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Show Wise and Otherwise A nice young high, school hoy who lives on a ranch not far from Bingham Bing-ham has had several calls from two young girls who said they stopped for a drink. It's rather a long way to go for a drink but one must have some excuse. , A nice young man in town has had hia picture taken and seemed very anxious to have a good one. Wonder who will get one? We wonder why a certain mail man in town has court plaster under his eyes? , ' . Miss Gertrude Hoffman has nothing noth-ing on one of our young men when It cornea to grace and classical interpretation interpre-tation of our favorite American songs. " The weather man said that not a drop of rain" fell in any state in the union on Monday, but (Bingham was far from dry, Qne of the young men last week had an off day and some of the girls are taking it very much to heart The early morning musician has stopped his Binglng since last week's item, and we miss it very much. All we wanted to know was who he tvas. A well known young lady appeared on the street one day this week with a service pin on her sleeve. It causod a lot of curiosity. She says that she would like to explain but . . . and then she blushes. What do you think? A certain small guy hereabouts frequently fre-quently visits I he city which he says has no heart. Several progressive young ladies, who are always on the lookout for new fellows, were taken back severely severe-ly a few days ago when the wife of a certain new comer suddenly put in her appearance. A very curious young man dropped in the Press Bulletin office (Monday and asked why it was that a certain young tool sharpener of the camp would miss a shift to go down in the valley to see his girl who has the flu. One of the mail carriers says that the appearance of the clerks in the post office has been greatly Improved since they have started to wearing masks. He says that the change is so great that he thinxs tney are a pretty good looking bunch now, when they have their masks on. The peerless penman of Lark was In town last week and while here he took occasion to confer the title of doctor upon the custodian of tho town hall ' . ' One of the post. office girls says she wonders why it Is that a certain mall carrier always makes a dive ifor the Midvale bag the first thing every morning. The boys say that a nice young nan of the camp quit his Job here last week to go to see hia girl in Spring-Vllle. Spring-Vllle. . ... A certain young couple who ore planning for a very delightful occasion occa-sion are puzzled Just now to decide who shall be best man and maid of honor It's pretty hard walking from Midvale Mid-vale at about 2 o'clock in the morning but a Bingham boy proved It can be done. There were two people on a straw ride last week seemed entirely oblivious ob-livious to anyone else and to all appearance ap-pearance were greatly enjoying themselves. them-selves. One of the above persons had a game leg but that didn't bother his arm. 1 A Bingham lad, who Is neither red nor yellow but Is altogether green, had a rather sickening experience in Salt Lake on Sunday. He was on Main street and was looking for chicken when suddenly he discovered what he thought to be a pair of good lookers off some distance with their backs turned. He hastened towards to-wards them, but just as he was doffing doff-ing his hat and preparing for an elaborate elab-orate salutation, to his chagrin he observed that they were a couple of coons. Two mall carriers were in Salt LRke Sunday night on very important import-ant business. It Is said that a Bingham couple were married at iZon City Sunday, the bride being 32 years of ago, and the groom 28, and that formal announcement an-nouncement of the nuptials will be made later. There is one handy thing about this wearing of masks and that Is you don't have to smile and look plerinant at every one you meet In the first place you seldom know the party you meet, and in the next place the expression on the face is not In evidence. |