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How glad and swee and livable life was and then came the diupoller, the avenger, the tyrant, c the devil, the demon, the Down In the of Inferno! basement of my home, the bedaubed and heinous villains set the snorting, hissing, leaking, pawing, starving, cadaverous offspring of Gehenna, filled its yawning craw with dial, touched It off and escaped before the fury within broke loose In all its demoniacal luridness and set upon me the seal of hervous and hag yard apprehension! How It spurted and leased and went out! llow It snorted and coughed tun ripped, and calling ntc Hying dow three (light of stairs Into the regions of Tartarus, flashed In my face and yowled for more coal! Mow it bellowed and blustered and boiled and stampeded, growled. Muriel, moaned and groaned! How it sulked and moped and sank down until it had to be doctored with the dump ;.u- coaxed with shavings, papers and rags and then, how it ripped once nmrs until my wife went out and sat m the gatepost and waited for tit-.- ; house to 'Southern Girl." blow up! A Ah. what a nightnuie! quartette record of exceptional What mince-plagony of IliiMnhin gloom merit, aung by the Columbia QuarWhat an encompassing terror durin tette In their faultless style. Orthe hours when God Is mi; to be chestra accompaniment his beloved No Oh, Oh, Miss Lucy Ella. giving sleep wondci I write like this! Go o it :.m imy A rattling good coon song with a r plant and rid- - u straddle taking orchestra accompaniment., (or a few nights! Then ou win won 1 der.how can write at ill! new-mow- 2408 Washington Ave., Ogden, Utah. Bargains in Real Estate. muter-mechani- Good Investments! hard-earne- d Wewin&j The very latest in Fit any Sewing Machine No. 35 - AUTOMATIC LIFT WHITE. 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A really, beautiful serenade, well adapted to Albert Campbell's velvet tenor. Orchestra accompaniment Who? Mar A well rendered combination of wit Juat Take Me Down to Wonderland. A snappy little march song with a swlngy chorus that sticks In your Orhead. 8ung by Billy Murray. chestra accompaniment Thesa six only indicate the variety and quality of the forty other new October Columbia Records, and of the 3.500 in our regular catalogue. Call In and ask for the October list. Stay and listen aa long as you like. Columbia Phonograph Company. 327 South Main SL Salt Lake. and melody by Billy Murray. An usually clever song. Orchestra companiment. The Indifferent Mariner. unac- A song which brings forth Frank C. Stanley's wonderful range and tones In a most pleasing way. ra accompaniment. Or--che- st |