo reviewed, accounts kept, bill examined and tha sender occasionally treated with a check. From a room removed from the rest of the bouse put must apeak with tha railway station, settle with the expressman or deliberate with tho chauffeur or coachman, for non of thno things should disturb tho tranquillity of tho home or tho equanimity of guests. If the bouse la to minister to all the activities of a horns It Is high time that space ba devoted to this mechanism of living. For want of a better term a room devoted to such a purpose may bo called tho office" of the bouse. Hers the telephone stands on a table that bears also tha miscellaneous uteualls and printed matter that are alwaye wanted In a house when they cannot ho found. Hero are cookbooks, gardening hooka, dictionaries, time tables, while a few old plates, a east or two, bits of Dresden, water colors and a few cherished photographs relieve an otherwise humdrum col Motion of nooasoitles. Hero arriving parrels are placed and tho Mysterious cupdally mail opened. boards then are and drawers with locks that work. Indoors and Out A CONTRAST. - .B. era. om. am. p.m, p.sk BES81K BEHRING, L. C. LICK KULBON, R. K. e goud condition. 2726 Washington avenue. Ind 658. and Pan-fam- e. l!17-l- f SPECIAL holiday prices on Baldwin A Kurtimana planus; term. Pan-ton- s LOST. u.H five-roo- A Coiling, 414 Twenty-fifth- . A Beavei Neck Scarf, oa ISrd between Adams and Jefferson. Return to Standard office and receive FOR SALE Furniture of thro rooms cheap. 2261 Adams; reward. KNIGHTS OF THE MACCABEES. Ogdsa Tent No. 24. moots tha mooed anf fourth Friday evenings at oclock sharp, ta I. O. O. F. kalL Visiting KalgtU cordially Invited ta attend. J. W. HALSEY, Commander. F. F. BOND, Record Keoper. MASONIC. Na ha North of. Ogdon Depart. Portland, Bpokaaa Pocatello aud Butt 1:11 axprea, daily 22 Mated aad Jeltoa local via Jrauam, leave daily eaeept 9 Quran Esther Chapter No. 4, O. . Regular meetings held at Masonic 1:20 HaU on Washington avenue, between Sunday AGENTS WANTED. Na 7 Feat Mail PortTwenty-fiftand Twenty-sixtstreets PROFESSIONAL land, Spukaao, P tha first and third Fridays of each AGENTS WANTED Call I to a. m., catello tad Butte, mouth. cordialmember Sojourning to m. Caroba Mad. Co, 2341 tWash.i p. HAIR GOODS AND COSTUMES. 12:10 IK daily ly Invited to attend. Are. Na 1 Cache Valley egr ANNA LEWIS, W. M BAIR SWITCHES for saia at reduced 5:10 K proas, dally ULY V. 1IAUJTED, Secretary. BUSINESS CHANCES. North af Ogdea- - Arrive. prlcoa. Hair chains a specialty. Na I Feint Mail from Maaqueiwda costumes to rout tor RATHJONE SISTERS. ing house of 12 FOR balls and thantarn. All mail orders Portland, Spokane, rooms, furnished for housekeeping, Pocatello aad Butta promptly attended fax Mrs. CJL Lon Moots ovary Saturday altar noon at all ranted, cheap rent ou building. 7:10 BuX 43L 34th. P. O. dally .. lit 2:20 ia Utah National Pythian hall Cash dow. (300. 2122 Wash. Av. Bank building. Sojourning sisters cor- Na II Cache Valley ex- 12:11 press, daily INSURANCE. dially Invited to attend, Na 10 Portland, Spokane, MRS. NELUE FRYER, M. E. C. Butt and Poc stall MONEY TO LOAN. W. N. PIERCE, Notary Public, Rsal MRS. ISABEL WYANT. M. of E. raprooa, dally .... 1:61 ML Eatato; tiro, Uto aud Accident and C Na 14 Malsd and Kettou MONET to salaried people without 407 24th SL local via Brigbaag, security or endorsement; payments ORDER OF RAILWAY CONDUCTORS arrive dally esoapt to suit, either weekly or monthly; JUNK. 1:21 . business confidential Call and gat Sunday .. Waaatch Division No. 124, O. E. C Se- THE INDEPENDENT JUNK CO. buys my terms. D. D. Drake, 410-1meets aocond and fourth Friday ml all kinds of Junk. Bull phono 626X. 1:20 p. m. la K. of P. hall ries bldg. earner South of Ogden Depart. lad. phona 2G93U Grata A Jacob-se- Washington avanuo and 24th treat. 1146 Pacific. MONEY TO LOAN on farms and city express .. 4:19 am. AU brothers era cordially lavltad to Na 4 Easter rsal as tat. HUNTER A KENNEDY Na I Portland, B pokes, attend. IF TOO have any kind of Junk, phoaa Room A First National Bank Bull Butta and Pocatello GEO. ALLEN, CL C. to Ogdon Junk iiouao; wo will call tor Salt Lake City. tog. D. L. BOYLE, S. and T. 7:79 oat for 1L Ball phono 326K; lad. 726. dally MONEY TO LOAN J. J. BRUMMITT. Na 6 Loral for Salt Lake B. F. O. ELKS. t;26 aJK City, dally 19 Cache Valley to OSTEOPATHY. Na SANITARY WORK maote No. 719, every Ogdon Lodga, Salt Lake City.... 10:49 am. ovening. Lodge aud club Na 9 Limited tor 8nlt IVES, CORA O. IVES, Tuesday DOES of nU Idads. Boll phono 6091. GORDON floor Mnaonlo aocond buildiLg. Ink City, Proa Osteopaths, graduates from parent rooms, Nola. MeCmrty, 2721 Grant 2416 Avenue. Washington Nephl and Juab; school, Klrkvill, Mo. Lowls-StaW. & BROWN, E. R. 9:19 yJk nor Mock, suito 66. Treatment by dally .. .... IL KNAUSS, J. Secretary. Corelli, Sims and Shorter. Aa a matter No. 19 Los Angelas Limappointment. Hours 9 a. m. to i of fact, unless otherwise stated, the ited 0 I44M640M00 p. m. Beil phono 1014K. Ind. 1012. ORDER OF WASHINGTON, least Intelligent raadar would take It Na 10 Portland, Spokane, Butt aad Pocatello PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. for granted that the whiskers were to Salt Lake City, Ogdea Union, No. 171 Order of worn on the aid of the face, aa indeed meats every Tuesday 8:29 ffJi- dally i. la the usual practice. The terms Up DR. A. FERNLUND, rhyalclan aad Washington, Office hours, 10 and It a. evening at 2 o'clock la A O. U. W. Burgeon. wlilitk-er" chin whisker" (mustache) and m, 2 to 4 p. m. 140 26th 8l Cffic hall Visiting comrados tavltcd to (heardrtte) are Americanism attend. South of Ogden Arrlva ' phones. Bell 61CK; Ind. 676. WILLIAM DOYLE. ProaldcnL Pali Mail Gaactte. C46 Wash. lad. phona 603. WALTER RICHEY. Secretary. Na 9 Portland, Spokana Butte and PooateUo STEAMSHIP AGENT. Just Uks Him. ssprees toon Salt MODERN WOOD! EN OF AMERICA The Rev. Walter Colton, author of 12:69 am. Lake CUy O. D. RASMUSSEN the Representing Shore" and oiler and bonks, "Ship express W. AGEE, Na 9 Atlantic DoRed White Star Star No. 9990, A Uno, Una, Utah Camp, tho gave a moat forcible lllnatratlnn of from Bolt Lake City minion Lina. A met lean Uno, Seam V C.; J. H SHAFER, Clerk. Meets character of an officer on board the intermediate and dinavtan American Una, Holland at Eagle Hall S night Tuesday very 1:06 ship to which he was attached aa chapAmerican Una and Tha Hamburg p. m. Visiting members Invited. points, dally lain. Tue officer waa always meddling Na 7 Portland. Bpokana American Una. Paslicngera booked Butte and Pocatello with other people's buaineM and was from or to any point of Europe to DEGREE OF POCAHONTAS. esprwas from Sett seldom In hla own place. Consequently any part of the United 8 la tea. 2267 Uko City, dally.... 11:11 aad 2269 Washington Ava Ogden, LEEOTAH COUNCIL. No. I. D. of P ho waa moat unpopular with the Bai1 Past Mall from Balt M-tNa Utah. at every Wednesday evening moets lors. One of them, goaded to nnusual Lake City, dally.... I;TS S oclock, Eagle Hall. Dots can bo Irritation, said on day, 1 do believe C. of W, XII Na 11 Csctte Valley exSuite Aides, TAILORS, to paid that at the general resurrection the press from Salt 36th SL lieutenant will lie found getting out of Lake City. Provo, Clothes cleaned and pressed fl a MAMIE J. PLANZ, Pocahontas Nepbl and Jsab, somebody else' grave." month, 167 25th SL Ball phone 85SZ. ALICE COLLINS, K. cf R. 5.15 gK dally .. Na 17 Lon Angelos LimVETERINARY SURGEON. ODD FELLOWS. Tho Soft Answer. d:45 p.m. ited Johnny," said the stem parent my 7:06 pea .. Eastern enprosa I Na r D. No. P, 6, MIIXIKEN, Independent graduate votorinary father used to whip me when I beOgdea Lodge L In Calls Meats or answered Fellowssurgeon. night of Odd haved at the table as badly aa you are day. Office, Ogden Feed and Bata O F. hall every Tuosday avaulng. doing." 2219 Wash. Ava. BoU Stahl, isiting broth an cordis Uy tarited to "Well" rejoined tbe precocious phones; night phone 466K. 91-t- f bo proaonL youngster, I faope 111 never bare to A B. GRAFF, Noble Grant WINDOW CLEANING, make a confession Ilk that to my llttla HENRY KISSEL. Secretary. boys." Chicago News. UTAH window and house cleaning Queen City, Rohokah Lodge No. 4, Janitor and porter work. Earn Po- i. O. O. F. hall Meets second and Urol of Blah Urlon. Depart. lsno Cm BoU, 101SK. Offle 414 fourth Friday evenings at Odd Fallow Goodman Gourong-Wa- ke up, pard. 26th SL Twenty-fourtstreet Visiting Na 6 Atlantic Mall for Wot y groanin' about? Tuffold Knutt Salt Lak City, members Invited. and ail (rubbing hla eyes) Gosh, but Ive had Prove ESTHER RANDALL. Noble Grant FRATERNAL a horrible dream! I thought I'd got a points oast ptna LOLA WOODBERRY, Socy. Job & work au wus doin' the maniSo. la To Salt Lak City ROYAL ARCANUM. Intermediate aad curin' fur a octopus. Chicago Tribune. Junction City Lodga No. 36. Inde9:00 points, tally Odd Follows, maote of Order pendent Lak pasae Safest aad best. Insures men for No. 14-- Salt hall F. every 0. The Holies Paaalew. Thursday O. one, two or three thousand dollars. Beggar Can you help n poor man Rocky Mountain Council No. 637. evening. Visiting brothers cordially Na 2 gar Atlantic limited for Pedestrian I think you have moot aoooud and fourth Friday even- invited to b proaonL to Lak Balt City, O. N. BUNE, JAMES me before. Beggar Possibly, ings at A. O. U. W. hall over How-a- il touched LeadvlUa Provo, WALTER RICHEY, Secretary. air. possibly. You see Tm a stranded s stovo- - Visiting brothers cordially Pueblo, Dearer and all points oasL dally 2:69 pJL photographer, and the old habit of re- Invited. FRANK FOULGER, Regent express Na 4 Atlantic touching clings, Mr. J. W. WOTHEHSPOON, Collector. for Salt Lak City. Pacific Cozapanj O. B. ROBERTS, Secretary. Pueblo, Denver aad Kira i ho frmptomo. all points east, dally 7:00 Young Wife My sweetest, darilng, FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES. Depart, best hearted hubby! Ilnbby (resigned2 Pacific express tor ly) All tight spring It. I am prepared Fraternal Order of Eaglos, Ogdsa No. Arriva Ban Francisco' aad for the worst. Meggendorfer Blatter. O. F. No. meets Aorta, every Ill, in E, IntermeclaU potato, oxprrsa 9 Paetfle Na oast Eagles hall 4:20 s.m. Monday ovenlng .. from Denver, PuebTbe first Ingredient In conversation of Rood hotel at 1:00. Visiting Broth- No. 6 dally express Pacific lo, Provo, Salt Lako la troth, tbe next good sense, the third er Eaglos are invited to attoad tho through to San City and all palate Aerie meetings. Francisco, dally... 11: 65 mm. good humor and tbe fourth wit Sir dlUy . ooeOoHsOi20 flit GASBERG, W. President J. 3:26 Mail p.m. 11: William Temple. Fait OK Vo. D. T. TRACY. Secretary. No No. l Overland Limited. 5:10 p.m. ilpsciflV Limited DR. H. B. FORBES, Aerie Physician1 Salt Lake The Neeogoltloa. from Arrive. CUy, Provo, Denver Scotty Hello, rat. me Iwy. a ye had FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD. Mall ....... 7:10 a.m Falsi No. aad all poinUeast.il: It am a clean shave, a scarcely knew ye wl express No. 6 Atlantic Pacific Mall from wld 1 same The No. off. Tat 371, T. F. B., c Na from San Franisoo yer whiskers Ogden Lodge. Pueblo, Denver, me. me Ithoy. Oi didn't know meself meets second and fuurth Tuesdays at daily ... ........ 7: 20 .i.m. Loadvtlle. Salt Lak When Ol looked in the glass, except by I p. m., in A. O. lT. tV. hall. Visiting No. 2 Overlsnd Limited.. 2:39 p.m. City and all pent express members anrdlally Invited. No. 4 Atlantic me voice. 2.40 p.g east, daily D. H. ADA 518. PrevidcnL from Sun F.'xnclseo I Lcrsl from Sanpete IDA Intermediate BECKER, and ij Secretary. 1 I W DA VitlMr Any time Is the proper time for say 5:50 .m. E. F. JilSCH, Treanurer. points, daily jip what is Jut. Grerit Proverb. ll-IS- A UNION DEPOT TIME CARD 21-ln- FOR RLXT o', Ogden Lodge No. l, maaia ovary Wednesday evening at b o'clock at tao uto. A. O. V. 11 . hslL 1 isltiug members cordially lnvfaed. Mrs. Jemima C. of H.; Mrs. loanetto HU. modern collage. financier; Miss L. JeaUo ProuL recorder. 3490 29-5- RENT For housekeeping, lour or fife rooms. Apply 2126 Wash. FOR RENT Four itoui house. utc.. citoj 1. FOR nett u FOR SALE 5 ruuiu nmili-rbrick. close in. 62uit. Suap a b;tck in choice slitm; 4't.i dm n . balance on time. A lew oiler bargains lor sale. O. A. While. 392 2 5 ill 1. 12 room in uew residence, sttiiabie for iwj gentlemen. si 2237 Aiuni. Beil phono Modeiu FOR RENT Grant Av. SALE Warning.. DEGREE OF HONOfL LOST d re-m- ot FUR REAL ESTATE. r housekeep- FOR FOR RENT FOR SALE rooms, wk i Fl R.MSHEL) KOOjJS ing Feerv Anut-x- . r. II rally Cast l. t.r-iL- DEi'EMBER 31, 1!)0i. MOliMNG, ROOMS. Lnuiid.ed FOR RENT-Ligrooms, l'j; 2ilh WANTED-- A THE MEXICAN OCELOT. at :75s Two hi tVf Instead FURNISHED FOR KENT r.-a- JIOSDW UTAH, FOR RENT ! E-J- h h SALE-Room- 1 tf a, ' a y ...... lli Hosi-denc- o Preach aaO Crass Baalish Wanes aa Thev a NaSSr Street. Bee a Pariaienue cross a muddy street Bhe advance tiptoe to the edge of the pavement points like a bird ready for a flight deftly raises her dress more thafi enough to ahow her embroidered skirt the dainty hose and elegant bottlnea, and without more delay she trips across, toe and heel barely touching and tha mud refusing to ding to tho fairy feet that hardly leave aa Impression on it Landed on the other aide, she gives her line feathers a little shake Into place and passes ou with shoes that look as If Just put on at that moment. Watch an Englishwoman Immediately afterward. Bhe reaches the curbstone, comes to a dead standstill and stolidly contemplates the muddy road. Finally aba selects a route. Then, very cautiously, she lifts her dress, making rare that the tops of her shoes are under cover; then, slowly advancing, aha puts her right foot out Plump It goes, the water ooxing over sidash, splash, unIt and then splash, til the other side is reached, when, with soiled skirts and soaked shoes, she proceeds on her wet and muddy way. Nothing could be more characteristic of their respective nationalities, and nothing could be more amusing than their mutual contempt for each others way. Translated From the French For Rt Louis Republic. Mew's Hets I see here ead Wexsesta Tells. that a woman writer wonder why a man always looks In hla hat before he put It ou." aaid the reflective man as ba looked up from hia paper. "Hen la what ahe says: 'When a mao I tuts on hla hat he most always look inside It first. What he expects to see remains a mystery, but he looks for It, all the same. That's easy. He looks in hia hat to see if the knot bolding the Inside band together will be at the hack of hla head when he pnta It on. Now, If ahe'll tell me why a woman always pulls down her veil and purses up her month before she steps out of door we'll call It square." New York Pres. Me Whiskers. In her last novel, The Dream and the Business." Mrs. Craigie. I regret to note, used the expression side whiskThe redundant "side" Is to bo found also In Meredith. Iflckens. tho rrestcr Richard sou, Bronte, Caine, ers." L Or-da- a pn h 5 tel Swiften p-t- . a