Show HIKE Its Faster For some getting to school can be quite a problem There fr are always a few who have some transportation problems f. f so many rely upon their friends f. to help them out a little n r If you are one of these unfortunate r. r f t nate people I have a little advice advice ad ad- I i. i vice for you If youre you're a male ride wih a male Females can f ride with males m a l Ie e s but males shouldn't ride with females ri I have been riding the biggest k j 1 pc portion of the summer quarter with one of our fair young la lat la- la t dies I nade made a few observations j. j this last er that I would r like to pass on cm to fellow men in my situation f. f First of all they seem to want to get to school very early Not t for any reason other than the tY it i. i l fact that they haven't been able abie to rap for a good many hours because they have been sleep sleep- ing This being unbearable they strive to get here early Second they give a time they expect you to be ready to go Now if you ride with one like I Ido Ido Ido do you will spend the quarter trying to figure out about what time she really means In doing this here are some hints to help you figure this out If she went out the night before before before be be- fore you can always ask in advance advance advance ad ad- vance you can assume she's at least a half hour late Unless of course it was a super date Then she has to get to school to lay it on her comrades If she had a bad test the day before shell she'll be late If a teacher d dc c j asked her not to be late shell she'll be late Now if she is getting her hair done on a Wednesday you better better better bet bet- ter get up a little early on Thurs Thurs- day I honestly believe they dont don't sleep after getting a hair do They probably stay up all night so as not to muss it up Then in the morning the waiting is so much so they decide to z leave an hour or so early So here it is with four more days of school and I almost have it figured out I hope that it doesn't take you guys as long longas as it has taken me One thing to be sure of if they're late or early its it's never by a few minutes rather its it's by byan byan an hour or two They seem to have a beautiful way of catching you in the shower i f s |