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Show PAGE TWO THE SUNpAY HERALD,. SUNDAY, JUKE. 13. 1926." NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT A PA ' i t 1 A - i v i ' RIPPLING RHYMES THE EVENING HERALD V f 4i Independent Newspaper, ' t " 5V? V TOjELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS FALT j HAfiON THE HOBBY ..tf; v Alone, dejected, Jimpsod tramps, and finds no man Publisher Wat E. Horoibrook . wholl lend hia ears while he describes the postage ........... N. fianaar Kasrauaoa rQF Uttt he has collected in past years. Oh, he has stamps stamps of east ................... ..t ..90 and west, and stamps of strange and distant lands ; he h&d BnsuieM Office Telephone .lor pursued a life-loEditorial go4t Telephone .... quest, and now illustrious he stands. For alone of he men has stamps from Graustark- -' living 1922. In Published the a la Established as weekly in ISM: at dally wher-- he Pi rat West HwcLfHW, ljtah.-swZfflada!t.ghotehe,d.have jwi tee tfMraiHmiidtwt. TSsUttg, would talk nine hours' or more. His world is one of morning. Delivered by carriar 1b Prove, except Saturday, and Lake View. Vineyard. Or. ui. Prove Bench, an4 Plaaaast Tlav. AH M faded stamps, of squares of paper blue and pink; they at once. Telephone M. lure him plaints of whatever atnr should more than smiling vamps or luxuries in food and Entered aa Booed class matter at the posteffira in Provo, Bran. drink. He wonders why men waste their time discussihar . TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION unuom pouues, ine wesi legislative crime, tne wily statesfllvered by caWr, periaontb ..................................0l man's phony tricks. He wonders why men talk of hoolr 1ft .I4.n0 advance Delivered bcarrjfr. iter 'year. through spectres walk, of - anecdotes pallid $3.50 Delivered by 1km in I'tiib couuty, per year, la adyaoos , . . .1 Al which cheap, , . i l rv.1iv.rmi b miHl in lulled States, outside Btah county, par year, la vi BieuuiB aim croons, wnen mere are siamsa or which to ., v talk. And do men discourse of art. as thouirh it wm- $JW ...,......-.........why tdrinca a vital when whkh one were thing, "55 of the collection of Jiere are stamps AH advertising copy for the current Issue, moat ba tat kot lata a king? And who can understand Trt the U o'clock, a.'m.' zeal with which men talk of motor cars, of m'ston: fendery -wheeUof ;brazeif bolts and Iron bars ?...They- well steering t !.L1 li I Prison For Drunken Drivers nugni bji py giowing tamps ana pass tne golden hours awajr, surveying books of cancelled stamps from Asia , Laws recently incorporated in the legal codeof England Minor and Cathay. How fatuous are modern skates, he thinks, as down the streetejrolls; they will not stand provide that drunken drivers shall be sentenced to four while he relates a tale that well might stir their souls; a both. .or months in prison, fined 50 pounds (nearly $250) far-ocourts and camps, where, he, with diplo A drunken driver has been likened to a maniac amuck tale of matic those grand and noble stamps which skill, moderri In acquired withrevolver. the in a crowded street ajoaded now hia Priceless albums fill. But triflimr are the minds dang-eromore is no d there highways, jurigleof animal. The British haVe ben quick to realize It and of menifforvital things they have no Tare; he cannot drajf them to his den to gaze upon the treasures there. v ta punish the off ender adequately. would the follow It might be wll if the United States brow. .. NTERPH18 MEMBER XEWBPAPEB ASSOCIATION '. MEM8EK UNITKD PRESS A8SOCIATI0M ' j '- f . .... ng them-jn-.hjg.def- be-ni- t par V' . M 1 " ff - - us traffic-cramme- example of Great Britain, not only in summary punishment for drunken and reckless automobile drivers, but also with The drunken driver, the careother classes of less driver; the "smart aleck" driver, are all too prevalent in this country, despite the multitude, of laws and ordinances passed to curb them. A few prison terms would accomplish more results th::n the entire volume of traffic regulations, to put the fear of the law and the realization of the rights into the reckless driver. ... pedes-triail- . XX .The fe waters, saya the Muskogee Pbleniz, and tbey aball return to you after many dayg credited to somebody else . i , Here's asked by the' dear public: ! question that's often the cost of goods I buy are "Does advertising increase . Pick up your hoop roll away. Pull the laka over yonr bea you v can't get enj wetter. '.. loii're oervy enouga to give a flflh awlminlBg lesaoaa. At a dancer, your feet are miulcal boUi Cast your paragraph! upon the Advertising Reduces Costsjo Consumer . CAT ' tit . ud OFFICE-CU- . flat Y advertised products more expensive than those which are ' At the bathing benehes the rule Wonder If folks .borrow trouble because they haven't enough of their of the girls seem to ttc "to sNp on a little and the, rest remulna to be Let us cite a few examples to show that advertising own? seen." in run. cost the the lessens long Gabriel : 'Tve Just come down sell and your time is worth Suppose you had a piano-tTHE MAN BEHIND THE SMILE eiirht or ten dollars a da?. You probably would.be able to' from heaven to announce the. I don't know how he Is on creeds, ts Death henceforth. make 24 or 50 caljs during the day, but your task may bCa l never heard him say; abolished. wonderful that Isn't even not a or You one. mr.y single prospect fmq hopeless ' But he's got a smile that fits his newsf"'-- -. o ' Mo'inrie nip T - Fre from care and dirty labor dean as sunshine ous as the Springtime. r l ; Would Make Yoiir House - You're aa useful aa a flapper on a : farm. You're go dnnib yon think a pipe dream la a pliimlwr'a nlgbtmare. Blow along wkh the test of ttm . , wind, . not advertised - - j Y U , , r i i get a "tip" on one. fuce m Rtteh link! Pessimist! ,. f Now if you placed your a4 in the newspaper for a com- And I was Just ' be'wftars it every dv. a start good getting If things go wrong he won't com- paratively small cost you would reach hundrjrtfand.tlK in ihe underuklng tiaslness !" sands o persons., And from.fhjs great mass t Traders you are almost certain to find a iew 'iri Btiitli of the piano yoti THREE O'CLOCK IS THE MORX- - Jtidt trie to see the Joke; He's siwi:ys finding little ways ' wish to sell. .. INO , , Of belitlng other folk. Now compare the cost and the results of the two methods Officer: What are yon dolns here at this hour. also the great savings in effort. " r Another illustration has to do with the automobile. Ten Stringer: I forgot my key, offi He sees the good la everyone, faults be never iiihumis. ornore years aga agood car cost $5000 or 6000 and" the cer, and I'm waiting for 'the children HeTheir has a joyClil , years iff th tiny i manufacturer was limited in his output.- - z ; Now through greater production,- made possible through consistent advertising and demand for thejrpduct, the maker has been sbltf to buy his material in jgreat volume ; has been able to systematize his factory Workings and produce that same car for around $1500. Advertising5' has produced volume and colume has lessened the cost to all of us. So when there is a larire demand for anything and such demands often are created through' advertising the raw materials for them can be bought at considerably less than if the production were limited. Instance after instance m&j, be citeL.:but we believe that these two are sufficient .unto themselves to prove the . case mdst- conyincinuly. . lot of confidence to come home and let me in. Ife people's good Intentions, lou soon forget what alls yon - i "- - 3 , Summertime It was a dizzy old winter, with its' threatened outbreaks in Europe,' and s hectic old spring, but this the good old summertime. Life is short and time is fleetmgj and why should we be always in a hurry and nursing a perpetual ' worry? Last month we sb'pped into our B. V. D.'s and this month we ought to take a lesson from the weather and slip out of our long accustomed mental traces and go dashing headlong to the opiSn pastures, where the" June grass is lushj and the birds are singing as joyously as before the kaiser descended upon Belgium, bringing in his wake such a scourge of plagues as would have made earjy .Egypt appear a pleasant paradise ' ' by comparison; .We've grown accustomed to look upon life darkly. We have", had wars and rumors of wars, we have known 8Uf--: ficiently of evil and doubt. Our minds are weary of the turmoil and the strife. We long for the quiet ways we knew - before the war. And dame summer is knocking fit and bidding us cat dull care aside for a time; is thepor to forget our perplexities, toss aside the problems that we LL. have not been able to solve and gb . And he is a wise man who will listen. There is something in the season that demands relaxation.- - It is not by accident that the railroads and the steamboat lines run excursions from 'June to September; it is not by chancesthat the seaside and mountain resorts are in full blast then, that the schoolg, are closed and the playgrounds open. When the sun is high, the inclmgtron to mental effort is JowCEven the farmer who rejoices yi the heat of summer pauses for breath between the seasons of harvest and faU plowing, and Lall ' he rest of us sh,ould4ake4hl4iintanddo Jikewise It 'iysummer a f?ainrThe: thermometer, If not the'al-inanaproves it. TReref pre, "a fig for a oare, a fig for woe ; let the world come, let the world go" until fall breezes blow. - lou Isn't It funny that when a doctor treats one, one always has to pay for It, doewi't one? One does!!!! --SUPREME --- No matter how fine motor car ryou drive its THE POLICEMAN satisfaic4perfbrmance is absoluftly dependent pn its spark plug, This . mmm , Is . why engineers select 4 Cbampiom.as standard equipment, and why (wo out of three motorists the world Oyer boy Cham- -'" pions regularly. MoA oiea , v X- One morning rye got dp and we couldn't shave because - vce iouldntH f una mt styptic pencil t ,' - - - ft ! . DAlLrLiESSONS C1 fat " IN ENGLISH Gordon By W: I. ... ' ' - phasedf-t- J ' . WMsaaiuapaMwi"" Columbia theater building.; . Tolt(io,OUo ACTO TOPS AND CURTAINS Upholstering and Seat Covering. '. BERT BANDLEY t , - Auto Tops and General , Blscksmtthlng ' PJtone 85 2i So. Snd W. Prove -- ; .. policemen. Now, that aU'ls said anil done WOHDS OFTB.V MISUSRn : I'm here to tell you one. liy one, Ton't say "where U she at?" Omit Ills wt Is not a linppy cme. ; " -- The isiKcemen. : . illSPBOJjqUNCEljT W, M. WILSON, toward. Pronounce aecenr on first syHabla.. Tho W to silent. . The Oraiwl 'puna of TH';t has OPTEM , M1SSPEUED sym- isstied a ukase forbidding further metry, two m's, attempts to.. reach the summit ..'of SYNONYMS? deviate, diverge, Mount Everest, beenftsevof the death deflect, bemlt turn, twlstcurye. native porters on former WORD STUDY: "Use a word three times UncT it Is yonrs," Let ns Increase our vocabulary by masterA Moravian vlllaue nttempled to ing one word each daf. Today'a kl!I off ltscats .with poison gns to word : - TORRID ; extremely, hot, stamp 'out rabies. piilwere "The torrid days of summer are merely JoyfulW' intoxicated Uj .the 4. V " coming." i vapors, r; OUT OUR WAY vfgiW ttey-fOOM- A BY WILLIAMS RIGHT HOMe. AM AF VA DOWTl COmc c5ooo LNP. eoRK4EO -r'QLTHER Ar4' DE. . 1 Right aa V BELFORS. fAKtOS ktOJ T AH-ujdr- Hy . fei; Jf-p- H MiHs) - policemen". . but very little praise,' SeldonLBas bis siilary raid. W hose ' steadfastness seldom Who, gets . , Larson Studio ' ' : Almost every man Is a woman-hat- er until he reaches the age of lfi or 17. - iM V; . Sitting up until daylight- isn't healthy at all because it takes you nil night to do.lt. The Yoiing Maiden Champion 9fiahlt ft Srf lag : hiv tnmi Eveu If a man Isn't his brother's keeper, there are flme when he thinks his brother needs one. Ckni, - Who Ik It that we often meet Walking 'down the busy strwt; Faithful (jiiiinlsmi;n on bis Iteat? ; Tlie jtoVehien. AVho lit It tiiiit vve ulwirys do Itun mid fell our trouliles to It's what we are snpfiosed to do.? - : TH. policemen. Who Is it when we net "halt shot" And foolish things we do a lot Is always ''Johnny ' The iMiJitemen. .' " Who, when nelghlrs can't agree Is generally on bund to see That' It's fixed up pleasantly? . ;The policemen. 4'. . Who, when ther IsP'hell.-to-imy-" " Must not falter, pause or stay, But mu.it Jnmp rljflit in the fra'y? The policemen. . Whose frlticiV.ed by every oiks No matter if his work's well done, ' And constantly Is on tb& run? ' TWif. Mnwt of the arguing is done over their refusal to have equal wrongs. c, , GAS COSlPANY SEE NOVTYflOR t5.:t.JC v Is most charming in her graduating days. ' Let us ' preserve that charm pictsrlally. theat if To cultivate the. friendship of HOUSE The "Man Behind the Smile." You're so crooked you'd steal the cream out of coffee. Siiorfr From the cool look you- - give me I say, old man, van you you'd think I was the snow In the lend me a fiver?" Loug "Impossible. two orphans.' I've tried to You're: as small as a microbe's eye- - lend you money several Umes. boc you always seem to look upon it a ' a gift." invigus ,,, PAY ONLY .;- . TZIZ7I.-,.r- . serVe AFTER YOU HAVE USED GAS. v .And in analysis IS THCM0r EtfONOftfclTwY'' matter if the sky is gray, Then yoo happen 'round this man.' get bis point of view: .. He can cure a case of bypo I And the clouds begin to scatter, And .the isni comet breaking Quicker than the doctor can. ' , through. 7 Xoull know him if 'you meet him, Ajd yon'H find It worth your ... r": .white, SHOUT THESE OFF.. THE HEN Xo leavh Think of the joy of Shoveling: no coal! no ashes to remove! v No drafts ta watch YOU DONT NEED TO STOCK UP FUEL . OffESit jin ' e- - r vsr-t- ua x. 2vawsf to-ar- c 11 V X,SA .T .. -- . - . ....... ....... ' I |