Show U Uncle le Valte v I 1 oria 01 i A I 1 I 1 THE unattainable att s a spot on my boi bus L k about the size of a po ito imago tui that bus been itching all in ivald aid the retired merchant and it im lift me more grief than the ln attack of rheumatism I 1 cant rocq n ir li it it with edtill itan r band hand and I 1 hao been backlog back loir ui lilt against every elf phone pole gatepost gate poat rub rubbles blus like a horse with lilt the mange A man of my and commer lail standing dhein I 1 I 1 look dignified while thus ati if raged but when wheat a mane mans back itchek be he has to defy the conventions and get relief rater the beat way he lie an fin t 1 I can understand tand jot just bow how it tins worried or rIed you mild raid the hotelkeeper botel keeper the tile fact that you reach around and claw the itching place with your fingers kept the matter fresh in your memory and rot got on your nerves the pursuit of the unattainable always IR 1 more interesting to ux than the easier work close to band you had your whole person to scratch ind might leave bought a currycomb for a quarter and had a good time but you be happy until you had i reached the one inaccessible spot i A while ago I 1 imagined I 1 had i heart disease and went and saw the I 1 Joir boctor tor he knows knox I 1 have money in i 1 lie bank and am itin considered good pay at n hp confirmed mv iny worst fehrs and made up aphin him mind to hn ahne P me ine for his mir nr patient patt tnt until one of u petered 1 mt lie ile threw an till awful scare into HIP tile 40 that I 1 bent ant home sweating IT cold preuit lemorande lem orinde HP ile gasp me some medicines effies land a ot of instructions among them wn un 4 me to the effect that when I 1 went to pl I 1 always sleep on my right aide ill cautioned me over and over liagin firnin laying on roy my left side ind nia lift I 1 ft tho Impress impression lon thatis I 1 dia dl j ib bal 41 him id noke up tip ome rome mam to find myself a candidate for a j lorol loral that vint metter looked ensa at the line fine and I 1 injured the doctor rd td fol 0 nv hit bylaw to the letter when I 1 I 1 went to bed that night I 1 stretched bM I 1 anton on mv right side and in ten I 1 wot just suffering to roll over I 1 r dont believe I 1 ever had such a linn KerIng for anything it seemed to I 1 me the height of human happiness would HP lie in sleeping on ones left side i f followed fol loed instructions for two nights ind then I 1 decided that life N orti such mich sacrifices and find I 1 rolled over ind siept on my left side and nothing happened lappen cd T was feeling better than iscol next morning when I 1 pot got up of course this experience lessened mv mr confidence in the doctor lq instruct tion i and I 1 concluded that if I 1 was wag coing to sidestep the instructions I 1 might ar well sidestep the medicines too for they tasted like low life in a chinese alley and I 1 threw the whole lot out of the window thus the aw boneet bon lost his most promising patient because he banded out a rule that want strictly necessary Sp speaking enUng of the unattainable do in you know the matter with silas furbelow he ile has everything a man could ak a it stranger in the to town aj would say arty he tle has a beautiful home anti a wife who bo would be considered a I 1 3 anywhere and he lie has fe festoons of money where it will do the mot yet he be has bas a secret sorrow I 1 think hes the most melane melancholy boly man I 1 ever aw and his trouble Is that he cant rant rat raise ae a good stand of whiskers nowadays when whiskers are consid cred ered an infirmity it seems strange that adv man should grieve over such ft R matter ile sends all over the united states 4 for hair groa growers ers and half te cie ioime time his face Is blistered or swollen band and still the whiskers wont grow on him if tf some miracle happened and tie anle up tip come morning to fand his TIN all covered with whiskers hed probably have them shaved off I 1 i I 1 thin a week but because they wont arrow arow he wont vont be happy till he be gets them |