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Show PICKINGS. MISCELLANEOUS. A gentleman caught cold by kissing a ladys snowy brow. ...... A Washington City street- Fore wagon is labelled thus: Hler. A question may Is queer, but the one who aak it is the SIN FRANCISCO TRADE. Provo UTAH SOUTHERN PIANOS! Eli re querist A Fonda reporter says: The lilacs ure humping themselves. The great American obituary provoker, is the latest for kerosene. A plump refusal Tho declination of an offer of marriage by a fat woman. The Courier-Journthinks that a dun would take the stiffening out of a kangaroo. The Baltimore Gazette prints the Civil Rights bill under the head of Amusements. Loteriological is one of the words which the Chicago Tribune scatters by the wayside. The Missouri mosquitoes are waylaying traveller for their overcoats since the cold spell. What kind of essence does a young man prefer when ho jxjps the quest iou? Acquiescence. ...... Folk-lorOn Monday morning last a young man, on taking no the daily paper, turned to the column of the births, and said, I wonder if there is anybody born that I know? Out in Wisconsin a hor.se kicked and killed a book agent, whereupon the citizens made a donation party for the horse, and he now has oats enough to last him a whole horse lifetime. Sad. thing to loose your wife, said a friend to a Vermonter who stood at the grave of his wife. Well tolerably said, rethe mourner, but then her plied al -, c 7, 1 Fn raiiir, use ) nyEBKCECjriDISE, NEWEST STYLES OF PRINTS, Cheap and Durable Summer Dress Goods, 4mw American fork t.el.1 1 in i s: Draper Arrive at Sandy Ia?a WtlOLMtLL e Handy Junction Utile Cottonwood rrh e at : i : 2) ,1 :tn 2 nu OrJi ni from tup Interior pruu.pt: '0 Train, leute m 7 tin 7 It 8 , A WAltE, PAIXTS AX1) OILS , All at lied Hock Prices for Cash or Grain. YK IT AVI 1 0' 27 I 8 l.V 12 I 7 1 TOBACCO & Nos. 1, 2, 3 JAMES SHARP, FERAMORZ LITTLE, dl Hneriiitendent. X. o oo ooo oooo ooooo Visitor to mamma: c OOOOOO I have some sad news to tell you, my dear; your doctor, Mr. Crushhone, died this morning. Jimmy, (one of six): Then we shaiit have any more babies, ma shall ooonono oooooooo and WA are 5 x 1 we? X $ Why, Tat, what are you oing standing by the wall of a ublic house, I thought you ere a teetotaler! Yes, yer onor. Im Just listenin to them n penitent boys a drinkin Brnnch. II A X X K I the only FIUsT Cf.AS. sold at ?5illx5s vlS MTtH. la. E. .JOXlx riHF.S I many PROVO CITY, well mdoeUnl stork of SI WORTH OF NEW MUSIC. Send your nddre's with ft, in postage After steering her elder daughter safely through the GENERIL MERCHANDISE. childs prayer, a few nights since, the mother was astonished bv the Consisting In part of question from her little t'hree-year-ot- d: Mamma, where does Mr. Jesus live? A district schoolmaster in one of tho upper counties o Michigan, was asked what algebra he preferred, and he replied: 40h, I aiat particular; most any kind that will Just peal tho hide when you strike. Theres a moral taught by the following conversation, which needs to be learned by many fathers: Said a little "Mother, father wont be in beaven with us will he? Whv, Because he cant my child? leave the store, - ...... Gimme three cents worth or ginger-po- p and a Dickies worth of ginger-breaexclaimed a rural rooster from Lost Creek, yesterday, as he rushed into a Dad died last confectionary; week, and since Ive come into my fortune, Fra kinder reckless. From Athol we hear of a - pood Methodist parson, somewhat eccentric, and an excellent singer, exclaiming to a portion of the congregation who always spoilt the melody, Brothers and sisters, 1 wish those who cant sing would wait until you get to the celestial regions before you try. The hint was a success. Little Billy was very cross and tired the other night, and he stamps or currency, to SHERMAN A HYDE, r v; I'., isu ,T. ftAv ,v,5 AuUA.ll LTD , If JL Ms, cents iei 11. will lo paid lor si foo(l sirtiele, in Clotli at W1h1sh1c. C-T- mm D & rst T ! warrant on three wagore bring ,r ine The I p- - I del i iter vP I lot JEANS, DOESKINS, : KEBSEYS, H TWEEDS, SATINETS, IN fnrr BLACKSMITH iq and SHIVEYS, Wagon Repairinj In all brarches, promptly LINSEYS, WATERPROOEg', SUBSCRIBE FCn THE FLANNELS, rLy,!iD Utah Mining Gazettf 'Hy BLANKETS, THE ONLY NEWSPAPER AND YARN , WHITE COLORED. 13 aa thm PACIFIC COAST AGENCY pry goods, Its THE UNEQUALLED ir e tlon executed op GROCERIES, ' TV' PAINTS, OILS, a vo MINERS SUPPLIES, ETC., ETC. III UTI &c., , four-year-ol- & ROGEK: ID FOR ETC., ( 1(. CJC3 AN EXTENSIVE A SSORT M EN T OF GOODS ALWAYS ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF One Dollar per annum. Each issue contains valuable reading, and ccr souls. - H and tikBiInf. Prim the Tlrnn, II ' i X WEST BRANCH, A pious old lady being asked by her pastor what she thought of the doctrine of total depravity, replied she thought it a most excellent doctrine, and had nodoubt It had been the means of saving Keep constantly on hand a largo and x'ui C--TD La on o e! it v'n SPING and SUMMER HATS, FLOWERS, k C TIANO OOOOOOO M w OF1 OOtMKMHXI 0000 TO CALL ATTENTIOX 1 ? her new stock of Spring arrived from the East, consiwiue latent atylex of - ! sss8B! OOOOO OtKVl uT LADIES EXCHANCI Agents for the relebniti FI5II BROTHERR "fir k 1 300,000 lbs. ooooooooo Of sti xdw $400, OOOOOOOOO II emt K rd i u D riiOIOCITIM) Ifi on thin Coa.xt. i Main St., near Court House. (I bv 'lush Ians to tx- - thr Eest Low ictnnwli Priced In.trunn its i wri Cirud for sale eS! 2X2 5x I. AND .MITCHELL They are all mult of the lest nintrilnl, are 7 3 OCTAVIL A G 1 i .V Cl K I XT L, G Y XUICUI.K - MILLINERY STOR -- JONES, n c. C. WOOL!! TURNER 1 Freight nnd Ticket Agent. Gen. u AH W ANTED Y For all Information concerning Freight or Passage, apply to elothesjustfltmy oldest girl in-id- will be run Dally Si 4 CIGai NOTION Frexh Cheaper than lvrr. Z- - e. WOOL! Iieeeived LATKLV OPENED A TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE S. S. IFF of Good which we willSup., HOME ENTERPRISE. SUPT. CO BOOTS, SHOES, I u- -t ROM SIIODD At- 3 gnj t .'.S V( CLOTHING, GROCERIES, CANDIES AND -- r. jj., u & SOS, Dealers In I E S, G li O C E It XI) E A X C Y PROM1T ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM THE MINES ES PECI ALLY, AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, WE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS Id 1 Id IS 1' Y. SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN 5 W. FRESHWATER LINE; ALSO LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES y v. ill Iaikc I attle CotumwiMKl Junction Arrive at Sandy R ailed. or tm. k TAP L E IN Al)IITIt)N To TIIK AlioYi: Musical Instruments, 30 Mxkrrxt-tiLxk- s IN MUSIC A L MUnCItA XDISU. 1 ii IL LLALhl.it SHEET MUSIC, ... Sait Idtke AND UI 1 AND EVERY VARIETY IN THE DRY GOODS 11 Alii) SAN FRANCISCO, M. 2 t :t ! ;i 3 bn l PleuM.-ui- NEW STORE Anion" which will be found the S Cor. Kearny and Suiter Sis. C1T MISCELLANEOUS. Institution, G-HIETER- SHERMAN & HYDE, Name of Station. Mercantile ve HAVE, STILL ON HAND A CAREFULLY SELECTED STOCK OF ORGANS!! MUSIC!!! RAILROAD. Co-operati- FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. CHEEEO - Thcaa Superb InatrurnenM hare achieved a uiYKsiin,.ralli'ltdtn thehudory of Piauo-fort- a Unufactim. arc Tern. rk. hie for (.rent Volume, Purity and Swetfauw of Tuur, and durability. 3 key :o:- d, Supt. THE BA.ITT WjAGOlsrS THE CELEBRATED AgenU for Utah County for the celebrate! SCIIUTTLEU WAGONS, ..c-ervVv . ' 1 Accnt. ri ' it is AN ILLUSTRATED PAPE! GIVING WEEKLY Well Executed Cuts LEG O IT IS THE PAPER FOR T MINER MECHANIC AND B INESSMAN, AND SLTrB A WANT LONG FELT IK T TERRITORY FOB A ETC., ETC., ETC. A full Commercial Interests -- ERS, EUKST A BRADLEYS SULKY RAKES AND ' CLIPPER PLOWS, HARROWS, WHEELBARROWS, . AND ntain Scenery , Machinery, etc., etc. MOW- supply always on hand at wanted his father to take him on his knee; but father was tired or to be. I want you to rSALT LAKE CITY PRICES.pretended hold me on your knee, he whined. I tell yon I cannot do it, 1 am tired,., replied his father impatiently. - Tired! Yon wasn't SA TISFA CT10N G UA RAXTPKD. very tired last night when you held Mary on your knee in the IAMICM IMJNN, kitchen! mining Mining Towns, Mou- . AULT.WAN A COSSWEEPSTAKE THRESHERS, BUCKEYE REAPERS AND DEVOTED WHOLLY TO ITS &c. Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and enable us to supply the public with a superior article of clotli nnd yamM. TANNER, d, 60" All kinds oj Market able TQ3 tSTProduce taken in exeliangc&2 &c., Tht Meat Pelrble la.trnmcitta f"r chur, h and parkr. Over !8 in the market uu now id uae. SHERMAN & HYDE, Gi:xrjiAL a ; i:rs, HEAR THEM! , fr blS TRY THEM!! BUY THEM!!! f Reliabla Statistical Joan 0 ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. Ho Wagon ever - sold -- in- - Utah o SEND FOR has given better satisfaction in every respeci. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. X. c. M. JL East Store, Afient., Irovo City. mar 13 SPECIMEN COP SUBSCRIPTION RATES: One copy, one year tdx montha. three months oct8 J1 |