Show SUCH IS LIFE I I r first studied t to be a detective but ut when I 1 discovered how easy it was to I fool detectives I 1 became a burglar said Frank Carpenter 19 years old i when arrested in Omaha Neb I j Smooth King ICing died and had an obituary obituary obituary obit obit- uary printed in the Lacross WIs Vis paper Which wouldn't be worth mentioning only Smooth King Icing was a hog Which too wouldn't be worth mentioning only the hog was worth A Long Beach Cal man has written written writ writ- ten 1825 letters to Bill Taft our genial president ex-president without getting a reply Bill says he would answer em If he I could read em and has written the I postmaster at Long Beach Beat suggesting that the letter writer take a few writing writ writ- I 1 ing ins lessons j |