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Show LOGAN, UTAH. SATURDAY, THE HERALD - JOURNAL. FAGE TWO. lilKDS-EYO- CROWS NEST F I The Herald - Journal 't FEBRUARY 27, 1932. This column is for the use of The Herald-Journreaders. Any communications not libelous and not over 300 words in length are welcome, no matter what the subject. No anonymous articles will be published. The Herald-Journa- l, however, does not necessarily al Newspaper $cripp8-Canfiel- d Afternoon Every Week-da- y Piiblliherf every week day afternoon, except legal holidaya, at 75 We d renter street, Logan, Utah, by Cache V'alley Newspaper Co, and entered as seennd-clasmatter at the poMnffico. Logau, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879 Subscription price in Cai ho Valley by mail, $2 50 the jear in advance, by curlier $3.50 it year In advnnre or 40( the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mad 15 00 the year. San Francisco office, 625 Oilman, Nienll A Ruthmnn, Special Representatives Irorlalm l.llierty Market St; Chicago office, 410 N Michigan Ave ; New York office, 19 W. 44 In throughout the land" fit; Boston office, 18 Ttemont St; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any ennneilimi whatever, directly or indirectly, with Bny political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. agree with opinions expressed here. They are the dividual ideas of the writers. s SOME FACTS ON DAIRY PROFITS PACIFIST OR JINGO? ...NEITHER! The American genius for labeling cmij body results dividing the nation into pacifists" aixl militarists. If you dare to .suggest that mavlie the world spends too much on the commendable effort to expunge Immunity, you are a pacifist. If you hint that its a good idea to he prepared for wai war, after all, being a normal state of affairs then you are a militarist" or a jingo. This newspaper has been called both ; probably will be again. Sometimes it is called both on the same day, following which the editor goes home and soaks in of Humor Howdy, folks! What, asks a lecturer, is the rarest thing in the world? Ilow alauit a mail who can make money faster thnu his family ran spend it? his head. President Hoover warns citizens ' against hoarding. Honestly', Mr. Hoover, we aint hoarding That nickel just slipped down behind our coat lining, and we emit got it out! COMMERCE & INDUSTRY This Is Oscar J. Blimu.' noted Scandinavian efrxirrt, ficiency w h has been to sent thia country hy Norwegian sardine packers to study- - tile process hy which a high school liny rau park eight flapiirrs into a Ford coupe. " Fable: Oneo upon a Todays tune a man told the boss what he told his wife he was going to tell the boss. If anybody cares, we think both ixuifists ami miliThey live in worlds of unreality. The pacifists think you can change human nature and abolish war by pioclamation and international Oh, yeah ? promises; The militarists think we ought to go out and Ink the world right away, before the world Inks us. loot.. We still have war,. It is this nation's fault just as much as that of any other nation. We happen to be composed of human beings. Having war, just as we have other diseases, we must be pYepared to fight. It would be nice if we could abolish measles by international treaty, but mean while lets keep1 our hospitals' und laboratories. On the other hand, we ought to use judgment and keep dowm war expenses to the limit whats necessary, and no more. Excessive preparation is damfool-ishnesit merely starts an armament race with other nations. Pacifists and militarists deal with theories; we prefer to deal with acts. The facts we have to have armies and navies and air services; let us have them, sufficient and efficient, und no more. tarists arc fatheads. 1 vV.' has , uor ftncUin. pusvd beneath HV .11 VI USE IMAGINATION AND COLOR WHEN YOU BAKE CAKES MARSHALL LHinbcrt writing to this Turret of Tiuth says you could take a dozen men from any K.d breadline and send them back to Washington - then you could fire the president und his entire cabinet and give the breadliners the jobs und you'd have just as good government and maybe better "Because, anyway1 says Ed "it couldn't possibly be any worse .. . . We are just young enough to wish this could be done just to sec how it would turn out we it would bet a cookie would turn out all right it seems to us that we have - ; I doubt if the conscious mind can think in a straight line for five minutes ;indeed, I doubt if the qonscious mind can think for a single minute without getting sidetracked. Even up here in the silences, after years of having a good time Here's ono thing: Ail the sucwith my conscious mind, pursuing cesses of life are made by, poor who become rich men to final its every known notion no rich man ever becomes a lair, I discover that, though entirehe turns ly relaxed, in the shack, a fog success and usually outside, no mental worries those out a dreary failure after the I do not allow yet when I start effort that made him rich peters 4 to bend the old bean to a definite out all his forces are then conproblem I discover shortly the on hanging onto what dnp from the roof, the snap of centrated the fire, the creak of my chair he has- - like grim death -- and he has no energy left to pay any Now these outside annoyances do not entirely throw me off the attention to the needs of his felmental track; I return to my low men that's the sort of people we thesis and eventually reach a conclusion, or an impasse, but it has have governing us right now been through many winding deYou take a dozen men from a tours and my conscious mind has within Itself brought up hundreds breadline and they it's like down below what of entirely foreign, trivial details. they have sympathy for the tn a state Even in. of a fellow is con- underdog and a general knowlof what it's like in the imtinually diverted by inner or outer edge mense we call stimuli. America where millions battle ; Every psychologist knows all horribly for a chance to sell this, but not so manv of the for any pittance. smart fellows speak of the infinite themselves to a master ( SHOW power of the subconscious mini if these twelve couldn't do to follow a notion without being we something might as well go diverted. back to barbarism- - for which, will Dream Plan.; fur the Kanipus Kaprice are headed towe the prove by way, experiences arc nearing ' Completion as the that the subconscious will work day date for the annual student musi- from a premise no matter how It will he silly straight to a logical conclucal comedy approaches There never was a, wealthy held on March 4 In the Capitol sion without any divergence what- man yet who didnt put his, dolTheater, according to the com- ever. lars ahead of his flag-anhis mittee in charge, which is headed will prove bonds ahead of his country and Waking ' experience by Miss Edna Smith. J that the subconscious keeps right there never will be The leading roles will be por- on a - the real Americans are down given track without ever students-Kendricthe rfollowing the Community trayed by diverted; the unfailing mem- unde- feeding Hawkes, Preston; Gladys being and in chests and the Red Cross shows ory the subconscious Anderson, Ogden; Faun Jones. He-b- locating lost objects is a their helping neighbors and dosimple Logan; proof. City; Boyd Pulley. ing the work when anyone will Wesley Maughan, VVcllsvllle; June From which I deduce that the let them if Ross, Logan. and you ask us -- it's about The show has for its setting an animals and the lower humans time some of these were put up live that essential lives natural, artist's garret In New York. It is to lead their fellows and deal directly with the natural in front Promised Land typical of the life in the Green- n laws, into the no have over arguments wich section. Miss Virgi Fraugh-to-- AND. LISTEN: Maybe the of Heber City and Miss lone these problems, and feel worry n. breadline would prove a e of more than they feel fear unles-ther- e for the United Slates- - if we had Tarbct of Logr.n are is something physical to be the comedy, which is composed to the nerve try it largely of dancing and singing scared about. Then I begin to wonder if it The plot and dialogue are modern BROTHERS TIE and clever. MT WASHINGTON, Mass, Feb. might not be a bright notion to -- This Students of the college are direct- follow the natural Jaw in the phy- 27 town had to hoM a Memconworld sical our tho and entire release production. Mcoisl election because in the reging scious minds from a lot of use- ular election Ezra and bers of the staff are as follows: Irving g Chairman. Edna Smith. Logan: less, routine that Whithcck were tied in the select.Ruth Peter- the inner man can handle so man contest with 16 votes each. business manager. son. Logan: advertising manager. much the better. So mote it be. ' They are brothers. LuXelle Sorensen, Malad. Idaho; assistant director. Loraine Bolcy, American Fork; stage manager, Heber City; Virgi Fraughtpn, fcfc 11 director, Joan ' Cardon, Logan;; Lois director. Lunt, N'ephi; dancing assistant dancing director. LeVcve Petty, Nephi: costume manager. UTAHS BEST Adrian Loosley, Ashton, Idaho. whole-hearted- dollar-chase- - f I 1 ht . KNOW i T slave-mark- Household Hint: Campaign gars dissolved in salt make cellent sauerkraut. ci ex- FOB YE DIARY (Februane 26) Earlie home,. wb'fo findn Little Homer Humor, At.,- - flying a kite, and I do say: When I waa a boy, 1 was a champion kite-flyreceiving medals for my skill and er, dexteritic from all the crowned heads of Europe. Let me show you how to f.y a kite. And Little Homer doth hand me his kite, und I do fly It with great. skill und daring, but it doth get caught in a telephone wire, and Little Homer and Babie lovw do both Home Service The Observer gotten oursetves into the idea that we can be governed only by millionaires most of whom made their money in ways that they are very anxious the public won't 1 discover perhaps this is a good idea this being operated by a lot df and then again maybe it isn't . . tailor xnhid high atop I nch Sams Suit Itiko City, mould get an une This Htrfkinft viow of the fthip uas taken a it on it way to the Pacific coast Brooklyn from the llrooklyn nay yard. Hcitnrhoriy rucked the honl. ilojc, (hi criiiwer I'XS. If ! s; ADVICE Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who never to a friend hath aald: "The best thing tor a cold In the tort such cattrrw anthead ing npvet 1 hoard in thi Ijfo In take a hot drink and go to But after 1 do buy them bed a bag of lollipop, thry quiet " again, ami morrie. And no to up ; That roar you rhear is . . probably PT-Just another presidential candidate Gee is Gee Lil thinking of repracticing his inaugural speech tiring from business life. She says to the pencil 1 ' f' '. the constantarevisits ALY- her undermining "Listen, honey hunch, i wont be sharpener home for dinner tonight. Ona of health. " " a Mir Ana the honeymoon Is over customers when he confesses that he preust dropped in, fers th Police Gazette to Shelley's and Ive got to poems. take htm out to Insomnia Note! Tis better to dinner and to n diow afterward. 1 jiave rolled and tossed than nevmay be a little late getting home. er to. hayfe; slept at all. Ypu .understand how it h, dont ' PROGRESS OF lTVILIATlON you, sweetums? iMoi Make hay while the min ' hiaos. U3t: Make corn while the ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ Th easiest thing In th j moonshines. . world to roll out of Is th lap The wari In China is horrible. of luxury. Almost as many people will he killed by bullets in Shanghai this week-en- d as will be killed in this LTI Gee Geo thinlfS Mr. must be a very, popular country by automobiles. at compose!, becdusc orchestra leadStand by to man the lifeboat-- ! ers are conUnuiilly announcing that their next number will bo . . . ftpiputejvapricc, tMarch Ilh by Request. d1 er a BY KITH ADAMSON A piece of cake is more than wedge or square when frost- ed or served with a touch of imagination plus tiny colored candies, colorings, chopped nuts or shredded cocoanut. Angel food with white icing, delicious as It Is, has a sad lack of color. The chairman of a refreshment committee who planned to serve the cake with whipjfcd cream found a pretty way of decorating it. SPRINKLED CANDIES In the center of each piece ot case over which nad occn placed a band of whipped cream she sprinkled a round of "hum-dred- s of thousands candies. Imagine for yourself the efa small fect. detail, but Only it made ail the difference between a drab and interesting dessert. or cream sponge Any butter cake baked in a sheet pan can be marked and cut in diamondshaped pieces and frosted, after the cake is cold, of course. LN SEVEN STRIPS To cut in diamond shapes, evenly spare and cut in seven strips crosswise the narrow way of the pan. Then cut diagonally from the corner to the upper right-hancorner. lower dividAbove and below this line, make three diagonal ing cuts, placing as evenly as possible. diamonds" with Spread the or butter frosting, confectioners tinted and flavored as you like it COOKIE CUTTERS A set of cookie cutlers makes for variety of shapes, and different kinds of icing and trimming materials make for a pretty collection. To toast shredded cocoanut for the purpose, spread in a thin layer in a pan or baking sheet. Place in oven 400 degrees F. and stir frequently until a golden brown. TREASURES CASKET RIPON, Wis., Feb. 27. u 10 A treasured souvenir of George Lincoln Pasco, retired city mail carrier, is a piece taken from the original casket of George Washington when the first president was reburied in a new and larger tomb at Mount Vernon. He plans to present it to tbe Washing memorial at Alexandria, or to the Masonic memorial at Washington. Logan Laundry f ' t i f SPECIALS I n trod udoryOffer Ends Monday, February 29th PHONE 438 Our'DrtVef will pair Kampus Kaorke, March 1th IN RACE , Milwaukee, wis.. Feb. 27. Pinkey Mitchell,, .former Junior welterweight boxing chamhis candipion, has announced dacy for Sheriff of Milwaukee ebunty. Although the election will not be held until fall, Pinkey said he still believes the first punch and so announced his counts, candidacy early. U'.R A map made by Christopher in 1480 was recently hibited at Hi Pvw- the World ex- Congress or height of something other seems to have taken place in the jail at McDonough, Ga. most of them imPrisoners, prisoned on liquor law violations, were extraordinary consuming amounts of syrup, corn bread and grits. When Sheriff L. D Hightower returned from distil-er- y searchers in the back country, he found the jail larder almost exhausted by just those three items. Sheriff Suspicious, Hightower investigated, found a jail full of drunken prisoners. They had been using the supplies to make a kind of homebrewed beer, allowing the syrup The g gas-save- The result is the car actually has a surplus of gas after it has run a few miles. Ike has hitched a tank wagon back of the trader and now peddles his excess fuel to tourists along the road at cut rates. gas-savi- to ferment by mixing it with the corn bread. Sheriff Hightower now is administering the syrup in ounce quantities. PAY CUT HITS NEEDY DETROIT, Feb. 27. HUM Wage reductions here have forced city firemen to discontinue feeding The unemJ6,0d0 unemployed. fed at 58 bread ployed, previously lines supported by firemen, will be to welfare added department rolls. PLANS REUNION MISSOULA, Mont., Feb. 27. h im Plans are being laid for the greatest reunion alumni of the University of 'Montana this June, commencement exercises when attract will unusually large crowds. Kanipus Kaprice, March 4th KINDLING 6 SACKS $1.00 (Delivered) PHONE 590J1 J What every business man wants to bow is when business will begin to show an up- ward trend. The answer is simpler than it might seem. A survey based on recent experience shows that the average increase in busi-nedue to the installation of a ss NEALE-RAINBO- W NEON sign is FIFTEEN PER CENT. From this it is seen that it is much more costly to be without a Rainbow sign tbai; I COAL il is to invest in one. Every Vhon rrgister- - ask for Expense" Rates. Or write for tenerva-lion- s or further details. ing. "All PLAN Economical Low In Ash High In Fuel Value Holds Fire Todays Oddity STONY FORD, Ari- z- Ike old 1912 Ford Spenloves turned into a gusher today when Ike installed bis 19tn device. He has all mounted on a the trailer; each is guaranteed to save from 15 to 35 per cent of the fuel. Spring Kates Burns Sight i and Dry Cleaners KENT B. U RIGHT Special Correspondent BY in a year, but every owner of xu h herds knows that a pound of butterfat cannot be produced at a cost of 25 cents today, or any other day for that matter No, gentlemen, there is no profit in producing butterfat at todays market. All dairymen like most other people are operating their bustness at a loss, hut there is no use to complain, blame the other fellow, desert your dairy organization or quit. The only thing we can do is to keep our loss as small as possible. While we know we all fee! like sighing I also know' that the right thing to do is to sing and keep a going, thereby helping to dispurse the cloud of distress that hangs over us in order that cloud with a silver lining may oe ushered in soon In the meantime, let us thank heaven we are employed and have a half loaf in stead ol being unemployed with no loaf Now is the time to cling to the anchor of hope. Sure, we need profits to win, but in their absence the next best asset is courage. Cache County Dairy Cooperative Association, -- By H W. Ballard, Pres. Newhouse Hotel nerve-harassin- Oil, ROY! ALTO PRODUCES GAS SURPLUS FOP. SALE ALONG ROAD d life-lin- M EDITOR HERALD-JOURNAFrequently we read in lettered under big headlines that this man or that man is making big money milking cows. In each case, the profit is based upon the value of product over feed cost. These articles are misleaumg to those unfamiliar with the facts and to those familiar with the actual cost of producing a pound of butterfat they are simply ridic- ulous. Listen, only the other day there appeared in a newspaper under big headlines an article, stating that a certain dairy man sold hi. butterfat for 25 cent per pound His feed cost was 13.3 cents per pound leaving a profit of 11 7 cents a 46 per cent profit. You just as well say a merchant who sells an article for $1 40 that costs him $1 00 makes 40 per cent profit. Who will sa.v that the money the merchant pays out for manager, hired help, taxes, rent, light, heat, etc., is profit? There may be some who would say so if it were a farmer running the store, because they are used to such profits The facts ore that the feed cost is only about 57 'x per cent of the actual cost of producing a pound of butterfat On this basis, the dairyman quoted above would receive a profit of 1 6 cents per pound fat instead of 11 7 cents The reason given in the article for this man's handsome profit was that his herd of six cows averaged 408 pounds fat per cow in a year. Now, there are a number of Cache Valley herds of from 15 to 25 cows that are efficiently managed, bred right, fed, right, housed right, equipped right, culled right and milked right, that average 408 pounds of fat or more in- Now You Tell One left-han- d g Only one more day of the Forem n Agin Em Longer- - A 2 Persons 2 Days ami 1 g50 Night breakfast, garage theater ticket caih (Good COAL Ct ICE CO. nutting up a sign of this type delays the beginning of increased business. For information or estimates just write Room, dinner, One week-end- only). s . EVANS days delay ip PLAN B Persons 050 and 1 Night Room, garage, dinher, breakfast, luncheon. 2 theater tickets each (Good any time.) 2 Days ONE PERSON, $5.00 (TjfigPEkgS? (cm ) LOGAN, UTAH HOTEL" We Give S. & H. Gtcen Stamps NEWHOUSE Salt lotke City ' i t V At Tlr - |