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Show 1 PAGE TWO PflOVO EVENING HERALD. MONDAY,- DECEMBER 12. 1927.' - . OUTPOUR WAY r ZTHETffiRALD" - Bonier, president, it ITpr!a ftirTjarallorv . rrove, Utaa, dall. Enters as weond-elautter at lie post office la Proro, I'tah. Member of tbs United Prau assocla-tie- s. NEA Service, Paine Editorial Servics, and tbt jams 0. Bcripp ' V ' . Newsiwirs, Hv WWlam "rr- MAN. MA! Putfflirtreil hf ! SO So. 1st W. 8t Him Vm -- F- .r;.r HE. KmowS - TM. v ASK 7 i fl 1 Howdy, folks ail tfee li . OU Heki. AMI? set give aad Caagar g siiopper whs are to buck the Chrtetmas crowds as the bargala counters? teaas nl The - Im 1 J wwwwwww pre-rtn- . 3f. 1 tW. t-- S ' D5 action L. Marcus - Enterprises FLAYING NOW at brittle. Then he read Provocation's The Christmas number of the Hints sa Table EtiSaturday Evening Post Is already quette. New he is so . s' on the Wouldn't rt' polite that he runs be a good joke on them if Chrjt-ata- s a pocket com thrn his moustache after eating noodle soup. didn't come this year? Portrait loaned by ' the Herald Clark. Art Gallery. . t!ont In the silo, r,; ' ' Corn in tea bin, Cora In the bottle Little Provocation: Bis, I guess " Masqnersdlng as gin. ni take S bath. Mrs. Provocation! '.Let's soap so. Today's candidate for the Poison Ivy club is the gink who is planning Progress of an amateur actor who to give his wife a new set of false desires to go on the stage: L Eggteeth for Christmas. ed on by bis friends. Egged off by ' .Jfe ETIQI ETTE NOTE One ssonth gs Egbert Ashcaa was a low, sncouth fellow. Wnea he chewed celery, it sounded like an elephant crunching pea-fi- 19ITi Why sfceoiarT-jds"- oI EuliscriptioB terms Hy carrier la the eosoty, 43 cent the moots ; $,V0 Uu year "in a'drauee; by naii la the county, iW entsidt county, $5.00 t: fftf ff?f (Copyright . S j www OO WPl 5UCH A trAiMCr-M- E. Tetejibnnw Business offievKS; Society Rpoftef, 10T; Editorial rooms, 121)8. If yon do Lot receirt your paper before 1p.m. telepbons ' 85 atd s(topy wta 1 delivered to your residencs. PROVO-CATION- nl itni IXV. MO M-- . MEKi ARE. F UtM news-stand- N. Guuaar i. J!tor and massrert N.' G. Hicks, esonty editor; 1. K. Binfleton. badloeat manager; J sate Clark, adtlilng Bjaaagerj B. W. GoodeU, city tdilor. r I .. WORDS OF WISDOM Buy carefully; pay promptly and save something. 75Years of Usefulness, eduDr. George II. Brimhall, Utah's greatest love with cator, Friday celebrated his seventy-fift- h birthday, and esteem Jbeing showered, upon him by the students and faculty of the young university, the school with which his self-ma- de :':" ;' . fi - Born of pioneer parents when this section" first became r.ettled he is a pioneer himself in every sense of the word.' - He has not only assisted in erecting schools but has also aided in brinijing under cultivation the sagebrush lands of this Jley. . . ., carved out for himself in ... - - i ., he those early cLys from the rugged rocks of experience the educational foundation on which he has since then builLoLiormidahle a structure. Even in that he is a pioneer. He planned his own reading, his own method of study. No one urged him on; no one ehowed him how. It' was his own burning desire for knowledge that was the motive 'power which caused him to burn the candle over his book during the quiet hours of the by his own- genius, night. This quest for truh, guided only ' ": v has always characterized hisiifev . entire intermountain country has felt the influence of George H. Brimhall through the contact he haa had with the youth in the Brigham. Young university and the semin-- . aries of the L. D. S. church. U is the Bincere wish of the to be felt for Evening Herald that that influence will continue - - ,; ,. many years to come. Lincoln-lik- e, i I" . n .... - , ntav f HT.orr. $tZT OUU BOARDING HOUSE 6Aiv .rf KJtu vo voa laps -- -- A4P AFfeR MIMUrTES OF feJ OF A OASSJCAL GRECK GEMERAL, AMP OF Homers 'MovJE - A REAPIM6 COURSE, AS-frl- - HAVa-ui-oE OER VOUR. - - rlEADf-B- i E - MA OF-f- 1 WHOLE tWEAJlAl : LEfflUfl OFF liHAT tSfEAM! ing a bass yloL Photograph from the T. G. son Collection. - ' ? CDRTTAlKi Is - HEAR.pii--T , isn't very aristocratic, irat he manages to get into the homes of many of bur best K bill collector E! families. 1 1 j FOOTBALL NOTE Cdlgate and Williams had s sacoessfui season on the grid- iron this year. We don't know how Mennens came out , j 1 Many, lives are blighted by sorrows that never occur. - --"HIGH SCHOOL Whatever troubles Adam had In the merry days of old, Eve never said: "Go stoke tho fire. The house is getting cold." Isn't a little corn, but sometimes it is almost as painful A 1 TIP OF TONGUE i . YOUR ENGLISH All Steel Construction 1 kre-den- ished in pretty colors. They are beauties! And think of the intol-terne- price i Be Sure to Visit Our inter-pretatlo- Toyland ss NAfURELAND OBSERVATIONS Dixort'laylot' Russell Co. low-dow- n "The One-Pric- House" V """" im of raphy, declares Prof. Mehdes-C6r-rean authority on- - dlstribntlon of the races. The sea was an mstuS mtru'ntable bsrttert6 many peoples', for many years., Deserts could not be dwelt upon, unless an oasis were present. Forests could: not be inhabited ' unless a clearing were a, available, -- WEDNESDAY "THE LAST J WALTZ" Adapted from the 'operetta which rivalled the "Merry Widow" in popularity. . THURSDAY 5 COLDS THAT DEVELOP T m NO MONEY DOWN PC? Store Open Evenings -- Feature Picture GEM NOW PLAYING "THE l- - 46 North Univ. Ave. II -- .rr: - , " - .-- Provo - IRRESISTIBLE LOVER" with Norman Kerry and -- -- jjorf n a Minute Love Us Bring Louise Rice, world famous graphologist, I can positively read your talents, virtues I and faults in the drawings, words and . what nots that you scribble when "lost V in thought". oena your"scnbblmgs"or signature fnr i analytii. EnctoMttnpirtureef th Mikada brad, cut from bos of Mikado pencil., and ten cent. Addreu Louiae Rice, care of EAGLE rCNOL CO., NEW YORK CTTT Thai Rush Job We turn out your work when you want it! ' , to 15 95 Four Experienced Workmen Why PayJMore? Re-bui- Wholesalers henevejLshoescan be Bctter,7we will" lt '- doit! Outlet SALE Cente- r- 2$ rnoxis . 707 - LOUIS KELSCH u At SHOE REBUILDER Buster Brown Shoe Store We call and "deliver free "Wf" 1 com i ) ' Domestic $8.00 INTO PNEUMONIA ' Persistent coughs and colds lead to ("the infected membranes and stop the' irritation and inflammation, while the erious trouble. laucaostopuiemnow xith Creomulsion, an emulsified creo- - creosote goes on to the stomach, is abte that is pleasant to'takeCreomul-.o- n sorbed into the blood, attacks the seat of the trouble and chocks the growth is a new medical discovery of the germs, action; it soothes and heals Creomulsion is guaranteed satisfacthe inflamed membranes and inhibits tory in:the treatment of - persistent germ growth. Of all known drugs, creosote is reccoughs and colds, bronchial asthma, ognized by high medical authorities as. bronchitis and other forms of respiraana of the greatest healing agencies for tory diseases, and is excellent for building up the system after colds or flu. persistent coughs and colds and other forms of throat troubles. Creomulsion Money refunded if any cough or cold is contains, in addition totreosote,T)ther 'i not relieved after taking according tc directions. Ask yoiir druggist. (ad.) healing elements which soothe and heal Lojg : for best results in "your baking v Pea Coke $6.50 "That Good Goal" HAVE YOU TRIED IT YET? - Robinson Music Co. - Htf. . SA85 16 W st VAUDEVILLE REAL VALUES . BIG ACTS Coast-to-Coa- v Water and the son were also dominant factors. Matty similar geographical features limited and restricted any treat migration and account, even today, for many localized groups of Individuals. In seme parts of , the world, there ar tribes, which have never overcome geographical handicaps and still, thay have always existed isolated and intensely individual. All their .conlact with life, other .than their, own, has been ' with -casual visitors. , 'Today, most races have; overcome barriers' which the geographical originally penned' them within the confines of limited boundaries, and go where they will the world over. ; CHR IST M A S PIANO SALE Overcoats i - and M. G. M. NEWS "Peter's Pan" another of thq Beauty . parlor series. INTERNATIONAL NEvVS I The dispersion of early roan was, piimarily,. determined .by geog- I U , - M rki FOR WE ULSSOU COUGH OR COLO THAT HANGS ON ounces tor Use Uss than oi , higher priced brands Guaranteed Pure ' ! THE COLLEGIANS In "SPLASHING THBV Comedy SCIENCE , Also Our Gang 'Comedy "CHICKEN . FEED" "PARIS FASHIONS" ; in Color NEWS WEEKLY Mile - tight-colum- Heavy bracing, heavy rubber, tires, runs smooth and easy, fin- V : Don't say "He is not any better." Sllaa Bent: "The tabloids are the "He is no better" is preferred. n s pap-;rModerhfsts, the Pronounce "credence" as if speU-e- d the Fundaraentalists of journal-sti- c with stress on "kre." same faith. Both worship the Don't use "argue" when you mean in differ their liturgy. ;od? they "Otepute." You may "dispute" a biU as an instance, but not "argue'Mt t, Dr. C. Nr . HawWna, CongTega-tionalicAdage popularly used but of tea San Francisco: "Living in misquoted: ' "April showers bring in age when we deplore the May flowers" was "Sweet April that has been engendered showers do bring May flowers," as U that has been engendered Thomas Tusser wrote it, 350 years by it, every man who wants good ' ago,. ; ... i , will to exist between races and who wanta facts of history rather thaft f aricif ul and theatrical of them, ought to proAlthough L?onidas Hubbard's attest against such a production as tempt to explore Labrador 'failed, ... the 'King of Kings."' 25 years Ago, little or nothing has in; vet been done since 1 euormous region of more than a half million square miles only a few are genuine. hundred miles from New York, If the President Caltes has a contemptibly The country has a bad reputation appraisement of a U. S. because of the storms and constant cold ofthe coast, but inland Scnatorship. 100 miles It Is known to have-war- m Federal -- tax - income on clgarets, sniflmers sunshine. the past year, reached $278,928, S61, Hundreds of rivers emerge from rnd a good many, women haven't unknown Labrador into Quebec, Hudson Bay and Atlantic Ocean. taken to smoking yet. 7 The country probably has thous"Eskimos 'use fish hooks for ands of lakes. Wherever people money," says an' item. Gee! it must have crossed the boundary fringe, be glorious to pretend to tie asleep they have found both valleys and while Mrs. Eskimo goes through mountains heavily frosted, and the pockets! : . heavily populated with wild life.' " III , -- - Ll'l Gee Gee wants to know if present prices are due to the awful cost of clothing or the cost of awful clothing. LU.ataT.i eiaaravi kanvieavate. i i ., i; you'll call GREAT! with , $7 P Some of them adored! Others hated! But all, admired his courage and bravery! The ""star of "The Qaarterback" nod "Shanghai Bound? give an entirely new and unique characterization In this rale Of California In '49 one that HERO". , .. .'". I j 1 While They Last ' COMEDY AND NEWS ' oteei wagons . ill-- ' WA - j -- ft I t.L and Tuesday Sally Phippsr Nick Stuart She knitted Said he:How very nice" And stored It In the attic, where It makes a home for mice. rf BE-frlER- Ttm ight iy avpretty vtie, him 1 5AUPBASS! 5AV(M3 IS. WILL BE OVEP5. VOUR Baby Grand Orchestra Every Evening them philosophical T. ' QaraaouKl Strand Xjar- - easier to take things philo sophically than It isyto part with It .4 j 't Ll'l Gee Geo calls her sweetie Steam Roller, because he hasn't any ' ishing the cabin with Frigidalra and a porcelain bathtub. Miss Tapioca was killed in to go 1914, when she attempted thru a revolving-- ' door while carry PROP OME rl' II the public . Uticlo Tom's Cab in before the" mo v- -' io producers thong ht of fam 'MOVieirtES ,- E SPAKE WlMfiEPy .StfeAldrl-fuiA- VtlORP5"- HAU- BE GolMfi - 04.- ttwvict. eoiMartb A. SURE AM VIEAR.'TWAt' KECMefy ALL "frl TlfME odVssev.'- - . wtse opVsseus WAl LEFT BErliMP IKilrte UKtf "TELEMAChUS, . AMP VI ILL W3t VdELL --THAT 6AFF,1HtibMAibES7 ROLE ft 4 n , speed. Chapter 14,876 Col Bungatarter, according to his A cautious man torians. Inherited Is Maimadnks Child, bis treat gifts as Befuscs to play a Thespian from . With the deuces wUd. his aont. Miss " Tills Tapioca. Art Shannon. Miss Tapioca was an accomplished It takes a bit of spfrit to actress, having move some quite people, judging from the "East played way bootleggers seem to prosper.) Lynne" back in the . days when they used cornflakes In the big snow scene. She also appeared In . TOOO ..oeu'iivN f -- LIFE AND LETTERS OF COL. Bl'NGSl'AKTEB : name i? inseparably interwoven. the' members token of respect, As a presented Dlj faculty Bnmrxa with c life membership in th National Educational associa'ucri. This was almost, fitting tribute since no man in. Utah hp been closer connected with the development of UUh schools than has Dr. Brimhall. He has unselfishly fVvoUd his er.tire life to the prfegress and Improvement of 1 be srhaols, the elementary as well as those of higher learn ie I THftM PHONE 17 . Smoot 1 fSpafford Coal Co. ' |