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Show 7 "THE SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, NO VEilEEP. 15, 1923. MEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT fc 4 -- The- - - THE EVENING HERALD S- weekly ta 18M; aa a daily rn 123 trenta except taraar, nfl BoikUj Bwrnlju; rend :ery HionUuf eicept Monday, wnltf a second tlaas matter at Kiitr llnl Sontk Ja tha BeraM building. PtOTO, Utah. leased 1CAT tit all Newi Service and M. B. A. Bervke. Only dully newapaper la Utah sooth of Salt Uka Cityf largest of any newspaper la U'uh outside Bait Lake City and Often. ........ ...,......r..... f ; -- ; : -- . b Would r Jack Pempeey, Rodolf Valentino, Babe Ruth, I'resldeut CoolWge, , " Vou . Rather Bet ; CoIpi HtfU Fpringlle Paysoo . " , ' ' ''." ' Choice 6 Piece DINING SUITE, m U I . V ' i v LSI for. '' 'i Thanksgiving or i Day. l'hHlIpaT . f.; ., ' fill HOUSE" 00" I 111 out of 23 seaplanes in a storm at Baltimore C. E.7MadHen tUlnlt the wiftet The in the world would go to the recently" helps illustrate the futility of those enthusiast' who job huinoroua editor of the Cougretudon a "obsolete made has rest of the the dream that airplane ' al Iteeord. "' ... .V' modern navy" J , 1 Because an airplane can destroy battleship, they say, Agnea: Oh! ' why have battleships? Well, one of the reasons is precisely Be'ky; What'a the matter T f ' ! Air Not Supreme fv.v. Buys A : AYlilt " j ... right The height' of tough luck: A burglar whose wife won't let him go ' out nights. ,., TERMS Of SUBSCRIPTION. t .,- Ptulvered by carrier, per month lea..- .ri-ilMtmrad h carrier, roar tear. In advance....... Ite'jvered by mail la Utah eonnty, per year, In sdvance.. ....t ...-UA- 0 .'Urerd by stall in United States, onUide Ptah eonnty, aer year, f ,40 That jpoet who wrote of the shade f Dlglit an4 ibe' sheltering palm knows the great American fcorter ..Caty Editor CU. .,.. ....,...... N ..,.,........................... Office, Telephone l:rUl Booms, Telephone .... .i,.........wrr..X0T Prm - THE ONEPKICE Provo T Go, Tdyjor-Russe- ll f p .WMtittTMt, Bostofflee to Prove, K, Onnnar, Basmoaon U ember United - cliff dwellers who behave Uka V.uUi v j ttU tbU tile ajigtit edUioa Ka'. W-- OFFICE i An Independent Newspaper, KtbUhe4 U ItE ay. .: TIMELY EDITORIALS. WASHINGTON NEWS loss of 17. - : - v - i ' t his accident. Agnea : I'm In a terrible dilemma. '" That storm did not wreck any ships, even the smallest I've got two jtiroDpHala and can't sli'ps sail such storms all the time. An attacking fleet might decide which to marry first. readily pick a much worse day. If it did, airplanes would be At Dawning. v . ( helpless even to try to repel itworked on that jproblera until Another illustration : On Navy- Day, a naval plane flew S o"Iclock from San Francisco to Fresno, 200 miles inward. It was not "Did thla morning."the IdeaT finally get a bad day.' There was no storm, but San Francisco was foggy f "Yes, you it began to dawn on me." an tne was haze in autumnal and there interior.' The Diane had no illusive fleet to search out," but only ."It'a sad," said tbe sentimental f.h citv of Fresno, lvinir in the aun in a known Provo landlady at tbe table, "to d location. The plane'got lost' in the fog, and was several extra think thin ipoor little lamb should hours finding Fresno, whch was invisible in the Indian sum b slaughtered in the flower of its are notenough youth just Jo satisfxour.appeUte mer haze until withiiOhree milesL world infallibly to have spotted an enemy Tes," agred the cynical border, aircraft v "it ia. tough.' ' fleet on Such a day. ' Aircraft are the newest, and in many respects the most 3. 3. retera says a book agent important arm of the armye and navy. They should receive tried to sell aman an encyclopedia conservatism has futhertd fur lils more attention than children, but the man regiven them. But the worst enemy of the development of the fused to bay, raying that he had to air service is be who pretends tnat.n nas maae auomer walk when he was a boy and it' , M -- . - Home is the place of our happiest memories and everywhere. there is a growing realization t hat good furniture has to do with . happiness and contentment within the home. wide-anrea- in-th- e '' . . t ire Your - red-tap- Good Comedies -. didn't do him any harm,;; - ,i 1 . ':s:: A VJiv Long Winter EWnings t TUrs. Sprlggs "Dg you" need any shoes : With the death of Mrs. Sidney Drew lri Los ngeles Mrs. Brlgga "No," ; , the other day passed the lone remaining member of a pair .Mm Bpriggs 'p'4ther ?da',.:4 of light comedians who gave our moving; pictures some of Lft'a go into this shoe store and the shrewdest, cleanest comedies the films Save known. rest while jthey. try some on us," , : . . ' Look ' . As, ' ..' There is a . world, of comfort in on of our beautiful overstufed Living Room Suites which has deep springs that enables you to sink back and really enjoy the : j With her husband, who died in 1919 she made many comedies of married life, f They weren't slapstick stuff, but whole-som- e they were human and they were funny. l"was good, wholesome when time a at came and it. good, hiiman, human was a sca'rce article on the screen. The movies owe quite a debt to Mr. andJIrsDrewJtJlnd da all the rett of us who like a healthy laugh. , . ' I , " good - DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By TV. I. Gordon . . ; . ., ; , luxury of home.'i ; bed?.. heed new for Mattress How about a your Maybe you Rugsand Draperies? new Range for Is your Linoleum worn out? How about a Kitchen Cabinet or your kitchen?" Does any of your furniture need reupholsterlne or repairing?. Any thing that pertains to furnishing or decorating your home, we can ' do IV and do it at lowest prices. . , , . Befor It Is too late there is one thinar'i'we mni' give - the Turks credit , for; they got np a. pretty '' bath. George H. Young says there Isn't deal of peace on earth for tile gent who has waited until the " last minute to pick her present - a ! ' 1 The advantages of buying through the Mi If J , - W z r-- ; 5 . i A payment down and easy monthly payments! buys any merchandise .in our store. This plan has helped hundreds of young couples and older people to, fit up their homes complete. They have used and enjoyed their furniture as they paid Our Price Plan: ; .. IT 38 j oi One- -' Price system is beinsr appreciated by many people. It ia new to the Home Furnishing business in this community. : The fairness and benefits derived from it are establishing confidence in the public and saying , tnem money. , ' : , Enjoy Your Furniture While You , Pay For It :r :W She Couldn't Help It. About the first real sign of winA good old daniia Maggie Wood ter Is When you start wondering why Slie did her bit at saving food; No wonder, that shtfelt depressed iu the world you cussed auminur. jloii"t sar "I Hik It off of the When Paw would spill soup on his "i.Ur." Omit, "of," vest. The black sheep of tbe family Is JI1SPU()X(MNTKI) j In U)fCciid. lroiioiinee the "o" a usually made the goat for everyWatson, the .hieedle," "Quick, v thing. . " IHtt iu "wi." pleaded Sherlock Holmes, noticing t'of," a hole in the heel of bis. sock. NoU the "ye." ( wdorlnir) . Women have wore troubles than SY.N(.)NVMS CrednloiiR, gullible, men, A man's friends never critiFirst .Bky Writer! "Hello, .Bill, ' cize him for growing old. ouflilinpr, ya still with - the Lucky - etrike AVOIU) SJl'DY "L'se a word people?" ihnv timpH mid It. Is rnurx." Ijt uti As a man thinks so is be, If he Second Mjinlac: Naw, gotta easier Incn-iiftoiir inciibuliirv br nm.stcr- - can jM?rttunde his wife to agree with Job now. I'm writing fet (Lux." ' ' ng oneword pch day. . Today's elm. , V vord: IRONICAL, exiircHHing. one "Where are you. from f iir and lMciiniiiK unotlwr, "('Ills Another advantage a man haa is 'Kouth Dakota.'luiiii-ato every qneatioo when he goes vlKiting he usually T(!ii"4 "My, .You don't talk like enoiuu estreiiie bitteriiis. ' hopeii they are at bme. southerner." '. ;i"' IJt':; - ': a Rreat TOM SIMS SAYS if - Lone winter nights are ahead and much of your time will be spent in your home. around you and see what you need to make everything cheerful and Comfort- - " !tntSi ' -- 1 i - PUT OUJIWAY , ' ... V'' BE A 8iG 008 -- T- . V15. hA , : - ffl . " make This yr.rw.'"itR I FA PtACt SAFEWTO ; ' ;; BY WILLIAMS !. .' .. ,. ' ',' ' . ' ', -- ' ' ''' I a " "p""W'MwaMaBMaaaaffaaMaiaMaMaaM RIPPLING 95c - - RHYMES I Round Trip i-s- aiWii isai i., t WALT mason -.5. SUBSTITUTES from PROVO "A of Johnson's pound mothballs, plcase, l said to "" .i Druggist Hand;"fojr years,, to ward off dread disease, I've ,used that famous brand. I take four mothballs; when I rise, and si before I dine, and I'm the healthiest of guys, to I'malwaVs' feeling fine. , Anddf at times I'm feeling faint, or weak from heels to crown, I mix twelve mothballs with some paint," .and pour this tonic down.' "And it will banish.aU my'' Achfs, my nerves if will repair, and I can whip m" weight in snakes, and sweat a hair. Proportionately Low. Fare to I know that Johnson's mothballs drivejieyer diseases far away, and so I swallow twentyfive some seven times a day." "We haven't Johnson's brand today," the druggist made hisf talk, "but here's a kind that people say backs Johnson's off the walk. ; We have some patrons . whov haye bought the. Johnson brand, for years, and being credulous, 'via,. . they, thought that Johnson's had no peers. But having t tried the Kickshaw brand, they promptly changed their LineJ minds; the Kickshaw dope they now demand, they'll have "no other kinds.": And this is why I go no more, my dachshund at my heels, to that misguided druggist's store, to (Union Pacific System) spend by plunks and wheels. For when I have the coin ' Limit November 23 in hand, to pay up, by the rood, 1 do not want sonie other 's Lora Agenta or something just as good. ,1 want the goods for" At brand, ' forl'urtiier Details which I ask. the goods mv fathers knew: let Jnhnsnn'a - , iii . t Salt Lake City Qgd en ; OregonShort ; restkj peace: "oL-nME- R, .' it' Ci H. Cody, U. k Phone Hi 3.15 who'd sell mm other itinTc will vm. mv fraHo tin 'mam never draw another plank from out my prmceljrstQre. Ko'll ... Here's Instant Relief from is union s S a ff tf pji$ ' November. 20 aT JLi.'' Actually Reduces the - - , , SweDang--S- Corns Dry' Right Up - . oft and Can be Picked Of f. ...... . j - ; ir t , . j Say Emerald Oil Must Give Complete Satisi faction or Money Cheerfully Refunded. ,1 All Druggists e 'Get a bottle of Moone's tlona at regular Intervala and the Emerald Oil (f nil strength) today. swelling reduces." " Every well stocked drug atore has ' And as for Sof t Corns a few applithis, with, the distinct understanding cations, each night at bedtime a&4 that your money will be cheerfully they Jtist seem to ShrlveWht up i ; . returned if It does not reduce the atjd aeafe off.' J . ; ' No atter how discouraged yoin Inflammation; rAorenesa and. paifc much quicker than any remedy you hare been with pods. ahteM r ever usedl tother appueations, if yoo have not ' .... ..... 'v Emerald On then yoji' have : Tour .bunions may be so swollen tried; to learn. BomeUTajr thaf and inflamed that yojr think, yoo something wm enJ yourfoot troubtea r ever. can't go another step. Your ahoea a wonderful fonftHa-tn- W feel as are tf they may cutting right with into" the flesh. Toa feel alck all cofchlnatlott ef easenttat oyer' with the pkin and tortnre and cabiphor and other; antiBentlc M msrvelou'8 that thotisand8iSJ iottles" pray for iquick relief, trhat's to are soia annually for reducln art-be douel :".-.cose w swollen telns. ...of .A.DJrwgjtlsta and etetr autwf dnn: Mofme's Emerald Oilond In fifteen lgist guarantee Moose's Emerald air minutes all the pain and,B0rene8s to end your foot troubles or oney. . .few disuppiyirgA. moreLapplica- back." two-ounc- ... T: us JV"' TjLlreeappliqation8 1 .irusgrr-- i - 1 I |