Show ii mil in the bush lea beaque ue by W D BUSH J most any day that is warm and sunny you will find the west vine street businessmen s association hold ng a meeting on the running board of any parked car that hap pens to be close to one of the members establish e s t a b I 1 i s h ments the things they d escuss don t barly pertain to the business trends rather they are more on the side of monkey busness bus ness but that is OK as far as they are concerned the best part about it is that each man is a member of the board of d rectors and each is a vice president there theres s mike jankovich who is vice president in charge of ng and the only man in town who gets free city and advertising by having his win dows broken jay bateman is still trying to figure out someway he can break his without anybody knowing it was him then there s roy lauritzen Laun who is vice pres dent in charge of radio and broadcasting dale brown in charge of personal appearance pete buzianis vice president of shoe shining hat blocking and so on ted gillette vice president in charge of transportation and some times jay Nei hesel vice president of chow grub vittles and beer they have some interesting meet ings only lately they have been bothered by gnats I 1 imagine their next meeting they will appoint a vice president in charge of pest control arm him with a fly swat ter and carry on they are going to form their own chamber of corn merce and try to bring new indus try to lower vine street tourist cabins out door movies rifle rang es and other enterprises are be ing discussed to length but as yet nothing definite has been decided I 1 have heard they have made pro to oren probert offered him more pay and other inducements to come into their organization as s the executive secretary but oren chasn t ed yet I 1 think he is sho ving the offer to the tooele thoele county chamber of commerce threatening to qu t unless they match it so we will probably see some f reworks soon the motto of the west vine st organization is why go to hoi hol lywood when we have a vine st in To thoele oele after all what has hollywood got that we haven sa the jaycee is on sched lule ule again this year with an even bigger and better performance ex pecked one of the faults of the show last year was that there were too many periods of waiting dur ing the show when a plane took off the spectators had to wait 15 minutes until it gained altitude when the parachutist jumped they waited another 15 minutes while he came down that s go ng to be d efferent this year says program chairman mark lindberg this year clyde alien allen will do the parachute jumping and while he is coming down mark plans to sell shots on his B B gun ifor for 10 cents each the idea being ito to hit the bullseye of the target painted on the posterior of the parachutist it goes without saying that this might keep the crowd occupied until the descends at least and if more people want shots clyde is liable to spend all afternoon coming down from the stratosphere strato phere dodging pellets john stephens has been appoint ed chairman of the policing corn com cittee his job is to see that peo pie don t try to sneak into the show or people park their cars along the road down there to see sele the show for nothing he plans to get a half track and a couple of tanks from the ordnance depot load them down with armour pier cing shells just in case also there will be a crowd of marines with rifles and fixed bayonets at the gate to stop all gate crashers johnny t worry karl mcbride and gene holladay will be in charge of the conces now that is really a racket all you have to do is hand out hot dogs and soda pop to the oust cust omers and when things are slack take on a few yourself I 1 dont don t know whether this is true or not but I 1 ve heard that these two won t eat a thing for a week before the show then they 11 really fill up karl is saving bottle caps to try and get enough for a heli hell ter so please turn all of yours over to him and don t scatter them thorn over the airport grounds cause he doesn doean t want to have to pick them up by the way the JC committee doesn doean t want anybody to get on the runways during the show outside of the fact that they might get hacked up by spinning propel propellers lors I 1 can t see any reason for this aft er all if a pilot cant dodge a few pedestrians on the strip he should II 11 t be flying |