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Show ay Wasatch Canyon Reporter, May 1 995. Page 13 right over as soon as we wash our hair. Alta’s most eligible bachelorette recently returned from a months | vacation in Chicago. Upon completing an 1800 mile road trip, Sara Lindeman had racked up one car accident,.one speeding ticket and a minor parking infraction. Not bad! | Although Alta shut down on the 23rd, some die-hards AS THE BULL WHEEL Widmer recently took 40 feet of air off of a roof, at Snowbird was the best party to be had over eleven thousand feet. Steve Hirsch ran around clicking his disposable camera like Clarke Griswold. From the plaza to hidden peak the mountain was packed with locals getting their last shot of three thousand foot freshies. Jarrett Rubis made the big trip from Vail just to experience the last day gig. “The that Sierra cement. Also moving to Tahoe City: Dave “Big Emma” Doherty, and Kristy “Elle” Brown. (not together, however.) Anne Coyle of UVM and GMVS fame ties the knot this weekend. -in Stn. Valley. Congratulations. Patricia Stansbury Reiss of US Ski team fame is very great with child. Best of luck, and may your child have as many names as his uncle: Tobias becoming extreme Alta’s snowshoer. first. How’s the foot, Tim? Both the Alta Lodge and the Alta Peruvian © Lodge will put their summer forces to work beginning on ‘Memorial Day weekend. Among the notorious summer employees are A lodge’s Rusty Rigg (rumored to have left current significant Tim “Tough Guy” Trafton with Carole Hirsch. in the BIG city. Longtime other Elizabeth Karpinski Alta resident Steve Reeder with his car for a whole month!) Other mugs still Montana...for the rest of his is preparing to depart for life. Can we keep Steve? Cruiser, | Back in Vermont David | Photo by ge base of Little Cottonwood. Recently “K-Band” was using what must surely have been a malfunctioning radar unit as he stopped Baker coming down Little Cottonwood. He seemed to nineteen 4 . eee ee Charles Baker had a pesky _ think Baker was going 1.767 local lawman (Sgt. L.G. times the posted limit. — Ranslow) who used to check . _ James Hunter Holland Baker’s papers and verify the has made good on his accuracy of his speed-o- promise to move to Utah. meter with some frequency. Park City to be exact. The interesting part was his drive Here in Salt Lake City that job has been taken over by Sheriff’s Canyon Patrolman Kevin “K-Band” Peterson. Faithful readers will remember him as the man who had the crazy notion that Baker may have been going over the limit when Jon ““Hendu smack boy” Atencio, Kristen “you can’t stay in my room’ Ulmer, and John “five head’ Bresee await the ritual shelling of the last tram. Photo by Hirsch. Wasatch is truly the king of the ski world” said Mr. Rubis, a life long Vail ski William Ayres Reiss. The staff of the WCR made third finest to the last tram and then bootedit down the hill for skiers\riders in the Wasatch made the trek: Kristen nine holes of golf. This is truly the best spot in the bum. Some of the Ulmer, Stacey Thorum, - world for multi-sport days. John “Double Eagle” Bresee Chuck “Freight Train” Lingle, Benny “Ball and _ soundly stomped the rest of | Chain” Pellegrino, Ox, Jess the field. He suspects his “B-Movie- Glass Jaw” minions of intentionally cav"ing in so as to insure big Gibson, Brian Beck, Dave “soulmate” Peck, and many others ripped the hill with raises around the office. Count on it boys! Craighton abandon. Stacey Thorum “powder made possibly her final turns _ asks “‘When are we chaining Pilgrim” Hart as a loque in Little. Cottonwood. She is heading ourselves to the bulldozers at Baby Thunder.” Yeah go to Tahoe City‘to get some of ahead Craighton, we will be around Alta include Engen ski school’s Mottley owner: and Coleman new Melanie home Davis. Destined to never leave Alta is renessaince man Danny Caruso. After a stinking night of sordid drinking in Park City, Dan Withey was attacked Frenchman by who a hulking blindsided him outside Cisero’s. Withey stumbled away with a whopping shiner, What did the other guy look like Danny? Former Alta residents Jason Langlois, Sue Monty, Stasha Guminey, have stormed the Salt Lake corporate scene working as temps he drove his car into an oncoming truck and then a boulder at the out. Four hours into his drive from Vermont to Utah he had his brand-new Barrecrafter rack blow off his roof. The rack carried two sailboards (both broken) and a moun- tain bike (badly damaged) and a load of other gear in various stages of destruction. 1 tram TI “final” PT TURNS.... The — still remain. Among them, extreme specialist Tim |