Show Had Fun With the Umpire William Hayes acted as umpire at a ball game near Washington Pa last Sunday and his decisions did not Boom to glvo unmixed satisfaction Toward tho close of the game ho gavo one decision which evidently gavo great pain to tho players on both sides Halt a dozen of them seized and carried him to a nearby river and tossed him In Umpire Hayes scrambled scram-bled out in a hurry whereupon the Indignant In-dignant athletes threw him back and held him under water until ho was nearly drowned Then they rolled him on a beer keg unJ o recovered whon they volunteered tho Information Informa-tion that ho was not cut out Tor an umpire On reflection Mr Hayes Is prepared to agree with this Idea However How-ever ho means to sue a dozen of his assailants |