PAGE TWO. The THE HERaLD-JOURNAPublished every Logan, Utah, SATURDAY, LOGAN, UTAH, L, NOVEMBER 28, 193 L Telephone (Continued afternoon at Co., by the Cache Center Street, 75 West 50. hasten there United Press, NEA Service, Western of Newspapers. Proclaim second-clas- s matter at the postoffice Logan, Utah, under the Act of Congress, March Entered as Load. 7 As Liberty Bell. - At S, 1879. The power to tax is the power to destroy. I SKEPTICISM ONE OF OIJR MOST VALUABLE TRAITS of skepticism ix one of the most THE Salty Americanwe trait We have heiome an Oh, y ah things possess. V, nation, and it is good for llnwdy, folks! It will soon Inti tor for sports exports to select football teams. their With every coach, wire associa tion, .sporls editor and umpire team, selecting' an it i a poor player who doesn't hind on some list UKF.KN OUTSTANDING KltS rOOTUALL Il-Fountain, Term, iron, Ore. Weekly, Wawh. Lurk, 5 ale. Hair, Auburn, f'umpkin, (enter. S ery, !U. THIS Those who are governed least are governed Lest." Thomas Jefferson. tis. While sports editors are choosfootball ing their elevens, why not go a step furan ther, and pick water carrier for the team? I lady's easing North Pole? Reader. ... nice thing alxiut this habit of ours is that we seem Au F.sikimono. NOW bethe getting the capacity to say Oh, yeah? to tall tales DIZZY DITTIES from hig people as well as to tall tales from little people. The In Africa, thiy say, The people sleep in trees. lady from Louisiana is not the only one U discover that it is getting very hard to sell a fantastic yarn to the American When the wind begins to blow They must get shaky in the public. knees. The Spanish civil war brought out a fine crop of atrocity does your stories. The World War itself produced none better. There Aunty Mary, dear, read those mother know you were enough tales of torture, mass executions, and general, spicy magazines? sadistic cussedness to make ones blood boil if he happened Mary tage ID Goodness, no! to believe them. But most of them failed to get very far. She doesn t even know I've found The American public went for a hig batch of those things where she hides them. A YE DIARY a couple of decades ago; now it is a trifle wiser. e We have had Itearers in politics, too. One gentleThya morning to arguing with man came forward with a sure-cur- e scheme by which every- Duiih Brew over whlrh do be the one in the land who had passed his or her Goth birthday est radio program n the air, and for Rudy Valleea would be paid $200 a month by the government a scheme aho doth vote vote for Jack Benhour, and I do so marvelous that these vast sums could he paid without ny and Mary Livingstone, and ao high words between ua, but anon bankrupting the treasury or imposing crippling taxes. The voters looked at it, sniffed at the edges cautiously, we do decide that our favorite program do he Vie and Sane. And and decided that they had smelled that smell before. so to the printery. demonstrated that our every ill a bum money system. If the people would but follow his advice on money matters and vote as he said, all their troubles would be over. This man, too, got a weary Oh, yeahs? for his pains. There were others, whom you no doubt can remember for yourself. They used fine phrases and d adjectives to prove that the republic was about to collapse, .that our financial institutions were on the brink of ruin, and that Mr. Stalin was just over the next hill and the people somehow just didnt believe them. ' Skepticism is a fine thing. er double-jointe- SOME YULETIDE FUN LOCAL stores advise us to shop early for Christmas. glancing at the calendar one can tell that ye olde Yuletide season is near at hand. Well join the parade. Well lmy Aunt Julie a present because she always buys us one. And well fill a bulging stocking for our children. Hut for some real fun try to spring one on someone who .doesnt belong on your list. Maybe you can surprise the poor family around the corner with a large turkey. Charity? Not at all just a Christ- - mas gift. Christmas Carol. BEHIND THE SCENES IN WASHINGTON WASHINGTON In the most beautiful of the embassy budd-- i in ings Washington, alone among beautiful portraits of fat, powder-wigge- d ladies of the ancient Spanish court and many other aris- tocratic trappings, is a middle-age- d professor of great learning and distinction, who muses over the relative ease with which this country accepted a New Deal. He is Don Fernando de los Rios, .the Spanish ambassador, until recently president of the University of Madrid. He is short, has a black beard, wears spectacles, and speaks in a soft, musiral voice. His eyes sometimes fill with tears He is one of the worlds most educated men, an internationally known authority on philosophy, medicine, political science, economics and law. The Spanish republic success-siveimade him minister of justice, minister of education, and minister of foreign affairs. y 1 t how it ever came about that the Spanish situation was so misrepresented in the American political campaign as to convince many Americans that Communism and religion were issues primarily involved. 'These people are not Spaniard; who bomb and burn our churches and museums and seats of culture in Madrid, insists the ambassador 'The pilots are either s or Germans. No Spaniard would bomb our women and children , as they wait in line for milk " Ital-lon- Imagine, De los Rios suggests. Mussolini Rome or bombarding Hitler Berlin. At least those dictators stirred up the people and achieved some mass support, he says. In Spain, he claims, the "people" are all on one side. The most radical thing the Spanish republic did, De los Rios says, was to pass a law under the constitution to modify the concentration of land ownership by spending 52,Oihj,uoO pesetas a year to buy up and redistribute land. He displays Spains national budgets for past years, showing how an eight-yea- r plan for 20, OOt) primary schools - which he himself launched has been half completed since the monarchy went out. "If Madrid falls, the struggle will go on," declares Ambassador De los Rios "What can they do without the people? There will be mass sabotage unprecedented. The people will not work for these conquerors. No triumph will be possible." top-hea- One by one the aristocrats and army officers of the embassy '.staff slipped off as the cables told of General Franco's advances, until finally De los Rios was left alone with a couple of servants. De los Rios sits down and says ther are things he cannot understand why the Spanish people could not achieve social and economic progress without inciting the wealthy and the army to a campaign of mass mur-de- r; how the civilized world can I accept the ravishment of Spain by Moors and mercenary Foreign Degion troops, or the "mas-acr- e cf women and children in the bomhaidmeut of Madrid, land-owne- half-sava- v Mrs. Harvey Miles entertained Jensen with an attractively arranged dinner birthday dinned at her home SunSunday evening. Covers were laid day The occasion was her husI for Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Ralph of bands birthday anniversary and Preston, Mr. and Mrs. Hans B. all members of their immediate Nielsen, Mr. and Mrs. O. H. Birch, family were present. The table Mr. and Mrs. Joseph A. Pearce, was in every detail and Mr. and Mrs. Francis Olson, Mrs. roverslovely were marked for Mr. and Frank Dusenberry, Mrs. Ruby W. Mrs. Harvey Miles, Mr. and Mrs. Jensen and the host and hostess. Earl Miles and two sons; Mr. and Bridge was enjoyed after the Mrs. Royal Miles and son of Presdinner. Mrs. Joseph A. Pearce ton, Idaho; Mr. and Mrs. Max I'm sure getting into a pic- won high score, Mrs- O. H. Birch Miletg and little daughter Delkle," suld the worm as he bored the and Mrs. Frank Dusen- bert and Farrell of Cornish. A his way into a cucumber. social afternoon and evening folI berry the honor. Mrs. Ruby W. Jensen was host- lowed the dinner party. ess to the members of the Coterie The special genealogical meeting at her home Friday evening. held Sunday evening was presided Down club Trails Up Bridge was enjoyed, Mrs. O. H, over by De Con Pitcher. Prayers BY X REPORTER Birch winning high score prize were offered by M. C. Neagle and prize and Mrs. Eugene Petersen Wm. Evans Sr. of Logan. Elder Gunnar Rasmuson of the Logan honor and all cut prizes. I will lift up mine eyes unto theMrs. Marlin Anhder and Mrs. 11th ward bishopric of Logan gave the hills, from whence cometh The L. Clark were special guests. a very interesting talk on Hebrews used, he, the Psalmist, P. Beyond." Mr. and Mrs. Salisbury Luncheon was served. my help. by their daughter Mrs. Leroy Baxter entertained accompanied When the Psalmist uttered those Miss Salisbury sang a vocal duet; in honwords and they were taken down at dinner Sunday evening Salisbury played a piano or of her birthday anniversary. Miss Mrs. by the court reporter in whatever Lorena F. Anderson were laid for Mr. and solo. kind of shorthand the ancient Covers Mrs. Hans P Andersen, Mr. and directed the congregational singwas merely giving voice to a uniMrs. with ing Margaret P. Patand daughversal urge that has existed since Mrs. Arus Westover erson at the piano. of Allen Mrs. Cnarlotte ter, Logan, Mrs. the first polyp undertook to crawl Mr. and with a Anna Jensen entertained Mrs. Lorentz up the bank that edged his pud- Mrs. Gomel Petersen, dainty lunch after meetMr. and Larson, dle of warm, brackish water. ing in honor of the above visiand Mr. and Mrs. Dewaine Baxter tors. Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Pitcher That statement, I hope, is not of Wclls-villand Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Petertoo greatly mixing theology with Mrs. Francis Maughan sen also enjoyed a social evening the theory of evolution. Certainly Mrs. Baxter was assisted in with the above out of town, guests. it is not intended to belittle Maureen her by daughters, Mr. serving and Mrs. J. W Pitcher eneither, nor to confuse. and June. tertained with a Thanksgiving Progress is upward, or at least The following Hyrum ladies at- supper Thursday at their forward. The upward progress tended a dinner party given by home. About thirtyevening four members requires the more effort, and Mrs. George Griffin at her home of their immediate family were therefore the upward pilgrim in Logan Saturday: Mrs. Alger present A social evening was en- sloughs off more excess baggage; non Petersen, Mrs. Ruby V. runs truer and freer. s. Mrs. Eugene Petersen, Of course the man who lifts J. Mrs. Verio Pe- Horace Palmer. Paul Burgess, rehills up his eyes toward the tersen, Mrs. Hervin B. Nielsen, Mrs. Rose Bird of New Dale ceives help. He is inspired; his Mrs. Loren Larson, Mrs. Marlin Idaho, was the guest of her sisare strengthened. aspirations Mrs. Mrs. Lyman Nielsen, ter, Mrs. Ma E. Shaw Sunday. The ' hills" may be entirely sym- Anhder, Melvin Evans, Mrs. P. L. Clark, bolic, and most frequently are. No Mrs. Lorenzo C. Petersen and Mrs. She li ft Monday morning with her father, William F 'ows, to spend man, probably, ever was inspired Deh Young. the winter in California. to great deeds or great effort E. Lauritzen L. Mrs. and Mr. merely by silting apathetically at of Ore., and Mr. and the base of a great mountain and Mrs.Portland, Fred B. Hodgson and son it. at staring F.dward of Logan were visitors But who is there who can gaze at the H. E. Kellett home Sunday. on the crystal beauty of Ml. Hood, Miss Nita Jensen is visiting with Ml. Shasta, Mt. Rainier or a dozMrs. Frank Payne in en other snowy peaks in our her sister, this week. I western country and not feel up- Magna Miss Maureen Baxter and Miss lifted, drawn in the direction of Verna McBride were Salt Lake the heights? Thursday. It is the resultant action, the visitors Mrs. H. E. Kellett had as her determination to perform greater Saturday Mrs. R. W. Lauand higher deeds that constitute guests and son Ray of Los Angeles. ritzen as what the Psalmist referred to Mr. and Mrs. Micheal entertained at a chicken all-c- and e. his help. You have doubtless seen men take a rapid downward path, as if bound for the nether regions in a handbasket. And you have said, "Poor fellow; he's slip- i ROUND THE WORLD Garner is an ardent lovci ie animals. At his home in I'loM. he keeps a pet bear, rabbits, sqm rels, birds and dogs. When i.i Washington lie visits the zoo In quently. You can always ti list animal,, Garner says. "They will ntni lay down on you, or douhle-e- i m, you, or ask you for favors." His latest passion is bant on chickens When a friend gave him a pair he became an enthusin'! fancier, and now has raised a flock of the fighting fowl. When not on camping exped.-tionGarner works a bit about his large yard in the morning takes a siesta during the heat o! the afternoon and reads in the evening. He receives a New York paper He and several magazines. of detective stories, but mis' of his reading is confined to old classics, hir favorite being Ivan-ho- e and Don Quixote. Garner looks forward to the expiration of his new term of office, when he will retire from public life. He and Mrs. Garner want to travel. They have done little pleasure jaunting, and they want to go around the world. They are particularly eager to go to Europe and already are planning the places they will visit four years hence. "That is, of course, says Garner, "if there is anything left of them by that time." (Copyright, 1936, by United Feature Syndicate, Inc ) N- Y- Only his Uvalde cronies know how reluctantly Garner leaves his home. pleasant, Forty-on- e years of office holding, all but a few on Capitol Hill, have wearied him of the trappings and clamor of public life and made him treasure the quiet, simple of his few companionship hometown intimates. 34 the members of about joyed by There are three of these. The Pitcher family. closest is Ross Bromfield, Ellwood Kendall spent Thanksowner of a small garage. giving visiting his parents at Uinta. Dale Bergeson and Carl Han- Mrs. T. H. Sperry. A big social Thanksgiving dance son attended the Thanksgiving was here given Thanksgiving game in Ogden. social hall. The new project of clearing and night in theMrs. L. H. Baker enand Mr. leveling of the athletic field con- tertained with a dinner on structing a wire fence around the Thanksgiving dayTurkey in compliment field and the construction of to daughter. Miss Verl Bakbleachers on the field owned by er their of Ogden. the Cache County Board of EduMiss Velda Petersen of Ogden cation. The project began Novemof Salt and Victor Rasmuson ber 27 here in Cornish. with Lake spent The Relief Society members are Miss PetersensThanksgiving parents, Mr. and planing a Christmas social in the Mrs. Joseph Petersen. near future on the regular meeting day A holiday program and exchange party will feature a special afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Miles were hosts at a dinner party given at their home recently. The long table was most attractive and covers were laid for the following out of town guests: Mr. and Mrs. Ray Kent, Mr. and Mrs. Alvin Orchard, Mr. and Mrs. Ron Dopp, Mr. Criswold gave a health following the health supper. A social evening followed. Arnold Troseth was married to Miss Eva Palmer of Preston Frithe 20th. They day November will make their home here at the Lewis Troseth home. Miss June Bingham daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James Bighan: became the wife of Rex Cottle of Fairview Friday November 20. They are making their home qj Fairview, Idaho. The following official visitors of the Benson stake Sunday school attended the Sunday school session here Sunday. Mr. Jessop, Mrs. Anna Orchard and Miss Harriet Berans. Mr. and Mrs. N. P. Dopp were business visitors in Ogden Thursday, Mrs. G. A. Andersen and Mrs. Haivey Miles accompanied them and spent the day visiting Cornish News HYRUM n, NOW. QcLdecL !ec-tp- re . i i JOHN ONE-SPEEC- H 'en-se- Do you know an aged, friendless soul ? Buy him (or her) a gift. Dont spare the fancy tissue paper. Add a sprightly ribbon. Theres nothing like sharing your happiness on Christum as day. Mr. Dickens was a wise man when In wrote his famous i ' to adopt himself. -- wonder-work- i h in the situation ill a manner that the president, is not in a Ksitiun ... ANOTHER j r, ... rs bat k to the capital unless is something in the wind. HINDS OFF AND ON The president is not in:erening in this scrap on tile surface. Offstage, however, he will iiiuUe his influence felt. The administration is very much opposed to Representative John O'Connor, who is making a furious drive for the high party post. Deal-isQuarrelsome and anti-Neis the last the Tarnmanyite man the white house would want to he leader of the house. The administration choice for the job is Representative Sam Rayburn of Texas. No nevertheless has been Rayburn 100 per cent loyal to the president Also, he is one of the ablest and most parliamentarexperienced ians in congress, with the knack with of harmoniously working others. Garner and Rayburn are old friends. When the vice president he will returns to Washington take up the cudgels for his old house colleague. In liis discreet and deft way, Garner will act for the president per-on- s tail-tal- i behind-the-scen- seems to be The person who found this out most recent with a bounchusband her who the Louisiana lady presented it From Gothams crowded canyons had carried a and that announced halt.v stiav dog hoy ing To Oregon's roaring streams. in from a swamp. The sporting eds are choosing lie ol a to seemed the while Eor a little there makings Their teams' first-rat- e started sensation in this yam. Official two with .Passerby Begging hunting (a) the dog, and (h) the child's parents; credulous hats? Whats the idea? 1'oIk up by the forks of the (reek began reading signs and Beggar Yep. Business was so were brisk I had to enlarge the shop. portents into the occurrence, and the all set to take deep breaths and shout hallelujahs. CANDIDATE FOR THE But the saving habit of skepticism came to t he rescue. POISON IVY (UB Ihico who slama The your Cynical folk liegan to ply the good woman with questions, down on the counter inand in the end it came out that the baby had been brought by change stead of dropping it in your outthe stork instead of h.V a dog. stretched hand. The bottom fell out of the sensation, and the Louisiana tear Homer: What do they call back country returned to noimal again. di a gown up at the miraelu-monge- From Page One) There is something in the wind in fact, scleral tilings. Garner is returning to Washington ahead of his usual schedule ut the express request of the president. Before sailing for South America. Roosevelt talked with Garner by long distance phone and asked him to be in Washington by December 1. On that day the president will be in South America and with Secretary of State Hull also out of the country he deemed it desirable to have Garner on hand in the capital. Another, ad perhaps even more important reason, for wanting Garner in Washington is the hot fight over the Democratic floor leadership of the house. Price S cent a copy. By mall, In Cache Tailey, a year; outside Cache Valley, (0.00 a year. By carrier, 40 cents a month, (3.60 a year. Features and The Scripps League 25 T (2-5- Member Brofield and Garner h.n. intimate friends for mu', years When Gam r Uvalde they are inxeparati , pamons, maTTiug frequen' mg expeditions in G irr. Model-Ford, with a ian, ped on top of the tar u, back pded high with md and cooking gear. Garner always does tilling, of which he is very Bromfield calls Garner 'Jo;, the only one except fut Garner to do so. Neighhoi ., other friends call Garner 'J,.',-,- ' Bromfield knows nothing ,t ul politics and national affan-- , (1, is not interested in them V. i,,.n the two men are together tne, talk about local matters, m , i.. bors, fishing, hunting and p, conditions of crops and huxm, .. in consider in They indulge m joshing over their respective as anglers and huntsmen "Johnny, says Btomfuld, a fair cook, but nothing to hi about. And he is a total In,.. (s shot. I do all the shoutin'.' he does is the retrn vmg He also kids Garner a, man" Yes, ,u he says, 'Johnny is like tin, ranger who was sent to pir down a riot and when why he didn't bring his nn n replied, 'There's only one no' here, isn't then"' That - tn. n way with Johnny, one paign, one seen h. two cronus Garner's other Morrison, retired tan hn and Pete" Wolcott, county jiuLi the office Garner held befoie u. began his long congressional reer. Morrison and Wolcott i. company Garner on some ot camping trips, but they are me as (lose to him as Brumfield HO- - week-da- y Newspaper Valley HERALD-JOURNA- . . daf)Qty FOR YOUR SAVINGS li , I : REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD SAVE HERE id Mrs. A. M. Sherwood and daugh- ter Geraldeen of Reno, Nevada, are guests at the J. J. Hall home. Mr. and Mrs. were Salt Lake and Saturday. B. - M. Thompson visitors Friday Mrs. T. A. Bailey of Moroni is " ping In Hyrum with her daughIt is my theory that the poor visiting H E. Kellett. fellow either voluntarily or else ter, Mrs. Mr. and Mrs D. O. Nielsen were is protest, without sufficient Sunday at visitors in allowing his eyes to be diverted the home ofBrigham Bishop and Mrs. from his hills, his wholly natural Eugene Perry. aspirations Miss Maud Miller spent the A man will travel in the direcend in Lewiston as the guest week tion toward which he looks. of her sister. Mrs. Ray Preeee. Mrs. J. J. H til is visiting in Ogden this woe!, with her daughREGISTERS WAITRESSES ter Mrs. Ed Taylor who is ill ut PEIPING il'Pi-It- 's Lying for a her home P.--there. A. held last week, At the girl who wants to earn an honest living as a waitress In Peiping. the following were selei ted to act as room mothers at the Lincoln The latest decree by the city fathers requires all waitresses to he school for the coming year: Mrs. registered with the police The J. Vcrn Nielsen, chairman; first decree is issued in .the name of grade, Mrs. V. R. Carver and Mrs. the preservation of decorum and Wilbur Jensen; second grade, Mrs. H. E. Kedett; second and third good custom. Irvin Mrs. grades combined. Anhder; third grade, Mrs. Carter Mrs. HEALTH SECRET SOUGHT fourth grade. Thompson: Chase Nielsen, fifth and sixth An ADELAIDE, Australia !T' grades combined, Mrs Lorenzo inquiry into the secret of the abilOlson: seventh grade. Mrs Reu ity of naked aborigines to with ben Hanson and eighth gra 'e. stand sudden changes in tempera- Mrs. Leonard Larson. ture and to resist pneumonia is Mr. and Mrs. William S. Brown being oonduitod m Central Aus-- ! left Tuesday morning for Brittle .t tialia by Sir Stanley Hicks, pro- - Washington where they will fessor of physiology at Adelaide indefinitely with their daughter, Mr and Mrs university. and "Give Us A Ring" Well be at the Hotel Newhouse, of course! The low rates at this, our favorite hotel enab'e us to visit Salt Lake often. T vi-- For years the American home has backed savings invested in savings, building and loan associations, making investments in these institutions one of the safest and most stable types of investments obtainable. ate- The Now comes an extra safety measure INSURANCE I'OR SAIE1Y up to $5,000 by the I edcral Savings and Loan InsuranceCorporation, an agency of the lnited States Government. 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