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Show i PROVO EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1923. PAGE TWO : THE HERALD .. THfj OBSERVER ' Published by the Herald Corporation, E. C. Kodgere, president, at First West St, Provo, Utah daily Entered M a second-clas- s matter at the postofflce In Provo, Utah. Member of the Uuited Press Association, NBA Service, Paine Editorial Service, and the Scrlpps-Canfiel- d Newspapeis. - i Gilman, Nicoll A Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco office, .607 Montgomery St.j Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave. New York office, 19 W, 44th St; Boston office, . Bldg. , ' in i.i ,vir ii ' Subscription terms By carrier in the county, 45 cents the month; outside $5.00 the year in advance; by mail In the county, $4.50; t county, $8.00,. "" N. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W. Goodell, managing editor; N. C, Hicks, county editor; J. A. Owens, advertising manager. u Learn to Walk Humbly . I WAY SOUf? &or-ffer-4 "... Sometimes you marvel pvcgroHH iuid at other tlinea you of tho hundreds Hiul men .spoi.'i dragging of on shirts over their heads - BEFORE. VOUF? UMOER VMEAP? -- s ffnS . AH MADDER .! .HAU UMITCH iimOERWAH ; bUI COll II I ' TOO OAWGr S U-f-- Pre? ',1.' I FAUli j. -- i. tCi .- . ..-- .i" -. without doing anything about! . - rt these patent disguises give one, pull and button up a yard of clothes , in one second flat . , along-i-wit- h where you .. IMJ , Clothes are certainly a lot more comfortable nowadays than they were ', we can remember how In youth we had' a blue serge suit-t- hat went on ovor our head ' A few days ago President Ooolidge; asked America to "walk humbly"; to beware of the arrogance that accompanies prosperity; to avoid the broad, easy, downward path to oblivwas a terrible, terrible thing ion that has felt the tramp of the feet of many world empires. and itthere was a knock down and worthGood advice. The pessimist will sneer that it is drag out in our house every time less; that the course of history will repeat itself ; that the Sunday came, around -- and we had American empire' must follow Babylon, Persia, Egypt, Greece, to wear it no that we would'"look . in church Spain and Rome to destruction. Prosperity,,' wrecked all of respectable" sometimes we can feel the n- - tf' o. i - them.' Mi ' , , ; - 3 humanity must learn some time to avoid the pitfalls of too easy an existence; of too much wealth; of an exiil cess of luxury. ' American bfains certainly ought to be able to chart a course. . , America is in no immediate 'danger, ' But now is a good ; t time to make plans against the time when she will be in periL Meanwhile, as Americans, let us "walk humbly" and it:. rule our prosperity, instead of allowing it to rule us Well . at Anarchy of Regulation? . ,1 , " . . nto u s. r at. oiv.- "" ' freeze our The, z ... .'. - :.. t Ciezfc - stmiica we,. .. . r well-dress- - t . lit V it S t ft 'T SI. r i f , I . , '.. rr t 9 ' . . and sprayed poison in Waters' face, ' blinding him and nearly causing NATURELAND the loss of his life. The worst of It Is that the spreading adder, or The spreading adder of . snake, of the west has no poison at the west, sometimes locally called all In his personal possession and could harm The puff adder "puffadder," is not an adder at all, Is found onlynobdy. in Africa. but a snake that la able to spread Itself flat or swell out. Recently, a dispatch went the rounds of the An editor in New York is retiring newspapers from Berwin, Neb., that farmer named Nathaniel Waters, from newspaper work with a half encountering a "puff adder" at his million. There's always a chancel barn door, made a swipe at It with for newspaper men to quit the a shovel. Whereupon the '"adder" I game wealthy if they watch the H raised Itself about four feet high market closely enough. . day this was considered elegant but not by the little girls (Copyright, 1928) '. ? COMMERCE AND FINANCE I Howdy, folks! Tho 70th con- grtMA convened lout week in , Wiuihlngton, but there U liltlo hope that the legislators will p:tNS a law against radio tenors ' singing "Sonny Boy." i. i .i tho world dons, proAc'vortisenient in daily paper acme day somebody will shirt thut will stay down l uayK: "Dozens of Bargains in Used and humanity will decide to oboliHh Cars; UNEASY CARS." " arc. veati' , They generally (personally we abolished ours 10 years Bgo) Aijthor trouble with modern civand there may even' bo a Brent ilization Is that too many husbands , wave of revolt against ' boiled want t turn in thebr 1808 wives, :' i shirts and tall silk hats .' and get a 1928 model. AND LISTEN: Sometimes we wonder if after all you can.,x- talking ' In highstarched pect very much of a nation--tha- t insists on Its statesmen doing their collars 7 - ; , ' ni , v'--jr- , )tf2fi Ah, well! uncomfort-ableunyiclding-whj- te - - fA gressand invent a " - r This Is Cuthbcrt Today's candidate for tho Polaon Ivy club Is the restaurant chof who losses a carrot into tho dishwater and ncrvtli is as vegetable, soup. - PICTORIAL NEWS babes can munch them safely. On these cool mornings I admire home-mad- e sausage and fried apples, but there is only one pork sausage maker I patronize;, he is an old fellow who puts the best of the hog into his sausage, and who doon znot make it too palty, nor too greasy, anddid 'you know that when you cook iinK sausage you oiways atari mem in a lew .spoons .of water, cover them with a lid," steam that water into them and then fry them slowly? Cooked this way- your delicate little pig links will not bo mere dried hunks of lean meat, with all the goodness cooked out as. lard. ; . One more holy thought before I close the services. When you buy sauerkraunt, taste it; if It is too salt to be pleasing raw, do not bny.it Next year Stanford, and the V. Wouldn't It be tough If all the Santa Clause in provo decided ta of S. C, are going to play oil their go on a strike? games .with, eastern teams in tho ' came afternoon, .sometime during the training season, new his Joo Hungstarter . calls j . i, " k baby "Static," because you enn hear him screech ten blocks away. Ford insists the Henry that air "' plnne never will replace the auto Intelligence testa really Indicate mobile. --At least not so far as pethose who have brains. Those who destrians are concerned. have' don't take them. ' J. Brakebeam, famous financier, who arrived in Provo this morn- - flight "' Mr. V, dicta that stocks will continue .to lno especially pro- - war stocks. Ho says that there is much mtlvlty along the urh, with vigar butts at a pre-in in. Mr. Brakebeam denied that ho hod denned up on Ivory soap ' (luring the present boom. Photo by Bob Horner. m , ' w , v. . Whatever troubles Adam onco Was called upon to face, Ho never had to drive a mil To find a jMvrldng place. ' . ' . . W. Hamburger, Sign on an old Ford: , young mvsw(f sebeen has I man, "NASH CAN" Stop Coughing: lected by a comThis mittee of 450 ex Prescription Relieve perts aa the most Almost Instantly , It must bo great to be a bachelor, unique housewife and break crackers Into your soup Coughing Is usually due to causes In America. She if you want to! whieh patent medicines and cough Is said to be the ... only woman in the Motto for wives who want a new syrups do not reach. However,. United States who fur coat: Cry and get it! Thoxlne, a famous doctor's prehas never said: "I don't mind scription .relieves coughing with the cooking dinner, but gosh! how I Tho hula-hul- a is no longer danced very first swallow. It works on an hato, to. it ash tho dishes aftor-- in Hawaii, as it is against the traf- entirely different theory, has a dourarils!" fic laws to park with your engine ble action, relieves the irritation and goes direct to the internal di. p running. cause. Ileadline. Bays: "American ifC 35 Sf RemSum for Pays Big The height of economy is when Unlike most medicine mama smokes the clgarcts and the Thoxine contains cough brandt." no chloroform! Well, a Rembrandt is a darn good old man waits for the butts to . dope, or other harmful drugs. Safe . for the whole, family. Also-- exce!-- " smoke in h,is corn-cocar. pipe. ....- - j(: lent for sore throat Quick relief We'd King of Jolly winter Today's Fountain Special: Spin- - guaranteed or your money back. 35c, 60c, and $1.00. Sold by Iled- ach Ice Creum. Of skies so crisp and blue, ' We'd sing of Jolly winter-B- ut Jquist Drug Co. and all other good ' Art Shannon, we've got the doggone flu! Adv. drugstores., Mrs. SureiYayto, Egbert ..'. .'..''.. " . 5jC . b ' 1 : r i "There is Substitute for Experience If CHRISTMAS SALE No Money PowirT PIANOS . PLAYER PIANOS WICTROLAS Lowest Price In the West . I Another' carload of the famous PACKARD and BOND PIANOS Just received from the factory. uk mi IKI ML ONOGO is LZ3 HAM - p. 22 x to fit any purse. ROBINSON'S 46 N. Provo Phone 156 - " Utah 34-ft'.;..$88- S That's why Gnocaadd thou, sands of permanent new 24x34 ft.. ;..$961 University Ave. - I cus-tome- rs every year. H I ESZS1HBSZXIIIIIII I - ft 28 x 36 fe.$1121 28 x40 fek . $128i A Other Sizes in proportion. ..Workmanship and Material Guaranteed. 4 a "Repeater." by its pradical demonstration of easy starting, rapid pick-uand extra power and mileage, lowing prices for given floor space: .Many distinctive models to choose from Price Gasbline It sells itself wiEi the first trial Over the old roof, makes the house warmer at the fol Something New in 1Ai r theH&&C MOTOR FUEL i5r7Vl i Starting Acceleration 3Power and" Mileage;' Fancy Combinations of Colors. CAX.I bf0 Troy Laundry Phone 161 v AT 1 5 Phorie 20 - . . ' con-sider- ed . hi 'I ed . r ; ' 1 the-butte- . horrid rasping of What blue serge around our ncck-4tthis day . We can remennjer too when sweaters used to Go niade with a diameter of about four inches) and looked like a woolen .STbcklng they had necks on Ihern" about a foot long and a kid was sup to hie folk posed to say good-by- e take a deep breath and .squirm " ' thru them ., It was no use trying to come , jr:- ' . de- up for lr A man stood on a street corner, under a lamp-pos- t, . once you got started you had ' i. to keep going and finally If you nouncing government. , passerby. "An . anarchist," said a "They were lucky you came out at the end with a red face and 'ought to throw those bums in jail and hang them jBTore they other hair in your eyes your wreck the country." and the sweater feeling na If of stock. fake he was But a promoter The passerby you'd.Ot..JntQ an inner tube by anarchy a menace, and yaTitealnge'dbsewho mistake c )$ . advocated anarchy. , Little girls in those days always He became ihdignpt a few years ago when the governa drawn. cxprcssion-wit- h ment passesd corporation laws to protect small investors wore their eyebrows lifted half an inch ' . against unscrupulous stock promoters. He denounced., the or so due to the halrdscaalng process government, saying it was "interfering with business." He stock-sellinwhich consisted of the girl's g wanted anarchy, no government . control,, in mother grasping the g.rl's hair methods. , n it and finally and tugging Which is the most menacing anarchist; the street corner braiding it tightly who Bhbuter or the stock promoter doesn't want' the govso that the girl's face had no fchance to sag for the rest of the ernment to "tamper with business V (Hill Billy's views, in bis daily stones, are his own. ihey do not, those of this newspaper. EDITOR). necessarily, coincide with By HILL BILLY . I deaire at this time to speak about the great American hois de oeurve, or hois do combat, or something; in short, gentlemen, THIS HOT DOO. I have thru the years written somewhat diversely, but to my recollection I have never before considered the hot dog, at least : not with any degree of seriousness. i ' Frankly, I have not regarded weenies any too one a time;., lovingly; having labored in butcher shop 1 realize tho constituents of the average hot dog, and stag' hogs and. bony cows are not, my notion of cats. But properly handled, a hot dog tq a wonderful . confection. I just discovered this recently, how to make a weenie appetizing. You have a pot of soup stock bubbling on the range; into that, rich stock throw a few yards of weenies and leave them until they pop their jackets; take them out; cut them in halves; put on a dab of mustard and see if' you. . haven't ; something novej and' enticing. , Here is a dandy sandwich for a. working stiff: Take two toasted slices of bread with melted into them; crisp" and oily; between- these weenies; insert a. place three split,, dill pickle and a slice of Span slice of HILL BILL . :,( , ... ish onion, and see-i-f that doesn't" hit the spot, Now, as to dill pickles. Never buy a dill that baa been put up in dill expert who uses only salt, vinegar; search out some and dill; get pickles that have no white spots In them, but that are firm and even crisp; such pickles go great with greasy meats, and 'mere m PusrCOLOI J DAV. T'PuT, OS except cursing and waiting for some simple-minde- d galwot to Invent a coat-shi. and you rcmt'mbnr how, men and women fumbled around with buttonsfor thousands of years before another ingenious bird came it Hot Dog! Uy VYilliauiei - at human ..17 nt Telephones Business office, 495; Society reporter, 107;" Editorial room, 494. If you do not receive your paper before 0 p. m, telephone 495 and a copy will be delivered to ycur residence. . By Jim Marshall J 60 South Tre-mo- . . i i kl iT OUU BuyYovir CONOCO GAS AND OIL SUPERIOR SERVICE STATIONS 5th West and Center St., Provo, Utah. |