Show Li T I LAUGHTER You Needn’t Pay Any more for a reliable article In silver or gold than for rather poor goods' 'Be discriminating and your money will go farther “No Chickens for Sale” Our goods are reliable By DONALD ALLEN SALT LAKE Clll (Copyright lull 170 JNSl Making Use of the Boy “What Is the little boy crying so about Edward?” asked the mother “Because Tommy and me was slttin’ on him mamma” “But that wasn’t right to sit on the little fellow Edward" “Well you see mamma we was playing we was at the English coronation and somebody had to be tho grand- stand" by AttsociaUd Miss The same train that carried Mildred Frayne up to her aunt’s home at Long Point to spend the summer month also carried Mr Winfield Chester They sat lr different coaches nowever and there was no coincidence about it Had they sat In the same chair car he might have been a magazine and she looking reading out of the window A quarter of a mile below Aunt Taylor’s bouse lived old Mrs Ryder She was a widow and lived alone and now and then she bad a bad turn with rheumatism Miss Mildred had known her tor several years and it wasn’t two hours after her arrival that she started out to see the old lady She round her In bed and sadly needing nursing “What you need" sagely replied the girl when she bad beard the lamentations” Is chicken soup It’s better than all the doctors know at least I dozen people who'd have died but tor chicken soup Chicken soup wltn s little rice in it will make a well woman of you In two days” “Maybe It might help me" the patient sighed “It wllL (t must It cured me when had typhoid fever and the doccan get the tors bad given me up rice up at the house but as for the We have none :blcken — let me see? 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You can groan all till i come back Our family you want to however doctor says that groaning 1b a great help In curing any one” Back to Aunt Taylor's the girl got book and called down the telephone up one farmer after another and InIt quired about the chicken market was not encouraging Some had chickens and some hadn’t but those who bad answered that none was for sale The very last address proved bopetul The call was answered by a pleasant voice saying: “Why yes we have chickens here” “And will you sell one?” “1—1 don’t think we have ever sold chickens" “But this chicken Is A Is a special case Is wanted for an old lady who Literary Pres) up Thus as be approached the cottage be saw a figure of a girl standing In the highway and beard a voice calling: “If you are tbe man with the chicken make baste please Yes you have It and I’m so glad and tbankful You see want to get the soup made right Did away you bring change tor a dollar?” “Well — er — was the reply “Why you are not a farmer’s hired man!” exclaimed tbe girl as she looked at the chicken carrier for tbe first time “No but I have brought the fowl Let me carry It in for you please It's bleeding yet My name la Chester" "But really— “And do you know bow to pick and dress a chicken?” but never thought of “My stars that and Mrs Ryder's sound asleep! am Miss Frayne Mrs Taylor’s I'll have to run up and ask niece auntie” TO GOD ° Avoid Disputation The disputatious person never makes a good friend men In friendship look for peace and concord and some measure of ' content There are enough battles to fight outside enough and jostling In the street Jarring in the market place enough disputing discord in enough the workaday world without having to look for contention in the realm of the Inner life also There if anywhere we ask for an end of strife Friendship is the sanctuary of the heart and the peace of the Banctuary should brood’ over it Its chiefest glory is that the dust and noise of contest are excluded — Hugh Black night" Forty minutes later when old Mrs soup Ryder was taking her chicken and telling how good it was she noticed a serious look on face and asked what bad happened "Why a young man brought this chicken" "Bless his kind heart!” “And be dressed It for you” “Bless him some more!” “And he bossed me around terribly" “He did eh?” "And know Just how things are going to turn out He'll come here and then shall have again tomorrow aud to ask him to auntie's house she’ll like him and be'II like me I— and I— Well it won’t be two months before he’ll say be loves me and must have me and— and — " “And you’ll be engaged and then married and be one of the happiest Wbat a fine chickbrides in tbe land en! What ‘beautiful soup! Why that young man la worth bis weight In gold!” "Love and Life" We find the following tolerably clev description of love In an old magbeazine “Love Is like tbe devil cause it torments us like heaven belike cause It wraps the soul In Iblss pepper because it often sets one on fire like sugar because It Is sweet: like a rope because it Is often the bedeath of a man like a prison cause It makes one miserable like like wine because it makes us happy a man because It is here today and belike a woman gone tomorrow cause there is no getting rid of It like a beacon because It guides one to the port like a because it often runs away with one like a little pony because with- one it ambles nicely like tbe bite of a mad dog or the kiss of a pretty woman because they both make a man run mad like a goose because it is silly like a rabbit because there In a word it is like Is nothing like 1L a ghost because It Is like everything and like nothing— often talked about underbut never seen touched or er stood" Belle of tbe Beach "I got my band stung by a sea nettle" said the young girl too bad" “Terrible Four young men “It wasn't so bad Insisted on bolding my hand all at once" T saw day" 8hinlng a brigbt little yr fellow yester- "What did he sa He’d Just had his "Nothing bath” Good Vacation Advice on a hot summer Bishop Scalding gave one of the congregamorning tions of Portland Ore a timely piece of advice "Don’t" he said “when you go off on your vacation leave all your religion behind and take all your collection away with you" We misjudge' and distort the normally human nature of the Saviour when we picture him going through life as Dante did after he had writLADIES CAN XTKR SHOES ten his "Inferno" with the shadows ttm oihi rise Bomllor after ualrg Allen of perdition It We may Antlw'ptlo powder to bn almkoti into the shoe on his brow reainnd or new feboofoel eusy luHkes gravely question when It was that the ©otufurt tight For FKKB tnul cross began to darken our Lord’s Le Kuy oddrena Allen Uluisted package I there Is no hint of such pathway a foreboding A Commuter’s until we reach the midExplanation dle of hla ministry From that on The man in the iron mask explained there are occasional tokens that he “They assured me there were no saw Calvary ahead of him and was mosquitoes here" he cried at times pressed down with a dreadful sense of the inevitable agony BEAUTIFUL POST CARDS FREE for fire HHuiplea of my very choicHomlXcttamp which awaited him at the end But Flower and Motto Kmboased est Birthday all this is very far from affording any Font (old and loveliest divtlgns lrdt: beautiful colore Juckbor Art F oat Card Club Topeka Koutas reasonable ground for the conclusion that he smiled sometimes hut never I should say Is life worth living? laughed that it depends on the liver— Thomas If God did not Intend U8 to laugh Gold Appleton on occasion why did he endow us with the capacity to laugh with a Mr Winulnw's Boothm? Benin for Children sense of the humorous with the fac- '‘(thing mliii’P soften the a bottle ulty to see and enjoy wit fun and allays paiueures wind the absurd side of life and furthermore than is worth A live more why did he produce goose so many things and people to laugh at? — dead ancestor Zion’s Herald “Perhaps I can help you" said the young man trying hard to look wise “To get the feathers off easily you have to scald the bird believe Can you get some hot water?" “I’ve got a big kettle on the stove and here's a dlshpan But you mustn't You must take your pay and go help That is— that — ” “That is I’m going to help with the chicken You might spoil it for soup you know We lay It in the dish Now Now we we pour on boiling water turn it over After five minutes the feathers will be loosened" — “But you are a gentleman and you Tuberculosis Patients Neglected are a young man — and you must live Out of more than 225 public hosIn the city — and how do you know? pitals for the insane with a populaif don't know bow to dress a chicktion of fully 150000 only 70 or less en why should you?" than make any provision “And now we take It outdoors" confor their tuberculous inmates and tinued the young man with a smile this too in spite of the fact that the “and don’t you see bow easily tbe of deaths from this disease percentage And come off? feathers while I'm is very high among this class of peoholding the body over the flame of the ple Such is the substance of a statestove for a minute you will please get ment made recently by the National The chicken me the butcher knife Association for the Study and Prevenmust be drawn and hen cut up” hostion of Tuberculosis Seventy “But why do you help?” asked Miss pitals In 28 states providing all’ told Mildred about 3350 beds for tuberculous in“Because I feel sorry for Mrs Rysane patients sums up the provision der and because you don’t know how alNow to dress a chicken the knife made for this class of ofsufferers from deaths Now to put the pieces In cold water though tbe percentage tuberculosis among tbe insane ranges and rinse them thoroughly One'piecff’ from 50 to 200 per cent higher than will do for all tbe soup she’ll want toamong the general population night Only about a quart of water Now put in the rice and pepper and salt and boil for 30 minutes and there must go now but I’ll drop you are In In the morning to see how the patient gets along’’ — “But who who asked you to?" “Oh furnished the chicken didn’t with a laugh “GoodI?” he answered 111" “Then that alters the case and can promise you a fat pullet” “How much is It?” “No charge” “But I’m willing to pay and want If you can send It down to old to I’ll Mrs Ryder’s give you 60 cents Have the man bring change (or it for a dollar" said before we have no chick“As ens for sale but—” “And send him soon please Goodby” That message bad gone to the bouse of Mr Chesters mother and be it was who had answered It He believed the voice to be that of a girl He hadn’t bung up the receiver before her to be good looking be believed His mother hadn’t come Into the room before be bad made up bis mind to be the bearer of that chicken “I know there Is an old woman named Ryder living about two miles down the road" said the mother “but she can't have r telephone in her cotit might have come from the tage I’ll have James kill a Taylor’s chicken and take it down there” “But I’m going to take it myself” ald the young man "And why?” “1 want to see the girl who owns lhat voice" Mrs Taylor Is as old “Nonsense! 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