STUDENT LIFE Tl UTAH STATE LEGISLATORS Fli J Clayson chairman Wil- THfc'rtArE4 THAT (’AN FITLY SKKVE Yufl SCRAPS COLLEGE GUESTS TODAY ferd C Brim ley H Claude AnLester Miller derson G M Continued from Page One) Spencer Horace L Richards And there was only one red Hat I leaning Shines Herbert B Maw John M 1 J Tingey T Clark Callister dress Irmpfffpt Waving hi the room at the time1 Irrigation— sure I’m color is W" the only C Cates Charles (Red Knight chairman IS West Center St Utah —Clifford E Young C Petersen George A Fuller E of nowadays1 There were mared and twelve or fifteen L Burgon Lester Spencer John E Booth Okerlund James W roon sweaters through Juab Willard — George H George W Wilmer — Maw J Caingan 71184 show Just Imagine” Ryan a hobby William A Jetison - has L Dart chair -B Judciarya think and grin af deptin the M man A S Tin§6y n visuq6 Iair‘ of Thprp Sanpete —W D Candland was built a large number of sets Sevier Wayne Piute Gar- Anderson John E Johnson Will misnomer in it though: itgl?nng show three F-- L-- West dean of the fac- ‘including field Kane — Wm T Owens 1980’ians taking lunch (Continued from Page One) M Mills James W Carrigan jn the ulty once took work in phys- dynes stdi had Undergraduates at Barnard they E Millikan Jr Robert Frank G Eastman whte teeth Pepso- (nMtctlmrt'in “nhvi’Kt "d'iscov- of hobbies Prof college New York who are in Miller dbeautiful Beaver Iron— George JefM Speaking George the Thev down physical t condition 'chairman DavidNeff Stanley F D Dames has the hobby of run to the Millikan ray will in ferson to take be required pr and ilshing Dr N are William hunting H P Edwards Goggin “dual-And hand at that that relaxEmery Carbon Grand San A Pedersen maintains a stable courses m “rest and Nelson wrestling George Horsley Mars on are that EDITOR EXCHANGE Credits ity” proposition given to Juan — Knox Patterson a sail- thei horses being enjoyed by ation M MJis was Livestock — John bit of a j eRcry iiv0 coach was at one time a neat are who students beihg taught Davis Tooele — David F chairman E L Burgon David -- m be a great day for boot-Ne- or in the Norwegian navy Mr Pedersen and his daughMEXICAN ATHLETICS Think oJ the Nelson ters the brothers West of the how to sleep (But don't kid Mr Charles R Dalton Israel 'wgers SPECIAL WHITER Smith Phi Phis Kappa about the size of Norway s faculty have a mountain camp potentialus K Esplin House of Representatives SPECIAL WRITER to which among up Logan canyon Manufacturing and Commerce! The Aggie victory Saturday navy) Box Elder — Horace I RichA HAT TO SPECIAL UkRITER sumthey occasionally steal TYPIST ards Fielding Wm C Horsley —Asahel H Woodruff chairman night was what you might call While reporting for a Spo- mer and winter Miles E Miller James R Beus “unconditional surrender” — one -- TYPIST I know not where thou art Brigham paper Davis McIntyre Cache — John H Kemp North John E Johnson George W 'of those vietones where the kane of the I only know custodian Bill Saltern 32 Jack interviewed Dempsey the 'moral the Okerlund and physical thou wert on the hook as Lcgan Saul E Hyer Lewiston came at the asking him 50 questions- - Since M A building plays the tenor That Military Affairs— C Clarence 'spiritual (almost) Charles C Petersen Hyrum clean WilHis grandfather the of is full Mr L B Dart timebanjosame There Neslen McIntyre charman: — probably Woodruff Rich T J Tingey as snow BUSINESS MANAGER won’t be such another ’all sea- - Ideas of Heywood Brown and liam Denham was head of And pura A Fuller Benjamin D Back Weber— George ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGER had just read “The Sun Field” Denham it Sons Co London And as I turned Smelting— James son and M Mills Burch Mining John Huntsville my head to eat CIRCULATION MANAGER D one of the questions he asked manufacturers arid shippers of Creek James R Beus Hooper B Wilsci chairman Milton H was In my plate j ever saw a herd of Jack was how he got alokig pianos to England Italy and What If you Paine Nightingale Harry Maw Plain Wilmer City J Some wretch just heartless ' America- John E sheep when out gracing raise with his libido REPORTERS Morgan— James W Carrigan Claude Anderson grabbed their heads here and there like Johnson Peterson ate You I while chewed in the Vert jniaeeib £2&h Punk- Howard Jefwop Helen Heaser Husk PenUentlarv — Miles E Miller white dots appearing on a gray Dean Hale student In M- A Holbrook C Davis— Ward Reunion Rntbi I'ltaWi (JlHilya JeoHep Ralph Waulaw “Sonny” E chairman John M Mills Ward bldnket you get a picture of is the inventor of three dif- dark emit sparks Ask Ethel I know not who he was nor Hooper Millie McXeH ferent rotary Internal combus- JensonP H Goggin what happens when an SweaMp Mia GeOfge Bishop (Tooele— Frank G Eastman C Holbrook shall I ask tion engines He has models I' Hirschi souncement is made In the t trail n David Lata Laut Dave McEnt ire Fueal Tooele I m not so dumb of the is an Ben-mo- n Nicholson enginesNeff Paul jbrary S junior ' Salt Lake— Joseph No 11 January 23 1931 Public Buildings and Grounds agile fellow have you seen Perchance it may have been Taylorsville Mrs Leonard n Did you ever take a moment and most him thread his body through The guy I stole it from For the chairman W —Eric P Blvd Ryberg 4670 Holladay Cahoon — Syracuse Daily Oranga how to out on faithful person figure the campus a broom? Niels Fugall°r several) H Goggin 255 W So Temple Miles E Miller Joe caretaker Wilford c imany dollars worth of hoes are- we nominate 1639 S 5 E Milton D Paine A H Woodruff probably owned oy fifteen hun- Havertz otherwise lovingly In the history oil the WomDavid Neff 2234 Hyland Drive Bnmlev how many k'nown as “the prompt Teu- en’s Athletic Association only Allen 15? gudents Public Health-S- eth Wilford C Bnmley McCormick “Old and six sweaters have been ton” Reliable’ 1061 S Tanner H Mrs After s loftf and slow process of recovery from a sprained Bldg “Prince Bismarck” hundred points are rei Allen S Tingey A J Lowe Jr A s nngey stuff hke thlg about them? Third Ave James to win a sweater one neck twisted kaee and injured pride I take to the press to Walker Bank Bldg Eric W Ry Benjamin D Black quired While in the navy during hundred points are given for NOTICE A J Lowe Jr 874 E 2 S Harry Wilson Wilford C Brimley About six percent of the li- four years Reynard Johnson participation in give vent to the cause and a possible remedy for my ills and berg Public Lands— W C Gates each major LOST: An applied Entemolo-g- y 1344 Fillmore Street Mrs at brary any population given in mechanic arts the Lee Madsen eventdepartErnest Clarthoae of my stiffening fellow students chairman 2 C S textbook Finder return to time is propped behind specta- ment Nightingale 1140 W 1 So E L S Nebeker the passed ' through President’s Office cles Another six percent The terr&Ie physical mental and spiritual injustice ence Neslen 45 E Jordan ' five C Panama canal times Wilford H As Public “worth seeing Printing— West being Now you guess one which has lowered me to the depths of inefficiency came Burgon Eric W chairman about school we suggest the Found: A black and white Claude Anderson Garfield L Brimley Franke student Gerhardt two Eastman G Main Frank On relief maps of the Swallow Fountain pen in room and last the 32 South Ryberg large Saturday nights Friday Friday B Cardon gamee duriig Colliers for and posters making in of school arts and science state of Utah planned and 280 S Public Utilities — John Boston Bldg Loser please Wednesday night spent the evening along with numerous student Miles E Miller John H New York and Erie Railway was a soldier in the German built by William Peterson and call at Miss Carlsons office Summit —John El Johnson Woodbury chairman company sufferers dodging pipes craning to see around the basket was woulnded C in service D W- - Smith Head work and ' Kemp William C Horsley In his letter to Weldon Mr army Park City — James B Wilson Clarence Neslen Eli J Clay- Stoops naively admits that he can relate stirring stories of hand work here- N S F A POLL SHOWS trying to sit on one square inch of solid board and a foot of Wasatch the conflict Clark great son George M Miller F DRINKING STILL EXISTS ‘was never an alumnus of anyyielding imagination On Friday evening I spent the period Midway Reed Christianson’s grandDewey Paine Callister thing” during the game studying the none too inspiring back of a Utah— Milton LMemorial— and Pleasant Resolutions P Christianson had father (Continued from Page One) On that night the only sight DividendEli Niels Fugal the reputation of having in- ment ownership of public utilJ Clayson Ameri- Mrs H S Tanner chairmanM LD CLIFF HIGHEST 1 1University's player's Grove ball oounds of when once was went out D of the John the Hammond 'V LeBaron W got game and made ities the vote was split can Fork George GRID Truest of all A C legends vented designed SCHOLAR Mills and 1 gut glimpse of it as it shot over my aching head Santaquin The further and most worthy of being di- more agricultural implements questlonnahe La Taxation— Revenue C man and In Uintah-Oam-es than the state of brought out that the bulk of Hacking (Continued from Page One) gested by a freshman are the UUh any They say it was a good game but I had to ask one- - of the chairman David Hirschi the student leaders present fagarded as one of the most dif- tacts that President E G- Pettownspeople to tell me about it It seems that they the P°Juab—Will L Hoyt’ Nephi James R Beus Frank G East- ficult vor United 8tatcs taking a posicourses was erson in once the Institution completely newspaper reporters and the two teams were the only ones Sanoe’e— Peter C Peterson man Mrs A J Lowe Jr tion of world leadership in the Rulon Budge former Weber hirsute (consult dictionary) Ernest Madsen James B Wilson George W athlete and of disarmament and the cause t permitted to sesif the great event Many students were there Jr ' Ephraim pres- and in 1915 when he began to IeBaron Ernest Madsen S M sed Cliff for quarterback Prof Charles E- - McClellan’s adherence to the world court 92 serve honors a with was colthe in the hopes of getting a squint’ at the struggle as Manti youngest Carbon—George M Miller - Jorgensen Israel H Esplin A average Budge is one of the lego president in the mother has lived In every year on the basis of the Root formI did but most of them were disappointed Not all were as Price Wlnle a great number Stanley Edwards Hiawa- S Tingey Asahel H WoodruffW married members of the squad in a tcentury but is not one ula 4b a Horace L Richards James C ortuacte in securing such agopd seat as I was favored United States’ recogniThe next five athletes in order Von Robertson was one of hundred old Castle And A1 his len years tion of Soviet Russia if a settleCarrigan of their scholarship dunng the the first party of three to make Each sisiaat pays fifteen dollars as his activity fee when Emery —Seth Rules— and Joint Rules were Cyril Maughan the trip over Lady mountain youngest son has just turned ment of debts could be reached Hammond Frank G Eastman chairman quarter Odell six lived but in he esters a£jt& Three dollars of that amount goes to help Grand— W has D years eight by the two governments almost guard Thompson half- trail in Zion National park at difltrent years— which B L Dart A S Tingey ought half of those voting were unthe stadium An almost similar amount goes back Delbert Young payfoihs-d'r- y quarter- night The mountain is nearly to be Salfam- decided one out of M Fees Etc— Salaries S George back Jorgensen Dan Gillespie perpendicular Approval of unemployfet the Athletic council By a little close figurfor ty--r the trail is ily we enough think! ment insurance and disapproval W Okerlund chairman Ben- and Ned McBeth All them of lna domarked narrow hundred and thousand five but eyproximately ten ing "dole system” were Millard —T Clark Callister jamin D Black Lee S Nebe- maintained high averages The poorly the party made the trip only L M Windsor in the en- of the out llars ker in the survey R activity fees (that is 2 per emit) goes to of the brought great majority by moonlight C Cates Milford State Mental Hospital— Mrs gineering department and di- O T C on a compulsory basis finished with an averW the sc 3rt cf the Athletic council before its benefits reach Cirrector of the bird sanctuary was rejected by the vote and Eli age above 80A J Lowe Jr chairman Piute— Chas R Dalton to 3 and good We are not bewailing the fact Les Randall- - 34 can m kick J‘ Clayson W D Hammond The medal is donated annual- 8 Inches above his head with project did - not quit growing favored "on an elective plarrt Ml Okerlund hot it tpc’J s seal that from what is left we would be allowed ClwSme-Geo- rge W until thirty-oneLee S Nebeker Charles R Dal- ly by the Logan Poet No 7 of a run a foot with a run and some in the matter of securing seats at athton Mrs H S Tanner S M the American Legion will jump Try it! It Es- Believe it or not no Delta Garfield— Lester Spencer Jorgensen letic eeltests V realize that there is a greater financial probably be awarded on athletic Nu ever ventures across the State University and Agricu- award day which comes late return £y sciZry the good seats to townspeople but why Cairon-Joh- n It is reported that Kaurken street without S Woodbury Ce ltural College— Israel H Esplin next month rubbers or gaBardesbarian an Armenian loshes (Authority should we he icEde to support athletics which we should not dar City Alpha Zeta Dinner Jau 23 Mrs Leonard Cafor statechairman A student at C the Hirschi Debate — B Y U at Logan ? Davd Wilment: pulls C Prof at Frank Petersen an the games Arnold do and than be farced to take the leavings hoon Charles Washington— WASHINGTON MEDAL down straight A’s in his sub- old and Jan 22 Maw Eric W Ryberg witness) trustworthy - mer J seats of 'i to section AWARDS a wanted OrDESIRED the Home Ec House Party Sacs of organizations get jects mostly mathematical) H WJ1 L Hoyt Lee S Nebeker store-Watcand works at a chain Jan 24 On the morning of Wedtogether at the hist games in order to reinforce the (Continued from Page One) this young man! Ski Canyon Party Jan 24 14 PARTY Juan—Benjamin SKATE Jan nesday Howard ing —a jt needs reinforcing They were not allowed to do sin in schools the and colleges Upeilon Omicron Dinner BIG MEDICINE saw freshman Blanding the PhiDanco this hot were fortzpat to get seats et all Upon appearing Black It is proposed to hold In the While studying In Minnea- Schaub Jan 24 ' sun passed across the room Duchesne—B L of been had durin thkkk which seats ProfNebeker city that maWashington aofound Aaron it t the Feb 6 S tjios Newey University Players into a close When it sudDaggettr-L- ee (Continued from Page On?) city of Washington during the polis and chine shop once turned out Feb 7 Friars Dance newspaper Manila denied students were filled with townspeople went the horrors of a severe dark he to denly if inerlod of the bicentennial stepped three surface) plates iki ap- the window and discovered 14 all Beta Valentine Party Feb 29 tWpC4 reporters end etheri big guns who were willing to enrich the Here are the Ways and Means ntPit mav)ebration an exhlbltion of SCUlp- - proximately 40 He In about twenty seconds that Feb houvs Psi Alpha Kappa of students the relies coffers of the athletic council at the expense Ptottoe ! scraped their faces so accu- the sun had disappeared- of the State legislature be stated Military Ball they cut no mean to George Washington rately — Niels that when any two of Pi Kappa Alpha It would seem that'if we are to p iy fbr privileges we should Bodies on the ice Professors taining figure and time This his exhibition them were slid together no air chafrmam Charles R Dalton Stock and West acted as judges will have the be allowed to partially claim then when the time comes They say that athletics do Pounders Day cooperation of was left between and in the various contests not go with Intelligence yet Kampus Kaprioe they Lester Spencer BealaaimQo commission the national of fine -were held tightly “stuck” to A unique and not ordinary Black Horace L Richards perhaps as Junior Prom A Fuller feature was the dancing on the arts the national sculpture so- one another through atmos- Coach a Jenson has Ball George Engineers as E Hyer man on large national of the library any ciety gallery C Pet ice after the skating was over Friars the campus and la conversant Joseph S Benmon PR Beus Music The pheric pressure was furnished under the art and similar authorities Beno Ball James erson Jr with the of the outof such cogitations bringing together Ernest Kimber Larson sophomore notables as Socrates A Day direction of Prof Stock and standing art treasurers especW Carrigan James Plato can Ken Shields The ice makes one Ceesari wife could do no wrong Being in the upper juggle three balls and Up Voltaire Dewey Durant Theta Alpha Play a collection contemof the ially A — disadslick dance floor but a George Pi Kappa Alpha Dance crust of Washington dance And do other things tjmropriations professors are believed to be in that saipe porary portraits C William to was of it that due vantage Mar 25 “Believe-- it will doubtless prove one of the or not Prof ArFuller chairman category Rut there is one quaint custom from which we Tinrslev our present method of acrobats&ul E Hycr nold Is the most attractions of the nationvenerable Alpha Kappa Psi Spring 7 wish the pedagogues of this Institution would break away — Goggin’ C Clarence Neslen ic dancing it was an impossi- major Spice Formal man on the campus May M Mil-u- r bility to maintain the perpendi- al capital during the celebraSpence Richards ( 33) and that of saving the main thought of the lesson until the five Ernest Madsen George Miles Beta Delta Spring Formal' tion E with the cular time and Marble enCallister keep (’33) have Barney F Clark minuted after the bell for dismissal has rung It seems in- While a student at the A May 2 tered into a compact S Woodbury B music- Anyway it was one dance LTAZOA CLUB that KES Soiosis spring turiiii Alder instructor in poulconsistent that a worthy professor should not have outgrown Miiler’ John T we to not which have at did whichever one W shaves first try majored in horticulture May 2 SEVERAL Iftw MEMBERS must serve as valet The throw open the windows the childish habit of saving the frosting of his cake until L1 Dart and menial minored In woodwork shortly Sigma Chi Spring Formal student body wishes to thank to the other tfntil spring quar- thereafter linking — Lester- - Spencer last ’ assumed charge of May S (Continued from Page One) ter contest started Jan 14 the A H Woodniff E- L Hayward Baker and aR who asDelta Kappa nil May 18 poultry Since the removal of the' library to regions in the east chairman Harry Nightingale L sisted in preparing the really honorary member The other still going strong! department Delta Nu Barney is May 16 Allen fine rink on which Aggie stu- honorary members are Dr W maintaining every minute eounts especially as the footing on that calf Burgon 23 B Cardon David Hirschi Phi Believe it or not but one W Henderson who Is head of Iota' Kappa May dents for have enjoyed skating ’ behind a coat at paint Spence of Pi leading to it is rather precarious The time undergrads Animal the path the Professor C Kappa J Alpha Canyon department weeks We Husbandry this several Goggin hope is resigned to his fate ' are 'corporations— P H Okerlund bunch (Mart Ellis) has more Party May 36 halj in class after the gong has sounded is wasted No- chairman first ice carnival may be repeat- Sorenson and Professor George George W Scholars Knowleton than the number of May 15 next Banquet an be required made ed and a listens and time if the seconds H a few year Mrs there body lengthens Robbins hours of chemistry Nightingale Margaret (Mugs) To warm up on the group Harry annual affair W ’33 Callister is irritation and annoyance on both sides The instructor is Tanner T Clark highly abbreviated waitress sang their theme song "A Marcertain irritated because of the disorder and students are C Gates L B fardon ine Fragety ” Datus Hammond at the Grill cafe has taklhg YORK ARTIST NEW M — Jorgensen Education S read ways (Ask the boy friends) AIDS BUZZER secretary and treasurer uneasy became of the unnecessary delay A little more con- chairman John M Mills Charthe constitution In order to sideration on UCb sides would help the situation out mater- les C Petersen T J Tingey this? Dr Vickers tells acquaint the new members with ot How’s (Continued from Page One) Its a student writing a comA talk “Bioloially It would not be difficult for professors to dismiss their Ward C Holbrook Mrs H S8 were principles to so do unable Since that John EU J Clayson nt the Galapagos position encouraging proiTTtiy and in return students should keep atten- Tanner time a contact has been made gical Aspects Israel H Esplin was given by Vice Pre- spirit who said “When the not begin to rattle paper and slam books Woodbury tion exwl dl and he has consented Islands” Elections— George W LeBar- to contribute willingly sident Melvin Janes after which team begins to loose don’t beto the 1931 an- the shut or shuL'j feet five or ten minutes before the bell rings on chairman William C Hortopic 1was thrown open for gin to slack” nual EttJe courtesy should undoubtedly sley Sirs Leonard Cahoon A “Herbie” Stoops entered the a general discussion Leonard soAmong other Engrossing — MrB James “bright anU I 8 A C (rather U- - A C) In Membership in the Utazoa foJlngs between faculty and student and Cihocn R chairman and stu- swers from the kiddies” Dr 1903 and attended during four ciety is invitational r (mxybe several hundred years) do away with Ecus Mrs A J Lowe Jr majoring in the depart- Maeser received the following not steadily dents though of congress ment of zoology and estomology definition from a freshman: Fish and Game— T J Tingey years He a to was enough graduate chairman Joseph 8 Bennion member of the Student Life are chosen on a basis of schol- “A Rzss is an insol uable property that has a lighter density John H Kemp Mrs Leonard staff each year doing a large arship and personality David Neff Peter C then 1 degree C and is usualCahoon 8tudent n part of its illustrating Pefcr-seIDni THIRTY C ONE SCHOLARS ly helpful to combustion” Peterson Jr Charles Life was then a monthly magaSeth ON ALL “A” ROLL George W UBaron? zine During his school work t’l'f1 Mk hat do you think ofl this? i‘ Allen W C Gates Will W and after leaving he found use (Ctstiaaed from Page One) Profs Ricks from (Continued Pedersen One) newson his for vivid Page the pen end numberless minor but pro- Horand Bridges— lonf residents of the country papers of the west As he grew tins Lee Bybee 81eglried ! " J T3 the result of many "Hell Weeks” aceHighway L Richards chairman more practised he was drawn Stuckl Joseph W Tay- hot' being able to find their Allen Seth lor W ewer the country It is because of Eric William Thatcher Lynn way ' home after holding Ryberg toward that Mecca of a Saul E gradually W Okerlund and New Thomas Howard B artists Tolmah class in Garland! in designers our £rents the legislatures GeorgeWard John Holbrook C Bion - York where he now resides " — L -- confidence Is the fraternity as a Hyer Simile: “He knows np more S Woodbury Charles R DalDuring his varied career Mr of this than a pig does of j 'has furnished illustra- ton John 8 Bennion ’ Stoops ' Induatrial School— H Claude Uona f0r many of America’s skating” 8- - R Stock (Plcture-esquein sbc!fsbing all forma Anderson chairman John H- leading magazines among them fAB — TRANSFER 8 BAOGAGR a A Fuller 8tan the Hearst controlled fjnrtrd has been taken Kemp George Planes Hwnebsld Geeda and r rds Wilmer J Mw and magazines Coilers 'papers — cf a mora aens'bie ley t Trunks— Canyan Trips Trucks Weekly Hir-acDavid Peterson C He is and at others Trter present - L Ctaaed ar Tka Daily Cars the eight years durRemarque’s illustrating story 149 N 2nd East Legs llah ingDuring which he has had radio as Insurance and Real Estate — “The Road Back” running in The Modern Barber and Beauty Parlors Dragnet — stu-Ide- People °e super-hetero- The Crow’s Nest -‘ ! ‘Smn ’ ff I Life-save- rs - i an-Nie- ls pm Veto “ ! Cctts For Arc - best-know- College Students? given-Fiftee- ' - t Accomplishments hed a - Believe It Or Not - u£s Mier— d psCzlast "S-- wifa Thu w3 ’1 letter-winne- rs - caOntkm Social Calender “kSSS! HU f gnte Fik pr Sags Cooperation d3eje ' zii - 1 ’ - his self-respe- ct school oned r’: ttrtitles A Great Sale of MEN’S FINE tif :3 Uei At wTgl ’ r 811-va- I and :'vt a i Charles R fci tin t J 7 r - N ir hl -- - Johnson ' ?) Interests “Store of Greater Values”