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Show Pago Four "CONFUCIUS "Green things grow. the Woodward high. in the words of " is alivo Ho swooping the and country with his witticism. Ho was resurrected by a Now York columnist in an attempt to add now puns to the glamour Instead of staying at of Broadway. homo on Broadway, Confucius has hastened his way. around tho States until ho may philosophizing on any subject, in any place, at any time. be found tho chemist ho say, "Student who in acid, absorbed in work!" tho lover ho say, "Han who drive To fall To with one hand on wheel have one foot in grave I" To us all he say, "Ho. who livo on will got wise-crac- ks how Yet, stomach-ach- " e. devotees of Confucius many know him? Do you? Then hero are a few: Ho lived five. or six C., and was a wise man who collected ancient customs and laws. Ho founded no religion, but was a devout agitator for the strict observance of existing rites. Ho uphold so hundred years cestors that months when was Ho B. tho Chinoso veneration for strongly -- ho wont of an- into mourning 27 his mother died.' a public- official, a granary - koopor, and a judge, in his native Lu in tho province of tho now-existi- state ng Shantung. drew devoted students to him like a magnet does bits of steel, and then Ho into exile because the authorities considered him a dangerous person. He wrote a book on the history of Lu, which went is now one of edited five Chinese classics. He the other four. He wrote music for Chinese poetry. His followers recorded tho jeweled words that foil from his lips and they are now known as tho ANALECTS of AND BOUQUETS Robert Pendleton children of the night, of digestion bred. " Churchill. "Dreams "knock-knock- ," fad like tho "Chinoso checkers , ""midget golf , ""flagpole sitting," and "apple polishing." Periodic crazes never cease sprouting, but thoy do no harm. Perhaps they take another minds off peoples jects tho depression, ope, or So, it final exams. if youve and serious tho war in more sub- Eur- something witty to say, well listen. --D- ear. Peterson disturbance rible gastric ' our during to the Grand for kept us awake most of the night shouting about a "drink of water" and a Even Mr. Hardys "gland adjustment." rofined and gentle snore didnt, seem to bother him; but as soon as his ravings allowed us to go to sleep' he woke us up muttering something about "making more noise than a sawmill," and threatening to hit us with a pillow. trip ho Canyon:-recently- , ' Hint a night I Between dreams and snores we struggled to keep our logs from tying up in knots. I think that night proves that wo arent living or old right, wo for were is creeping age upon us; the last to leave the can- yon, exhausted, and half1 roasted. Yet the others climbed to the top' of a volcanic cono another thousand foot higher than the canyon rim, and seemed none the for the experience. Ah, fleeting youth Bouquets to George Thompson for his worse I George must have lived sad life to have such first hand information about women and Fords, the two most cantankerous things that men havo to contend with. Bouquets to Clayton Sullivan and Carma 77 e Sullivan. hope to hoar from them amusing a very songs. again soon. attended the decided to present We ' Woodward opera, and Glen Henworthy and Dorothy Cliadourn bouquets for thoir out- standing performances. Bouquet to Clark Patterson for his unique way of attracting the B. Y. U. Ho girls. shouted, "fire I"; then when they all looked up CONFU- believed in the "Golden Rule" and taught it before the time of Christ. He brings back to earth with him just in- Vjro Barnhurst must havo had. some ter- He CIUS. say NJDJJS,SJTJSE BRICKBATS poor Chinoso philosopher is not Phis dead! , AND SJJJTJ3J3 SAY".... he chose one, mo, do a date and took her on a stroll to the river bridge. $-- 3 Brickbat to Coach Tolman for feeding Roma Rob or dry mustard in her sandwich, (Yes, Roma, thats uid fire) tchl tchl "The his best little, what it was., not liq- portion of a mans life is nameless, unrememberod of kindness and of love. .D. , liy pioneer ancestors thoir debts promptly." always acts paid |